This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, January 31 2020

06:00Hollyoaks John Paul skips his first day as deputy headteacher to help his ex, James. Jordan shares a piece of home with Juliet but has sinister plans. An intruder at Hollyoaks High attacks Nancy. 
06:30Hollyoaks Darren invites Toby and Celeste on a night out with him and Mandy, but Toby worries that Mandy knows too much about them from the night when she was spiked. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Drumroll, Please Ted meets a woman at a wedding. They agree that romance at weddings is false and decide not to swap numbers or surnames. Will Ted stick to their deal? (S1 Ep13/22) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Game Night Marshall invents a new game - Marshgammon - after winning previous game nights. Unfortunately no one but Marshall understands how to play it. (S1 Ep15/22) 
08:00Baby Daddy A Wheeler Family Christmas Outing Ben tries to bring everyone together for Emma's first Christmas photo, including his dad Ray, who's been keeping a secret. (S1 Ep9/10) 
08:30Baby Daddy Something Borrowed, Something Ben Riley organises a wedding for her friends Katie and Dave but is horrified when Ben invites his wild pal Gene to the event. (S1 Ep10/10) 
09:00Young Sheldon Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum. Meemaw has a jumble sale in her garage. (S2 Ep7/22) 
09:30Young Sheldon An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game. George Sr gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel from the garage. (S2 Ep8/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Spock Resonance While being interviewed for a documentary on Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Mystery Date Observation While Amy's out on a date with a mystery man, Sheldon enlists Howard and Raj to help find a new girlfriend by posting online. (S9 Ep8/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Van People Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to drive. Adam is voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook but when he objects he is suspended. (S2 Ep13/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs Barry Goldberg's Day Off Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. (S2 Ep14/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Box Captain Holt sacrifices an evening at the opera to help Peralta carry out an interrogation in the hope of getting a confession from a stubborn suspect. (S5 Ep14/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Puzzle Master Peralta and Santiago investigate arson attacks connected to a crossword puzzle author. Gina helps Holt with his Commissioner presentation. (S5 Ep15/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Precious Fragmentation The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, while Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum. (S3 Ep17/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Pants Alternative Sheldon has been awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18/23) 
14:00Baby Daddy All's Flair in Love and War Tucker's girlfriend Vanessa gets an assistant manager position at Ben's bar and makes Ben's life miserable with ridiculous hours. (S2 Ep9/16) 
14:30Baby Daddy Test Anxiety Ben's feelings are hurt when Riley wants to talk to Danny and not him about her bar exam woes, but she finally confides in him. (S2 Ep10/16) 
15:00Young Sheldon Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary Thinking she may be expecting, Mary secretly buys a pregnancy test with Meemaw. Sheldon takes up the violin. (S2 Ep17/22) 
15:30Young Sheldon A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow Sheldon moves in with Dr Sturgis for a night to see what it would be like to leave home and go to college. (S2 Ep18/22) 
16:00The Goldbergs Bill/Murray Adam and Beverly decide to create a music video to help Erica's application to Julliard stand out, while Murray bonds with Lainey's dad Bill. (S2 Ep23/24) 
16:30The Goldbergs Goldbergs Feel Hard Erica is accepted into a summer arts school but Murray struggles to express pride in her achievement. Barry becomes the school mascot. (S2 Ep24/24) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hitchcock & Scully Peralta and Boyle revisit an old case of Hitchcock and Scully's from the 1980s. Limited resources at the precinct building cause tension. (S6 Ep2/18) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Tattler Peralta and Gina attend their 20-year high school reunion. Boyle helps Diaz with a decision. A radio show mystery sound contest baffles the guys. (S6 Ep3/18) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Hot Troll Deviation An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back his ex-girlfriend Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. (S4 Ep4/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Desperation Emanation Leonard realises he's the only one of the gang with no girlfriend. Sheldon wants to get rid of his when she hatches a plan for him to meet her mother. (S4 Ep5/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Toby and Celeste plan a housewarming party, in the hope of discovering secrets about their neighbours. Walter plays cupid for Mitchell, but Anita Tinkle is never far from Mitchell's mind. 
