This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, December 13 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Darren brings Jack back from hospital, while Luke is still obsessing over Mark Gibbs. Sienna thinks Joel is working with Warren and lashes out when he takes Sebastian for a walk. 
06:30Hollyoaks Grace can't resist Glenn's charms. Sienna plans a day out, but all is not as it seems when Maggie and Joel find Sienna. Luke puts on a front but has a sinister plan involving Mark. 
07:00Charmed Y Tu Mummy Tambien Phoebe falls into the clutches of Jeric, a demon who is searching for the perfect body that he will mummify to hold the spirit of Isis, his dead lover. 
08:00Charmed The Importance of Being Phoebe After kidnapping Phoebe, Cole sends a shapeshifter to assume her identity and help him manipulate Piper and Paige into giving him ownership of the manor. 
09:00Rules of Engagement Nature Calls The group take a trip to Vermont to admire the autumn foliage, but Audrey and Adam get into an embarrassing situation with some poison ivy during a hike. 
09:30Rules of Engagement Shy Dial Jeff has been ringing Audrey using an app on his phone that automatically puts his calls through to her voicemail. Liz continues to pursue Timmy. 
10:00black-ish Sister, Sister When Rainbow's sister, reality TV star Santamonica, visits town, Rainbow wonders if they have anything in common. Zoey has a suggestion for Dre. (S3 Ep21/24) 
10:30black-ish All Groan Up Zoey gets into several colleges around the country, so Dre and Rainbow feel sentimental as they wonder what family life will be like without her. (S3 Ep22/24) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Something Blue At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney overhears Ted and Robin discussing a secret. He wheedles it out of them and learns that they have split up. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Wait for It... Robin shows up with a new date, Gael (guest star Enrique Iglesias), which prompts Ted to move on by dating fun-loving Amy (guest star Mandy Moore). 
12:00New Girl What About Fred? Jess starts dating an unimpressive guy, but she soon falls in love with his perfect parents. Nick and Schmidt argue over how to run the bar. (S5 Ep2/22) 
12:30New Girl Jury Duty Jess is excited when she reports for jury duty, Cece's messy habits around the flat push Nick over the edge, and Winston tries to hang a painting. (S5 Ep3/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Relationship Diremption Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of String Theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Anything Can Happen Recurrence Penny and Leonard distract Sheldon from his career problems by reinstating Anything Can Happen Thursday. Raj asks for Howard's advice. (S7 Ep21/24) 
14:00Kevin Can Wait Kevin's Good Story Kevin finds himself in trouble when Donna hears he borrowed Goody's heroic cop story to bail himself out for forgetting his wedding anniversary. (Ep5/24) 
14:30Kevin Can Wait Beat the Parents When a new family move into the area, Kevin and Donna encourage Jack to play with their son, but they fail to hit it off with the boy's parents. (Ep6/24) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother Ten Sessions Ted is turned down for a date by Stella, his dermatologist, and starts being pleasant to her receptionist Abby (Britney Spears) to get on her good side. 
15:30How I Met Your Mother The Bracket Barney tries to track down a mystery female who is warning other women not to sleep with him, but the list of potential candidates is long. 
16:00New Girl Sam, Again Jess applies to work at a progressive school but learns the head teacher is dating her ex. When Nick gets a cold, Schmidt quarantines the gang. (S5 Ep13/22) 
16:30New Girl 300 Feet Jess tries to clear her name when she is served with a restraining order by her ex-boyfriend. Nick and Schmidt plot against the owner of a new bar. (S5 Ep14/22) 
17:00Kevin Can Wait Choke Doubt Kevin brags about saving a man from choking on a snack after seeing how much attention his brother Kyle gets for saving a cat from a burning building. (Ep15/24) 
17:30Kevin Can Wait The Back Out Kevin and Donna befriend Peter and Jackie, a local chiropractor and his wife, but things go painfully awry when Kevin calls in at Peter's surgery. (Ep16/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Expedition Approximation Sheldon and Raj see if they could survive a dark-matter research expedition in a salt mine by simulating the conditions in a steam tunnel. (S8 Ep6/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Misinterpretation Agitation A smitten doctor turns up at Penny's door after her flirtatious sales techniques on behalf of the pharmaceutical company work too well. (S8 Ep7/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Diane begs Tony to open up but he's busy preparing for his fancy dress throwback party. Cindy tries her luck with Tony, and an old face returns. Tom and Holly do some detective work. 
19:30Baby Daddy: Merry Christmas It's a Wonderful Emma Feeling grumpy about all the fuss and upheaval surrounding the yuletide season, Ben makes a wish that Christmas had never existed. (S4 Ep22/22) 
20:00The Three Musketeers Film (2011) Period adventure. Matthew Macfadyen, Ray Stevenson and Luke Evans star in this steampunk retelling of Alexandre Dumas's swashbuckling tale of deception and bravery in 1600s France. 
22:15Gogglebox the Best Bits Some of the best and funniest moments from the latest series of Gogglebox, including Culinary Genius, BGT, Line of Duty, Cruising with Jane McDonald, University Challenge and First Dates. 
23:20The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Isotope Leonard is devastated when Stuart from the comic book shop chats Penny up. Even worse, she doesn't mind. Sheldon tries to scupper the budding romance. (S2 Ep20/23) 
23:50The Big Bang Theory The Vegas Renormalization Leonard and Raj take a heartbroken Howard to Las Vegas, leaving Sheldon locked out of his flat and forced to stay with Penny. (S2 Ep21/23) 
00:20Rude Tube: Cats v Dogs Rude Tube presents the ultimate countdown between cats and dogs, featuring a handyman cat, a dog at the barbers and a woman who believes she's a cat. (S10 Ep9/10) 
01:20Gogglebox Britain's most opinionated TV viewers reveal what they really think about various programmes including Children in Need, Poirot, Fear of Flying Caught on Camera and more. (S2 Ep9/13) [SL] 
02:10The Inbetweeners Will Is Home Alone Will's mum is off on a weekend with an old friend. Will is left home alone and the other boys take advantage of the situation. It's all fun until the morning. (S3 Ep5/6) [SL] 
02:40The Inbetweeners The Camping Trip Will draws on his scouting experience to cope with the last trip he's organised for the boys before they go their separate ways, but the others are unprepared. (S3 Ep6/6) [SL] 
03:10First Dates Hotel Fred's guests looking for love in the south of France include Peter, who was born to deaf parents and didn't learn to talk until he was seven. Can he now speak the language of love? (Ep4/6) 
04:05black-ish Sister, Sister When Rainbow's sister, reality TV star Santamonica, visits town, Rainbow wonders if they have anything in common. Zoey has a suggestion for Dre. (S3 Ep21/24) 
04:25black-ish All Groan Up Zoey gets into several colleges around the country, so Dre and Rainbow feel sentimental as they wonder what family life will be like without her. (S3 Ep22/24) 
04:45Charmed Y Tu Mummy Tambien Phoebe falls into the clutches of Jeric, a demon who is searching for the perfect body that he will mummify to hold the spirit of Isis, his dead lover. 
06:00Hollyoaks Grace can't resist Glenn's charms. Sienna plans a day out, but all is not as it seems when Maggie and Joel find Sienna. Luke puts on a front but has a sinister plan involving Mark.