This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, January 25 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Darren's lies leave Nancy heartbroken again. Darcy's move on Jack is interrupted, while Damon is furious to find his mum at the police station. 
06:30Hollyoaks Nancy asks Darren to consider counselling, while Zack persuades Holly to visit Harry. Tension runs high when Brody and Damon visit Maggie in hospital. 
07:00Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: The tour rolls into Coimbra in Portugal, where Brendan hooks the group up with some pottery making and alpaca grooming. (Ep13/40) 
07:30All Star Driving School The celebs have a mock driving test and assess their reflexes in the treacherous multi-hazard car park, where they have to dodge any dangers that cross their paths. (Ep4) 
08:00Baby Daddy Surprise! Ben learns why Riley doesn't like celebrating her birthday. Bonnie reveals she forgot to complete some paperwork and that Ben isn't Emma's sole custodian. (S2 Ep15/16) 
08:30Baby Daddy Emma's First Christmas Ben and Danny end up wearing elf suits when they go out of their way to find a particular toy as a Christmas gift for baby Emma. (S2 Ep16/16) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Teacher/Teacher Joe gets Ryder into trouble with his teacher when he helps him to complete a homework assignment. Mel sneaks Lennox into an 18-years-and-over concert. (S1 Ep26/30) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Play Ball Mel recruits Joe to play for her office's softball team when their star player is injured. Ryder asks Lennox to post Holly's story on the school blog. (S1 Ep27/30) 
10:00How I Met Your Mother Matchmaker Ted is coaxed into joining a matchmaking service that Robin has written about and which offers a 100% success rate at finding a soulmate in three days. (S1 Ep7/22) 
10:30How I Met Your Mother The Duel Ted feels pushed out when Lily and Marshall dominate the household and tells them that he wants to take the flat after they get married, but Marshall wants it too. (S1 Ep8/22) 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Jimmy Jab Games When the squad has time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3/23) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween II Peralta and Holt repeat their Halloween wager of the previous year as Peralta bets the Captain that he can steal his watch before midnight. (S2 Ep4/23) 
12:00The Goldbergs Mama Drama Adam is disappointed to be cast in a minor role in the school musical, so Beverly helps him to land a leading part in a competing stage show. (S2 Ep2/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs The Facts of Bleeping Life Barry and Adam put together a garage rock band, and ask Lainey and Erica to get involved - leading to unexpected consequences. (S2 Ep3/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Fetal Kick Catalyst Penny meets her fans at a comic book convention. Sheldon and Amy host a brunch at Penny's flat. Howard makes an impulsive purchase. (S10 Ep6/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Veracity Elasticity Leonard is upset when he finds out Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Breaking Up Is Hard to Do Mel wants to break up with her boyfriend Donald, but feels guilty because he's just been fired from his job. Holly confides a secret to Lennox. (S2 Ep6/15) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Mixed Doubles Joe sets Mel up on a blind date with his pal, but in exchange for this favour he asks her to arrange a date for him with her attractive friend Ariel. (S2 Ep7/15) 
15:00Baby Daddy Go Brit or Go Home Riley asks a reluctant Ben to hang out with her new British boyfriend Philip. Tucker fakes a British accent while trying to attract dates. (S3 Ep9/21) 
15:30Baby Daddy An Affair Not to Remember A horrified Ben realises he once dated Tucker's new girlfriend. Riley is excited when she is invited to a spa day with her boss. (S3 Ep10/21) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Payback The squad decides it's high time Peralta paid them back all the money they have lent him over the years. Santiago and Holt re-open an arson case. (S2 Ep13/23) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Defense Rests Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta. Deputy Chief Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation. (S2 Ep14/23) 
17:00The Goldbergs Cowboy Country New couple Lainey and Barry talk Murray into watching a football match with Lainey's dad Bill, but the two fathers support opposing teams. (S2 Ep12/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Van People Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to drive. Adam is voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook but when he objects he is suspended. (S2 Ep13/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Allowance Evaporation Amy is furious when she learns that Sheldon has shared intimate details of their relationship with his colleagues. (S10 Ep16/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Comic-Con Conundrum Cut off from his father's fortune, Raj appoints Sheldon to organise his finances. Penny considers joining the guys at Comic-Con. (S10 Ep17/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Milo shuts the door on Dirk, but Dirk doesn't want to give up without a fight. And Glenn is furious with Grace. 
19:30New: Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: In the Portuguese town of Nazare, Brendan's skills as an international tour guide are called upon when there's an emergency change of plans. (Ep14/40) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Explosion Implosion Howard and Sheldon bond on a trip to the desert to launch a model rocket. Leonard is annoyed when his mother befriends Penny. (S11 Ep4/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Collaboration Contamination Sheldon and Raj ask Bernadette for advice about their jealousy when Amy and Howard decide to collaborate on a new project. (S11 Ep5/24) 
21:00New: 2 Broke Girls Brand new series - And the Baby and Other Things: When Max sees a text on Bobby's phone suggesting that he has a child with his ex-girlfriend Jessica, she and Han investigate. (S6 Ep19/22) 
21:30New: 2 Broke Girls Brand new series - And the Alley-Oops: Caroline tries to embrace Bobby's hobby of bowling, but fears she's become his bad luck charm when she accidentally injures his teammate. (S6 Ep20/22) 
22:00The Inbetweeners The Field Trip It's a new term at Rudge Park comprehensive school and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is looming. (S2 Ep1/6) 
22:30The Inbetweeners Work Experience Jay arranges work experience for himself and Simon at his dad's company, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage. (S2 Ep2/6) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Vacation Solution Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks she gives him. (S5 Ep16/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Rothman Disintegration Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17/24) 
00:05Gogglebox The opinionated TV viewers on: Downton Abbey, Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners, Match of the Day, Strictly Come Dancing, Unreported World, Gino's Italian Escape and the News. (S4 Ep3/12) [SL] 
01:10Rude Tube: WTF?!? Alex Zane presents 50 of the internet's most extraordinary clips, the very weirdest of the weird wide web, from rodent toothbrushes to a Swedish bear dance. 
02:15Rude Tube: Naughty and Naked Rude Tube celebrates the most outrageous and hilarious flashes of flesh to have graced the web, featuring the exhibitionists and mischief makers responsible for them. 
02:402 Broke Girls Brand new series - And the Baby and Other Things: When Max sees a text on Bobby's phone suggesting that he has a child with his ex-girlfriend Jessica, she and Han investigate. (S6 Ep19/22) 
03:052 Broke Girls Brand new series - And the Alley-Oops: Caroline tries to embrace Bobby's hobby of bowling, but fears she's become his bad luck charm when she accidentally injures his teammate. (S6 Ep20/22) 
03:30Celebs Go Dating Frankie and Charlotte face the agents' anger. Arg gets his kilt on and legs it up to Edinburgh for his third date with Yasemin. Courtney's in for a big shock. (S3 Ep14/19) 
04:20Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister discovers some slightly less rude (but still cheeky) online videos, including extreme unicycling, a very bad mystic cat and some incredible frisbee shots. 
04:40How I Met Your Mother Matchmaker Ted is coaxed into joining a matchmaking service that Robin has written about and which offers a 100% success rate at finding a soulmate in three days. (S1 Ep7/22) 
05:05How I Met Your Mother The Duel Ted feels pushed out when Lily and Marshall dominate the household and tells them that he wants to take the flat after they get married, but Marshall wants it too. (S1 Ep8/22) 
06:00Hollyoaks Nancy asks Darren to consider counselling, while Zack persuades Holly to visit Harry. Tension runs high when Brody and Damon visit Maggie in hospital.