19:30New: Celebrity Come Dine with Me Brand new series: Made in Chelsea's Mark Francis hosts the final night with a menu inspired by his Italian heritage with unpronounceable courses and the finest high-end ingredients. (Ep5/5) 
20:00Junior Bake Off Harry Hill hosts Pastry Day, in which the young bakers must contend with a fiddly Technical before creating choux pastry animals jam-packed with delicious fillings. (Ep5/15) 
21:00Celebrity Gogglebox From This Morning to 8 Days To the Moon and Back, what do Loyle Carner, Shaun Ryder, Bez, Chris Kamara, Olly Alexander, Oti Mabuse and other famous faces think of our top telly? (Ep5) 
22:00Gogglebox: Celebrity Special... ...for SU2C: Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne, Danny and Dani Dyer, Dele Alli and Eric Dier, and Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy take to their sofas in aid of SUTC. (S12 Ep8) 
23:10Rick and Morty [adult swim] Claw and Hoarder Special Ricktim's Morty: Rick promises Morty he can get a new companion: his very own flying, fire-breathing dragon. Jerry meets a mysterious talking cat. (S4 Ep4) 
23:40New: Mr. Pickles [adult swim] Brand new series - The Cheeseman: The Goodmans go on a family camping trip, during which Tommy learns all about the frightening legend of The Cheeseman. (S1 Ep4/10) 
23:55Robot Chicken [adult swim] Hermie Nursery in: Seafood Sensation: Robot Chicken puts together a musical number starring Offred and Commander Waterford from The Handmaid's Tale. (S10 Ep4/10) 
00:10Rick and Morty [adult swim] The ABCs of Beth Rick and Beth visit Froopyland, an imaginary world that Rick created for Beth during her childhood. Jerry dates an alien warrior priestess. (S3 Ep9/10) 
00:40The Big Bang Theory The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5/23) 
01:10The Big Bang Theory The Cornhusker Vortex Sheldon teaches Leonard about football so that he can fit in with Penny's friends, but Leonard alienates the group with his new knowledge. (S3 Ep6/23) 
01:40Brooklyn Nine-Nine Boyle-Linetti Wedding As the wedding day of Gina's mother and Boyle's father dawns, each member of the squad is given a task to complete for the nuptials. (S2 Ep17/23) 
02:05Brooklyn Nine-Nine Captain Peralta Peralta's father, an airline pilot who hasn't played a big part in his life, comes to town. Holt sets the squad an impossible brain teaser. (S2 Ep18/23) 
02:30Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Match of the Day, The Andrew Marr Show, Sex Robots and Us, The Sky at Night, Change Your Tune, Marcella and Made in Yorkshire? (S11 Ep8) 
03:25Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Brand new series: Sketch invalidates Kieran's raunchy request. Alice spices up superfan Hugo's life. Pash covers Shelly's preposterous poem. Uzzi reins in Craig's horrible horse. (S6 Ep13) [SL] 
04:20The Big Bang Theory The Spock Resonance While being interviewed for a documentary on Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7/24) 
04:45The Big Bang Theory The Mystery Date Observation While Amy's out on a date with a mystery man, Sheldon enlists Howard and Raj to help find a new girlfriend by posting online. (S9 Ep8/24) 
05:10How I Met Your Mother Drumroll, Please Ted meets a woman at a wedding. They agree that romance at weddings is false and decide not to swap numbers or surnames. Will Ted stick to their deal? (S1 Ep13/22) 
06:00Rude(ish) Tube Shorts Rude Tube's naughty little sister presents another edition of clips. Featuring a Zombie prank, cats singing the Star Wars theme, a hilarious pee prank and an escaped honey badger.