This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, October 23 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Romeo decides to blackmail Harry into giving him some money, and the doctors plan to wake Dee Dee from her coma to see if the seizures have stopped. 
06:30Hollyoaks It's Ste and Harry's wedding day, but Goldie forgot to pass the message on to Mercedes that The Dog is meant to be catering. And James uses Romeo to help him expose his affair with Harry. 
07:00New Girl Models Jess reluctantly tags along when Cece has a wild night out with her model friends. The guys ponder the nature of male friendship when Schmidt buys Nick a cookie. (S2 Ep5/25) 
07:30New Girl Halloween Nick gets a visit from his college crush Amelia, but feels scared when she begins to show affection for him. Jess is employed as a zombie at a haunted house. (S2 Ep6/25) 
08:00Baby Daddy You Cruise, You Lose Ben meets a runaway bride who's convinced fate has thrown them together. Danny and Riley take their cruise but Bonnie decides to tag along. (S6 Ep8/11) 
08:30Baby Daddy The Rebound Ben helps Tucker in an attempt to win back his ex-girlfriend Sondra. Bonnie and Riley bond at the sales and Danny tries to baby-proof the apartment. (S6 Ep9/11) 
09:00Melissa & Joey The Parent Trap Mel is alarmed when her father gives Joe's mother some advice about drawing up a will and the pair start to get along a little too well. (S5 Ep17/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Melissa & Joey's Frozen During a skiing holiday, Mel and Joe become frozen after getting buried in an avalanche and are thawed out 100 years later. (S5 Ep18/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Lizard-Spock Expansion A girl for whom Howard harbours romantic feelings falls for Leonard instead, despite Howard's efforts to woo her, leaving him furious with jealousy. (S2 Ep8/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The White Asparagus Triangulation Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards... perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9/23) 
11:00The Goldbergs The Hooters Adam and Murray fall out over Adam's plans to pursue a comedy career after his act in woodwork class nearly results in his teacher getting injured. (S5 Ep13/22) 
11:30The Goldbergs Hail Barry Barry aims to secure a spot on the high school football team but is quickly consigned to the bench by Coach Mellor for his lack of sporting prowess. (S5 Ep14/22) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 3/3): The team go on a road trip to help Peralta and Holt take down crime boss Jimmy Figgis but their plan is hindered by an unforeseen injury. (S4 Ep3/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Night Shift Holt looks for ways to improve the team's morale, while Santiago is filled with curiosity when Diaz starts to take long breaks from her desk. (S4 Ep4/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Monster Isolation After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Contractual Obligation Implementation Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey The Perfect Storm Mel grounds Lennox because she's failing chemistry, but when Mel's father Senator Russell Burke shows up unexpectedly, he undermines her authority. (S1 Ep5/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Spies and Lies Mel catches Joe having secret meetings in the basement with a girl called Tessa, and discovers that they're on a manhunt for her brother-in-law, Lewis Scanlon. (S1 Ep6/30) 
15:00Baby Daddy May the Best Friend Win While out clubbing, Ben and Tucker meet a girl called Ava. They both return with her phone number and argue over who should call her. (S1 Ep7/10) 
15:30Baby Daddy The Daddy Whisperer When Ben begs to join super-mum Izzy's parenting class, she meets him for a one-on-one tutorial. Tucker and Danny set up a 'man cave' in the laundry room. (S1 Ep8/10) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Audit One of the precincts in the area must be closed, so an evaluation takes place. The team find out that the auditor is Santiago's ex-boyfriend, Teddy. (S4 Ep13/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Serve & Protect A burglary on the set of a TV detective show distracts Peralta and Diaz from the precinct's on-going evaluation as a new auditor takes over. (S4 Ep14/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs Shopping Erica's new job at a department store is put in jeopardy when Beverly takes advantage of her daughter's employee discount far too frequently. (S1 Ep10/23) 
17:30The Goldbergs Kara-Te On the eve of the annual high school talent show, Beverly and Murray fall out over Barry's plan to perform his martial arts routine on stage. (S1 Ep11/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Scavenger Vortex Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt for the group of friends, designed to test their scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Raiders Minimization Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks The violent storm has forced everyone inside and they are camped out at The Dog. But Lily is worried when she sees Romeo outside, and sneaks out to check on him when Prince is distracted. 
19:30Young Sheldon Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia George Sr asks Sheldon to help Georgie revise for a maths test when poor grades threaten his place on the football team. (S1 Ep9/22) 
20:00Crocodile Dundee Film (1986) Oscar-nominated comedy. Paul Hogan plays Crocodile Dundee, the fearless Australian outback hero who takes on the wilds of New York with his US journalist lover (Linda Kozlowski). 
22:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: The agents let Chloe choose her own date, Olivia is told off for her wild ways, Vas and Mutya go on a double date and Callum struggles to act like a gentleman. (S5 Ep8/20) 
23:05Tattoo Fixers: Stand Up To Cancer The tattoo parlour is visited by families and famous faces showing their support for Stand Up To Cancer, as actor Thomas Turgoose reveals that even celebrities don't think before they ink. 
00:10The Big Bang Theory The Vacation Solution Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks she gives him. (S5 Ep16/24) 
00:40The Big Bang Theory The Rothman Disintegration Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17/24) 
01:10Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: The agents let Chloe choose her own date, Olivia is told off for her wild ways, Vas and Mutya go on a double date and Callum struggles to act like a gentleman. (S5 Ep8/20) 
02:15First Dates Dairy farmer Ben meets marketing assistant Alice; can she handle his tales of the finer details of farm life? Twice-divorced Jo commits a faux pas on her date with Dubliner Robbie. (S8 Ep6) 
03:10Rude Tube: Web Stars Alex Zane presents another Rude Tube countdown. The web stars include the Simon Cowell of internet songs, a guy who throws a house party in Ikea, and Jesus, who appears at darts! 
04:00How I Met Your Mother P.S. I Love You: Marshall and Lily worry that Ted's new girlfriend Jeanette is a deranged stalker, but Ted insists that their meeting is simply the result of destiny. (S8 Ep15/24) 
04:20How I Met Your Mother Bad Crazy Ted is reluctant to break up with his crazy girlfriend Jeanette, despite the advice of his friends. Robin is intimidated by the idea of holding baby Marvin. (S8 Ep16/24) 
04:45The Big Bang Theory The Lizard-Spock Expansion A girl for whom Howard harbours romantic feelings falls for Leonard instead, despite Howard's efforts to woo her, leaving him furious with jealousy. (S2 Ep8/23) 
05:05The Big Bang Theory The White Asparagus Triangulation Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards... perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9/23) 
06:00Hollyoaks It's Ste and Harry's wedding day, but Goldie forgot to pass the message on to Mercedes that The Dog is meant to be catering. And James uses Romeo to help him expose his affair with Harry.