This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, February 14 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Polly Parrot Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa and George go to visit Granny Pig, who is very excited about her new pet - a parrot called Polly. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:05Peppa Pig Hide and Seek Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George are playing hide and seek, but Peppa complains that George is too easy to find. (S1 Ep 5) 
06:10The Day Henry Met 2D animation. Daffodil is worried when some new plants for the garden arrive a day early, so Henry becomes a gardener for the day. (S1 Ep 22) 
06:15The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series. Rudy is a brave little farm cat, but can she make new friends in the barn? (S1 Ep 9) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Granny and Granpapa Animation. A card arrives in the Little Kingdom inviting everyone to a party at Granny and Granpapa Thistle's castle in the clouds. What surprises are in store? (S2 Ep 32) 
06:35Wissper Animation. Oscar the orangutan asks Wissper to help him find his favourite umbrella leaf, but his den is so cluttered that it needs a thorough clean-up to find it. (S1 Ep 48) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. A new ruler mysteriously appears in Toy Green and begins building a huge castle. (S1 Ep 42) 
06:55New: Thomas & Friends: Big... ...World! Big Adventures! It's Valentine's Day on Sodor, but when the engines tease Thomas and call Rosie his "special friend", he tries to prove them wrong and is mean to her. (S22 Ep 21) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. Eddy disappears after Mario lets him off his lead. Shane is looking for a recipe to get Mario to eat spinach - but can he also find Sam's beloved dog? (Ep 17) 
07:20Peppa Pig Mr Scarecrow Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George help Grandpa Pig to make a scarecrow to stop the birds eating the flower seeds. (S2 Ep 7) 
07:30Peppa Pig Windy Autumn Day Animated series about a lovable little pig. It is a cold and windy day so Peppa, George, Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig wear their hats and scarves and coats to the park. (S2 Ep 8) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. The Cadets rescue Cheep, Chirp and Swift's Flash-Wing after Baddy McBat takes the jet with the chicks inside! (S1 Ep 12) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animation. Chicaletta goes missing on Chicken Day! The PAW Patrol have to find her to save the festivities. (S4 Ep 31) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animation. Digby and Archie end up tiny after getting caught in a spell gone awry and must get to Fizzy's cottage to reverse the spell before they get squished! (S2 Ep 4) 
08:20New: Floogals Animation. What on Earth is the Girl Hooman making? And why is there a heart shape on everything? (S2 Ep 50) 
08:40Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Dwarf Mine Animation. Holes are appearing throughout the kingdom! The dwarves are digging for treasure. Can they be stopped before they dig up everything? (S2 Ep 33) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animated children's series. Leah has lost her necklace! But an underground creature comes across the necklace and begins to make wishes. (S3 Ep 1) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Brenda the golden Labrador has had twelve tiny puppies. We meet Pippa and her brothers as they open their eyes and begin their journey. (S2 Ep 3) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Catching up with some of the previously featured tenants and landlords. Lesley and Mark's tenant turned out to be a con artist scamming students. (S2 Ep 13) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul, Steve and Ben move to evict a large group of squatters from an office block in central London and Iain and Stewart meet a debtor at his rural stud farm. (S2 Ep 6) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Roo is excited about her job offer but Maggie won't let her go. Ryder steps in to help Raffy with her school assignment. Ziggy's attempt to get Simone together with Mason fails. 
13:45Neighbours It's crunch time for Terese when Leo and Paul turn up for Valentine's Day drinks at the Waterhole. Chloe decides to take things to the next level with Mel. 
14:15Love You To Death Film Crime drama starring Emilija Baranac and Primo Allon. Drama about an attorney whose life is put in danger when she makes a mistake that allows a killer to walk free. (2015) 
16:00Friends Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang but is furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10 Ep 8) 
16:25Friends Sitcom about a group of six New York friends. The Bings travel to Ohio to meet the mother of a child whom they hope to adopt. (S10 Ep 9) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours It's crunch time for Terese when Leo and Paul turn up for Valentine's Day drinks at the Waterhole. Chloe decides to take things to the next level with Mel. 
18:00Home and Away Roo is excited about her job offer but Maggie won't let her go. Ryder steps in to help Raffy with her school assignment. Ziggy's attempt to get Simone together with Mason fails. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. Inspector Taylor races against the clock to rescue an underweight and heavily pregnant staffy before it is too late. (S4 Ep 1) 
20:00New: Bargain-Loving Brits In... ...The Sun. Documentary series. Horse rescue boss Jill rushes to the aid of an abandoned animal. Glamorous young couple Nicole and Aaron want to travel the world putting on fitness bootcamps.(S4 Ep 6) 
21:00New: They Lend It, You Spend It:.. ...The Loan Shop. Documentary series following a Yorkshire credit union. Kerry wants to move her wedding forward as her mum has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Will Cheryl be able to approve? 
22:00New: When Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series. Patrick leaves his seven-bed mansion to spend a week with cash-strapped single mum Katrina. She teaches him how a food bank works. (S2 Ep 1) 
23:05On Benefits & Proud Documentary. Mum of 11 Heather, 37, has been branded one of Britain's biggest benefits scroungers. She and her family live in two knocked-through council homes in Gloucester. 
00:05Secret Admirer First of a two-part documentary. Secret admirers confess their true feelings to the objects of their affection. Includes a chef and his boss, and a tenant and his landlady. (Ep 1) 
01:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. This episode catches up with some of the people featured in the series to find out what has happened to them since. (S2 Ep 6) 
04:00Cruising With Jane McDonald Water-bound travelogue. On her first ever river cruise, Jane heads to Budapest's Szechenyi Baths, before a visit to the moving WWII memorial, Shoes on the Danube Bank. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series with Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and presenter Alistair Appleton. [SL] (S4 Ep 8) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. [SL] (S2 Ep 10) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 21) 
06:00Peppa Pig The Playgroup Animated series about a little pig. George is joining Peppa at her playgroup but she doesn't really want him there - until her friends decide that George is brilliant. (S1 Ep 6)