This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, February 17 2018

06:00Little Princess I Don't Know What to Be Julian Clary narrates an animated series based on the much-loved picture books. Little Princess can't decide what she wants to be when she grows up. (S1 Ep 4) 
06:10Wissper CGI-animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. Poor Peggy the pingwing has lost her voice, so Wissper recruits Stripes to help look for it. (S1 Ep 33) 
06:20Mr Men Physical Mr Bump is given some advice from his new instructor on the ski-slope, while Little Miss Sunshine and Mr Tickle attend an aerobics class run by Mr Lazy. (S1 Ep 28) 
06:30Milkshake Monkey Ready, Steady, Bake! Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey joins some of his little friends for some floury fun, baking bread! (S2 Ep 3) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Big Ron, a bulldog pup, is having a bit of trouble mastering walking, and some Dogue de Bordeaux pups are testing out their baby teeth on solid food. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:40Mofy Animated series created from cotton wool. Mofy can't sleep because a dark cloud is covering the moon and the wind is very strong. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:45Simon Animated children's series about an engaging but headstrong young rabbit. Simon and Gaspard are in for a surprise when they spend a night in Grandpa's vegetable garden. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:50Simon Animation. Simon is having a game of hide and seek with Gaspard and his friend Lou, but Simon is making up his own rules as he goes along... (S1 Ep 33) 
07:00Peppa Pig The Flying Vet Animated series about a loveable little pig. Doctor Hamster is rushed off her feet when nearly all the animals need her help on the same day. (S4 Ep 13) 
07:05PAW Patrol Pups' Autumn Festival: CGI animation following a pack of puppies led by a 10-year-old called Ryder. The puppies need to pick all of farmer Yumi's fruit before a snowstorm arrives. (S1 Ep 2) 
07:20Thomas and Friends Hiro Help Out Railway adventures. When Hiro sees that the Fat Controller is very busy, he decides to help out by making some decisions for him. (S13 Ep 20) 
07:30Fireman Sam CGI animation. After Sam and Tom put up signs warning everyone about some unsafe paths near the cliffs, Norman takes Mandy in search of a golden eagle. (S6 Ep 4) 
07:40Olly the Little White Van Bird Watching Animated series about a little white van called Olly and his driver Stan. Jethro takes Olly and Royston bird watching. 
07:50Blaze and the Monster Machines Animated series about Blaze the truck and his best pal AJ. Gabby is the mechanic all the Monster Machines count on to fix them up. But Crusher steals all her tools. (S1 Ep 2) 
08:20PAW Patrol Pups Save the Sea Turtles CGI animated series. Ryder, Chase and Rubble help sea turtle hatchlings to safely cross the road to get to the beach. (S1 Ep 3) 
08:35Nella the Princess Knight Animation. Blaine tries to ruin Nella's plants when her flower-jewellery stall at the school craft fair draws all the crowds. (Ep 21) 
08:50Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The toys are visiting Fuse's workshop for a check-up. They are fine when they go in, but they are all wonky when they come out. (S1 Ep 22) 
09:05Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Tooth Fairy Impish animation. Ben and Holly are excited to learn that Nanny Plum is a tooth fairy by night. (S1 Ep 27) 
09:15Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Nazboo gets sick with Dragon Pox, so Leah, Shimmer and Shine set out on an adventure to find the magical cure. (S2 Ep 8) 
09:35Digby Dragon CGI animation. Fizzy finds an old magical camera in a dusty cupboard, but when she starts using it she discovers that the camera doesn't just take pictures... (S1 Ep 40) 
09:50Peppa Pig Kylie Kangaroo Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa shows Kylie Kangaroo how to jump up and down in muddy puddles, but who can jump the highest? (S4 Ep 14) 
10:00Peppa Pig Captain Daddy Dog Animated series about a lovable little pig. Mummy Dog and Danny are very excited! Captain Daddy Dog is home from the sea, and he's bearing gifts! (S4 Ep 15) 
10:05Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animated adventures of a quartet of half-turtle, half-human crime-fighters. Kavaxas is threatening to destroy the world. Only the Turtles stand between him and disaster. (S5 Ep 4) 
10:35Access Entertainment round-up. 
10:40Make You Laugh Out Loud A collection of the craziest cat clips around. 
11:10Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Liam and police dog Titan are tracking suspects. Damo finds a man unconscious and a suspicious driver tries to outfox the interceptors. (S13 Ep 12) 
12:05Police Interceptors The Interceptors come under attack from a gang of violent, armed robbers, and the boys in the 'Big Blue Van' respond to reports of bottles raining down on the streets. (S12 Ep 4) 
13:05The A-Team Action-packed adventure with the friendly mercenaries. The team are hired to demolish an old warehouse, but a mobster does not want old evidence excavated from the ruins. (S2 Ep 11) 
14:05The A-Team Action adventure series. The Face runs for sheriff of a small New Mexico city as part of Hannibal's plan to clean up a community racked by crime and violence. (S2 Ep 12) 
15:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A jeweller lashes out at Garry in Birmingham, and a dispute between a council and a private landlord in East London prompts Steve and Max to clamp the mayor's limo. (S5 Ep 5) 
16:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A debtor in London ties his car to a tree to stop agents taking it in payment, a church ministry owes rent and a barber owes a business consultancy. (S5 Ep 6) 
17:00Rich House, Poor House Documentary series. The Haslams have three children, twelve restaurants and 3,000 to spare a week. They swap lives with the Brimicombes, who have four kids but only 140 a week to spend. (S2 Ep 2) 
18:00The Secret Life of Puppies A dog's-eye view of its first year of life. The puppies experience their first eight weeks of life from birth to becoming part of a human family. (S1 Ep 1) 
19:00Cruising With Jane McDonald:.. ...Scotland. Ocean-bound travelogue. On her smallest ever cruise, Jane visits the puffin-packed Treshnish Islands, and Fingal's Cave on Staffa, which inspired Mendelssohn's Hebrides Overture. 
20:00World's Most Luxurious Cruise Ship With time ticking away until the maiden voyage, the pressure is on. Once the huge propellers are fitted, the dry dock is flooded and the ship floats for the first time. (S1 Ep 2) 
20:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
21:00Football On 5: The Championship Colin Murray presents highlights of the latest games in the SkyBet Championship. 
22:00Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the latest games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2. 
22:30There's Something About Mary Film Gross-out romantic comedy starring Cameron Diaz and Ben Stiller. A man hires a detective to find an old date, but the private eye turns out to be a ruthless love rival. (1998) 
00:40Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10That's My Boy Film Comedy starring Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg. A fortysomething loser deep in debt tries to worm his way back into the life of his estranged son. (2012) 
05:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
05:10Divine Designs In his series on religious art and artefacts, Paul Binski looks at the two great rival cathedrals of England - York and Canterbury. (S2 Ep 3) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S1 Ep 8) 
06:00Little Princess I Want to Whistle Julian Clary narrates an animation based on the much-loved children's picture books. Little Princess discovers that everyone in the kingdom can whistle except her. (S1 Ep 5)