This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, October 23 2019

06:00Wissper Animation. Jambo Tortoise can't smell the flowers he has grown for his friend Jemima - until Ellington Elephant sneezes. (S2 Ep 18) 
06:10Peppa Pig Miss Rabbit's Day Off Pig tales. Miss Rabbit has hurt her ankle, so her sister and her friends offer to fill in for her at the ice cream stand. (S3 Ep 37) 
06:15Peppa Pig The Secret Club Pig tales. Suzy and Peppa start a secret club, but soon everyone wants to join! (S3 Ep 40) 
06:20Peppa Pig The children are sad because their favourite teacher, Madame Gazelle, is leaving Playgroup. But a leaving party will give her a good send-off. (S4 Ep 26) 
06:25Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. Noddy has invited all his friends for the Night of the Stars, but where is Smartysaurus? (S2 Ep 28) 
06:40Fireman Sam King of the Mountain Animation. When Tom and Moose get stuck up a tall tree while showing off their wilderness skills, it's up to the young Pioneers to be resourceful and get help. (S8 Ep 19) 
06:50New: Milkshake! Monkey Amazing... ... Adventures. Preschool live action series featuring an inquisitive puppet monkey. Milkshake! Monkey learns all about reservoirs and dams. (S6 Ep 3) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:... ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. In India, while Thomas is pulling a truckload of coconuts, he discovers a mysterious Monkey Temple and encounters some cheeky monkeys. (S22 Ep 8) 
07:10Shane the Chef Animated series about a chef and his daughter. Shane helps Honey conquer her fear of speaking in public when she has to make a school speech about potatoes. (S1 Ep 38) 
07:25Peppa Pig Animation. Mr Potato visits the playgroup with his superhero friend Super Potato, who teaches the children the importance of eating fruit and vegetables every day. (S5 Ep 40) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. Peppa and her friends visit visit the cinema for the first time to watch the Super Potato movie! (S6 Ep 23) 
07:40Top Wing Animated series about trainee bird rescue-cadets. Penny's friend Anyu throws a party, and Top Wing vrooms into action to be sure everyone gets there on time. (S1 Ep 39) 
08:00New: PAW Patrol Animated series about a team of search-and-rescue pups. When an ancient relic goes missing, Tracker and Skye must track down the creature that may have taken it. (S5 Ep 6) 
08:10Floogals Comical animated earthly adventures of three tiny space aliens. The Floogals try to dance like that funny walk Mum and Dad Hooman just performed... (S2 Ep 45) 
08:25New: Becca's Bunch Animated series about an adventurous young bird. Becca plans to wow the talent show judges with a spectacular ballet troupe, but it doesn't suit Ringo's dance style. (S1 Ep 13) 
08:45New: Little Princess 2D-animated series about an inquisitive little girl who lives in a castle. Princess learns that to earn a medal in the castle, one has to do something very brave. (S4 Ep 13) 
09:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Lost City Animation. When Redbeard the Pirate goes in search of the Lost City, he soon gets in some bother and has to be rescued from the most unlikely spot. (S2 Ep 12) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. (S1) 
11:15GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series filmed inside the Ridge Medical Practice in Bradford. Banana, camel and wrestling costumes are at the ready for some imaginative healthcare tutorials. (S6 Ep 31) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series filmed inside the Ridge Medical Practice in Bradford. Phillip is dizzy and disorientated, and his GP suspects an amnesiac disorder. (S6 Ep 32) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Some good news brings Ben and Maggie closer. Raffy considers her future. Ryder agrees to get some formal qualifications. Jasmine is kidnapped on her way to the airport. 
13:45Neighbours Scarlett persuades Ned to move in with her. Toadie has a problem with the Foundation's tax return. Bea and Finn clash over Bea's continued suspicion of Scarlett. 
14:15Killer Vacation Film When Jake takes his girlfriend Lindsey to an upscale resort she discovers that Jake's meddlesome ex-wife is there. It soon becomes apparent that someone doesn't want Lindsay to return home. (2019) 
16:00Friends Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey auditions against Ross's son. Monica and Phoebe plan a surprise birthday party for Rachel. (S5 Ep 18) 
16:30Friends Ross's flirting technique fails to impress. Joey is in for a surprise when he tells everyone about his big television appearance. (S5 Ep 19) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Scarlett persuades Ned to move in with her. Toadie has a problem with the Foundation's tax return. Bea and Finn clash over Bea's continued suspicion of Scarlett. 
18:00Home and Away Robbo and Scott come up with a plan to get Jasmine to safety. Dean is pressured to admit to Karen that Mackenzie is Rick's daughter. Maggie is concerned when Ben goes missing. 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00Britain By Bicycle The Lambs race through Britain's first ever National Park. 
20:00New: Police Interceptors Reality series following high-speed police intercept units in West Yorkshire. (S17 Ep 2) 
21:00New: Raids: Caught By Surprise Docuseries following enforcement agencies takeing drastic action. A shipment seized at the airport leads agents to a fake goods factory in Birmingham. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00New: The World's Biggest Strip... ...Joint The Sex Business. Documentary series exploring how people buy, sell and market sex. (S4 Ep 3) 
23:05Britain's Biggest Bank Job:... ...The 100 Million Grab. Documentary uncovering the truth behind the Baker Street heist - the biggest and most audacious bank heist in British history. With recreations and testimony. (S1 Ep 1) 
00:05Celebrity Botched Up Bodies Famous faces who have gone under the knife. When Danielle, an ex-Miss England, had her breast implants removed she got a blood clot and nearly died after losing six pints of blood. (Ep 4) 
01:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. (S1) 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10NCIS Crime drama series. DiNozzo becomes obsessed with finding a woman whose brother has been murdered, while the team searches for the killer. (S7 Ep 21) 
04:00NCIS Patriot Down Crime drama series. When a colleague's murder sends shockwaves through the team, Gibbs uncovers a surprising link to the crime. (S7 Ep 23) 
04:45House Doctor Highlights from the home improvement series presented by Californian interior designer Ann Maurice. (S6 Ep 13) 
05:10Divine Designs Documentary series exploring Britain's religious art. Paul Binski visits Liverpool to view the city's two radically different cathedrals. (S2 Ep 13) 
05:35House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to `heal' a house. A young couple blame strange noises and inexplicable experiences in their flat for sabotaging their musical careers. [SL] (S2 Ep 4) 
06:00Wissper Animation. Beavers Ed and Ted have found a hive of honey to give to Daddy and Honey Bear when they wake from hibernation, but they can't reach it. (S2 Ep 19)