This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, April 9 2020

06:00Rules of Engagement Flirting with Disaster When Jeff's snoring finally becomes unbearable, Audrey decides that they should sleep in separate bedrooms, but Jeff soon takes advantage of the situation. 
06:30Rules of Engagement Audrey's Sister Audrey's sister Barbara has problems in her marriage and turns to her sibling for help, but while she is around, Russell tries his hardest to woo her. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother The Exploding Meatball Sub Marshall's decision to quit his job at the bank and take a volunteer position at an environmental organisation affects the whole gang. (S6 Ep20/24) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Hopeless Barney is determined to show his dad that it was a mistake to have given up his former life of wild partying, drinking and sleeping around. (S6 Ep21/24) 
08:00Melissa & Joey Up Close and Personal When a reporter doing a profile on Mel discovers she has a male nanny working for her, the focus of the story shifts onto Joe. (S1 Ep7/30) 
08:30Melissa & Joey Dancing with the Stars of Toledo Mel agrees to participate in a local Dancing with the Stars-themed charity event to raise money for the at-risk kids that Lennox tutors. (S1 Ep8/30) 
09:00Mike & Molly Three Girls and an Urn Molly meets the best buddy of her dreams when Peggy's childhood friend Kay comes to town for a visit, but Peggy isn't keen on sharing. (S4 Ep14) 
09:30Mike & Molly The Dice Lady Cometh Molly aims to win some extra cash when she and the girls head to a riverboat casino for the weekend. Mike and Vince try to enjoy some college basketball. (S4 Ep15) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Pants Alternative Sheldon has been awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Wheaton Recurrence Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy Wil Wheaton is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19/23) 
11:00The Goldbergs The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook Beverly and Adam appear on a mother-and-son cookery show on public access TV. Barry ruins his college letter of recommendation. (S6 Ep18/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs Eight-bit Goldbergs Adam is thrilled when he is asked to design his own video game for a school project. Beverly frets that Pops is too keen on gambling. (S6 Ep19) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween IV On Halloween night, the squad members follow precinct tradition and compete for the title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius. (S4 Ep5/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Monster in the Closet When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad members try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago's careful direction. (S4 Ep6/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Relationship Diremption Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of String Theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Anything Can Happen Recurrence Penny and Leonard distract Sheldon from his career problems by reinstating Anything Can Happen Thursday. Raj asks for Howard's advice. (S7 Ep21/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Toledo's Next Top Model Lennox seeks Mel's permission when she is asked to become a model. Mel isn't keen on the idea until she finds out how much Lennox could earn. (S1 Ep17/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey The Mel Word When Mel's cousin Emily gets engaged to her girlfriend Bianca, Mel plans their wedding, but it seems one of the brides-to-be has her eye on somebody else. (S1 Ep18/30) 
15:00Mike & Molly Gone Cheatin' Mike and the guys prepare for their annual fishing trip, but the dynamic changes when Carl invites Victoria along, much to Mike's dismay. (S5 Ep4) 
15:30Mike & Molly Molly's Neverending Story Molly's work on numerous drafts of her book begins to annoy Mike and the rest of the family as the project never gets any closer to completion. (S5 Ep5) 
16:00The Goldbergs The Ring An infuriated Beverly confronts her husband when she discovers that her engagement ring is the same one that Murray gave to his former fiancée. (S1 Ep5/23) 
16:30The Goldbergs Who Are You Going to Telephone? Adam abandons Pops at Halloween to go trick-or-treating with a group of cool new friends who are really up to no good. (S1 Ep6/23) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Last Ride Peralta and Boyle go to extremes to catch a bike thief. Diaz soothes Jeffords' ego after a professional setback. Santiago spends time with Holt. (S4 Ep15/22) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Moo Moo Jeffords aims to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas. (S4 Ep16/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Expedition Approximation Sheldon and Raj see if they could survive a dark-matter research expedition in a salt mine by simulating the conditions in a steam tunnel. (S8 Ep6/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Misinterpretation Agitation A smitten doctor turns up at Penny's door after her flirtatious sales techniques on behalf of the pharmaceutical company work too well. (S8 Ep7/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Favourites Former Hollyoaks star Kieron Richardson revisits the soap's classic villains. Has Lindsey the Gloved Hand Killer met her match in Silas Blissett? 
