This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, December 16 2017

06:00Little Princess I Want to Be a Policeman Animated series. Little Princess does not like rules and decides that if she has to follow them, everyone else in the castle should too! (S3 Ep 21) 
06:10Wanda and the Alien Slippy Slidey Day Animated series about a girl rabbit and her friend from another planet. While playing in the mud, Wanda and Alien find a big hill that makes a wonderful slide. (S1 Ep 17) 
06:20Poppy Cat Zuzu is showing off his new bicycle when Alma delivers a letter from their friend Ravi the Tiger, who writes that his bicycle has floated out to sea. (S2 Ep 5) 
06:35Wissper CGI-animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. A mummy pig's piglets can't cover themselves with mud because their waterhole has dried up. (S1 Ep 15) 
06:40Milkshake Monkey Live action series about an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey spends the day at the stables - and finds that it is harder work looking after horses than he thought. (S4 Ep 4) 
06:45Simon Animation. Pandemonium reigns when Grandpa's dog Elvis meets up with Milou, the boys' cat. Simon thinks they don't like each other, but they are just having fun. (S1 Ep 20) 
06:55Peppa Pig Washing Pig tales. Daddy Pig hangs his clean football shirt out to dry, but Peppa, George and Mummy splash it with mud. (S3 Ep 10) 
07:00Paw Patrol Animation. The pups form a band for the town talent show, but first Ryder needs star singer Rubble's help at Farmer Al's farm. Will he make it back in time? (S2 Ep 11) 
07:10Olly the Little White Van The Christmas List Animated series featuring the adventures of a little white van called Olly. Bazza realises on Christmas Eve that he is on Santa's naughty list. (S1 Ep 28) 
07:15Milkshake Bop Box Kemi, Jen and Derek tell the nativity story in this fantastic Christmas bop! (S2 Ep 22) 
07:20Fireman Sam CGI-animated adventures. Norman poses as an extra-terrestrial to make a science trip on the Pontypandy Flyer more interesting - which it certainly turns out to be! (S10 Ep 13) 
07:35Olly the Little White Van Olly gets the chance to star in a movie filmed in Bumpton, alongside his screen idol Quentin Panache. And he finds a way to help his friend Bazza get involved too. (S1 Ep 55) 
07:45Blaze and The Monster Machines Animation. When Stripes spots a little fire beetle who is lost in the jungle, Blaze and his friends help Sparky get back home - at the top of a red-hot volcano! (S2 Ep 7) 
08:15Paw Patrol Animation. During preparations for Farmer Al's annual corn roast, an accident causes the maze to fill with popcorn - with Chickaletta somewhere inside! (S2 Ep 12) 
08:30Nella the Princess Knight Animation. Nella's messenger falcon Flutter mishears her dictating the invitations to Clod's birthday party and delivers some confusing messages to the guests. (Ep 21) 
08:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy needs to investigate why Deltoid is scared of Smartysaurus or they will never be friends again! (S1 Ep 9) 
09:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Elf Rocket Impish animation. King Thistle competes with the elves to build a rocket that can fly all the way to the moon. (S1 Ep 43) 
09:15Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. The girls meet a Lightning Genie and help him catch his bolt. (S2 Ep 15) 
09:30Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Unusual items are being stolen from all over Applecross Wood. Since everyone in town seems to be a victim, who can this elusive robber be? (S1 Ep 29) 
09:50The Gadget Show Action packed consumer series with Craig Charles. The G-Team's latest assignment involves finding some indoor training bikes and tech to help a keen cyclist get fit. (S26 Ep 11) 
10:45Nativity 3: Dude Where's My... Film ...Donkey?. Seasonal comedy starring Martin Clunes and Marc Wootton. The pupils of St Bernadette's have to help when new teacher Mr Shepherd loses his memory, and his donkey! (2012) 
12:55One Christmas Eve Film Heartwarming seasonal drama, starring Anne Heche and Brian Tee. A recently divorced mother attempts to create a perfect Christmas. (2014) 
14:40Love Always, Santa Film Uplifting seasonal romance starring Marguerite Moreau and Mike Faiola. A young girl writes to Santa Claus asking for her mother to find love again. (2016) 
16:25Mariah Carey's A Christmas Melody Film Seasonal drama starring Lacey Chabert and Brennan Elliot. A widowed mother moves back to her hometown after her fashion business folds. (2015) 
17:255 News Update National and international news. 
17:30Mariah Carey's A Christmas Melody Film Seasonal drama starring Lacey Chabert and Brennan Elliot. A widowed mother moves back to her hometown after her fashion business folds. (2015) 
18:05Sinkholes: Buried Underground Documentary series. A look at the terrifying phenomenon that eats up the ground. In North Yorkshire, a woman recalls how a huge hole opened up next to her house that was 30 feet deep. (S1 Ep 1) 
19:00Sinkholes: Sucked Under Documentary series. An investigation into sinkholes caused by collapsed mine shafts, and a homeowner reports how he is stuck in an unsellable house that is surrounded by sinkholes. (S1 Ep 2) 
20:00Sinkholes: Sucked To Death Documentary series looking at terrifying world of sinkholes. In St. Albans 53 houses were cut off from the outside world, and a horse in Somerset found himself sinking deeper into a hole. (S1 Ep 3) 
20:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
21:00Football On 5: The Championship Colin Murray presents highlights of this weekend's games in the SkyBet Championship, including Birmingham City v QPR, Cardiff City v Hull City, and Sunderland v Fulham. (Ep 17) 
22:00Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend's games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2. (Ep 18) 
22:30New: NCIS: New Orleans US crime drama series. Pride travels to a deep sea oil rig to investigate a murder, but his team discover the existence of a gas leak. (S3 Ep 12) 
23:20New: NCIS: New Orleans US crime drama series. After thousands of classified government files are stolen, Pride's NCIS team searches for an underground group of hackers. (S3 Ep 13) 
00:15SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Hotel Inspector: Checking In... ...Checking Out. Alex Polizzi returns to discover how life at the Harrogate Country B&B has been going since her last visit. She also has another idea to boost income. (S5 Ep 3) 
04:00Hotel Inspector: Checking In... ...Checking Out. Alex returns to check back in on how a hotel is getting on. (S5 Ep 4) 
04:50House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. Ann visits a three-bedroom semi-detached house in Spennymoor. (S6 Ep 4) 
05:15Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 16) 
05:40Chinese Food in Minutes Chinese cookery show with chef Ching-He Huang. Two busy barmen want to ditch their late-night takeaways and learn some fast, fresh wok classics. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
05:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
06:00Little Princess I Want to Be a Nurse Animated series. Maid is not very well, which is good news for nurse Princess - she's been waiting for a patient to look after! (S3 Ep 22)