This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, September 24 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Maxine shocks Sienna with her latest stunt to make herself look ill. James presents Maxine and Damon with a harsh reality and Marnie plays matchmaker for her son. 
06:30Hollyoaks Maxine's lies may unravel when James Nightingale asks to see her full medical records. Sienna is furious when Liberty puts her future family plans in jeopardy to help Maxine and Damon. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Sandcastles in the Sand Robin rekindles a spark with an ex-boyfriend who dumped her as a teenager for a girl whose parents had installed a swimming pool. (S3 Ep16/20) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother The Goat Barney and Robin wake up in bed together and make a pact not to mention that they've had sex. Lily rescues a goat, while Ted celebrates his 30th birthday. (S3 Ep17/20) 
08:00Melissa & Joey House Broken Mel wants to get a dog for the household, but Joe is not in favour of the idea and argues that he will be the one who gets stuck with taking care of it. (S4 Ep6/21) 
08:30Melissa & Joey Couples Therapy Mel persuades Joe to attend couples' therapy as they are always arguing, but she's caught off guard when the therapist turns out to be his ex-girlfriend. (S4 Ep7/21) 
09:00Baby Daddy It Takes a Village Idiot Bonnie, Danny, Riley and Tucker are tired of Ben palming Emma off onto them every time he wants to do something more interesting. (S4 Ep12/22) 
09:30Baby Daddy One Night Stand-Off Ben and Riley compete with each other playing a game in a bar - whoever makes out with a stranger first wins. Danny makes an investment. (S4 Ep13/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Bat Jar Conjecture Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13/17) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Nerdvana Annihilation Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, but his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14/17) 
11:00The Goldbergs Mini Murray Barry wants money to buy an expensive new pair of basketball shoes, so Murray hires him to work at his furniture shop so he can earn it. (S1 Ep3/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs Why're You Hitting Yourself? Determined to get Pops to settle down, Beverly plays matchmaker for her father and pairs him up with a woman called Sophia. (S1 Ep4/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine House Mouses Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Adrian Pimento The precinct gets a new detective who's coming away from a 12-year undercover assignment with the Mob. Gina directs a video for Captain Holt. (S3 Ep17/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Junior Professor Solution When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension is brewing between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The First Pitch Insufficiency Howard's nervous when Nasa ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Right Time, Right Place When Mel's friend Carrie calls off her wedding, Mel wonders if she should keep the flowers, catering and venue for her and Joe to use instead. (S4 Ep16/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Don't Look Back in Anger When Mel and Joe meet with their minister to discuss their relationship, they try a little too hard to prove to him that everything is perfect. (S4 Ep17/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy Ben-geance While looking for a new bar manager, Ben interviews his old crush Sam, and decides to exact 'Ben-geance' on her for not noticing him in school. (S5 Ep2/20) 
15:30Baby Daddy The Tuck Stops Here Thinking Tucker needs to stand up for himself with his boss Mary, Ben films her berating Tucker to show how badly he's being treated. (S5 Ep4/20) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 3/3): The team go on a road trip to help Peralta and Holt take down crime boss Jimmy Figgis but their plan is hindered by an unforeseen injury. (S4 Ep3/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Night Shift Holt looks for ways to improve the team's morale, while Santiago is filled with curiosity when Diaz starts to take long breaks from her desk. (S4 Ep4/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs The Other Smother While attempting to micro-manage Barry and Erica's search for college places, Beverly is pitted against a rival meddling mother. (S1 Ep13/23) 
17:30The Goldbergs You Opened the Door Adam reluctantly agrees to take dancing lessons from Beverly because he is planning to attend the school dance with Dana. (S1 Ep14/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Space Probe Disintegration Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe he helped launch. (S8 Ep12/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Anxiety Optimization When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Damon prepares for his plea hearing, while Maxine and Sienna are under scrutiny. Joel believes his relationship with Goldie is divine intervention and plans to ensure they can be together. 
19:30The Good Place The Eternal Shriek Eleanor and Chidi set off on a quest with Janet as their guide. Tahani attempts to demonstrate to Michael just how much he is appreciated. (S1 Ep7/13) 
20:00Mrs Doubtfire Film (1993) Comedy starring Robin Williams and Sally Field. A failing actor dresses in drag to fool his estranged wife into hiring him as a housekeeper so he can spend more time with his kids. 
22:25Tattoo Fixers: Most Shocking A look back at the most startling, surprising and scandalous moments on the show, including an undead design, a preposterous proposal, and a cringeworthy kiss. (S4 Ep17) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification Sheldon realises he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2/24) 
00:00The Big Bang Theory The Zazzy Substitution The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk-buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit. (S4 Ep3/24) 
00:30Gogglebox What do the Goggleboxers think of The King's Speech, Strictly, The X Factor Final, Blue Planet II, I'm a Celebrity, The Real Marigold on Tour and Paul Hollywood A Baker's Life? (S10 Ep14) [SL] 
01:35First Dates Nathania's writing a dissertation about marriage as a form of punishment in fairy tales, but is songwriter Dan - who hasn't had a girlfriend since school - her Prince Charming? (S3 Ep6/9) 
02:40First Dates Abroad Stunning Sharlene is smitten with beefcake Brandon at the Canadian First Dates restaurant, but will her unusual profession send him running for the hills? (Ep7/14) 
03:00Tattoo Fixers: Most Shocking A look back at the most startling, surprising and scandalous moments on the show, including an undead design, a preposterous proposal, and a cringeworthy kiss. (S4 Ep17) 
03:55The Big Bang Theory The Bat Jar Conjecture Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13/17) 
04:20The Big Bang Theory The Nerdvana Annihilation Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, but his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14/17) 
04:40How I Met Your Mother Sandcastles in the Sand Robin rekindles a spark with an ex-boyfriend who dumped her as a teenager for a girl whose parents had installed a swimming pool. (S3 Ep16/20) 
05:00How I Met Your Mother The Goat Barney and Robin wake up in bed together and make a pact not to mention that they've had sex. Lily rescues a goat, while Ted celebrates his 30th birthday. (S3 Ep17/20) 
06:00Hollyoaks Maxine's lies may unravel when James Nightingale asks to see her full medical records. Sienna is furious when Liberty puts her future family plans in jeopardy to help Maxine and Damon.