This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, March 17 2018

06:00Little Princess I Want to Be Good If Little Princess really wants to help decorate the Christmas tree, she has to maintain her good behaviour all day. It's easier said than done, though! (S2 Ep 12) 
06:10Wissper Animation. Peggy feels sad and left out because all the other baby penguins have had their own special day and she hasn't, so Wissper organises a party for her. (Ep 41) 
06:20Mr Men Superstore Superstore worker Mr Tickle has a unique greeting for each customer, while there's some skilful scootering from Little Miss Daredevil. (S1 Ep 33) 
06:30Milkshake Monkey Monkey Sanctuary Adventures in Cornwall with the inquisitive puppet. Milkshake Monkey is looking for a new home for his cousin Mickey. Where will it be? (S2 Ep 11) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Mummy dog Wilma's three-week old brood try drinking milk from a bottle. Bullmastiff Mummy, Jess, is trying to encourage her pups to try doggy porridge. (S1 Ep 2) 
06:40Mofy Animated series. It is Lee and Sioux's birthday, so Mofy and her friends decide to throw a party. They were born on the same day, and they soon start to quarrel. (S1 Ep 27) 
06:45Simon Animation. Simon tries to make friends with Maxime, the son of a couple who are visiting, but Maxime is sulking because he didn't want to come. (S1 Ep 32) 
06:50Simon Animated series. Simon and Gaspard want to play with Daddy in the yard but he keeps disappearing in the weirdest ways. What is he up to? (S1 Ep 12) 
07:00Peppa Pig The Aquarium Popular animated series about a lovable little pig. Goldie the Goldfish is feeling a little lonely, so Peppa takes her to the aquarium. (S4 Ep 31) 
07:05PAW Patrol Pup Saves the Turbots Animation. Cap'n Turbot's French cousin, Francois, tries to help get a picture of the rare Blue Footed Booby Bird but gets stuck on a cliff. (S1 Ep 41) 
07:15Thomas and Friends Stuck On You. Thomas meets Butch, who has a magnet attached to his crane arm. However, he and Butch do not listen to Victor about how to use the magnet. (S15 Ep 14) 
07:30Fireman Sam Stranded Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. Norman and Mandy discover a baby whale stranded on the beach. Sam, Penny, and Tom Thomas save the day! (S7 Ep 9) 
07:40Olly the Little White Van Animation. Stan and Olly dig up an old treasure map in the garden. Olly helps Charlie and Mandy to solve the clues - but will it lead them to buried treasure? (Ep 48) 
07:50Blaze and the Monster Machines Animation. On Animal Island, Blaze and Zeg discover a world of tiny creatures under their tyres and go on a new adventure in Insect City! (S3 Ep 5) 
08:20PAW Patrol Pups and the Lighthouse Boogie Animation. Mayor Goodway and Alex take a rowboat out for a closer look at a Narwhal whale. But a storm nears and the rowboat drifts out of control. (S1 Ep 42) 
08:35Nella the Princess Knight Children's animation. Clod loses his invitation to a fabulous breakfast buffet, so he rounds up his friends and they go on a quest to find it! (S1 Ep 3) 
08:50Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Everyone is dressing up as clowns, but the fun stops when a strange clown starts playing practical jokes which are not funny at all. (S1 Ep 51) 
09:05Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Shooting Star Animation. The Wise Old Elf fears an alien invasion after a spaceship crash-lands in the Little Kingdom and can't make its way back home. (S2 Ep 13) 
09:20Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. The girls meet a Lightning Genie and help him catch his bolt. (S2 Ep 15) 
09:35Digby Dragon CGI-animation. When Digby's friend Sprite comes to visit, Fizzy casts a disappearing spell on her. How can she make her reappear when Spellbook goes missing? (S1 Ep 20) 
09:50Peppa Pig George's Racing Car Popular animated series. It's a beautiful day, but Peppa, George and Grandpa Pig are sitting inside watching the motor racing on the television! (S4 Ep 32) 
10:00Peppa Pig Popular animated series about a lovable little pig. Daddy Pig is left behind when everyone takes Grampy Rabbit's little boat to the riverside picnic spot. (S4 Ep 33) 
10:05Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animated adventures of a quartet of half-human crime-fighters. The Turtles' latest mission is hampered by Donnie's grudge against Don Vizioso. (S5 Ep 3) 
10:35The Gadget Show Tech series with Craig Charles. Jon conducts a scientific test by pitting a brand new model laser projector against a top-notch TV screen. The G Team suggest gadgets to help a DJ sleep. (S27 Ep 2) 
11:35Police Interceptors Documentary series following the police interceptors of Durham and Cleveland. Kev Salter and Ian Squire hunt for a man roaming the late-night streets with a machete. (S9 Ep 3) 
12:35Police Interceptors Documentary series following the police interceptors of Durham and Cleveland. The hunt for a suspected armed robber turns up a nasty surprise. (S9 Ep 4) 
13:30Police Interceptors Action-packed observational documentary series. Damo Stevens hunts down a heroin dealer, Jacko rushes to a critical car crash, and Kev discovers something in an airing cupboard. (S9 Ep 5) 
14:30The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door More cases of neighbours not seeing eye to eye. A quiet corner of East Sussex becomes a battle ground over a border dispute, and a party house disrupts the peace in Southampton. (S6 Ep 1) 
15:30The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door More cases of neighbours not seeing eye to eye. David and Andy fall out and become sworn enemies. Pensioner Peter takes no prisoners when new neighbour Gary moves in next door. (S6 Ep 2) 
16:30Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. High Court Enforcement Agent Paul is on the trail of a 30,000 debt and gets a tip off that the debtor may be part of a ruthless and possibly violent gang. (S2 Ep 4) 
17:25Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. In this episode Paul Bohill and his team are faced with an emotional eviction as they come to repossess a flat. (S2 Ep 5) 
18:255 News Weekend National and international news. 
18:30FIA Formula E Live: Uruguay Electric motor racing, presented by Vernon Kay. Live coverage of the 2018 CBMM Niobium Punta del Este ePrix in the sixth round of the competition. 
20:10Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Max and Steve visit an east London restaurant whose owner owes 7,000 to his gas supplier, and a dissatisfied customer is owed 4,000 from a second-hand car dealer. (S5 Ep 33) 
21:00Football On 5: The Championship Colin Murray presents highlights of the latest games in the SkyBet Championship. 
21:55Football On 5: Goal Rush Colin Murray presents highlights of all the goals from the latest games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2. 
22:30Live: Hayemaker Fight Night:.. ...Joe Joyce Vs Donnie Palmer. Live boxing from York Hall in East London, featuring Joe Joyce and Donnie Palmer in a highly-anticipated heavyweight clash. 
00:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. An update to four cases. Patients recall the circumstances that led them to consult the doctors and reveal what has happened to them since. (S3 Ep 46) 
04:00The X-Files Revival of the classic sci-fi drama. In a world of ever-increasing artificial intelligence, Mulder and Scully find themselves targets in a deadly game of cat and mouse. (S11 Ep 7) 
04:45House Doctor Interior designer Ann Maurice revisits some of her most striking transformations of kitchens and dining rooms. [SL] (S3 Ep 7) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. [SL] (S2 Ep 15) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 26) 
06:00Little Princess I Want My Crayons Little Princess is very proud of her new set of crayons, but when they start vanishing from the box, the princess starts accusing members of the household. (S2 Ep 13)