This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, February 28 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Luke suggests moving in with Mandy, but what will that mean for her affair with Darren? Louis and Simone clash over money, and Ste is worried that Leah is going to reveal a big secret. 
06:30Hollyoaks Darren and Mandy make excuses for their absence, while an old friend returns with a present for Tony. But the friendship soon turns sour. 
07:00Coach Trip: Final Week: Road... ...to Tenerife: Brand new series: The tourists are up bright and early for a morning of rock climbing and a personal growth workshop with horses. (Ep37/40) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother The Goat Barney and Robin wake up in bed together and make a pact not to mention that they've had sex. Lily rescues a goat, while Ted celebrates his 30th birthday. 
08:00Baby Daddy The Dating Game Tucker finds Zoey snooping around his apartment and assumes she is there for him, so he takes it upon himself to ask her out. (S5 Ep5/20) 
08:30Baby Daddy Never Ben Jealous When Danny finds out that Ben is still Riley's emergency contact, he acts as if Ben and Riley's relationship didn't count. (S5 Ep6/20) 
09:00Melissa & Joey More Than Roommates Joe inherits an ugly chair from his grandma and is pleased to be able to bring a piece of his life into Mel's home at last, but Mel doesn't agree. (S4 Ep14/21) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Accidents Will Happen Mel thinks she might be pregnant but is unsure about whether to share the tidings with Joe because he's busy preparing for a major business pitch. (S4 Ep15/21) 
10:00How I Met Your Mother Everything Must Go Abby (Britney Spears) reveals that she's the saboteur warning other women to stay away from Barney, but she and Barney make up over a shared dislike of Ted. 
10:30How I Met Your Mother Miracles Ted is knocked over by a taxi after trying to break up with Stella. On his way to the hospital, Barney is also knocked over and breaks every bone in his body. 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween IV On Halloween night, the squad members follow precinct tradition and compete for the title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius. (S4 Ep5/22) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Monster in the Closet When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad members try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago's careful direction. (S4 Ep6/22) 
12:00The Goldbergs I Heart Video Dating Erica and Lainey try to set Bill up with a 'woman of interest' by using new video dating technology. Barry decides to become a gym teacher. (S4 Ep2/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs George! George Glass! Adam risks bodily harm during a game of paintball to impress his latest crush, and Erica pretends she has a college-aged boyfriend. (S4 Ep3/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Friendship Algorithm Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Financial Permeability When Sheldon lends Penny some money, it brings her ex-boyfriend Kurt back into her life, with negative consequences for the gang. (S2 Ep14/23) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Let's Get It Started Joe wants Mel to stop using birth control so they can start a family, but she's unsure about whether she's ready for the responsibility. (S5 Ep5/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Failure to Communicate The family gathers around the laptop to video chat with Ryder in New Orleans on his 18th birthday, but the computer suddenly crashes. (S5 Ep6/22) 
15:00Baby Daddy Unholy Matrimony Ben poses as Brad, Bonnie's absent husband, when her friends from work refuse to believe that she has an attractive, younger partner. (S5 Ep15/20) 
15:30Baby Daddy Double Date Double Down Ben and Riley get more than they bargained for by dating older partners, so they plot to get out of their respective relationships. (S5 Ep16/20) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Last Ride Peralta and Boyle go to extremes to catch a bike thief. Diaz soothes Jeffords' ego after a professional setback. Santiago spends time with Holt. (S4 Ep15/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Moo Moo Jeffords aims to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas. (S4 Ep16/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs Snow Day Adam and Barry take advantage of Murray when they discover that he has a fear of snow. Erica isn't pleased when Beverly finds her college application. (S4 Ep12/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Agassi Adam tries to join the school tennis team to stay close to his best friend Chad, while Beverly helps Erica to get through her post-break-up depression. (S4 Ep13/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation Leonard's attempts to woo Penny are constantly thwarted. Sheldon heads to Texas after learning his friends meddled with his expedition data. (S3 Ep1/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Jiminy Conjecture Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Mandy becomes jealous of Darren and Nancy, while Cindy starts a new venture. She goes to Tom for 20,000 but he turns her down - how will she get the money now? 
19:30New: Coach Trip: Final Week... ...Road to Tenerife: Brand new series: The coach finally arrives in Tenerife. The group go camel trekking. With only two votes left, will factions start to form within the group? (Ep38/40) 
20:00New: The Goldbergs Brand new series - We Didn't Start the Fire: Erica tells Beverly she is going to spend the first night of Hanukkah with Geoff and his family. Pops advises Barry on how to be cool. (S5 Ep10) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Matrimonial Metric: Sheldon and Amy secretly test their friends to see who is the most qualified to act as best man and maid of honour at their wedding. (S11 Ep12/24) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: It's mini-break time as the celebs head off to Cape Verde. Sam has to tell Tammy and Emilia about each other. Laurence and Daniel vie for Gemma's affections. (S4 Ep19/20) 
22:00New: Don't Tell the Bride Ireland Brand new series: For his wedding reception, groom Paddy transforms a tent in a country pub car park into a mock-up of the Australian bar where he and bride-to-be Breda first met. (S7 Ep3) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Junior Professor Solution When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension is brewing between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The First Pitch Insufficiency Howard's nervous when Nasa ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3/24) 
00:00First Dates Will glamorous dental nurse Cece make the heart of DJ Collins skip a beat? And science technician Ian has never been on a date; can he find a spark with shy nursery nurse Stacie? (S9 Ep2) 
01:10Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: It's mini-break time as the celebs head off to Cape Verde. Sam has to tell Tammy and Emilia about each other. Laurence and Daniel vie for Gemma's affections. (S4 Ep19/20) 
02:15Don't Tell the Bride Ireland Brand new series: For his wedding reception, groom Paddy transforms a tent in a country pub car park into a mock-up of the Australian bar where he and bride-to-be Breda first met. (S7 Ep3) 
03:05The Goldbergs Brand new series - We Didn't Start the Fire: Erica tells Beverly she is going to spend the first night of Hanukkah with Geoff and his family. Pops advises Barry on how to be cool. (S5 Ep10) 
03:30Timeless Pilot US sci-fi drama in which an unlikely team must travel through time to protect the past from a criminal mastermind who aims to change the course of history. (S1 Ep1/16) 
04:15How I Met Your Mother Everything Must Go Abby (Britney Spears) reveals that she's the saboteur warning other women to stay away from Barney, but she and Barney make up over a shared dislike of Ted. 
04:35Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's wee sister has trawled the internet resulting in some very cheeky, if a bit less rude, video clips. Featuring Geordie Pants Man and the angriest guitar player in the world. 
05:00Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's wee sister has run riot on the internet resulting in some very cheeky, if a bit less rude, video clips. There's some amazing Christmas lights and Ozzy the tightrope-walking dog. 
06:00Hollyoaks Darren and Mandy make excuses for their absence, while an old friend returns with a present for Tony. But the friendship soon turns sour.