19:30New: Man with a Plan Brand new series - King for a Day: Adam is determined to figure out what Andi's hiding when he discovers she's been keeping secrets from him for his own good. (S2 Ep17) 
20:00Young Sheldon Brand new series - A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub: Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife, June. Sheldon is forced to work on a group project with reluctant college students. (S3 Ep15) 
20:30New: Young Sheldon Brand new series - Pasadena: Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time. Also, Georgie is furious when Mary listens in on a phone call with his girlfriend. (S3 Ep16) 
21:00New: Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - The Jimmy Jab Games: Competitive juices are flowing as Jake and the squad compete in the second Jimmy Jab Games. (S7 Ep4) 
21:30New: Maxxx Brand new series - House Party: Team Maxxx get an exclusive invite to one of Don's drug and sex-fuelled music industry parties. Can they turn on the charm and bag Maxxx a record deal? (Ep2) 
22:00Duncanville Undacuva Mutha Animated comedy. In hopes of getting a promotion, Annie tries to fill her parking ticket quota for the month. (Ep3) 
22:30Rick and Morty [adult swim] The Old Man and the Seat Rick is furious to find a secret toilet facility in an idyllic dimension that he's built for his own use has been invaded by an alien. (S4 Ep2) 
23:00New: Mr. Pickles [adult swim] Brand new series: Shövenpucker: With a metal thief loose in Old Town, Tommy and Mr Pickles seek the help of an old superhero, who they come to find has a strange addiction. (S2 Ep4/10) 
23:15New: Robot Chicken [adult swim] Brand new series - Rebel Appliance: A dad has an uncomfortable talk with his daughter about the birds and the bees. The Robot Chicken Nerd takes a trip into The Game of Thrones. (S7 Ep4/20) 
23:30Rick and Morty [adult swim] Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind When 27 Ricks from alternate dimensions are murdered and their respective Mortys are kidnapped, Rick is framed for committing the crimes. (S1 Ep10/11) 
00:00The Big Bang Theory The Hook-Up Reverberation Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4/24) 
00:30The Big Bang Theory The Focus Attenuation The guys attempt to invent something of scientific importance, but only come up with new and enjoyable ways to procrastinate. (S8 Ep5/24) 
01:00Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Jamie's Quick and Easy Food, Our Planet, Britain's Got Talent, Line of Duty, Naked Beach and the News? (S13 Ep9) [SL] 
02:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - The Jimmy Jab Games: Competitive juices are flowing as Jake and the squad compete in the second Jimmy Jab Games. (S7 Ep4) 
02:25Maxxx Brand new series - House Party: Team Maxxx get an exclusive invite to one of Don's drug and sex-fuelled music industry parties. Can they turn on the charm and bag Maxxx a record deal? (Ep2) 
02:55The Big Bang Theory The Pants Alternative Sheldon has been awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18/23) 
03:20The Big Bang Theory The Wheaton Recurrence Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy Wil Wheaton is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19/23) 
03:45How I Met Your Mother The Exploding Meatball Sub Marshall's decision to quit his job at the bank and take a volunteer position at an environmental organisation affects the whole gang. (S6 Ep20/24) 
04:10How I Met Your Mother Hopeless Barney is determined to show his dad that it was a mistake to have given up his former life of wild partying, drinking and sleeping around. (S6 Ep21/24) 
04:35Rules of Engagement Flirting with Disaster When Jeff's snoring finally becomes unbearable, Audrey decides that they should sleep in separate bedrooms, but Jeff soon takes advantage of the situation. 
05:00Rules of Engagement Audrey's Sister Audrey's sister Barbara has problems in her marriage and turns to her sibling for help, but while she is around, Russell tries his hardest to woo her. 
06:00Rules of Engagement Guy Code A puzzled Audrey learns all about the mysterious 'guy code' when Jeff decides it's time to share a juicy secret about a new friend with her.