This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, September 28 2020

06:00Hollyoaks Sienna blames Warren for letting his own past affect Brody. Liberty goes into labour. Victor wants Juliet to move back in with the Nightingales. Darren's behaviour worries Mandy. 
06:30Hollyoaks Misbah, Sienna and Brody help Liberty as she gives birth. Darren's obsessive behaviour prompts Mandy to read his journal. Will Marnie and Romeo welcome Juliet back into their home? 
07:00How I Met Your Mother How Lily Stole Christmas Lily hears an old message from Ted on Marshall's answering machine encouraging him to recall Lily's bad points and calling her a grinch. (S2 Ep11/22) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Columns Ted struggles to fire his belittling former boss Hammond, who is now working for him. After three failed attempts to sack him, Hammond has a heart attack. (S2 Ep13/22) 
08:00Man with a Plan Family Business Andi proposes an exciting idea for Adam and her to go into business together when she isn't able to find work. (S2 Ep21/21) 
08:30Man with a Plan Wife-Proof Adam attempts to make the office more inviting since Andi will be joining him at work every day. And Lowell has been hiding a life-changing secret. (S3 Ep1/13) 
09:00The Goldbergs So Swayze It's Crazy When Adam tries his hand at acting, an agent decides he's only good for 'nerd' roles, so Beverly sets out to turn him into a heartthrob. (S4 Ep15/24) 
09:30The Goldbergs The Kara-te Kid Inspired by the Karate Kid films, Adam and the other Adam Goldberg face off in a karate match to settle their long-running feud for good. (S4 Ep16/24) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Bad Fish Paradigm Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Codpiece Topology Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2/23) 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Funeral The precinct gets another personnel change, putting Peralta and Santiago's budding relationship at risk. Boyle is attracted to a fellow officer. (S3 Ep2/23) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Boyle's Hunch Peralta thinks Boyle might have found his soul-mate in art gallery owner Genevieve. Diaz deals with a case of theft in the precinct building. (S3 Ep3/23) 
12:00Young Sheldon David, Goliath and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Missy steals Meemaw's make-up. (S2 Ep14/22) 
12:30Young Sheldon A Math Emergency and Perky Palms Sheldon and Dr Sturgis fall out over a test paper question that's marked wrong. And Mary takes over Pastor Jeff's duties. (S2 Ep15/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Fish Guts Displacement Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Santa Simulation Sheldon unwillingly reveals painful memories of Christmas past when Leonard persuades him to join in with a seasonal game of Dungeons & Dragons. (S6 Ep11/24) 
14:00Man with a Plan Brand new series - We Don't Need Another Hero: Adam gets jealous when Teddy names Andi as his hero for a school essay. (S3 Ep10) 
14:30Man with a Plan Cabin Fever When Adam accidentally invites Andi on the annual guys' trip, he tries to un-invite her, which only makes matters worse. (S3 Ep11) 
15:00The Goldbergs Hogan Is My Grandfather Adam decides to make a film about Pops for a school project on the Second World War, but finds his grandfather's anecdotes mundane. (S5 Ep2/22) 
15:30The Goldbergs Goldberg on the Goldbergs Beverly hears that Coach Mellor has a strained relationship with his brother. Geoff and Erica struggle with long-distance romance. (S5 Ep3/22) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9 Days Captain Holt and Peralta contract mumps during an investigation, and decide to be quarantined together so they can use the time to solve the case. (S3 Ep12/23) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Cruise Peralta and Santiago set off on their first real holiday together. Gina and Jeffords help Captain Holt to survive a visit from his sister Debbie. (S3 Ep13/23) 
17:00Young Sheldon A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged. Mary helps Pastor Jeff to avoid temptation. (S3 Ep2) 
17:30Young Sheldon An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom Meemaw refuses to drive Sheldon to a lecture. Georgie attempts to impress Veronica with his new business venture. (S3 Ep3) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Tenure Turbulence A tenured position becomes available at the university, and the competition soon heats up when Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all apply for it. (S6 Ep20/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Closure Alternative Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Toby discovers that some of the pages of The Red Door - the book that was written about him as a child - have gone missing. But who has them? Grace is a woman scorned. 
19:30The Goldbergs Animal House While Barry's love of Animal House fails to impress an elite fraternity, Beverly tries to convince Murray to take up new hobbies. (S7 Ep4/22) 
20:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Lockdown Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving because Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7/23) 
20:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine USPIS While trying to catch a drug-dealer, Peralta and Boyle join forces with Agent Jack Danger, a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service. (S2 Ep8/23) 
21:00New: Made in Chelsea Brand new series: The gang reunite in the country for a summer of love and luxury. In Chelsea, a revelation rocks Sam and Zara's relationship. Ollie and Gareth have wedding woes. (S20 Ep1) 
22:00New: Wife Swap USA Brand new series: In this episode, an outspoken schoolteacher who is very involved in the Latinx community swaps lives with a conservative wife whose husband is a Trump supporter. (S2 Ep5) 
23:00Buffy the Vampire Slayer Never Leave Me As the First and his minions launch an attack against the Watchers' Council, Buffy hopes to learn more about what she's up against by taking Spike prisoner. (S7 Ep9/22) 
00:00Angel Sense & Sensitivity Kate finds her life in danger when a revenge-seeking criminal arranges mind-altering sensitivity training for her and her fellow police officers. (S1 Ep6/22) 
01:00The Big Bang Theory The Recollection Dissipation Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20/24) 
01:30The Big Bang Theory The Separation Agitation Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21/24) 
02:00Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers think of The Voice, Mutiny, Mastermind, The Replacement, Five Gold Rings, Top Gear and the News? (S9 Ep3) [SL] 
02:55Made in Chelsea Brand new series: The gang reunite in the country for a summer of love and luxury. In Chelsea, a revelation rocks Sam and Zara's relationship. Ollie and Gareth have wedding woes. (S20 Ep1) 
03:50Wife Swap USA Brand new series: In this episode, an outspoken schoolteacher who is very involved in the Latinx community swaps lives with a conservative wife whose husband is a Trump supporter. (S2 Ep5) 
04:40The Big Bang Theory The Bad Fish Paradigm Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1/23) 
05:05The Big Bang Theory The Codpiece Topology Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2/23) 
05:30How I Met Your Mother How Lily Stole Christmas Lily hears an old message from Ted on Marshall's answering machine encouraging him to recall Lily's bad points and calling her a grinch. (S2 Ep11/22) 
06:00Hollyoaks Misbah, Sienna and Brody help Liberty as she gives birth. Darren's obsessive behaviour prompts Mandy to read his journal. Will Marnie and Romeo welcome Juliet back into their home?