This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, September 16 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Hospital Pig tales. Peppa and her playgroup friends go with Madame Gazelle to visit Pedro Pony, who is poorly in hospital. (S3 Ep 32) 
06:05Peppa Pig Spring Pig tales. Grandpa Pig organises a chocolate egg hunt for Peppa and her friends. Will the piglets track down the treats? (S3 Ep 33) 
06:10Peppa Pig Daddy Pig's Birthday Porcine animation. Today is Daddy Pig's birthday, but he must go to work. While he is away, Mummy Pig, Peppa and George prepare a special birthday surprise. (S2 Ep 50) 
06:15Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Uncle Gaston Animation. When three baby ladybirds, Amber, Emerald and Keith come to stay at their uncle Gaston's for the day, Ben and Holly help him to keep them entertained. (S2 Ep 21) 
06:30New: Noddy Toyland Detective Animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. Pat Pat is packing for a sleepover at the palace when her suitcase goes missing. (S2 Ep 31) 
06:40Fireman Sam Animation. Norman-Man tests his newfound superpower of invisibility when Joe's robotic dog goes on the rampage, ending Sam's hopes of a month without a fire. (S11 Ep 2) 
06:50Milkshake! Monkey: Bananas... ...About Food. Preschool series featuring the hilarious antics of an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey has no eggs for his breakfast, so Kemi goes to the farm in search of some more. (S5 Ep 1) 
06:55Thomas & Friends CGI animated escapades of the little blue engine. Bulgy thinks that people should travel by bus instead of rail - until he tries carrying all their passengers. (S23 Ep 1) 
07:05New: Shane the Chef Animated series about a chef and his daughter. Shane rescues Maggie's fledging delivery box business by proving that wonky vegetables are as good as any other vegetables. (S1 Ep 37) 
07:20Peppa Pig Popular preschool animated series. When the Police visit the school, officers Panda and Squirrel teach Peppa and her friends all about bicycle safety. (S5 Ep 13) 
07:25Peppa Pig Animated antics of a lovable piglet. During a picnic in her garden, cousin Chloe shows Peppa and George fun things to do with wild flowers. (S6 Ep 10) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. The Cadets rescue Cheep, Chirp and Swift's Flash-Wing after Baddy McBat takes the jet with the chicks inside! (S1 Ep 12) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animation. It seems just a regular day in Adventure Bay as the Paw Patrol is called to duty. But the pups are in for a surprise - Paw Patrol Appreciation Day! (S4 Ep 4) 
08:05Floogals Animation. When Flo knocks over a box of building blocks, the Floogals try to discover what was inside by building all the items on the Boy's birthday list. (S2 Ep 16) 
08:20Digby Dragon CGI animation. When Digby decides to use magic to make Mungo more intelligent, Mungo ends up a genius and starts causing trouble. (S2 Ep 5) 
08:40Little Princess 2D-animated series about an inquisitive little girl who lives in a castle, narrated by Rufus Jones. Professor builds Princess a robot, which becomes her favourite toy. (S4 Ep 1) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Plumbing Animation. The bath tap at the Little Castle is dripping, so the elf plumber is called. But with King and Queen Marigold coming round, there is not much time to fix it. (S2 Ep 22) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animated antics of five colourful balls of light. The Bunnies cannot understand why their photos from a booth include moustaches and beards drawn in black ink. (S2 Ep 26) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. The patients at Farnham Road Surgery are suffering with chronic pain. Joseph who needs painkillers for a bad back but must avoid opiates. (S4 Ep 9) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. A patient enters reception with all the signs of suffering a stroke. Other cases include a man suffering trauma after almost losing a leg at work. (S4 Ep 10) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Robbo and Jasmine move into a motel room, which causes tensions. Bella moves back in with her brother, but remains troubled. Irene decides to go back to work at the diner. 
13:45Neighbours Hendrix starts flirting with Chloe. Gail tells Harlow she was in the conspiracy against Paul. Roxy's erotic games backfire and cause Ned to discover their secret. 
14:15Murder Most Medieval: Garage... Film ...Sale Mystery 10. Murder Mystery starring Lori Loughlin and Sarah Strange. Jennifer finds a body hidden in a suit of armour she purchased and soon becomes involved in a web of lies. (2017) 
16:00Friends When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide that they should remain friends - with dire results. (S3 Ep 13) 
16:30Friends Phoebe's former singing partner wants to make a hit of her signature song, Smelly Cat. Chandler dates a beautiful woman with a prosthetic leg. (S3 Ep 14) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Hendrix starts flirting with Chloe. Gail tells Harlow she was in the conspiracy against Paul. Roxy's erotic games backfire and cause Ned to discover their secret. 
18:00Home and Away Robbo and Jasmine move into a motel room, which causes tensions. Bella moves back in with her brother, but remains troubled. Irene decides to go back to work at the diner. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Cricket On 5: The Ashes-Eng Vs Aus Highlights from the Oval of day five of the Fifth Test between England and Australia. 
20:00Traffic Cops Action-packed observational documentary series with Jamie Theakston. Jason stops a drugged-up driver who does 70 mph in a 30 zone to try and evade capture. (S5 Ep 6) 
21:00New: McDonald's Vs Burger King:... ...Burger Wars. Documentary looking at how both burger chains grew from humble origins to become world-dominating fast food brands. 
22:00New: Eating Myself to Death Documentary about three Brits who are life-threateningly overweight, the problems they face because of it, and what they are trying to do about it. 
23:05Benefits and Bypasses: Billion... ...Pound Patients. Documentary about how self-inflicted health problems are costing the NHS a fortune. 
00:05Rugby Seven Highlights The latest action. 
01:10The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. 
03:10Eamonn & Ruth: How The Other... ...Half Lives. Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford snoop around a mansion worth 20m, complete with its own bowling alley, golf course, football pitch, swimming pool and cinema. (S1 Ep 3) 
04:00Eamonn & Ruth: How The Other... ...Half Lives. Continuing to find out what makes the super-rich tick, Eamonn and Ruth meet one the UK's wealthiest entrepreneurs and attend one of the glitziest balls of the year (S1 Ep 4) 
04:45House Doctor Home-improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice and presenter Alistair Appleton. This edition features a villa on the west coast of Scotland. [SL] (S4 Ep 6) 
05:10House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. Julie wants to sell her four-bedroom semi in Sandhurst. (S6 Ep 12) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
06:00Peppa Pig Miss Rabbit's Helicopter Pig tales. Miss Rabbit takes Peppa and her family for a ride in her rescue helicopter. (S3 Ep 34)