This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, February 15 2019

06:00Hollyoaks There's a desperate situation for one family as the gunshot victim is revealed. Cleo is asked on a date, and Sinead, Laurie, Sienna and Brody play a game of truth or dare. 
06:30Hollyoaks Liberty discovers a surprising secret from Sami's past. The McQueen family do all they can to get Bobby in to private school. 
07:00Coach Trip: Road to Barcelona Brand new series: After the mother of all votes last night, the tourists wake up to an eerie calm. Brendan gees them all up with quirky water sports and a sticky honey massage. (Ep14/30) 
07:30Celebrity Coach Trip The final day of the celeb road trip sees the coach roll into the tourist mecca of Benidorm. There's a trip to a water park, dancing, and an emotional final vote. (Ep10) 
08:00Rules of Engagement House Money Audrey convinces Jeff that they should do something fun with the money he made from selling his car, but her idea soon leads to trouble. 
08:30Rules of Engagement Flirting Jeff takes Russell's advice and flirts with a female colleague but is horrified to discover she is keen on having an affair with him. Russell sends Timmy to find his lost phone. 
09:00Melissa & Joey From Russia with Love When Joe's Russian girlfriend Elena comes to visit she soon starts to monopolise him, leaving no time for his domestic duties, which irritates Mel. (S2 Ep14/15) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Mel Marries Joe Joe offers to marry Elena in order to keep her in the USA, but a shocked Mel refuses to take part in the scheme until circumstances force her to get involved. (S2 Ep15/15) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Fuzzyboots Corollary Leonard is depressed when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, and he actually summons up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3/17) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Luminous Fish Effect Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4/17) 
11:00The Goldbergs DannyDonnieJoeyJonJordan Adam and Barry find Erica's old collection of New Kids on the Block memorabilia in the cluttered garage and tease her mercilessly. (S2 Ep10/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs The Darryl Dawkins Dance As the school dance approaches, Erica asks Beverly to help her find Barry a date to keep him away from her best friend Lainey. (S2 Ep11/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Gray Star Mutual A fire destroys Boyle's food truck, Diaz helps Santiago pick her wedding dress, while Gina and Jeffords coach Holt in the art of social media. (S5 Ep18/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bachelor/ette Party Boyle organises an elaborate scavenger hunt for Peralta's bachelor party, but the guys take short cuts that throw the event into disarray. (S5 Ep19/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Cushion Saturation A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Terminator Decoupling Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17/23) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Something Happened Mel desperately tries to act like a cool aunt after discovering that Lennox and Zander have taken their relationship to the next level. (S3 Ep9/16) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Family Feud Mel and Joe co-host local TV show Good Morning Toledo for a week, which Mel thinks will help her to gain votes, and their comedic bickering makes them a hit. (S3 Ep10/16) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween On a very busy Halloween night, Santiago - who detests the holiday - is forced to put on a fancy dress costume and go undercover on a street patrol with Boyle. (S1 Ep6/22) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine 48 Hours Peralta jumps the gun and makes an arrest without enough evidence, leaving himself only 48 hours to collect the proof he needs before the suspect is released. (S1 Ep7/22) 
16:00The Goldbergs Just Say No As the presidential election approaches, Erica is shocked to discover that Beverly always votes for the political candidate that Murray favours. (S2 Ep20/24) 
16:30The Goldbergs As You Wish Murray is interested when Adam tells him that he wants to take up a new activity at school, until he discovers the chosen sport is fencing. (S2 Ep21/24) 
17:00Shipwrecked Brand new series: Recovering from the beach party, both tribes work hard to make their island the most desirable. There's life drawing, backflips, trust games, spas and snogs. (Ep14/15) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Gothowitz Deviation Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Pirate Solution Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Hollyoaks High is hosting an 'inspiration' fundraising ball. Everyone dresses up as iconic and inspirational people, but one resident crashes the party and reveals a huge secret in public. 
19:30New: Coach Trip: Road to Barcelona Brand new series: Brendan treats the group to another of his Friday Twists and a double dose of fresh tourists. The coach rolls into Italy, where there's a bizarre dancing lesson. (Ep15/30) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Matrimonial Momentum Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Separation Oscillation Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2/24) 
21:00New: Shipwrecked: The Finale Brand new series: After weeks of battling, the Tigers and Sharks are about to face a final emotional beach party, and find out who will be the winner of Shipwrecked 2019. (Ep15/15) 
22:00Rick and Morty [adult swim] Pilot Acclaimed animation following drunken scientist Rick and his easily influenced grandson Morty as they split their time between family life and inter-dimensional travels. (S1 Ep1/11) 
22:35Rick and Morty [adult swim] Lawnmower Dog Rick builds a device to make the family dog Snuffles more intelligent but things go awry. Rick and Morty invade the dreams of Morty's maths teacher Mr Goldenfold. (S1 Ep2/11) 
23:05New: The Robot Chicken Walking... ...Dead Special: Look Who's Walking (adult swim): Brand new: Horror drama The Walking Dead gets a warped reboot in this special edition of the stop-motion animation popular culture parody. 
23:35The Sex Clinic Brand new series: Best buddies JJ and Patrick are worried about the consequences of a recent threesome, and Lydia thinks the last guy she slept with might have put her at risk. (Ep3) 
00:40The Big Bang Theory The Proton Resurgence Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22/24) 
01:10The Big Bang Theory The Love Spell Potential When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23/24) 
01:40First Dates: Valentine's Special Comedian Vince, who usually only gets a Valentine's card from his mum, meets Brigette Bardot lookalike Anna. Elaine's looking for a twinkle-toed gentleman. Does Steve have the right moves? 
02:35Shipwrecked: The Finale Brand new series: After weeks of battling, the Tigers and Sharks are about to face a final emotional beach party, and find out who will be the winner of Shipwrecked 2019. (Ep15/15) 
03:30The Big Bang Theory The Fuzzyboots Corollary Leonard is depressed when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, and he actually summons up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3/17) 
03:55The Big Bang Theory The Luminous Fish Effect Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4/17) 
04:15Rules of Engagement House Money Audrey convinces Jeff that they should do something fun with the money he made from selling his car, but her idea soon leads to trouble. 
04:35Rules of Engagement Flirting Jeff takes Russell's advice and flirts with a female colleague but is horrified to discover she is keen on having an affair with him. Russell sends Timmy to find his lost phone. 
06:00Rules of Engagement The Four Pillars Adam struggles to take an engagement photo that he likes, while Jeff and Audrey decide to attend a relationship counselling session.