This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Tuesday, September 18 2018

06:00Mofy Animated series. Mofy is helping Lee and Sioux look for acorns in heaps of fallen leaves, when a chimpanzee named Wookey turns up and joins in. (S1 Ep 8) 
06:05Peppa Pig George's Birthday Animated series about a lovable little pig. Today is George's birthday and Mummy and Daddy Pig have a special day planned. (S2 Ep 26) 
06:10Peppa Pig The Baby Piggy Animated series. Peppa and George are visiting their cousin Chloe and will get to meet Chloe's new baby brother, Alexander, for the first time. (S2 Ep 30) 
06:15Peppa Pig Peppa and George's Garden Animated series. Grandpa Pig pops round with some seeds for Peppa and George to plant, with Daddy Pig helping out by acting as a scarecrow. (S4 Ep 12) 
06:20Luo Bao Bei Animation. Luo Bao Bei is upset when she is cast in a bit part in the school play. She wanted a lead role, but discovers that helping others is just as important. (S1 Ep 43) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. A dog's-eye view of life. Twiggy and some super clever pups are being put through their paces at guide dog training. (S1 Ep 12) 
06:40Wissper Animation. Gertie Giraffe's head is stuck in the Parrots' nest. Frank and Betty Flamingo must pick it apart to free her, so Ed and Ted Beaver build them a new one. (S2 Ep 2) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Cloppycorn's special felt ball, Snuggleball, goes missing. Noddy discovers that Pat-Pat broke Snuggleball by mistake. (S1 Ep 38) 
07:00Thomas & Friends:.. ...Big World! Big Adventure! Animation. Thomas, Shankar and Rajiv team up to find some Indian tigers. (S22 Ep 12) 
07:10Fireman Sam Sheep on the Road Woolly is sent to stay with Norman, who is ill. When Norman and Woolly go out, Trevor's bus swerves off the road and is left dangling over the edge of a cliff. (S6 Ep 20) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animation. Shane learns the cha cha cha for a Latin American dinner dance. But when the town hall roof collapses, he has to improvise to save the night. (S1 Ep 12) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. When Daddy Pig receives a letter saying that he must go away on business, Peppa, Mummy and George go along too. (S5 Ep 49) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation. The family's Australian holiday is coming to an end, but they still have time to play with a boomerang and make friends with Mr Wallaby. (S5 Ep 19) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston Goes to School Preschool animation. After Strawberry shows off her well-trained new pet, Gaston is sent to pet school where Miss Jolly soon gets him into shape. (S2 Ep 7) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. On the day of the Tour de Turbot sack race, Farmer Yumi's animals escape from the barn and stampede towards town! (S4 Ep 19) 
08:25Floogals Animation. The Floogals find themselves going along for the ride when the Hoomans go on a holiday in a camper van. What is this strange, shrunken, moving house? (S2 Ep 12) 
08:40Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Zeta accidentally transports Tala the monkey to her lair, so the girls set out to rescue her. (S2 Ep 6) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Lost City Animation. When Redbeard the Pirate goes in search of the Lost City, he soon gets in some bother and has to be rescued from the most unlikely spot. (S2 Ep 12) 
09:05Peppa Pig Miss Rabbit's Day Off Pig tales. Miss Rabbit has hurt her ankle, so her sister and her friends offer to fill in for her at the ice cream stand. (S3 Ep 37) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul and Ben are called in to evict squatters from a residential property, but something about the squat does not quite add up for the team. (S2 Ep 8) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15NCIS Crime drama series. Gibbs is forced to revisit his past when his former mother-in-law turns out to be a witness in a murder investigation. (S7 Ep 16) 
13:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Hunter learns that Christina has been fired, but decides to drop out of university. Dempsey puts Mason on the spot. Willow tells Justin that she needs some space. 
13:45Neighbours Dipi learns that Chloe's client is Shane and furiously confronts and humiliates her in public. Jemima tells Karl and Susan that she is a multi-millionaire. 
14:15Double Daddy Film Teen drama starring Mollee Gray and Brittany Curran. Connor has got both his girlfriend Amanda and another teen pregnant at the same time. (2015) 
16:00Friends When Ross's ex-wife gives birth, he and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends a pregnant woman. (S1 Ep 23) 
16:30Friends Chandler lets slip that Ross has secretly been in love with Rachel since ninth grade. (S1 Ep 24) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Dipi learns that Chloe's client is Shane and furiously confronts and humiliates her in public. Jemima tells Karl and Susan that she is a multi-millionaire. 
18:00Home and Away Hunter learns that Christina has been fired, but decides to drop out of university. Dempsey puts Mason on the spot. Willow tells Justin that she needs some space. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00World Rally Championship... ...Highlights. The best of the action from Turkey of the tenth round of the World Rally Championship 2018. 
20:00New: The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series. Julian Norton must castrate Big Dillon, the largest ferret he has ever seen. Peter Wright treats Mary the badly injured black swan. (S7 Ep 4) 
21:15New: Killed On Camera True crime series. 17-year-old Georgia Williams, a policeman's daughter, was tortured on camera by her friend Jamie, who was already known to the police. (S1 Ep 3) 
22:15New: Big Brother This year's housemates face a whole new series of tasks, twists and surprises to bond, divide and entertain viewers, and each other. 
23:15New: Big Brother's Bit On... ...The Side. Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panelists and an audience of BB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. 
00:15New: Ex On The Beach There's misery for the singles as the tablet moves an ex into the villa. Scotty moves on to Nancy but it's not long until his ex, Ashleigh, arrives. (S4 Ep 2) 
01:15Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Britain By Bike... ... With Larry & George Lamb: Travelogue series. The Lambs spot seals around Stangford Lough, enjoy Guinness and oysters, investigate their family history and play the bodhran. (S2 Ep 5) 
04:00Never Teach Your Wife to Drive Documentary following three British couples during one of the most stressful tests of their relationships. As tempers flare, will they get as far as the driving test? [SL] 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 16) 
05:10House Doctor Home improvements with Ann Maurice. Ann demonstrates tricks that make rooms look larger and offers tips for improving kitchens. [SL] (S4 Ep 18) 
05:35Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. Raphael was a favourite of the papal court with his many studies of the Madonna. (S1 Ep 5) 
06:00Mofy Animated series. Kerry's song is not selected for a competition. Mofy tries to cheer him up, but Kerry is in a bad mood. (S1 Ep 9)