This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, September 19 2018

06:00Mofy Animated series. Kerry's song is not selected for a competition. Mofy tries to cheer him up, but Kerry is in a bad mood. (S1 Ep 9) 
06:05Peppa Pig Polly's Holiday Animated series about a lovable little pig. Granny and Grandpa's pet Polly Parrot comes to stay. Peppa and George love her but Polly flies away. Can George get her back? (S2 Ep 3) 
06:10Peppa Pig Pirate Island Animated series about a lovable little pig. Grandpa and Granny Pig take Peppa, George and all their friends on a boat trip to Pirate Island. (S2 Ep 23) 
06:15Peppa Pig The Flying Vet Animated series about a loveable little pig. Doctor Hamster is rushed off her feet when nearly all the animals need her help on the same day. (S4 Ep 13) 
06:20Luo Bao Bei Animation. The family want to celebrate the first day of summer with a feast, but there is no power for the lights because Dad cannot get the generator working. (S1 Ep 44) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Axel is living with his guide dog trainer and tackling some difficult tests. Will he be distracted in the supermarket by all the yummy food on display? (S1 Ep 13) 
06:40Wissper Animation. Frank and Betty Flamingo have lost their egg! But while everyone is searching, Peggy Pingwing is making friends with a baby flamingo who has just hatched. (S2 Ep 3) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series. Noddy must help the pirates find the long-lost Fabled Forest gold or they will have to leave Toyland forever. (S1 Ep 16) 
07:00Thomas & Friends:.. ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. When Merlin the stealth engine comes to Sodor from the mainland for the first time, Percy is determined to see this 'invisible' engine. (S22 Ep 13) 
07:10Fireman Sam Pirates of Pontypandy While playing pirates Norman and James take a quick pirate nap in the rowing boat, but wake up to find that they have drifted far away from the shore! (S7 Ep 13) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animation. Sam Spratt takes Shane out on The Merry Mackerel to catch prawns. When a thick fog descends, can Shane's culinary skills help them find the way home? (S1 Ep 13) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. When Mummy Sheep learns that she has got a new job far away, Peppa and Suzy wonder how they can stay best friends? (S5 Ep 50) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation. Madame Gazelle and the playgroup are sharing their favourite nursery thymes, from singing Little Bo Peep to marching along with The Grand Old Duke of York. (S5 Ep 20) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Pirate Treasure Animation. When Captain Squid leaves his treasure map in the Little Kingdom, Redbeard the Elf Pirate leads Ben, Holly and Nanny Plum on a treasure hunt. (S2 Ep 30) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. In the hope of having the whole beach to himself, Mayor Humdinger makes a robotic shark to scare everyone away. (S4 Ep 20) 
08:25Floogals Animation. The Floogals venture into the Hoomans' library to retrieve Boomer's fizzer, which he has been using as a bookmark in one of Girl Hooman's books. (S2 Ep 13) 
08:40Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. The girls meet a real-life ice genie! But Zeta steals her ice gem necklace and it's up to the girls to get it back. (S2 Ep 11) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Redbeard's Rainbow Children's animation series. Captain Squid thinks that rainbows are a pirate's best friend - until he tries to hide his treasure. (S2 Ep 40) 
09:05Peppa Pig The Secret Club Pig tales. Suzy and Peppa start a secret club, but soon everyone wants to join! (S3 Ep 40) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Last in the documentary series following the work of repossession agents. A landlord threatening to evict her own son, and a family whose immigration status is unclear face homelessness. (S2 Ep 10) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15NCIS Double Identity Crime drama series involving Navy and Marine Corps personnel. The NCIS team make a surprising discovery while investigating the shooting of a Marine. (S7 Ep 17) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Mason has an answer for Dempsey, but will it be what she wants to hear? Tori is frustrated that she has not moved up the donor list. Robbo makes an offer to buy the gym. 
13:45Neighbours Chloe and Shane explain that their meetings were totally innocent, but will Dipi or Paul believe them? 
14:15The Beach Murders: Garage Sale... Film ...Mystery. Murder mystery starring Lori Loughlin and Sarah Strange. When her friend's husband dies in an apparent surfing accident, amateur sleuth Jenn Shannon suspects foul play. (2017) 
16:00Friends Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home, and Phoebe is wreaking havoc with a pair of scissors. (S2 Ep 1) 
16:30Friends Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey's hackles rise when he competes with another cologne salesman. (S2 Ep 2) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Chloe and Shane explain that their meetings were totally innocent, but will Dipi or Paul believe them? 
18:00Home and Away Mason has an answer for Dempsey, but will it be what she wants to hear? Tori is frustrated that she has not moved up the donor list. Robbo makes an offer to buy the gym. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Traffic Cops Documentary series. A tyre stinger is used to stop a vehicle suspected of carrying stolen phones. Automatic Number Plate Recognition is used to track and intercept a vehicle. (S4 Ep 4) 
20:00New: GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. The GPs face an unusual number of cases that require hospital treatment, including Wendy's infected cat bite, John's nasty head cut and Ibraheem's broken wrist. (S6 Ep 4) 
21:00New: Casualty 24/7 Documentary series. Severe weather conditions place the casualty department under pressure. Dr Julian and his sidekick Sister Benita treat a pensioner with a broken ankle. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00New: Big Brother: Blood Money This year's housemates face a whole new series of tasks, twists and surprises to bond, divide and entertain viewers, and each other. 
23:05New: Big Brother's Bit On... ...The Side. Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panelists and an audience of BB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. 
00:05New: Ex On The Beach Whilst Nancy May and Scotty grow closer, James and Ashleigh seem to have an actual bond. Meanwhile, at the beach, Lacey, Youssef's ex, thinks he might get lucky. (S4 Ep 3) 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Last in the documentary series following the work of repossession agents. A landlord threatening to evict her own son, and a family whose immigration status is unclear face homelessness. (S2 Ep 10) 
04:00My Mum's Hotter Than Me! Documentary about parents who will do anything to look hotter than their kids and are having the time of their lives, even if their offspring are embarrassed by them. [SL] 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 17) 
05:10House Doctor Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton present the series on home improvements. Their first project is a cluttered loft apartment in Manchester. [SL] (S5 Ep 1) 
05:35Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. The Venetian Tiziano Vecellio pioneered the use of oils with a radical approach. (S1 Ep 6) 
06:00Mofy Animated series. Mofy creates a song inspired by a fallen apple, but is having trouble finishing it. When Kerry invites her to his house for tea, she hopes he can help. (S1 Ep 10)