This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, August 17 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Liberty is cold towards Milo after kissing him the previous night. Cindy wants to watch the footage of Dirk from the camcorder recording he made for Holly before her wedding. 
06:30Hollyoaks It's Dirk's funeral and Milo is trying to get his hands on the camcorder footage before Cindy plays it at the wake. At the Osbornes', Tom is putting off opening his A-level exam results. 
07:00Couples Come Dine with Me In South Wales, beautician Rachael and her partner Nick begin the competition by upping the ante and cooking dishes they've never made before, and Ameel showcases his amazing powers. 
08:00Melissa & Joey Pilot First episode of the popular US sitcom about a politician and the man she employs to help look after her niece and nephew when they are suddenly left in her care. (S1 Ep1/30) 
08:30Melissa & Joey Moving On Mel dates a guy with ulterior motives. Joe deals with getting his stuff back from his ex-wife, while Lennox tries to make friends at her new school. (S1 Ep2/30) 
09:00Baby Daddy I Told You So Ben's priorities are not quite in order when he opts to go out on a date rather than stay at home with baby Emma, but he soon starts to miss his little girl. (S1 Ep2/10) 
09:30Baby Daddy The Nurse and the Curse When Ben and Tucker take baby Emma to her first doctor's appointment, Ben asks Cassie, a nurse at the surgery, out on a date. (S1 Ep3/10) 
10:00Young & Hungry Young & Christmas Gabi and Sofia are unable to be with their families during the holiday season, so they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Christmas Eve. (S2 Ep21/21) 
10:30Young & Hungry Young & the Next Day Gabi heads off to the desert with Jake on what should be a wonderful road trip, but she can't seem to leave her mixed feelings behind. (S3 Ep1/10) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Little Boys Lily sets Robin up with the father of a pupil. Though hesitant at first, Robin agrees and soon bonds with his son, making it difficult when she dumps his dad. (S3 Ep4/20) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother How I Met Everyone Else Ted's new girlfriend becomes jealous that the story about how Ted and his friends met is better than the one about how she met him. (S3 Ep5/20) 
12:00The Goldbergs Jackie Likes Star Trek Adam and Jackie fall out over which Halloween costumes to wear. As Lainey visits Erica at college, Barry plots to be reunited with her. (S5 Ep5/22) 
12:30The Goldbergs Girl Talk Murray's furniture shop faces big competition from a rival. Beverly gives Barry her advice when his attempts to court a girl at school end in failure. (S5 Ep6/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy new female neighbour who moves into the apartment building and threatens to become the 'new Penny'. (S2 Ep19/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Isotope Leonard is devastated when Stuart from the comic book shop chats Penny up. Even worse, she doesn't mind. Sheldon tries to scupper the budding romance. (S2 Ep20/23) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Joe Knows Joe decides to start his own online business giving financial tips to investors and he asks Mel for some advice to help get the enterprise off the ground. (S1 Ep12/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Enemies with Benefits Joe rekindles a romantic spark with his ex-wife Tiffany, but when Tiffany meets Mel, she reveals that she has been keeping a big secret from Joe. (S1 Ep13/30) 
15:00Baby Daddy There's Something Fitchy Going On Ben discovers a shocking secret about Riley's new beau Fitch. Things heat up between Danny and his new girlfriend Milena. (S2 Ep2/16) 
15:30Baby Daddy New Bonnie vs Old Ben Bonnie sets up her new apartment right across the hall from the boys but Ben and Tucker are keen to force her out as soon as possible. (S2 Ep3/16) 
16:00Young & Hungry Young & Hurricane Josh turns up in Hawaii, where Gabi has been on a 'honeymoon' with her fake husband Adam, just as a hurricane traps everyone on the island. (S4 Ep2/10) 
16:30Young & Hungry Young & Fried Gabi pretends she's landed a job with a celebrity chef to prove to Josh that everything in her life is rosy, but he's hiding a secret of his own. (S4 Ep3/10) 
17:00The Goldbergs Adam Spielberg Adam writes an original script about Indiana Jones, but his passion for directing is challenged when he films it. Barry and Murray have a wager. (S5 Ep15/22) 
17:30The Goldbergs The Scrunchie Rule Beverly nurses Coach Mellor back to health after a slip with the rope climbing equipment. Erica and her roommate begin to annoy each other. (S5 Ep16/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Cornhusker Vortex Sheldon teaches Leonard about football so that he can fit in with Penny's friends, but Leonard alienates the group with his new knowledge. (S3 Ep6/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Guitarist Amplification Sheldon feels annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Simone arrives at Price Slice to find it has been broken into and trashed. Darren and Mandy's affair continues as they end up kissing. 
19:30The Goldbergs Couples Costume At Halloween, Barry and Erica persuade Adam not to go trick-or-treating but to take his girlfriend Dana to visit a haunted house instead. (S3 Ep6/24) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Cognition Regeneration Leonard isn't thrilled when he finds out Penny is considering taking a new job that has been offered by her ex-boyfriend Zack. (S10 Ep22/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Gyroscopic Collapse Amy is offered a fellowship at Princeton, Raj makes new living arrangements, and the guys' gyroscope project spins out of control. (S10 Ep23/24) 
21:00The Inbetweeners Movie Film (2011) Gross-out comedy with Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, Blake Harrison and James Buckley. School is over, so the lads celebrate with an outrageous holiday in Crete. Very strong language/sex. 
23:00Friday Night Dinner The Two Tonys The award-winning comedy with Simon Bird, Tom Rosenthal, Tamsin Greig, Paul Ritter and Mark Heap. Dad accidentally invites the 'wrong Tony' to dinner. (S4 Ep1/6) 
23:35Friday Night Dinner The Carpet Cleaner It's Dad's annual hinge oiling evening but when he spills oil on Mum's beloved carpet, it's a race against time to clean it up before she finds out. (S4 Ep2/6) 
00:10The Big Bang Theory The Romance Recalibration Penny thinks Leonard has stopped making an effort in their relationship so she decides to go away for a spa weekend with Amy. (S10 Ep13/24) 
00:35The Big Bang Theory The Emotion Detection Automation Sheldon tests a newly invented device after hearing it could help him to read people's emotions. Raj seeks dating advice. (S10 Ep14/24) 
01:00Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers offer their sharp, insightful, passionate critiques of 24 Hours in Police Custody, Strictly Come Dancing, The X Factor and the News. (S4 Ep2/12) 
02:05First Dates Can policeman Mark cross the thin line between hate and love on a date with self-confessed 'nightmare' Abi? And will latex-loving Shirlie bond with her fellow divorcee Dave? (S4 Ep12) 
03:00Tattoo Fixers The talented tattoo artists are back to revamp the nation's embarrassing and offensive body art, starting with a bad chat-up line tattoo and an unusual nipple inking. (S2 Ep1/15) [SL] 
03:55Rude Tube: Freaky Skills and... ...Geeky Thrills: Rude Tube celebrates the greatest internet videos, with snake eaters, speed climbers, escalator skiers, amazing contortionists and a drive-through rapper. 
04:20Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's wee sister has trawled the internet resulting in some very cheeky, if a bit less rude, video clips. Enjoy a brilliant piece of parking by a six-year-old and some rapping dads. 
04:45Couples Come Dine with Me In South Wales, beautician Rachael and her partner Nick begin the competition by upping the ante and cooking dishes they've never made before, and Ameel showcases his amazing powers. 
06:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Manchester, in addition to some refined dining, one contestant's past as a strippergram comes to the fore, and there's some tricky conversation about the couples' age differences.