This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, December 12 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Prince has an ultrasound appointment but lies to Lily about his whereabouts. Liam is furious when Lisa does a pickup for him but buys a crate of dodgy vodka instead of the arranged deal. 
06:30Hollyoaks Lily gets upset because she can't understand why Prince has been acting up recently. Romeo tells Lily that Prince is having an affair, and when she confronts him there's a huge argument. 
07:00Mike & Molly Mike Can't Read After learning that Joyce gave up her artistic pastimes when she became a mother, Molly decides she and Mike need to pursue new hobbies before becoming parents. (S3 Ep17) 
07:30Mike & Molly Molly's Out of Town When Molly is out of town for a conference, Mike misses her so much that he succumbs to the lure of junk food. Meanwhile, Carl hears some heart-breaking news. (S3 Ep18) 
08:00Baby Daddy It's a Nice Day for a Wheeler Wedding Bonnie's wedding planner resigns without warning, so she is relieved when her old friend Charlotte volunteers to help. (S4 Ep20/22) 
08:30Baby Daddy Love and Carriage Riley faints after Danny asks her to marry him, and when she wakes up, she is unable to remember anything about his proposal. (S5 Ep1/20) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Plus One When Mel takes Joe to a social event connected with her work, he reveals too much about both their opinions to the press and gains her some bad publicity. (S4 Ep5/21) 
09:30Melissa & Joey House Broken Mel wants to get a dog for the household, but Joe is not in favour of the idea and argues that he will be the one who gets stuck with taking care of it. (S4 Ep6/21) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Occupation Recalibration Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Table Polarization Leonard buys a dining table for the flat, but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Smother's Day Barry and Erica forget to buy Beverly a Mother's Day present and make some last-minute 'Mom Coupons' instead, hurting her feelings. (S3 Ep22/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs Big Orange Beverly and Lainey hatch a plan to destroy Barry's favourite shirt. Murray decides to tear down the family tree house, leaving Adam distraught. (S3 Ep23/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Jake and Sophia Peralta hits it off with a woman in a bar, only to find out she is the defence attorney representing a perpetrator he wants to put in jail. (S2 Ep6/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Lockdown Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving because Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Celebration Experimentation The gang persuade Sheldon to celebrate his birthday and invite a few special guests along to his party in the 200th episode. (S9 Ep17/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Application Deterioration Leonard, Sheldon and Howard run into problems when they file for a patent. Emily reaches out to Raj after their break-up. (S9 Ep18/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Accidents Will Happen Mel thinks she might be pregnant but is unsure about whether to share the tidings with Joe because he's busy preparing for a major business pitch. (S4 Ep15/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Right Time, Right Place When Mel's friend Carrie calls off her wedding, Mel wonders if she should keep the flowers, catering and venue for her and Joe to use instead. (S4 Ep16/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy Trial by Liar Danny is desperate to build bridges with Riley after their break-up, but she is furious after learning he hooked up with Sam in high school. (S5 Ep11/20) 
15:30Baby Daddy Ben-semination Ben discovers that Tucker has found an unusual way to make some extra cash but when he decides to do the same he rapidly lives to regret it. (S5 Ep12/20) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Wednesday Incident When Peralta notices that Captain Holt is in a bad mood, he teams up with Holt's husband Kevin to find out what has gone wrong. (S2 Ep16/23) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Boyle-Linetti Wedding As the wedding day of Gina's mother and Boyle's father dawns, each member of the squad is given a task to complete for the nuptials. (S2 Ep17/23) 
17:00The Goldbergs The Greatest Musical Ever Written Barry makes fun of Adam for taking part in a school musical. Beverly's job as a substitute teacher causes problems for Erica. (S4 Ep8/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Globetrotters When Adam creates a video that makes it look as though he and his friends beat Barry in a game of basketball, Barry demands a rematch in the gym. (S4 Ep9/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Dependence Transcendence Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Cohabitation Experimentation When Amy's flat is flooded, she has to move out while it is repaired and proposes a 'cohabitation experiment' with Sheldon. (S10 Ep4/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks While Grace is busy playing a game of roulette, Lisa tries to steal money from the safe to pay Jamie for Jesse's freedom. Brody finds out that the police are dropping his case. 
19:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Jake & Amy The precinct squad rush to save Peralta and Santiago's wedding day from a major threat. Captain Holt receives an email containing important news. (S5 Ep22/22) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Collaboration Fluctuation Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life. (S10 Ep19/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Recollection Dissipation Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20/24) 
21:00The Twilight Saga: Breaking... Film ...Dawn Part 1: (2011) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner star in the supernatural horror-romance's penultimate chapter. Disturbing events lead to a harrowing birth scene. 
23:20Dracula Untold Film (2014) Violent horror starring Luke Evans, Sarah Gadon and Dominic Cooper. In 12th-century Romania, a prince is captured by Turkish troops and finds himself on a path leading to vampirism. 
01:05New: Married at First Sight USA Brand new series - The Final Decisions: The three couples meet with the experts and make their final decisions. Will they stay married to their spouses or choose to get a divorce? (S6 Ep16) 
02:55The Big Bang Theory The Helium Insufficiency Sheldon and Leonard struggle to find the supplies they need for an experiment. Penny and Bernadette download a dating app for Amy. (S9 Ep6/24) 
03:15The Big Bang Theory The Spock Resonance While being interviewed for a documentary on Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7/24) 
03:35The Big Bang Theory The Occupation Recalibration Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13/24) 
03:50The Big Bang Theory The Table Polarization Leonard buys a dining table for the flat, but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16/24) 
04:15Mike & Molly Mike Can't Read After learning that Joyce gave up her artistic pastimes when she became a mother, Molly decides she and Mike need to pursue new hobbies before becoming parents. (S3 Ep17) 
04:35Mike & Molly Molly's Out of Town When Molly is out of town for a conference, Mike misses her so much that he succumbs to the lure of junk food. Meanwhile, Carl hears some heart-breaking news. (S3 Ep18) 
04:55Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's wee sister has been let loose on the internet resulting in some very cheeky, if a bit less rude, video clips. Featuring the best golf fail ever and some dancing squirrels. 
06:00Hollyoaks Lily gets upset because she can't understand why Prince has been acting up recently. Romeo tells Lily that Prince is having an affair, and when she confronts him there's a huge argument.