This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, January 24 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Funfair Pig tales. Peppa and her family head off for an exciting time at the funfair. Mummy Pig tries to win a giant teddy for Peppa. (S3 Ep 24) 
06:05Peppa Pig Numbers Pig tales. Peppa and her friends learn how to count by playing games at Madame Gazelle's playschool. (S3 Ep 25) 
06:10The Day Henry Met 2D animation. Balloon is preparing for a big circus show, and Henry becomes a clown for the day when the real clown goes missing. (S1 Ep 12) 
06:15The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series. It's an important day for Peanut, who is now 15 weeks old and moving in with her permanent family. She also meets her half-sister Cashew for the first time. (S1 Ep 4) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Preschool animation. Holly goes to school for the first time. Ben comes along, despite protests from the Wise Old Elf. (S2 Ep 2) 
06:35New: Wissper Animation. Oscar the orangutan asks Wissper to help him find his favourite umbrella leaf, but his den is so cluttered that it needs a thorough clean-up to find it. (S1 Ep 48) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. When Revs suddenly slows down during a race, Noddy is on the case and discovers that Revs was hoping to help a friend. (S1 Ep 27) 
06:55Thomas and Friends CGI animated series. A mission to take the Duke and Duchess to Callan Castle settles a dispute about the best number of wheels for an engine. (S20 Ep 2) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. Sam Spratt takes Shane out on The Merry Mackerel to catch prawns. When a thick fog descends, can Shane's culinary skills help them find the way home? (S1 Ep 13) 
07:20Peppa Pig Grandpa's Little Train Animated series. Grandpa Pig has built a little train called Gertrude. When he takes Peppa and George for a ride, there is room for lots of their friends. (S2 Ep 29) 
07:30Peppa Pig The Baby Piggy Animated series. Peppa and George are visiting their cousin Chloe and will get to meet Chloe's new baby brother, Alexander, for the first time. (S2 Ep 30) 
07:35New: Top Wing Animation. Rod tries to earn three jump badges in one day. It looks like he won't succeed - until someone needs his help! (S1 Ep 15) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animation. When a big ape follows the pups home, they must lure him onto the PAW Patroller so they can take him back to the jungle. (S4 Ep 14) 
08:05New: Digby Dragon CGI animation. Digby and Archie end up tiny after getting caught in a spell gone awry and must get to Fizzy's cottage to reverse the spell before they get squished! (S2 Ep 4) 
08:20Floogals Animation. The Floogals venture into the Hoomans' library to retrieve Boomer's fizzer, which he has been using as a bookmark in one of Girl Hooman's books. (S2 Ep 13) 
08:40Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Preschool animation. After the disappearance of Mrs Fotheringill, the twins have had no playgroup to attend. Queen Thistle becomes their new teacher. (S2 Ep 3) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animation. When a baby bird mistakes Zeta for its mother, the girls must help her return it to its nest. (S2 Ep 27) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Bolt is beginning a new life as a mountain rescue dog. But first he must settle into his new home and attend a tough training course. (S1 Ep 14) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords Documentary series. Documentary series. Anthony comes to the aid of Max, a rather rotund Rottweiler who has been cooped up indoors by owners who are banned from keeping animals. (S4 Ep 9) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors The doctors of Balham Park Surgery take third year medical students Tanguy and Kathryn under their wing to help them gain valuable hands-on experience. (S3 Ep 39) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Willow tells Justin that she is no longer prepared to shut Dean out of her life. Maggie makes an emotional opening speech at her fundraiser. Raffy's medication is reassessed. 
13:45Neighbours Terese agrees to let Leo move back in with her - but is it for the right reasons? Sheila voices her suspicions to Yashvi on the day of Amy's return. Bea and Ned are reconciled. 
14:20A Deadly Affair Film Infidelity thriller. starring Valerie Azlynn and Austin Highsmith. Suspecting him of having an affair, Mary trails her husband, only to find his dead body. (2017) 
16:00Friends Joey attempts to gain Ross's forgiveness for accidentally proposing to Rachel. And an exhausted Rachel desperately tries to stop baby Emma's constant crying. (S9 Ep 2) 
16:30Friends Rachel's constant calls to her baby's paediatrician force him to reject her as a patient. Chandler plans to move to Tulsa for work. (S9 Ep 3) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Terese agrees to let Leo move back in with her - but is it for the right reasons? Sheila voices her suspicions to Yashvi on the day of Amy's return. Bea and Ned are reconciled. 
18:00Home and Away Willow tells Justin that she is no longer prepared to shut Dean out of her life. Maggie makes an emotional opening speech at her fundraiser. Raffy's medication is reassessed. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00New: The Dog Rescuers: Best In... ...Show. Documentary series. Including a spaniel who was terrified of everything, and a leonberger cross who needed to chill out. (S1 Ep 8) 
20:00New: Bargain Loving Brits In... ...The Sun. Documentary series. Lawrence and son Lewis have a great idea for their bar on the day of a big England game. Jan and Jose help a badly abused dog at their animal charity. (S4 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Robbing Your Relatives This is Channel 5HD 
22:00New: Bad Girls Behind Bars Documentary series. Transgender inmate Franklin has fallen for fellow jailbird Leslie. Baby D continues to throw her weight around. (S1 Ep 2) 
23:00Horrible Bosses 2 Film Comedy sequel starring Jason Bateman and Charlie Day. Three friends resort to desperate measures when an investor backs out a deal to fund their invention. (2014) 
00:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:05Horrible Bosses 2 Film Comedy sequel starring Jason Bateman and Charlie Day. Three friends resort to desperate measures when an investor backs out a deal to fund their invention. (2014) 
01:10High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:40High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:10High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:40High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:10Sin City Film Gritty, violent thriller starring Bruce Willis and Mickey Rourke. Three interlinked film noir tales of revenge in a faithful, star-studded comic book adaptation. (2005) 
05:10Divine Designs Documentary series. Paul Binski looks at the changes in church art from the crudeness of the 14th century to the sophisticated style of the 15th. [SL] (S2 Ep 4) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 11) 
06:00Peppa Pig Digging Up The Road Pig tales. Peppa and her family are trying to get to the playground, but Mr Bull's roadworks are in the way. (S3 Ep 26)