This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Tuesday, March 31 2020

06:00Peppa Pig Miss Rabbit's Day Off Pig tales. Miss Rabbit has hurt her ankle, so her sister and her friends offer to fill in for her at the ice cream stand. (S3 Ep 37) 
06:05Peppa Pig The Secret Club Pig tales. Suzy and Peppa start a secret club, but soon everyone wants to join! (S3 Ep 40) 
06:10Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Boatyard Pig tales. Grandpa Pig goes to Grampy Rabbit's Boatyard to have his boat fixed. (S3 Ep 41) 
06:15Mya Go Animated series about a little girl whose enthusiasm for life infects everyone around her. Mya Go and Grandpa Go are planting cabbages for Grandma Go's birthday. (S1 Ep 2) 
06:20Fireman Sam Lights, Camera, Avalanche! CGI adventures. Norman is directing a film up on the mountain and accidentally causes an avalanche. Elsewhere on the mountain, Elvis is learning to ski. (S9 Ep 11) 
06:35Noddy Toyland Detective Animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. Queen Sparklewings invites the toys to play Grab the Flag at the castle, but the trophy is missing. (S2 Ep 50) 
06:45Abby Hatcher Animated series about a young girl and her quirky Fuzzly friends. When Mrs Melvin closes the salon for a day, Abby helps Harriet find a replacement hobby. (S1 Ep 2) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:.. Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. Thomas takes a shortcut via a low bridge, knocking the water wheel he is carrying off his flatbed and sends it rolling across the Chinese countryside! (S22 Ep 15) 
07:10New: Daisy & Ollie 2D animated series about two inquisitive four-year-olds. Daisy gets nervous before a dance show, but Daddy knows how to keep her calm. (S3 Ep 2) 
07:20Peppa Pig Emily Elephant Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her friends are at their playgroup. Madame Gazelle introduces a new pupil, Emily Elephant. (S2 Ep 2) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. When Doctor Hamster tells Grampy Rabbit that she wants to exercise more, he builds something special to help her. (S6 Ep 35) 
07:40Top Wing Animated series about bird rescue-cadets. When Baddy takes an old plane and finds controls baffling, Swift's Grandpa talks him through an exciting landing. (S2 Ep 14) 
07:55Paw Patrol Animated series about a team of search-and-rescue puppies. Mayor Humdinger steals the statue of Chickaletta. (S5 Ep 2) 
08:10Floogals Animated series about three tiny aliens exploring our world. As the Hoomans sunbathe in the garden, the Floogals investigate the cream they rubbed into their skin. (S3 Ep 2) 
08:30Becca's Bunch Animated series about a young bird in a bobble hat. Becca's Bunch want to clean Gill to earn their Helper Day badges, but Gill is the biggest fish in Wagtail. (S1 Ep 22) 
08:40New: Little Princess 2D-animated series about a little girl who lives in a castle. Princess decides that Algie should copy everything she does, as she wants to win today's castle competition. (S7 Ep 14) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston is Lost Animated children's series about a fairy princess and an elf who makes toys. When Gaston goes missing, Nanny Plum uses her magic crystal ball to retrace his steps. (S2 Ep 45) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animation. When Hopper and Big Boo can't decide which activity to do first, they end up exchanging their respective colours - and personalities! (S1 Ep 19) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords Documentary series. A furious landlord discovers his tenant has been sub-letting his London flat, and squatters with a baby are given two weeks to find somewhere new to live. (S4 Ep 6) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Bargain-Loving Brits in The Sun Documentary series featuring expats living in Benidorm. This episode features an auction house owner, a keep-fit teacher, a campsite entertainments manager and an estate agent. (S2 Ep 1) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:20NCIS Crime drama series. The NCIS team investigates a deadly car explosion in DC, connected to Special Agent Torres, who disappeared six months ago in Argentina. (S14 Ep 1) 
14:20Sinister Stepmother Film Drama. A rebellious young woman is invited to a tropical island by her stepmother, only to have her life snatched away from her by another girl in a complicated scheme. 
16:00Friends A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5 Ep 10) 
16:30Friends The gang make a series of New Year's resolutions and then find it extremely difficult to keep them. (S5 Ep 11) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30The Yorkshire Steam Railway:.. ...All Aboard. Documentary series about the North Yorkshire Moors Railway. The railway has hired headlining steam engine Royal Scot, but she has a problem with her boiler. (S1 Ep 1) 
18:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Britain: A Year in the Wild Wildlife series. From sandy beaches to soaring cliffs, Britain's coastlines are one of nature's wildest habitats, where hardy creatures are battling to survive. (S1 Ep 3) 
20:00New: The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series following veterinary surgeries in Thirsk and Boroughbridge. Peter has a fight on his hands to save the life of premature alpaca Maverick. (S1 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Inside Waitrose: Britain's... ...Poshest Supermarket. A light-hearted look at how Waitrose established its position at the top of the supermarket tree. Industry insiders reveal the secrets behind Waitrose's success. 
22:00Hoarders: Stockpile Avalanche Documentary getting to the bottom of an issue that affects one in twenty of the population - hoarding. Compulsive shopper Faye is swamped by her purchases. 
23:05Hand Model Millionaires Documentary on the world of the hand model. 
00:05The Boy With No Face: 6 Months On Documentary revisiting Erick, a Ugandan who had a rare tumour the size of his head who underwent risky experimental procedure. The film reveals what happened next. 
01:00The Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10The Great British Benefits Handout Documentary series. Adam and Leanne's gardening business has some painful lessons in store. Having bought a burger van, Fran questions whether she and Dan have been sold a pup. (S2 Ep 6) 
04:00Now That's Funny Family-friendly clip show. This episode features parties you'll be happy you weren't invited to, and nature shows its less-than-graceful side. (S1 Ep 6) 
04:50House Doctor Home-improvement series. Californian real-estate agent Ann Maurice tries to help the owner of a 200-year-old cottage in East Sussex to sell the property. (S2 Ep 1) 
05:10The Railways That Built Britain... ...With Chris Tarrant. Documentary series. The story of the dying days of steam and how the railways came back to life with an extensive modernisation plan. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
06:00Peppa Pig Shake, Rattle and Bang Pig tales. Madame Gazelle brings lots of musical instruments into playgroup for the children. (S3 Ep 42)