This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, September 18 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Lighthouse Pig tales. Grandpa Pig takes Peppa, George and Danny Dog to visit Grampy Rabbit's lighthouse. (S1 Ep 46) 
06:05Peppa Pig Miss Rabbit's Day Off Pig tales. Miss Rabbit has hurt her ankle, so her sister and her friends offer to fill in for her at the ice cream stand. (S3 Ep 37) 
06:10Peppa Pig Potato City Peppa and her family visit a new theme park where there is lots of fun to be had with vegetables. (S4 Ep 1) 
06:15Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Mr Elf Takes a Holiday Animation. Mr Elf is overworked so King Thistle orders him to go on holiday. While he is not too pleased, Mrs Elf and Ben are overjoyed at the news! (S2 Ep 25) 
06:30New: Noddy Toyland Detective Animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. The Knights set off on their patrol but are delayed by someone playing tricks on them... (S2 Ep 33) 
06:40Fireman Sam The adventures of Fireman Sam, celebrating its 30th anniversary. While Pontypandy prepares for a very special Royal visit, Sam comes to Tom's rescue when he gets stuck on a ledge (S11 Ep 3) 
06:50Milkshake! Monkey: Bananas... ...About Food. Preschool series featuring the hilarious antics of an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey's attempts to grow a spaghetti plant prove unsuccessful. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:55Thomas & Friends CGI animation. After Henry hears that the Fat Controller's grandchildren have chickenpox, every engine he meets seems to be covered in spots too! (S19 Ep 4) 
07:05New: Shane the Chef Animated series about a chef and his daughter. Jay and Mario lose Mama Polenta's grandmother's recipe for aubergine parmigiana. (S1 Ep 39) 
07:20Peppa Pig Popular preschool animated series. The youngsters visit the zoo where they are shown around by zookeepers Mr Lion, Mrs Crocodile and Mr Giraffe. (S5 Ep 15) 
07:25Peppa Pig Animated antics of a lovable piglet. Grandpa can't find his old metal detector to look for the key for George's new toy robot lost in the long grass. (S6 Ep 12) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. Penny's friend Salty doesn't love crowds, but when Penny gets trapped rescuing his old boat, Salty has to get Team Top Wing to help! (S1 Ep 14) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animation. When Francois' trailer gets unhooked, all of his animals need rounding up around Adventure Bay. (S4 Ep 6) 
08:05Floogals Animation. The Floogals accidentally let the air out of Girl Hooman's swimming aid and must reinflate it before she returns for her swim. (S2 Ep 18) 
08:20Digby Dragon CGI animation. When Digby doesn't want to admit that he's lost Chips's favourite toy, he gets Fizzy to cast a spell to help Chips sleep without it. (S2 Ep 7) 
08:40Little Princess 2D-animated series about an inquisitive princess, narrated by Rufus Jones. A rainbow appears over the castle. Princess tries to find out if there is gold at the end of it. (S4 Ep 3) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Honey Bees Animation. Ben and Holly visit the beehive to see how honey is made. Wise Old Elf is the bee keeper and shows them his special way of collecting honey. (S2 Ep 26) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Comic animated exploits of five colourful balls of light. The Sunny Bunnies try to cheer up Shiny, but nothing seems to be working. (S2 Ep 3) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. 17-year-old Emily has a long history of depression and some degree of psychosis which can cause her to hear voices in her head. (S4 Ep 13) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Alcohol has ruined Gary's life, it has cost him his marriage, his job and his health, but he cannot stop himself downing up to 24 cans of lager a day. (S4 Ep 14) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Ziggy and Willow offer Bella some reassurance and finally get her to open up. Maggie continues to worry about Ben. Dean's first day working for his sister does not bode well. 
13:45Neighbours Scarlett causes a serious rift between Ned and Yashvi. Mackenzie gets widespread support among the pupils, with one exception, who is the subject of an assault by a furious Shane. 
14:15A Mother's Fear Film Political environmental drama starring Zoe Lister-Jones and Victor Garber. A mother is pulled into the battle between small town farmers and Clonestra, a corporation profiting from GMOs. (2015) 
16:00Friends Ross and Rachel avoid each other, forcing their friends to choose between them. (S3 Ep 17) 
16:30Friends Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. Chandler tries to give up smoking by way of hypnosis. (S3 Ep 18) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Scarlett causes a serious rift between Ned and Yashvi. Mackenzie gets widespread support among the pupils, with one exception, who is the subject of an assault by a furious Shane. 
18:00Home and Away Ziggy and Willow offer Bella some reassurance and finally get her to open up. Maggie continues to worry about Ben. Dean's first day working for his sister does not bode well. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00New: Trucking Hell: Extreme... ...Road Rescue. Reality series. In a quiet rural village in Leicestershire, a utility truck has got stuck in the mud in a local resident's garden. Adam and his team have to get it out. (S1 Ep 6) 
20:00Hoarders: Buried Alive In... ...My Bedroom. Documentary getting to the bottom of an issue that affects one in twenty of the population - hoarding. Compulsive shopper Faye is swamped by her purchases. 
21:00New: The Fall Of M&S: Food To... ...The Rescue? Documentary examining the iconic brand. Fiona Phillips investigates the fortunes of M&S, speaking to former staff from the shop floor to the boardroom, as well as customers. 
22:00The Abused Award-winning documentary exploring domestic abuse and life inside a violent relationship. Victims of domestic abuse recount the events that unfolded as they reported their abuse to the police. 
23:35McDonald's Vs Burger King:.. ...Burger Wars. Documentary looking at how both burger chains grew from humble origins to become world-dominating fast food brands. 
00:35Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV is helping to ensure convictions against criminals. (S2 Ep 6) 
01:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10The Murder Next Door Documentary series about the darkside of neighbourly relations. The case of pensioner Maire Rankin who was murdered in Newry on Christmas Day in 2008. (S6 Ep 11) 
04:00Tribal Teens Reality series. 19-year-old nightclub dancer Courtney and 17-year-old Charlie face up to life on the frozen Mongolian plains as they live with a family of hardy Kazakhs. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice. [SL] (S4 Ep 8) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. [SL] (S2 Ep 16) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S4 Ep 2) 
06:00Peppa Pig The Secret Club Pig tales. Suzy and Peppa start a secret club, but soon everyone wants to join! (S3 Ep 40)