This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, January 29 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Brody and Damon are confused by Scott's behaviour and Grace wants to celebrate Trevor's 40th birthday, despite Glenn's opinion. Zack and Holly fall out over Harry. 
06:30Hollyoaks Milo shuts the door on Dirk, but Dirk doesn't want to give up without a fight. And Glenn is furious with Grace. 
07:00Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: The coach arrives in Lisbon, where Brendan takes the tourists skateboarding and for a budget-busting helicopter ride over the Portuguese capital. (Ep15/40) 
07:30All Star Driving School Vicky Pattison, Tattoo Fixer Sketch and Geordie Shore's Nathan Henry meet the instructors before hitting the roads of Essex to embark on an intensive driving course. (Ep6) 
08:00Baby Daddy Lights! Camera! No Action! Tucker arranges for Danny to be interviewed on a television chat show. Ben and Riley have a misunderstanding over Angela. (S3 Ep3/21) 
08:30Baby Daddy Bonnie's Unreal Estate Riley's company is hired to represent a preacher whose life is tainted by a scandal. Bonnie's new career in real estate hits problems. (S3 Ep4/21) 
09:00Melissa & Joey The Settlement Mel and Joe face some difficult decisions after Joe comes into some money. A small leak in the ceiling grows into a huge problem for Mel. (S1 Ep30/30) 
09:30Melissa & Joey I Can Manage When Mel feels the pressure of balancing her home renovations with her duties at work, Joe convinces her to put him in charge of construction. (S2 Ep1/15) 
10:00How I Met Your Mother The Limo On a determined quest to locate the perfect New Year's Eve celebration, Ted takes his friends to five different parties in order to find the best one. (S1 Ep11/22) 
10:30How I Met Your Mother The Wedding Ted is relieved when Robin agrees to go with him to his friends' wedding and thinks his luck is changing. The bridal couple, however, don't fare so well. (S1 Ep12/22) 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Lockdown Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving because Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7/23) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine USPIS While trying to catch a drug dealer, Peralta and Boyle join forces with Agent Jack Danger, a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service. (S2 Ep8/23) 
12:00The Goldbergs Big Baby Ball When Mr Meller singles out Adam during dodgeball, Beverly intervenes and gets him fired. But then Murray and Adam see Meller in a new light. (S2 Ep6/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs A Goldberg Thanksgiving Beverly challenges Erica to participate in Jazzercise after Erica says her mum's obsession is sad. Marvin visits at Thanksgiving. (S2 Ep7/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Property Division Collision Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions into two separate households but tension ensues. (S10 Ep10/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Birthday Synchronicity Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted as Bernadette goes into labour. (S10 Ep11/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Pretty Big Liars When Ryder decides to invest in stocks and shares, he turns to Joe for advice, but Joe thinks that Ryder's choice of investment is a poor one. (S2 Ep10/15) 
14:30Melissa & Joey A Pair of Sneakers Mel's attempts to teach Lennox how to drive don't go very well, but when Joe offers to take over the lessons, Mel refuses to allow it. (S2 Ep11/15) 
15:00Baby Daddy Play It Again, Bonnie A lovesick Bonnie realises how much she misses her ex-boyfriend Brad, so she turns to Tucker for help in arranging a reunion. (S3 Ep13/21) 
15:30Baby Daddy Livin' on a Prom: When Bonnie goes on strike because she feels unappreciated, Ben tries to get back into her good books by taking her to a Bon Jovi concert. (S3 Ep14/21) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Boyle-Linetti Wedding As the wedding day of Gina's mother and Boyle's father dawns, each member of the squad is given a task to complete for the nuptials. (S2 Ep17/23) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Captain Peralta Peralta's father, an airline pilot who hasn't played a big part in his life, comes to town. Holt sets the squad an impossible brain teaser. (S2 Ep18/23) 
17:00The Goldbergs The Lost Boy Murray takes Adam to a Phillies baseball game and lets him leave his seat on his own for the first time, but Adam gets lost in the stadium. (S2 Ep16/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs The Adam Bomb Erica's inspired to put college on hold to pursue a singing career. Adam and Barry get into an epic prank war started by an April Fools' Day joke. (S2 Ep17/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Recollection Dissipation Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Separation Agitation Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Cindy is shocked to discover that Glenn is Grace's boyfriend, while Misbah is furious when she realises that Imran sold her necklace to buy a new bike. 
19:30New: Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: In Lisbon, Brendan takes the group to a mosaic-making workshop before upping the energy levels with a parkour class. (Ep16/40) 
20:00Transformers: Dark of the Moon Film (2011) The third movie in the sci-fi action franchise. The discovery of a spacecraft on the dark side of the moon sparks another violent battle between the Autobots and the Decepticons. 
23:05Gogglebox The TV viewers' opinions on: The Apprentice, Spider House, Countdown, The X-Factor and the News, including Robbie Williams filming his wife's labour and the Queen's first tweet. (S4 Ep5/12) 
00:10The Big Bang Theory The Stag Convergence Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22/24) 
00:40The Big Bang Theory The Launch Acceleration When Nasa informs Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23/24) 
01:10Tattoo Fixers Brand new series: Sketch de-thrones self-proclaimed king Dan. Alice cooks up a treat for ex-chef Melody. Jay helps Az make a wise choice as he moves on from his problematic past. (S4 Ep11) 
02:15First Dates The First Dates restaurant welcomes another batch of singletons as the series returns. Sparks fly between dancers Frankie and Muhala, while Kate and Liam have a lot in common. (S3 Ep1/6) 
03:15First Dates Abroad In Canada, 26-year-old nurse Marquie is used to getting the pick of the guys. Will 23-year-old charmer Jordan, an estate agent, make her work for a second date? (Ep13/14) 
03:40Celebs Go Dating It's blindfolds on as the celebs get all touchy-feely at the agents' sensory dating event. Charlotte heads to Blackpool to work out her Frankie dilemma. (S3 Ep16/19) 
04:30Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister returns for more mischievous clips. Featuring the most badass dog, the coolest man and the cheekiest monkeys on the web. 
04:55How I Met Your Mother The Limo On a determined quest to locate the perfect New Year's Eve celebration, Ted takes his friends to five different parties in order to find the best one. (S1 Ep11/22) 
05:15How I Met Your Mother The Wedding Ted is relieved when Robin agrees to go with him to his friends' wedding and thinks his luck is changing. The bridal couple, however, don't fare so well. (S1 Ep12/22) 
06:00Hollyoaks Milo shuts the door on Dirk, but Dirk doesn't want to give up without a fight. And Glenn is furious with Grace.