This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, August 27 2018

06:00Peppa Pig Babysitting Animated series about a lovable little pig. Mummy and Daddy Pig go out for the evening, leaving Granny and Grandpa Pig to babysit an excitable Peppa and George. (S1 Ep 30) 
06:05Olly the Little White Van Best in Show Olly and Stan are helping to train Ben the dog for the annual Bumpton Dog Show, but Ben hurts his paw and is unable to enter. Then Olly comes to the rescue. (S1 Ep 30) 
06:10Luo Bao Bei Animation. Uncle Ray has a stack of old items that he is going to take to the dump, but Luo Bao Bei wonders whether they could be put to good use instead. (S1 Ep 21) 
06:20Simon Animation. Simon finds a crab in a rockpool on the beach, but a little girl named Maelle found the rockpool before him and claims that it is hers! (S1 Ep 36) 
06:30Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series. Noddy investigates who put sticky putty on the Clockwork Mouse's key. (S1 Ep 13) 
06:40Fireman Sam Magic Norman CGI adventures. Norman decides to put on a magic show. Wanting to have as many effects as possible, he plugs in too many lights and soon sparks start flying. (S9 Ep 5) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Animation. Toby is given a replacement carriage while Henrietta has her seats refurbished. However, Hannah is headstrong and reckless... (S21 Ep 8) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Five new Mummy dogs look after their two-week old pups, who are all born deaf, blind and extremely hungry! (S1 Ep 1) 
07:10Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Leah befriends a fox that can turn invisible, but Zeta tries to capture the animal for its magic. (S2 Ep 22) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animated series about healthy eating. Shane helps Izzy with her nature watch homework while finding fresh blackberries for his smoothies. (S1 Ep 6) 
07:35Peppa Pig A Trip To The Moon Pig tales. Peppa's family go to the museum's moon exhibition with George's friend Edmond Elephant. (S3 Ep 21) 
07:45Peppa Pig Wishing Well Animation. Granny Pig is really pleased with all the plastic gnomes and wishing well she's got for the garden, but Grandpa Pig wishes they would all disappear! (S4 Ep 24) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston Goes to School Preschool animation. After Strawberry shows off her well-trained new pet, Gaston is sent to pet school where Miss Jolly soon gets him into shape. (S2 Ep 7) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. An encounter with a new shampoo and the hairdryer at Katie's Pet Parlour leaves the Kit-astrophe Crew fluffed up and blown away. (S4 Ep 16) 
08:25Floogals Animation. The Floogals notice that the Hoomans' dog Scruffy gets excited when Dad Hooman picks up the leash and think it's a magical device that makes you happy. (S1 Ep 39) 
08:40Digby Dragon CGI-animated series about a fledgling dragon. There's a water shortage in Applecross Wood, so Digby and his friends go on a quest to find the cause. (S1 Ep 38) 
08:55Nella the Princess Knight Children's animated series. On the day of the Castlehaven bowling tournament, a group of the impkins cause chaos in the alley. (S1 Ep 14) 
09:05Mofy Animated series. Lee and Sioux are rolling down the hill. Mofy has never played before and is scared her friends might laugh at her. (S1 Ep 30) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Topical debate show with special guests. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face down a nightclub owner's aggressive friends. Max and Paul work with a professional cyclist whose career is in the balance. (S5 Ep 10) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. In three revealing interviews, people involved in memorable cases tell their stories. (S3 Ep 49) 
13:15Home and Away Marilyn has a dilemma after meeting Ty's mother Jodi, who begs to see her son. Tori is adamant that she wants a baby. Maggie comes home from the hospital. 
13:45Neighbours Elly is concerned about Bea's friendship with Ned. Gary learns that Xanthe is due for a six-figure sum from the insurance company. Chloe and Mark clash. Karl's search goes well. 
14:10Draining The Bermuda Triangle A chance to witness what lies beneath the infamous oceanic area. With the aid of data from sophisticated sonar surveys, see what the ocean floor looks like below the mysterious Bermuda Triangle. 
15:00Major Dundee Film Western starring Charlton Heston and Richard Harris. A Union officer liberates killers, crooks and his Confederate prisoners to help him hunt down renegade Apaches. (1965) 
16:005 News Update National and international news. 
16:05Major Dundee Film Western starring Charlton Heston and Richard Harris. A Union officer liberates killers, crooks and his Confederate prisoners to help him hunt down renegade Apaches. (1965) 
17:255 News Tonight National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Elly is concerned about Bea's friendship with Ned. Gary learns that Xanthe is due for a six-figure sum from the insurance company. Chloe and Mark clash. Karl's search goes well. 
18:00Home and Away Marilyn has a dilemma after meeting Ty's mother Jodi, who begs to see her son. Tori is adamant that she wants a baby. Maggie comes home from the hospital. 
18:3030 Years Of Home and Away:.. ...Endless Summer. One-off special. For 30 years, Home and Away has thrilled audiences around the world. Now, some of the show's most popular stars come together for this milestone celebration. 
19:30Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Britain is the most watched country in the world and in this action-packed documentary series we show how the most brazen criminals have been caught red handed by CCTV. 
20:00New: Traffic Cops Documentary series. In York, early-morning raids are carried out on two properties seeking suspects who are believed to be exploiting teenage girls. (S4 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Celebrity Big Brother The Big Brother House hosts a group of celebrity guests whose every move and mood may be monitored and manipulated. (Ep 12) 
22:00New: Meghan & Harry: 100 Days... ...Married. Documentary about the royal romance. An examination of the extraordinary journey Meghan Markle has taken to become a royal bride-to-be. 
23:00New: Celebrity Big Brother's... ...Bit on The Side. Celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans debate the hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. Presented by Rylan Clark-Neal. (Ep 8) 
00:05The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door More cases of neighbours not seeing eye to eye. A pair of warring families cause misery in a residential street in Sunderland. (S6 Ep 3) 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10The Penguins Of Cape Town Documentary series. A penguin is rushed in suffering from a suspected shark attack, little Bruiser has been attacked by a seal and the first eggs of the season start to hatch. (Ep 2) 
04:00Witches: A Century Of Murder First of a two-part documentary series. Dr Suzannah Lipscomb investigates the origins of the obsession for mass witch hunts and trials that swept the British Isles 400 years ago. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 5) 
05:10House Doctor Home-improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a property in Yeovil, Somerset. [SL] (S3 Ep 14) 
05:35House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house. Horrifying nightmares and a depressing atmosphere have led one family to believe they are unwelcome in their own home. [SL] (S2 Ep 5) 
06:00Peppa Pig Ballet Lesson Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa is excited about her first ballet lesson. (S1 Ep 31)