This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, November 22 2017

06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Bernie is expecting a visit from a lady-hermit crab named Bernadette. Oona and Baba help him find food for a feast, but the Shrew Crew cause problems. (S2 Ep 12) 
06:10Poppy Cat Animation. The gang take the rocket to the moon so that Zuzu's wolf friend Timothy can learn to howl for his Scout badge. (S2 Ep 26) 
06:20Simon Animation. When Simon finds a hermit crab in a pretty shell on the beach, he must find a way to stop a little boy named Leon from taking it home for his collection. (S1 Ep 46) 
06:25Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and the team are asked to create a temporary beach in Spring City, but it proves harder than expected to keep the new beach tidy. (S1 Ep 45) 
06:35Fireman Sam Escape from Pontypandy Island When the Pioneers go to Pontypandy Island, they are in such a rush to explore the island, they do not pull their boat up safely and it drifts off. (S9 Ep 6) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Steamie Stafford CGI animated. Stafford, the electric engine, asks Thomas to teach to make a sound like a proper engine. But when is it useful to be quiet? (S17 Ep 6) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Willy's owner tries everything to get him to learn to stay and fetch. Teddy is learning to walk on the lead for the first time. (S1 Ep 8) 
07:05PAW Patrol Pups Turn on the Lights CGI animated series. It is Chase's birthday and Katie and the pups have planned a surprise party for him at Katie's clinic, but a storm causes a blackout. (S1 Ep 29) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Cloppycorn is in charge of the Swapsy Game, until the fairies' yoyo disappears. Noddy to the rescue... (S1 Ep 37) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. Daddy Pig decides to teach the kids some simple science. The first experiment - how many children does it take to pick up Madame Gazelle? (S5 Ep 10) 
07:45Peppa Pig Babysitting Animated series about a lovable little pig. Mummy and Daddy Pig go out for the evening, leaving Granny and Grandpa Pig to babysit an excitable Peppa and George. (S1 Ep 30) 
07:55Floogals Animation. The Floogals think that Aunt Samantha's new baby must be the Hoomans' king. But when the king captures Boomer, Fleeker and Flo must find a way to free him. (S1 Ep 28) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animated series. When Mungo accidentally starts up Scottie with Archie on board, Digby races to the rescue. However, saving them is harder than he bargained for. (S1 Ep 5) 
08:20Rusty Rivets Ten-year-old Rusty Rivets invents his way out of every problem by turning old parts and objects into weird and wonderful contraptions! (S1 Ep 8) 
08:35Shimmer and Shine Animation. Leah, Zeta and the genies enter their pets into the Pet Talent Show. But Zeta decides to cheat using her magic to ensure that Nazboo wins the competition. (S2 Ep 23) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Mrs Witch Impish animation. Nanny takes Ben and Holly to visit a witch in the forest. When Nanny is rude to the witch, she gets frozen by magic. (S1 Ep 15) 
09:05Mofy Animation. Mofy looks after Mummy Mouse's children while she is at work. Mummy Mouse can't get them to eat carrots, but Mofy comes up with a story to help. (S1 Ep 36) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15Chasing Christmas Film Family comedy starring Tom Arnold and Andrea Roth. When a grumpy businessman refuses to celebrate Christmas, the ghosts of Christmas past make him reconsider. (2005) 
12:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
12:50Cruising With Jane McDonald Ocean-bound travelogue with ex-cruise singer Jane McDonald. Highlights of Jane's cruise from Miami, around the Caribbean to Puerto Rico. (S3 Ep 1) 
13:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
13:15Home and Away Irene is forced to confess after Olivia warns everyone that Mick is in the Bay. Alf offers Mick a solution, but will Mick heed his advice? Mason sees Beth's ghost. 
13:45Neighbours Paul is having second thoughts - will he go ahead with the wedding? Paige discovers Mark has been keeping secrets from her. Kirsha freaks when told she needs steroid injections. 
14:15NCIS Pyramid US crime drama series. When the Port-to-Port killer is finally revealed, the entire NCIS team find themselves in grave danger. (S8 Ep 24) 
15:15A Snow Globe Christmas Film Seasonal drama starring Alicia Witt and Donald Faison. After a knock on the head, a cynical TV executive wakes up in a perfect town like the one in her snow globe. (2013) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Paul is having second thoughts - will he go ahead with the wedding? Paige discovers Mark has been keeping secrets from her. Kirsha freaks when told she needs steroid injections. 
18:00Home and Away Irene is forced to confess after Olivia warns everyone that Mick is in the Bay. Alf offers Mick a solution, but will Mick heed his advice? Mason sees Beth's ghost. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Traffic Cops The cops deal with a suicidal man with mental health problems, an Eritrean woman dumped out of a lorry by people traffickers, and a lass who's had a barney with her boyfriend. (S2 Ep 9) 
20:00New: GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. Dr Ahmed reassures an anxious teen before suggesting he may benefit from counselling, and Dr Ramshaw advises a teenager who fainted. (S5 Ep 18) 
21:00New: Raped: My Story Landmark documentary where ten people speak out for the first time about what happened to them. Told directly to camera, these are extraordinarily honest accounts that reveal the real impact of rape. 
22:30New: #MeToo: The Debate Debate. Directly after powerful documentary Raped: My Story, a studio audience drill down into issues raised by the film, as well as some of the broader issues stemming from current controversies. 
23:30I'm 20 But Look 60:... ...Extraordinary People. Documentary following teenager Zara, who inherited a rare genetic condition from her mum that makes her look much older than her years. 
00:30Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. This episode focuses on the streets of London as criminal acts are caught on the city's CCTV cameras. (S1 Ep 1) 
01:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Bombshell Police drama series. Detectives Benson and Stabler go under cover as a married couple at a swingers' club in their search for evidence following a murder. (S12 Ep 19) 
04:00Witches: A Century Of Murder Last of a two-part documentary series. Dr Suzannah Lipscomb tells the story of Matthew Hopkins, a ruthless Puritan who rose to become Witchfinder General. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series with Californian interior designer Ann Maurice. Ann can soon see the problem with a bungalow that won't sell in Hove - its lurid colour scheme. [SL] (S4 Ep 12) 
05:10Divine Designs Paul Binski presents the series examining Britain's religious art. Paul contrasts King's College chapel with much simpler post-Reformation churches. [SL] (S2 Ep 6) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 12) 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Oona and Baba watch a dung beetle roll a ball of poop over the sand dunes back to its nest. Oona's digging skills come in useful at a crucial moment. (S2 Ep 13)