This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, June 27 2018

06:00Peppa Pig Baby Alexander Pig tales. Baby Alexander is too young to talk, until Peppa teaches him his first word. (S3 Ep 35) 
06:05Olly the Little White Van The Grand Unveiling Olly helps the Mayor spread the word about the grand unveiling of a mysterious new statue in Bumpton Park. (S1 Ep 35) 
06:10Luo Bao Bei Animated series. Luo Bao Bei and Faye are working together as a team on a school project, but they have very different ideas about how to execute it. (S1 Ep 8) 
06:20Simon Animation. Ferdinand and Mamadou think it's funny when Simon slips while playing football with them, so he decides not to be friends with them. (S1 Ep 28) 
06:30Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who is causing vegetables to rain down all over Toyland, or Farmer Tom's farm fair will be ruined! (S1 Ep 52) 
06:40Fireman Sam Up, Up and Away CGI adventures. Mandy is flying kites with the other children and becomes inspired to fly over the mountain. Hannah's dad Joe has just the thing - a hot air balloon. (S9 Ep 10) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Flash Bang Wallop! CGI animated railway adventures. A photographer arrives on the Island of Sodor to take photographs for a book. (S16 Ep 6) 
07:00The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series. Ned and Dot have lots of energy, but are they brave enough to climb the sofa? And if they do, can they get down? (S1 Ep 6) 
07:10Shimmer and Shine Animation. Shimmer and Shine fall for Zeta's trap and are stuck inside a bottle, so it's up to Leah and the pets to save them. (S2 Ep 2) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animated series about healthy eating. Izzy enters her marrow in the large vegetable competition at the county show. (S1 Ep 8) 
07:35Peppa Pig Painting Animated series. Peppa, George and Daddy are in the garden painting a picture of a cherry tree when the ducks run through the paint and all over their masterpiece. (S2 Ep 28) 
07:45Peppa Pig George's Racing Car Popular animated series. It's a beautiful day, but Peppa, George and Grandpa Pig are sitting inside watching the motor racing on the television! (S4 Ep 32) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston Goes to the Vet Animation. Ben and his parents want to go on holiday in the elf truck but Gaston the Ladybird has swallowed the keys! How will they get them back? (S2 Ep 31) 
08:05PAW Patrol Pups Save the Penguins Animation. Someone has been stealing fish from Cap'n Turbot's boat, so he calls in Ryder and the Paw Patrol to help investigate. (S1 Ep 46) 
08:20Floogals Animation. Movie night is interrupted when the Floogals find themselves inadvertently babysitting Girl Hooman's new, very lifelike doll. (S2 Ep 3) 
08:40Digby Dragon CGI-animation. After Mungo crashes and forgets how to fly, Digby resolves to teach him how, despite that Digby can't really fly himself... (S1 Ep 26) 
08:55Nella the Princess Knight Animation. Blaine thinks that he can do everything better than Nella - including finding the famous Pink Polka Dotted Dragon Egg. (Ep 2) 
09:05Mofy Animation. Chef Moose asks each pupil in his cookery class to bake a cake. (S3 Ep 9) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15Nightmare Tenants, Slum... ...Landlords. Catching up with the victims and villains of the rental market. Rachel intended to rent out her cottage for three months; four years later, her tenant is still there. (S3 Ep 13) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Caroline has relatively simple throat nodules, but she is convinced it is cancer. Thelma worries that her varied symptoms suggest a stroke. (S4 Ep 32) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away Robbo returns and tries to help Colby, but Ebony tries to turn it to her advantage. Maggie takes Ben on an impromptu break. Tori and Ash try to reconcile Justin and Willow. 
13:45Neighbours Toadie and Sonya reel from shocking news. Ned admits to Terese that the reason he has returned is that he loves Lauren. Paul's business plan is blocked by Terese. 
14:15Cagney & Lacey Classic drama series about two female detectives. An investigation into illegal gun dealing is threatened when the lead detective is suspended. (S2 Ep 8) 
15:15Ex-Wife Killer Film Thriller. When Josie's ex-husband Michael returns to her, his new girlfriend Cora does not react well. But is there more going on than Josie realises? 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Toadie and Sonya reel from shocking news. Ned admits to Terese that the reason he has returned is that he loves Lauren. Paul's business plan is blocked by Terese. 
18:00Home and Away Robbo returns and tries to help Colby, but Ebony tries to turn it to her advantage. Maggie takes Ben on an impromptu break. Tori and Ash try to reconcile Justin and Willow. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00New: The Dog Rescuers With... ...Alan Davies. 
20:00New: The Highland Midwife Documentary series. Ruth looks after first-time mum Carrie Ann, who is in advanced labour and still an hour from the hospital. Morven must make difficult decisions with Sarah. (S2 Ep 1) 
21:00New: Secrets Of The National Trust ...With Alan Titchmarsh. Historical series. Alan discovers the story of Erddig, a mansion in North Wales, where the servants and the family who owned had a very close relationship. (S3 Ep 1) 
22:00When Celebrity Lives Go... ...Terribly Wrong. Journalist Julie Kaufman recalls her battle with Icelandic pop star Bjork, and East 17's Brian Harvey reveals the truth about his infamous car crash. 
01:00Cricket On 5: Eng Vs Aus-T20 Highlights of the T20 International between England men and Australia at Edgbaston, Birmingham. 
01:55Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Wentworth Prison Drama series. Bea realises that Kaz Proctor may be behind Harry's murder. Fletch draws an incorrect conclusion following a memory flash on his first day back at work. (S3 Ep 5) 
04:00Now That's Funny Family-friendly clip show. Don your oven mitts for some kitchen nightmares even Ramsay couldn't fix. Plus hilarious horseplay, fishing for kittens, and the Stars of the Week. [SL] (S1 Ep 4) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton. A three-bedroom house in Colchester, Essex needs some toning down on the colours front. [SL] (S4 Ep 10) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. [SL] (S2 Ep 10) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 4) 
06:00Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Lighthouse Pig tales. Grandpa Pig takes Peppa, George and Danny Dog to visit Grampy Rabbit's lighthouse. (S1 Ep 46)