This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, January 15 2018

06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Bernie is expecting a visit from a lady-hermit crab named Bernadette. Oona and Baba help him find food for a feast, but the Shrew Crew cause problems. (S2 Ep 12) 
06:10Poppy Cat Animation. Zuzu needs waterproof ink to make a sign for Alma's flowerbed, so the friends take the submarine to look for the Great Squid of Mystery in the Secret Sea. (S2 Ep 43) 
06:20Simon Animation. After ages stuck in goal, Gaspard leaves Simon to it and plays football with Ferdinand instead. Ferdinand is a super big brother, much better Simon! (S1 Ep 50) 
06:25Bob The Builder CGI animation. Lofty and Leo's overcompetitiveness leads to them accidentally destroying the obstacle training course for rescue dogs they are meant to be building. (S3 Ep 10) 
06:35Fireman Sam CGI-animated series. Bronwen is staging a synchronised swimming spectacular to mark the reopening of the lido, when Norman accidentally starts a fire. (S10 Ep 19) 
06:50Thomas and Friends CGI animation. Samson and Thomas are taking stone from the quarry to the docks, but Samson takes too many trucks and gets into difficulty, making the pair of them late. (S20 Ep 6) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Nala and Simba are chewing everything now that they have all their teeth! Meanwhile, the bull mastiffs enjoy running in the rain. (S1 Ep 6) 
07:05Paw Patrol Animation. It's the day of the snowboard competition, but the racecourse is completely buried under a thick blanket of snow! (S2 Ep 41) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The pirates are having a spring clean of their galleon, much to the annoyance of Pirate Stripes. Later, the pirate treasure disappears! (S1 Ep 40) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. Mrs Kangaroo takes everyone on an amazing adventure under the sea in her submarine to see the Great Barrier Reef! (S5 Ep 18) 
07:45Peppa Pig Bedtime Animated series about a lovable little pig. It's nearly time for bed. Peppa and George play outside then they are called in for their bath. (S2 Ep 14) 
07:50Floogals Animated series about three pocket-size aliens on planet Earth. Flo's fizzer gets stuck to a magnet in the boy's backpack and he's about to leave for school. (S1 Ep 1) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI-animated series about a young dragon. Grumpy the goblin is not pleased when three snails try to make themselves at home in his place on a wet summer morning. (S1 Ep 7) 
08:20Rusty Rivets Ten-year-old Rusty Rivets invents his way out of every problem by turning old parts and objects into weird and wonderful contraptions! (S1 Ep 6) 
08:35Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Zeta steals Samira's staff and turns everyone into chickens! (S2 Ep 13) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Granny and Granpapa Animation. A card arrives in the Little Kingdom inviting everyone to a party at Granny and Granpapa Thistle's castle in the clouds. What surprises are in store? (S2 Ep 32) 
09:05Mofy Animated series. Foxy brags about her adventures, so when Foxy tells a story about an enormous golden fish in a little lake, Mofy and Kerry decide to go see it. (S1 Ep 25) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Returning with a brand new look and studio, Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Reality series. When a patient suffering from chronic vertigo enters his surgery, Dr Laird leaps into action. Dr Shah uses a tuning fork to assess a man's tinnitus. (S3 Ep 13) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15The Hotel Inspector The Meudon Documentary series. Old-fashioned decor and an unimaginative menu has left a country-house hotel in Falmouth struggling to survive. Can Alex restore it to prosperity? (S9 Ep 6) 
13:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Olivia discovers that her designs are being sold online by another company. Tori reassesses her opinion of Ash in the light of his treatment of Mick. Will she accept his apology? 
13:45Neighbours Tyler learns that he will be facing a murder charge. Terese finds Xanthe in bed with Ben. Shane struggles to communicate with Kirsha, who retreats into a vow of silence. 
14:15NCIS Power Down US drama following the work of the navy's dedicated federal agency. An armed assault on an internet service provider leaves a female navy officer dead. (S7 Ep 8) 
15:15The Wrong Mother Film Thriller starring Vanessa Marcil and Brooke Nevin. A woman has twins through an in vitro procedure, but she hires a nanny who ends up being the egg donor, who has come to claim her babies back. (2017) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Tyler learns that he will be facing a murder charge. Terese finds Xanthe in bed with Ben. Shane struggles to communicate with Kirsha, who retreats into a vow of silence. 
18:00Home and Away Olivia discovers that her designs are being sold online by another company. Tori reassesses her opinion of Ash in the light of his treatment of Mick. Will she accept his apology? 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Car Crash TV Clip show. Highlights include the art of crashing without assistance, close encounters, dashboard ornaments, Strictly Car Crashing, Night Time Nonsense and Off Road Rodeo. (S2 Ep 8) 
20:00New: Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. A door-knock arrest snowballs into a firearms stand-off for Damo, and Spike uncovers a stash of cannabis stored with lethal shotguns. (S13 Ep 8) 
21:00New: Celebrity Big Brother All the action from inside the Celebrity Big Brother House. (Ep 16) 
22:00New: Not So Sweet Sixteen Reality series. Tommy prepares for his themed birthday party. Sophie puts her party online. Freya holds a soiree at her mansion, and Nelia's party boat sails off without her. (S1 Ep 2) 
23:05New: Celebrity Big Brother's... ...Bit On The Side. Celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans debate the hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. Presented by Rylan Clark-Neal. (Ep 11) 
00:05Celebrity Botched Up Bodies Benidorm star Crissy Rock was left with a scarred chin and a lopsided face. Lisa Maffia went in for a post-breastfeeding boob job and came out with double HHs. (S1 Ep 2) 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Secrets of the National Trust Alan Titchmarsh reveals some surprising facts about Beatrix Potter. Plus a rare plant nursery, a time capsule and the UK's largest seal colony. (S1 Ep 2) 
04:00Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Documentary series about the thriving tattoo studios in the 24-hour party resort of Kavos. Kai, Danny and Ben are on an inking binge, with Danny immortalising a dead gorilla. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45House Doctor US interior designer Ann Maurice lays down the law to those whose houses need updating to make a sale. Will she succeed in prescribing what they need? [SL] (S2 Ep 7) 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 13) 
05:35Divine Designs In the series about religious works of art, Paul Binski visits Lincoln Cathedral - which was redesigned in the 13th century - and Wells Cathedral. [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Oona and Baba watch a dung beetle roll a ball of poop over the sand dunes back to its nest. Oona's digging skills come in useful at a crucial moment. (S2 Ep 13)