This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, May 29 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Scott is with Dee Dee as Tony and Diane wait for news. Tony tries to make a milkshake for Dee Dee, but ends up electrocuting himself in the process and cutting the electrics in The Hutch. 
06:30Hollyoaks Leah has sold a story to a magazine and Ste's furious. An old face turns up in the village making demands. Ollie confides in Buster, and Sami pushes Kyle to continue with the revenge plans. 
07:00Couples Come Dine with Me Couples Come Dine with Me heads to Maidstone in Kent. Kicking off are drama school owners Lisa and Iain, who celebrate Iain's Highland roots by cooking an entirely Scottish menu. 
08:00New Girl Ready When Jess announces that she's ready to start dating again, Schmidt encourages her to give her friend Robby a chance. Nick promotes Cece to bar manager. (S6 Ep6/22) 
08:30New Girl Last Thanksgiving The gang's plans for a superb Thanksgiving fall through when Robby shows up unexpectedly and Schmidt's father arrives nursing a broken heart. (S6 Ep7/22) 
09:002 Broke Girls And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles Max wants to visit Los Angeles to win back Randy's affections, so she and Caroline begin a cross-country road trip. (S6 Ep11/22) 
09:302 Broke Girls And the Riverboat Runs Through It Now trying to meet Randy in Texas, the girls are forced to stow away on a riverboat to New Orleans and work as waitresses. (S6 Ep12/22) 
10:00black-ish Big Night, Big Fight Dre tries to do everything right and keep the peace so he and Rainbow can avoid the usual quarrel on their annual Valentine's Day date. (S1 Ep13/24) 
10:30black-ish Andre from Marseille When Zoey brings her first 'serious' boyfriend, who is also named Andre, home to meet her family, Dre takes an instant dislike to him. (S1 Ep14/24) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Big Days Ted and Barney argue about who has first 'dibs' on asking out a beautiful woman, and Marshall can't keep quiet about his desire to start a family. (S6 Ep1/24) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Cleaning House Barney convinces the gang to help his mum move house. They soon learn that she is very protective of Barney and told him white lies throughout his childhood. (S6 Ep2/24) 
12:00The Goldbergs A Wall Street Thanksgiving Marvin reveals he has become a stockbroker and convinces Barry and his friends to invest money with him, forcing Murray to intervene. (S5 Ep7) 
12:30The Goldbergs The Circle of Driving Again When Murray insists that Adam must have driving lessons, the family learn something new about Pops. Barry visits Erica at college. (S5 Ep8) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Mommy Observation Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Indecision Amalgamation Raj faces a dating dilemma, Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film, and Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19/24) 
14:00How I Met Your Mother False Positive There's chaos at Christmas when Marshall and Lily have a positive result on a pregnancy test, Robin chooses between two jobs, and Barney wants a diamond suit. (S6 Ep12/24) 
14:30How I Met Your Mother Last Words It's the day of Marshall's father's funeral. Marshall is upset when he remembers that the last piece of advice his dad gave him was to watch Crocodile Dundee III. (S6 Ep14/24) 
15:00New Girl Operation Bobcat: Jess tries to convince her friends that she is content to be single on Valentine's Day. Winston's plans to propose to Aly are accelerated. (S6 Ep16/22) 
15:30New Girl Rumspringa Jess gets nervous about starting her new job so Schmidt and Nick take her on a relaxing day trip. Winston tries to finalise his divorce from Rhonda. (S6 Ep17/22) 
16:00black-ish The Peer-ent Trap When teenager Zoey goes through a rebellious phase, Dre wants to lay down the law, but Rainbow insists on taking a softer approach. (S1 Ep21/24) 
16:30black-ish Please Don't Ask, Please Don't Tell Rainbow urges Dre to tell his mother Ruby what everyone else in the family already knows: that his sister Rhonda is gay. (S1 Ep22/24) 
17:00The Goldbergs Adam Spielberg Adam writes an original script about Indiana Jones, but his passion for directing is challenged when he films it. Barry and Murray have a wager. (S5 Ep15) 
17:30The Goldbergs The Scrunchie Rule Beverly nurses Coach Mellor back to health after a slip with the rope climbing equipment. Erica and her roommate begin to annoy each other. (S5 Ep16) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Junior Professor Solution When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension is brewing between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The First Pitch Insufficiency Howard's nervous when Nasa ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Imran lies to spite his mum for letting him down and ruins a piece of work she helped Yazz with. Marnie's dinner party doesn't go to plan when she ends up drinking wine with the hired help. 
19:30New: black-ish Brand new series - North Star: When both Dre and Rainbow's families turn up for Easter, they must learn to appreciate each other's cuisines. Andre Jr throws an Easter egg hunt. (S4 Ep17/23) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Vacation Solution Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks she gives him. (S5 Ep16/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Tenure Turbulence A tenured position becomes available at the university, and competition soon heats up when Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all apply for it. (S6 Ep20/24) 
21:00New: Gotham Brand new series - Stop Hitting Yourself: Grundy and Nygma become the main attractions at Cherry's place, and Penguin enlists the Sirens for help with a revenge plot. (S4 Ep8/22) 
22:00New: Supernatural Brand new series - War of the Worlds: Sam and Dean search for Jack, and stumble across an old foe. Lucifer manages to escape Michael's grasp and finds himself an unlikely ally. (S13 Ep7/23) 
23:00The Big Bang Theory The Zarnecki Incursion When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19/24) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Herb Garden Germination Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20/24) 
00:00First Dates It's spring; is love in the air for the diners at the new-look First Dates restaurant? Cupid has a big surprise for mum-of-two Emma. And will Fran be dapper Will's English rose? (S8 Ep1) 
01:05Tattoo Fixers on Holiday The Mediterranean pop-up parlour gets a visit from Sophie, who has an unusual animal-inspired tattoo, and Jay takes on best mates Sam and Laura's cheeky stickmen. (Ep2/8) 
02:10Gotham Brand new series - Stop Hitting Yourself: Grundy and Nygma become the main attractions at Cherry's place, and Penguin enlists the Sirens for help with a revenge plot. (S4 Ep8/22) 
02:55Supernatural Brand new series - War of the Worlds: Sam and Dean search for Jack, and stumble across an old foe. Lucifer manages to escape Michael's grasp and finds himself an unlikely ally. (S13 Ep7/23) 
03:452 Broke Girls And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles Max wants to visit Los Angeles to win back Randy's affections, so she and Caroline begin a cross-country road trip. (S6 Ep11/22) 
04:05Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister is back with just as cheeky and daft - if a little less rude - clips. This time there's a chihuahua riding a turtle and the world's fastest hot tub. 
04:30Couples Come Dine with Me Couples Come Dine with Me heads to Maidstone in Kent. Kicking off are drama school owners Lisa and Iain, who celebrate Iain's Highland roots by cooking an entirely Scottish menu. 
06:00Hollyoaks Leah has sold a story to a magazine and Ste's furious. An old face turns up in the village making demands. Ollie confides in Buster, and Sami pushes Kyle to continue with the revenge plans.