This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, February 22 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Jesse has a decision to make, and Adam gets the wrong end of the stick about his father. Jack receives some life-threatening news, while Darren turns to Mandy when he's struggling. 
06:30Hollyoaks Jesse prepares for his drugs trial and Goldie wants him back. Diane and Cindy clash over their kids, while Darcy steps up her money plan. 
07:00Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: In Lanzarote, the tourists go parasailing. The afternoon activity is a drag class, allowing the group's more masculine members to embrace their feminine side. (Ep33/40) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Spoiler Alert Ted is delighted when he meets - in his view - the perfect girl, but his happiness fades when his friends point out her flaw. The gang decide to reveal each other's faults. 
08:00Baby Daddy Parental Guidance Suggested When a medical check-up reveals something of concern, Ben panics about who will take care of Emma if he's no longer around. (S4 Ep16/22) 
08:30Baby Daddy Ring Around the Party Riley realises that she hasn't met any of Ross's friends and decides to throw a cocktail party so she can get acquainted with them. (S4 Ep17/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey House Broken Mel wants to get a dog for the household, but Joe is not in favour of the idea and argues that he will be the one who gets stuck with taking care of it. (S4 Ep6/21) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Couples Therapy Mel persuades Joe to attend couples' therapy as they are always arguing, but she's caught off guard when the therapist turns out to be his ex-girlfriend. (S4 Ep7/21) 
10:00How I Met Your Mother Slapsgiving Lily is in a flap as Thanksgiving approaches. It will be her first as Marshall's wife and the gang are planning to spend the holiday together. 
10:30How I Met Your Mother The Platinum Rule Ted's friends discourage him from going on a date with his attractive tattoo-removal doctor, despite his enthusiasm for the idea. 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Paranoia Jeffords disapproves of Diaz's fast-moving relationship with Pimento, who has started to believe that someone from his past is trying to kill him. (S3 Ep20/23) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Maximum Security Santiago goes undercover at a women's prison and befriends one of the inmates. Holt and the team plan a fake funeral to catch a hitman. (S3 Ep21/23) 
12:00The Goldbergs 12 Tapes for a Penny Adam joins a mail-order music club hoping to assemble a huge cassette tape collection. Barry realises Lainey's father doesn't like him. (S3 Ep18/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs Magic Is Real Adam tries to use his new magic act to attract girls at school but he's thwarted when Beverly insists on taking to the stage as his assistant. (S3 Ep19/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Euclid Alternative When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, but her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6/23) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Right Time, Right Place When Mel's friend Carrie calls off her wedding, Mel wonders if she should keep the flowers, catering and venue for her and Joe to use instead. (S4 Ep16/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Don't Look Back in Anger When Mel and Joe meet with their minister to discuss their relationship, they try a little too hard to prove to him that everything is perfect. (S4 Ep17/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy The Return of the Mommy Now starring on a hit television series, Emma's mother Angela unexpectedly returns and wants to see her daughter. (S5 Ep7/20) 
15:30Baby Daddy Room-mating When Sam tells Ben that she may quit her job as bar manager because of her long commute, he comes up with a solution to keep her close to work. (S5 Ep8/20) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Mr Santiago Peralta goes to extremes to impress Santiago's dad at Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento deal with no longer being able to work for the NYPD. (S4 Ep7/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Skyfire Cycle When a famous author receives death threats, Peralta and Jeffords take the case so that Jeffords can meet his lifelong hero. (S4 Ep8/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs Crazy Calls After getting telephone answering machines, Murray and Pop-Pop wage a message war on one another. Adam finds a lunchtime home with the school computer room crowd. (S4 Ep4/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Stefan King Adam gets in trouble with Beverly for portraying her as a monster in a horror story, and Erica forces Barry to attend a Halloween costume dance with her. (S4 Ep5/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Maternal Capacitance A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother Beverly has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Cushion Saturation A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Mandy finds information about Darren's past that infuriates her, while Leela's drinking to numb the pain goes too far. Adam and Glenn try to build bridges. 
19:30New: Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: In Lanzarote, the tourists have a chocolate massage session before revving their engines on a dune buggy ride. But who will stall at the vote? (Ep34/40) 
20:00New: The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Matrimonial Metric: Sheldon and Amy secretly test their friends to see who is the most qualified to act as best man and maid of honour at their wedding. (S11 Ep12/24) 
20:30New: Young Sheldon Brand new series - Pilot: US comedy prequel to The Big Bang Theory about gifted but eccentric nine-year-old Sheldon Cooper, who doesn't find it easy growing up in East Texas. (S1 Ep1/22) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: The agents meet Mike for crisis talks. Ollie goes skiing with Dr Jason. One of the celebs leaves the agency. Gemma's Parisian date with Laurence is dramatic. (S4 Ep15/20) 
22:00The Inbetweeners Will's Dilemma Simon and his new girlfriend Tara double date with Will and Tara's friend Kerry, but Will wonders if it's worth spending time with a girl he considers boring. (S3 Ep3/6) 
22:35The Inbetweeners The Trip to Warwick Simon and his new girlfriend Tara are going on a trip to visit her sister at university, but the other boys decide to invite themselves along. (S3 Ep4/6) 
23:10The Big Bang Theory The Table Polarization Leonard buys a dining table for the flat, but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Friendship Turbulence In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit Nasa with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17/24) 
00:05First Dates Is tai chi enthusiast John the yin to dominatrix Sherry's yang? And can karaoke crooner David help Jenni overcome her dating nerves by serenading her at the table? (S8 Ep12) 
01:10Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: The agents meet Mike for crisis talks. Ollie goes skiing with Dr Jason. One of the celebs leaves the agency. Gemma's Parisian date with Laurence is dramatic. (S4 Ep15/20) 
02:15Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers on: The Stranger on the Bridge, Question Time, Game of Thrones, Antiques Roadshow, Britain's Got Talent and the News. (S5 Ep12/12) 
03:05The Inbetweeners Will's Dilemma Simon and his new girlfriend Tara double date with Will and Tara's friend Kerry, but Will wonders if it's worth spending time with a girl he considers boring. (S3 Ep3/6) [SL] 
03:35The Inbetweeners The Trip to Warwick Simon and his new girlfriend Tara are going on a trip to visit her sister at university, but the other boys decide to invite themselves along. (S3 Ep4/6) 
04:05Young Sheldon Brand new series - Pilot: US comedy prequel to The Big Bang Theory about gifted but eccentric nine-year-old Sheldon Cooper, who doesn't find it easy growing up in East Texas. (S1 Ep1/22) 
04:25How I Met Your Mother Slapsgiving Lily is in a flap as Thanksgiving approaches. It will be her first as Marshall's wife and the gang are planning to spend the holiday together. 
04:50Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister continues the series. In this show, there's a storm chaser caught in an incredible tornado and a dog that can do maths. 
05:10Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister presents some more crazy clips. Look out for an enraged dad who shreds his son's video games and an elephant that plays football. 
06:00Hollyoaks Jesse prepares for his drugs trial and Goldie wants him back. Diane and Cindy clash over their kids, while Darcy steps up her money plan.