This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, February 24 2018

06:00Little Princess I Want My Dummy Animation narrated by Julian Clary. Little Princess doesn't want to give up her dummy, and when it starts to mysteriously disappear, she's determined to get it back! (S1 Ep 6) 
06:10Wissper CGI-animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. Polar bears Bert and Barry ask Wissper for help when one of them turns green. (S1 Ep 35) 
06:20Mr Men Lake Mr Scatterbrain accompanies Mr Quiet on a retreat, while Mr Bump attempts water-skiing, and there's a canoeing trip lined up for Mr Stubborn and Mr Happy. (S1 Ep 18) 
06:30Milkshake Monkey Happy Campers Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey learns about camping and an interesting way to brave the elements. (S2 Ep 5) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Tickle and her brothers and sisters see their reflections in the mirror for the first time. Ruby is let off her lead for the first time in the park. (S1 Ep 7) 
06:40Mofy Animated series. Mofy is helping Lee and Sioux look for acorns in heaps of fallen leaves, when a chimpanzee named Wookey turns up and joins in. (S1 Ep 8) 
06:45Simon Animated series. Simon keeps winning when he challenges Gaspard to a series of sporting contests, but eventually learns that nobody can win all the time. (S1 Ep 7) 
06:50Simon Animation. Dad has to finish raking the leaves before he can play football with Simon, but Gaspard causes a delay by undoing his work and falling in the mud. (S1 Ep 41) 
06:55Peppa Pig George's New Dinosaur Animated series about a lovable little pig. When his favourite toy dinosaur breaks, George visits Mr Fox's Shop to find a new one. (S4 Ep 19) 
07:05PAW Patrol Pups Save the Circus CGI animated series about a pack of puppies led by a 10-year-old boy named Ryder. A baby elephant escapes when the circus comes to town. (S1 Ep 13) 
07:15Thomas and Friends Diesel's Special Delivery Railway adventures. Diesel swaps his dull load of slate for a haul of shiny red apples in order to please Sodor's schoolchildren. (S14 Ep 8) 
07:30Fireman Sam The Wrong Smell Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. Helen and Penny go on a mountain hike - until the fog rolls in and Penny twists her ankle. (S1 Ep 26) 
07:40Olly the Little White Van Catch Me If You Can Animated series. Charlie enters the Bumpton Go-Kart Race in a computer-controlled kart that has been built by Stan, but the kart malfunctions and will not stop. 
07:50Blaze and The Monster Machines Animation. Starla and her prize pig Zippy are looking forward to racing in the Piggy 500, but Crusher and his rude pig Slop are determined to win and send Zippy far away. (S1 Ep 23) 
08:20PAW Patrol Pup a Doodle Do CGI animated series about a pack of puppies led by a 10-year-old boy named Ryder. Mayor Goodway's prize chicken goes missing and the puppies help to locate her. (S1 Ep 14) 
08:35Nella the Princess Knight Animation. Minatori interrupts Trinket and Nella's BFWK (Best Friends in the Whole Kingdom) mall-stravaganza day. (Ep 26) 
08:50Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. After Big Ears' teapot and Bumpy's kennel go missing, Noddy investigates before Toyland descends into chaos. (Ep 29) 
09:05Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Toy Robot Impish animation. Holly, Ben and their friends find a broken toy robot. Holly fixes it with magic, but it is trying to clean out the whole castle. (S1 Ep 36) 
09:15Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Zeta steals the girls' magical gem in order to enchant some cleaning supplies, which go on to cause chaos. (S2 Ep 21) 
09:35Digby Dragon CGI animated series. Chips thinks that he has found a Sea Nut when he catches a shell in his fishing net. He wants to keep it, but the shell has a mind of its own. (S1 Ep 48) 
09:50Peppa Pig Grandpa Pig's Train to the Rescue Animation. Miss Rabbit's train has broken down, so Grandpa Pig lends her his little train, Gertrude. (S4 Ep 20) 
10:00Peppa Pig The Pet Competition Animation. Playgroup is having a pet competition and everyone has brought their pets. Dr Hamster is the judge, but it is so hard to choose the best pet... (S4 Ep 21) 
10:05Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mona Lisa arrives on Earth and Raph is worryingly eager to help her, but then the Newtralizer returns to New York City more powerful than ever before. (S5 Ep 5) 
10:35Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring household pets doing the craziest things. (S2 Ep 12) 
11:00Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Jacko and the firearms unit flush out a suspect after finding a homemade gun, while a 999 call leads to a drugs bust for Liam. (S13 Ep 13) 
12:00Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Presenters Rick Edwards and Ortis Delay are out with the police interceptors as they tackle the difficult night shift. (S13 Ep 5) 
13:00Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. In this special episode, the interceptor's take on the young and reckless who cause carnage on our roads and put themselves and others in danger (S13 Ep 6) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face an angry mob at a high-performance car dealer. Gary and Cona's straightforward case turns sensitive when a father's backstory is revealed. (S5 Ep 9) 
15:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A car parts dealer throws a spanner in the works after Stewart and Elmor strike a deal, and the cops are called to help evict a tenant in East London. (S5 Ep 7) 
16:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Gary and trainee Cona face a case of potential mistaken identity, while Max and Paul works with a film producer on the verge of bankruptcy. (S5 Ep 8) 
17:00Rich House, Poor House Documentary series. The Sethard-Wrights swap their large house with its tennis court and swimming pool for the Walkers' council house. (S2 Ep 3) 
18:00The Wonderful World of Puppies A dog's-eye view of its first year of life. The puppies enter a new phase of their lives as they leave their littermates and join their new human families. (S1 Ep 2) 
19:00Cruising With Jane McDonald:.. ...Budapest. Water-bound travelogue. On her first ever river cruise, Jane heads to Budapest's Szechenyi Baths, before a visit to the moving WWII memorial, Shoes on the Danube Bank. (S1 Ep 3) 
20:00Britannia: Secrets Of The Royal... ...Yacht. Rob Bell reveals some of the secrets of the royal yacht Britannia, a vessel with many guises including being a floating palace, and a rescue vessel. (S1 Ep 1) 
20:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
21:00Football On 5: The Championship Colin Murray presents highlights of the latest games in the SkyBet Championship. 
22:00Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the latest games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2. 
22:30Britain's Favourite Biscuit In a definitive top twenty countdown, we reveal Britain's favourite biscuit. A host of celebrities including Vanessa Feltz and Joe Swash reveal how they eat theirs. 
23:55Cruising With Jane McDonald Travelogue. The juiciest bits of Jane McDonald's trip along the Danube which started in Budapest, before crossing into Austria, then ending up in Germany. (S3 Ep 2) 
00:10Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. Three patients with worrying abdominal problems consult the Balham Park doctors. (S3 Ep 34) 
04:00GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. A carer who looks after her 100-year old mother with advanced dementia 24/7, and a depressed young single mum and victim of violence consult the doctors. (S3 Ep 35) 
04:45House Doctor Home-improvement series. Ann Maurice focuses on how to present a house's original features and how to make gardens ready for sale. [SL] (S4 Ep 17) 
05:10Divine Designs In this edition of the series about religious works of art, Dr Paul Binski visits Chelsea and Brockhampton. [SL] (S2 Ep 10) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
06:00Little Princess I Can't Remember Animation narrated by Julian Clary. When Little Princess loses things that her friends have lent her, she sets out to try and remember just what she did with them. (S1 Ep 7)