This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, March 22 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Animation. When Peppa's bike gets a flat tyre that needs mending, Peppa and her friends have fun riding their imaginary bikes and jumping in pretend muddy puddles! (S5 Ep 5) 
06:05Peppa Pig Animation. After Daddy Pig takes Peppa and George to school on their scooters, he discovers how much fun they are when he decides to ride home. (S5 Ep 6) 
06:10The Day Henry Met 2D animation. Daffodil is worried when some new plants for the garden arrive a day early, so Henry becomes a gardener for the day. (S1 Ep 22) 
06:15Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Barley the Newfoundland puppy is training to be a water rescue dog. We follow her as she heads out in open water. (S2 Ep 5) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Nature Class Impish animation. Nanny Plum takes the fairy children for a lesson in the woods. (S1 Ep 35) 
06:35Wissper Animation. Simon Seal gets stuck on some rocks after falling asleep and floating away on an iceberg. Wissper gets Wilma Walrus to use her tusks to free him. (S2 Ep 20) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective Smartysaurus is going to launch into space, but as her friends all watch on the Daredale Big Screen, the picture suddenly goes dead! Noddy investigates what happened. (S2 Ep 6) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:.. ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. When Philip and James end up facing each other on a one-track bridge, Philip learns sometimes even the smallest engine can be the bigger engine. (S22 Ep 14) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. For Mama Polenta and Alf's wedding anniversary, Shane is cooking curry and rice, Alf's favourite! But Mario's pet hamster has eaten all the rice. (S1 Ep 25) 
07:20Peppa Pig The Rainy Day Game Animated series about a lovable little pig. Daddy teaches Peppa and George a fun game to play while they wait inside for the rain to stop. (S4 Ep 9) 
07:30Peppa Pig Mummy Rabbit's Bump Animated series about a loveable little pig. Everyone is excited when Mummy Rabbit arrives with a big tummy and they learn that there is a baby bunny inside. (S4 Ep 10) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. When a jet-flying bat roars into Danger Canyon to show off his prowess, Swift must match his skills and race to the rescue. (S1 Ep 2) 
07:55New: PAW Patrol CGI-animated series about a pack of heroic puppies. The PAW Patrol team needs to get a sleepwalking bear back home before he wakes up. (S4 Ep 9) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animation. When Digby crashlands and breaks his mechanical wings, Fizzy and Grumpy compete to see who can best get Digby airborne again. (S2 Ep 15) 
08:20Floogals Animation. Fleeker accidentally lets Boy Hooman's pet stick insect escape, and is very frustrated by its ability to hide! The race is on to return it to its tank. (S2 Ep 30) 
08:35Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Toy Robot Impish animation. Holly, Ben and their friends find a broken toy robot. Holly fixes it with magic, but it is trying to clean out the whole castle. (S1 Ep 36) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine CGI-animated series about twin genies-in-training. A cute little Zenguin takes a wishing coin and leads the girls on a chase around their new boat. (S3 Ep 16) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. The pups meet new friends, who come in all shapes and sizes, including human toddlers, horses and other hound housemates! (S1 Ep 9) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain's feuding neighbours. A mature student suffers when the woman downstairs turns her flat into a 24/7 party house, but worse was to come. (S5 Ep 11) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. High Court Enforcement Agents face aggressive debtors, heartbreaking evictions, distraught daughters and a Formula One racing team in dire straits. (S4 Ep 2) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Is seeing Ziggy in hospital the wake-up call that Brody needs? Summer Bay throws a farewell party for Coco. Chelsea tells Colby what she has decided. 
13:45Neighbours Mark makes a decision about Elly. Things get complicated for Leo and Piper when a former Neighbour returns to make waves. 
14:20Twisted Sisters Film College thriller starring Sierra McCormick and Katie Sarife. In the wake of a tragedy, Sarah retreats to a college sorority, but becomes caught up in a devious power game. (2016) 
16:00Friends Joey's remark to a magazine causes him to lose his role in a popular soap opera. Meanwhile, Chandler attempts to bond with his strange new flatmate. (S2 Ep 18) 
16:30Friends Chandler decides that he wants his annoying roommate to move out, but getting rid of him is not easy. (S2 Ep 19) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Mark makes a decision about Elly. Things get complicated for Leo and Piper when a former Neighbour returns to make waves. 
18:00Home and Away Is seeing Ziggy in hospital the wake-up call that Brody needs? Summer Bay throws a farewell party for Coco. Chelsea tells Colby what she has decided. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Autumn In Alaska: A Year In The.. ...Wild. Documentary series. Young animals prepare for their first winter away from their parents, and humpback whales return to Alaska's rich feeding grounds. (S1 Ep 4) 
20:00There's A Croc In My Kitchen Documentary about people who share their homes with unusual pets including a man in Kent who has converted his home to accommodate a crocodile. 
21:00New: Eamonn & Ruth In Search Of... ...George Clooney. Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford head to Italy and step inside the lives of the super-rich, attending a billionaire's fashion show. (S3 Ep 1) 
22:00Meghan & Harry: Inside The Palace Documentary about the royal romance. An examination of the extraordinary journey Meghan Markle has taken to become a royal bride. 
23:00Magic Mike XXL Film Comedy sequel starring Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello. After being tricked into reuniting with the Kings of Tampa, Mike decides to join the guys for one final tour. (2015) 
00:05Access Entertainment round up. 
00:10Magic Mike XXL Film Comedy sequel starring Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello. After being tricked into reuniting with the Kings of Tampa, Mike decides to join the guys for one final tour. (2015) 
01:15High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:45High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:15High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
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03:15Alien Hunter Film Sci-fi thriller starring James Spader and Janine Eser. A cryptologist flies to the Antarctic to decode mysterious radio signals emanating from an unknown object. (2003) 
04:45House Doctor Alistair Appleton and Ann Maurice look back at some of the home improvement highlights from the series. They recall a couple whose house was filled with dolls. (S6 Ep 14) 
05:10Divine Designs Paul Binski presents the series examining fascinating artefacts and works of religious art. He visits a Greek Orthodox church in the heart of London. (S2 Ep 14) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 1) 
06:00Peppa Pig Baby Alexander Pig tales. Baby Alexander is too young to talk, until Peppa teaches him his first word. (S3 Ep 35)