This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, December 16 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Mercedes rethinks her recent decisions, but Breda encourages her to show the village that she's back in business. Some new evidence comes to light over the shooting. 
06:30Hollyoaks Liam shows off his alternative festive spirit. Breda questions Mercedes' memories from the night she was shot. Jesse gets his hopes up for his big career moment, but is he set for a fall? 
07:00Don't Tell the Bride Ireland Game of Thrones fan Owen dreams of a windswept mountain landscape for his wedding ceremony. Will his bride Lisa be happy to arrive on horseback, sporting a cloak? (S7 Ep4) 
08:00How I Met Your Mother The Fortress As their wedding day approaches, Robin tells Barney that she wants to begin their married life in a new home. Lily's new job takes its toll on her marriage. (S8 Ep19/24) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother The Time Travellers Barney asks Ted to go with him to see a Robots Versus Wrestlers show. Marshall and Robin argue over the invention of a new cocktail at McLaren's bar. (S8 Ep20/24) 
09:00Mike & Molly Mike's Manifold Destiny Mike learns a lesson after his car breaks down and he's forced to decide whether or not to accept a loan from Carl to have it repaired. (S4 Ep17) 
09:30Mike & Molly Sex, Lies and Helicopters Molly catches Carl coming out of Victoria's bedroom late at night, but she is uncertain about whether or not she should tell Mike about it. (S4 Ep18) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Closure Alternative Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Proton Resurgence Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Mister Knifey-Hands When Jackie's parents allow Adam to watch a horror film, a disagreement between the families ensues. Erica hangs out at her old high school. (S6 Ep5/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs Fiddler Murray becomes an overzealous stage parent when he learns that Adam has no interest in auditioning for the school production of Fiddler on the Roof. (S6 Ep6/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween III The third instalment of Peralta and Holt's 'Halloween heist' involves a tie-breaking contest to be crowned Amazing Detective Slash Genius. (S3 Ep5/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Into the Woods Peralta and Boyle persuade Jeffords to join them on a weekend trip to a cabin in the woods, but it isn't the fun excursion they'd hoped for. (S3 Ep6/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory Pilot The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's ignorance of women seems set to change when the beautiful Penny moves in next door. (S1 Ep1/17) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Big Bran Hypothesis Bothered by how messy Penny's flat is, Sheldon sneaks in to clean and organise it, but Penny isn't best pleased when she finds out. (S1 Ep2/17) 
14:00Mike & Molly Support Your Local Samuel Samuel receives a letter from his parents saying they're struggling financially and he considers moving back home to take care of them. (S5 Ep7) 
14:30Mike & Molly Mike Check Molly urges Mike to go to the doctor for a check-up when she finds out that he hasn't paid a visit to the surgery for over a decade. (S5 Ep8) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The 9-8 The Nine-Nine play host to officers from nearby precinct the Nine-Eight when their station house is flooded, reuniting Peralta with his old partner. (S3 Ep15/23) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine House Mouses Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16/23) 
16:00The Goldbergs My Valentine Boy Erica and Valley Erica find a new band member to replace Lainey. Adam and Murray plot to escape from Valentine's Day dinner with Beverly. (S6 Ep15) 
16:30The Goldbergs There Can Be Only One Highlander Club Adam and Johnny Atkins compete to become head of the Highlander Club at school, though Beverly would prefer them to bond. (S6 Ep16) 
17:00Don't Tell the Bride: Christmas... ...on the Slopes: Will Darren's idea of a wedding ceremony in an ice grotto on a snowy mountain top and a Christmas après ski-themed reception put him on bride-to-be Bronte's naughty list? 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Pancake Batter Anomaly Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. However, his friends know how miserable he is when he's ill and stay well away from him. (S1 Ep11/17) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Jerusalem Duality Sheldon's confidence is shaken to the core when he encounters Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than he is. (S1 Ep12/17) 
19:00Hollyoaks Mercedes wonders whether she's made the right decision when her safety is threatened again. Mitchell's plans to see Scott are thwarted by the Deverauxs' Christmas day out. 
19:30New: Celebrity Christmas Come... ...Dine with Me: Brand new series: First to host is drag superstar Courtney Act, who cooks up a pink-themed vegan menu for her celebrity guests. Will her tinsel and sparkle dazzle? (Ep1/5) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Bus Pants Utilization Leonard's idea for a smartphone application derails his friendship with Sheldon as they fight for control of the project. (S4 Ep12/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Love Car Displacement Tensions are high when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference, leaving Howard feeling threatened. (S4 Ep13/24) 
21:00New: Made in Chelsea: Buenos Aires Brand new series: After forgiving Jamie, Habbs finds herself in a confusing situation, especially when her ex implies that she is making a big mistake. (S18 Ep2) 
22:00First Dates at Christmas Fresh singletons visit the restaurant and some favourite daters return for a special episode celebrating Fred and his team's successes, engagements and the first First Dates baby! 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Convergence Convergence Conflict arises when Leonard's recently divorced parents and Sheldon's devoutly religious mother are all in town at the same time. (S9 Ep24/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Conjugal Conjecture The gang face an awkward morning after Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father share an evening together, and Penny's family arrives. (S10 Ep1/24) 
00:05Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair television critics think of This Morning, The Chase Celebrity Special, Baptiste, The Sex Clinic and Child Genius? (S13 Ep2) [SL] 
01:10Made in Chelsea: Buenos Aires Brand new series: After forgiving Jamie, Habbs finds herself in a confusing situation, especially when her ex implies that she is making a big mistake. (S18 Ep2) 
02:15New: First Dates Abroad Brand new series: In Australia, chilled-out Jasmine and salesman Ryan connect over their love for audiobooks and a fondness for exercise after a misunderstanding about a winery. (S6 Ep1) 
03:10New: Fear the Walking Dead Brand new series - Wrath: Travis is blindsided by new refugees at the hotel as Madison grapples with his return. Nick decides whether to leave the Colonia or stay with Luciana. (S2 Ep14/15) 
04:00The Big Bang Theory The Closure Alternative Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21/24) 
04:25The Big Bang Theory The Proton Resurgence Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22/24) 
04:50New: School of Rock Brand new series - Don't Stop Believin': The band must decide whether they want to stay together after failing to impress a music producer with an influential online playlist. (S2 Ep13/13) 
05:15New: School of Rock Brand new series - Hold on Loosely: When Freddy informs the band that his family is moving to Miami, they try to find a way to convince his mother to let him stay behind. (S3 Ep1/20) 
06:00Hollyoaks Liam shows off his alternative festive spirit. Breda questions Mercedes' memories from the night she was shot. Jesse gets his hopes up for his big career moment, but is he set for a fall?