This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, March 24 2018

06:00Little Princess I Want to Be Tall Little Princess is frustrated that she's not tall enough to reach things, but the visit of her cousin makes her aware that she's not as small as she thought. (S2 Ep 14) 
06:10Wissper Animation. Hattie the hippo needs Wissper's help. She wants something different to eat, but the leaves she would like are too high for her to reach! (S1 Ep 43) 
06:20Mr Men Camping Animated sketch show. Mr Stubborn refuses help when attempting to assemble a tent; and some curious creatures have a field day with Mr Grumpy's camping gear. (S1 Ep 22) 
06:30Milkshake Monkey Rock Pool Adventures in Cornwall with the inquisitive puppet. (S2 Ep 13) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. The pups meet new friends, who come in all shapes and sizes, including human toddlers, horses and other hound housemates! (S1 Ep 9) 
06:40Mofy Animated series. Mofy has lost track of time at Kerry's house. It will be night soon, and Mofy is scared of the dark. Kerry suggests that Mofy overcome her fear. (S1 Ep 29) 
06:45Simon Animation. Simon and Gaspard are looking forward to a visit from their cousin Benjamin, but when he arrives he shows no interest in playing with them. (S1 Ep 34) 
06:50Simon Animation. Pandemonium reigns when Grandpa's dog Elvis meets up with Milou, the boys' cat. Simon thinks they don't like each other, but they are just having fun. (S1 Ep 20) 
06:55Peppa Pig The Holiday House Popular animation. Peppa and her family arrive in Italy. Everyone is talking in a different language and Daddy Pig finds driving on the right a little difficult. (S4 Ep 37) 
07:05Paw Patrol Animation. When Cap'n Turbot and his cousin Francois go deep-sea diving to snap a picture of a rare seaslug, their diving bell ends up getting stuck! (S2 Ep 1) 
07:15Thomas and Friends Train fun. On the island of Sodor, the fog is beginning to swirl into Brendam Docks. Percy is there, listening to one of Salty's tales! (S16 Ep 4) 
07:25Fireman Sam Double Trouble Animation. Norman's cousin Derek comes to stay and appears to be a gigantic goody-two-shoes. Norman hatches a plan for revenge and sends Derek on an errand. (S7 Ep 16) 
07:35Olly the Little White Van Animation. When Albert the Amazing Magician doesn't turn up for his show at Charlie's birthday party, Olly and Stan entertain the crowd instead. (S1 Ep 52) 
07:50Blaze and the Monster Machines Animation. Blaze and Stripes transform into jungle cats to race in the Animal Island Championship! Can they beat Crusher, who is disguised as a cheating cheetah? (S3 Ep 7) 
08:15Paw Patrol Animated preschool series. When a storm washes away Chompy the beaver's dam, he starts eating the wood at Farmer Yumi's Farm! (S2 Ep 2) 
08:30Nella the Princess Knight Animation. Nella sets off to confront a dragon that is scaring the kingdom- only to learn that the dragon has just been trying to make friends. (S1 Ep 5) 
08:50Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy tries to find out who is leaving presents for everyone in Toyland, so that the toys can thank them. (S1 Ep 6) 
09:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Plumbing Animation. The bath tap at the Little Castle is dripping, so the elf plumber is called. But with King and Queen Marigold coming round, there is not much time to fix it. (S2 Ep 22) 
09:10Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Leah befriends a fox that can turn invisible, but Zeta tries to capture the animal for its magic. (S2 Ep 22) 
09:30Digby Dragon CGI kids' show about Digby, a budding dragon in training who is is always ready to tackle the next big adventure with energy and enthusiasm. (S1 Ep 27) 
09:45Peppa Pig Holiday in the Sun Popular animation. On the first day in their holiday villa, Peppa and her family go exploring in the local village. (S4 Ep 38) 
09:55Peppa Pig Popular animation. Peppa has enjoyed her very first holiday abroad, but it is now time to go home. She can't wait to see Suzy and Goldie again. (S4 Ep 39) 
10:05Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mona Lisa arrives on Earth and Raph is worryingly eager to help her, but then the Newtralizer returns to New York City more powerful than ever before. (S5 Ep 5) 
10:40The Gadget Show Tech series hosted by Craig Charles. Jon Bentley asks couples to test out smart tech bathroom scales, while Georgie and Ortis test out the latest 360-degree cameras in Las Vegas. (S27 Ep 3) 
11:35Police Interceptors Reality series. The high-speed police teams cope with an aggressive arsonist in Darlington, a violent domestic disturbance, a runaway quad biker and a team of suspected thieves. (S9 Ep 7) 
12:30Police Interceptors Reality series. Kev and Steve go on the hunt for heroin dealers and reveals a shocking way to rewire your house, while dog handler Liam attends the scene of an arson attack. (S9 Ep 8) 
13:30Police Interceptors Reality series. Justin and Paul chase down a gang of suspected car thieves. It takes seven interceptors to stop a violent thief who tries to sink his teeth into them. (S9 Ep 9) 
14:30Aviva Live Premiership Rugby Live rugby union. Action from the Aviva Premiership as Saracens meet Harlequins in a derby fixture at the London Stadium. 
17:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Last in the documentary series following the work of repossession agents. A landlord threatening to evict her own son, and a family whose immigration status is unclear face homelessness. (S2 Ep 10) 
18:10Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Kevin and Brian visit a Sussex coach company and a Middlesex technology firm. Stewart and Elmor must evict a Merseyside tenant recovering from a brain tumour. (S3 Ep 1) 
19:00Cruising With Jane McDonald: Cuba Jane McDonald takes a trip around Cuba where she falls for the people, the buildings, and the 50s cars. She also discovers no-one parties like Cubans party! (S2 Ep 4) 
19:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
20:00Inside Windsor Castle Events from the devastating fire of 1992, as well as the Queen's 90th birthday in 2016, a year in which she invited the Obamas to visit her 'favourite home'. (S1 Ep 1) 
21:00New: King Tut's Treasure Secrets Documentary exploring the treasures found in Tutankhamun's tomb. A look at the most spectacular objects, including a ceremonial dagger made of iron which was forged from a meteorite. 
21:55King Tut's Tomb:The Hidden Chamber Documentary following archaeologists who, by using laser and radar-scanning equipment, have made an explosive discovery in the burial chamber of Tutankamun. 
22:50Secrets of the Valley of the Kings Experts investigate why the Pharaohs stopped building in the most famous royal burial ground in the world after 500 years. (Ep 16) 
23:45Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the latest games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2. Featuring highlights of Bury v Wigan and Doncaster v Blackburn in League 1, and Luton v Barnet in League 2. 
00:15Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
04:10Due Date Film Comedy starring Robert Downey Jr and Zach Galifianakis. A father-to-be is forced to hitch a ride in a desperate bid to get home before the birth of his baby. (2010) 
05:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
06:00Little Princess I Want My Plaster Little Princess feels brave as she sports the plaster on her knee, but that feeling evaporates when the time comes to rip the plaster off. (S2 Ep 15) 
06:10Wissper Animation. A series of misunderstandings causes the genies to shrink themselves and Leah to doll-size, then Zac accidentally locks them inside Leah's doll's house! (S1 Ep 13) 
06:20Milkshake Monkey Adventures in Cornwall with the inquisitive puppet. When it is feeding time at the seal sanctuary Milkshake Monkey is there to help. (S2 Ep 14) 
06:25Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Mouriatti the Irish wolfhound barks goodbye to his litter mates, as he meets his new owner and settles in his new home. (S1 Ep 10) 
06:30Mofy Animated series. Lee and Sioux are rolling down the hill. Mofy has never played before and is scared her friends might laugh at her. (S1 Ep 30) 
06:35Simon Animation. Simon and his friends are excited at the prospect of performing in their school play - until they realise that all their parents are in the audience. (S1 Ep 35) 
06:40Simon Animation. It's super windy, and the boys' kites are flying high - except Simon's. But when Gaspard gets carried away by his kite, Super Simon races to the rescue. (S1 Ep 21) 
06:45Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable little pig. George enjoys seeing his reflection in the mirror so much that he and Peppa try to find other shiny things to see themselves in. (S4 Ep 40) 
06:50Paw Patrol Animation. The Pups decide to stage a medieval play in the town square, but Cap'n Turbot's castle stage prop ends up collapsing and trapping him! (S2 Ep 3) 
07:05Thomas and Friends Flash Bang Wallop! CGI animated railway adventures. A photographer arrives on the Island of Sodor to take photographs for a book. (S16 Ep 6) 
07:15Fireman Sam Sailor Steele Animation. Mike and Charlie are training to be reserve firemen, but it has prevented Charlie from going out in his fishing boat and there is no fish for the cafe. (S7 Ep 17) 
07:25Olly the Little White Van Animation. Olly and Bertie are asked to find an exciting news story for Bumpton's local newspaper. But when they spot a UFO in the sky, is it real or a hoax? (S1 Ep 54) 
07:35Blaze and the Monster Machines Animation. When the Great Animal Crown is lost at the bottom of the ocean, Blaze transforms into a shark to retrieve it for his Animal Island friends. (S3 Ep 8) 
07:55Paw Patrol Animation. Old friend Mandy the monkey swipes Ryder's PupPad, resulting in a wild monkey chase through the jungle that leads to a cursed temple. (S2 Ep 5)