This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Tuesday, December 11 2018

06:00Peppa Pig Paper Aeroplanes Pig tales. Some of Daddy Pig's important work papers have gone missing because Mummy Pig, Peppa and George have accidentally made them into paper aeroplanes! (S3 Ep 50) 
06:05Peppa Pig Edmond Elephant's Birthday Pig tales. Peppa and her friends go to help at Edmond Elephant's birthday party, but the little children are harder to look after than they expected. (S3 Ep 51) 
06:10New: The Day Henry Met 2D-animation. Henry becomes an archaeologist and goes on an adventure with an Egyptian Statue to find ancient blue diamond missing from the museum. (S1 Ep 7) 
06:15Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Bunty II Animation. Mr Elf has built a new boat to replace the one that Big Bad Barry ate, but he is hesitant about taking it out. (S2 Ep 44) 
06:30Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Barley is training to be a water rescue dog, but will she like getting her four paws wet as she trains in the paddling pool? (S2 Ep 2) 
06:35Wissper CGI-animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. A baby bear cub wakes up at the slightest sound and just won't go back to sleep. (S1 Ep 17) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective When the brightest star in the sky falls, Noddy has to find it and work out how to get it back into its place in the sky before its light goes out forever. (S2 Ep 7) 
06:55Thomas and Friends The Perfect Gift CGI animation. Emily is sent out to clear the tracks when Thomas hides his snow plough. (S18 Ep 18) 
07:05Fireman Sam Floodlights Animation. The Joneses and the Prices are vying to win Pontypandy's best Christmas lights contest. Rivalry is rife as their displays get more and more elaborate. (S8 Ep 21) 
07:15Shane the Chef Animation. Shane agrees to referee a football match, but the footballers can't tell which team is which. Can Shane resolve the problem with the humble beetroot? (S1 Ep 22) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. The playgroup are putting on a Christmas show for their parents. While Danny Dog is dressed up as a Santa, the real Father Christmas pays them a visit! (S5 Ep 32) 
07:45Peppa Pig The Holiday House Popular animation. Peppa and her family arrive in Italy. Everyone is talking in a different language and Daddy Pig finds driving on the right a little difficult. (S4 Ep 37) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston is Lost Animated children's series about a fairy princess and an elf who makes toys. When Gaston goes missing, Nanny Plum uses her magic crystal ball to retrace his steps. (S2 Ep 45) 
08:05PAW Patrol Pup Pup Boogie CGI animated series about a pack of puppies led by a boy named Ryder. Ryder, Chase and Rubble use their dance moves to fix the train tracks before the train comes. (S1 Ep 7) 
08:25Floogals Animation. When Girl Hooman disappears into a strange yellow 'spaceship', the Floogals follow her to get to the bottom of the mystery. (S2 Ep 20) 
08:40Digby Dragon CGI-animated series about a young dragon. Grumpy the goblin is not pleased when three snails try to make themselves at home in his place on a wet summer morning. (S1 Ep 7) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies and their human best friend. Can the girls beat Zeta in the Zahramay Falls Magic Carpet Race and win the magical racing gem? (S2 Ep 3) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Tickle and her brothers and sisters see their reflections in the mirror for the first time. Ruby is let off her lead for the first time in the park. (S1 Ep 7) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Murder, She Baked: A Christmas... Film ...Pudding Mystery. Seasonal mystery movie. starring Alison Sweeney and Cameron Mathison. A small-town baker turned amateur sleuth faces a long list of suspects in her latest murder case. (2015) 
12:45Neighbours Toadie is relieved to have Sonya back at home, but Alice puts another plan into operation. Gary completes his first delivery and is delighted with his pay-off. 
13:15Christmas In Homestead Film Romantic drama starring Taylor Cole and Michael Rady. When a Hollywood starlet comes to a small town, she ends up with two leading men and a decision to make. (2016) 
15:00The Christmas Calendar Film Romance. When a small town baker receives a Christmas Calendar from a secret admirer, the local residents become obsessed with finding out the identity of the sender. (2017) 
16:455 News National and international news. 
17:00Friends Ross secretly takes his girlfriend away for the weekend, even though her father threatens to have him fired if he continues to see her. (S6 Ep 22) 
17:30Friends Chandler chooses a ring for Monica, and Rachel tries to get Paul to open up to her. (S6 Ep 23) 
18:00Neighbours Toadie is relieved to have Sonya back at home, but Alice puts another plan into operation. Gary completes his first delivery and is delighted with his pay-off. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00New: Ultimate Strongman Team... ...World Championship 2018. 
20:00New: Our Yorkshire Farm: Summer Documentary series. For Clive and Amanda, the race is on to make the farm's hay crop in the searing heat while also entertaining their giant brood during the summer holidays. (S1 Ep 3) 
21:00WW2 Wrecks: Draining The Ocean Documentary looking into the secrets of World War Two ships and submarines hidden beneath the sea. 
22:00New: The Sex Business: Trans On... ...Demand. Documentary series exploring how people buy, sell and market sex. (S2 Ep 2) 
23:05OAPs Behaving Badly: Frisky... ...Over Sixty: Brand new documentary series. This episode features 75-year-old Leapy Lee who moved to Mallorca 30 years ago after a brush with fame and still behaves like a rock star. (S1 Ep 1) 
00:05A Gypsy Christmas Documentary series. It is a Christmas to remember for twins Johnny and Abraham. They are helping their uncle Tony with his entrance to a Christmas cage fight. 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10The Sex Business: Pain For... ....Pleasure. Documentary series exploring how people buy, sell and market sex. (S2 Ep 1) 
04:00Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Documentary series about the thriving tattoo studios in the 24-hour-party resort of Kavos. [SL] (S1 Ep 8) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for properties that are proving difficult to sell. A divorcing couple must revamp their Victorian semi in Camberley, Surrey. [SL] (S5 Ep 6) 
05:10Divine Designs Art historian Dr Paul Binski examines religious arts. He visits Leicester and Neasden to see some spectacular examples of Hindu and Jain art. (S2 Ep 15) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
06:00Peppa Pig The Biggest Muddy Puddle in the World Pig tales. Peppa and George wake up one morning to find that all the rain has made a flood, and their house is now a desert island! (S3 Ep 52)