This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, April 27 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Jack leaves the hospital with exceptionally good news, but what has got him so high? Sienna makes contact with an old acquaintance, and Adam continues to hide the truth from Maxine. 
06:30Hollyoaks Adam lies to Maxine when she catches him in the middle of a deal - but will she believe him? Later on, Adam's persuaded by Glenn to do another job, but again it's outside the law. 
07:00Rules of Engagement The Jeff Photo While at a gallery, Audrey finds an old photo of Jeff looking very fit, which motivates him to try to get fit again. Russell is having no luck with women. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Double Down Jeff and Audrey are thrown into a panic when their surrogate, Brenda, has an ultrasound scan that reveals they might be having twins. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother Everything Must Go Abby reveals that she's the saboteur who has been warning other women to stay away from Barney, but she and Barney make up over a shared dislike of Ted. (S3 Ep19/20) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Miracles Ted is knocked over by a taxi after trying to break up with Stella. On his way to the hospital, Barney is also knocked over and breaks every bone in his body. (S3 Ep20/20) 
09:00New Girl Fired Up Jess hires Coach as her school's new volleyball instructor but has to fire him almost immediately, and Cece catches the eye of a handsome but much younger man. (S3 Ep19/23) 
09:30New Girl Mars Landing Jess and Nick face some truths about their relationship. Schmidt, Winston and Coach acquit themselves badly when they meet their attractive new neighbours. (S3 Ep20/23) 
10:002 Broke Girls And the Old Bike Yarn When a bicycle is abandoned outside the serving hatch of the cupcake business, Caroline takes it in order to start a delivery service. (S4 Ep4/22) 
10:302 Broke Girls And the Brand Job Max and Caroline's friendship is almost torn apart when they attend a business seminar. Sophie and Oleg consider getting matching tattoos. (S4 Ep5/22) 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cheddar Santiago and Peralta house-sit for Captain Holt when he visits Kevin in Paris and mayhem ensues when Holt's beloved dog goes missing on their watch. (S3 Ep18/23) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Terry Kitties Jeffords enlists Peralta's help to solve a case from his past. Santiago invites herself to a competitive training exercise with Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep19/23) 
12:00The Goldbergs Baio and Switch To get closer to Barry and Erica, Beverly promises to bring actor Scott Baio to town for a charity event. Adam gets into a tricky situation. (S3 Ep12/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs Double Dare After watching a game show together for years, Adam and Emmy are excited to learn that the producers will be holding auditions at their school. (S3 Ep13/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Countdown Reflection Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his Nasa space mission takes place, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Date Night Variable Howard gets caught in a row between his mum and Bernadette while he's at the International Space Station. Sheldon invites Raj along on a date with Amy. (S6 Ep1/24) 
14:00How I Met Your Mother The Fight Ted and Barney get involved in a fight at their local bar, as Barney's keen to impress Robin, but it's their friend Doug who does all the real fighting. (S4 Ep10/24) 
14:30How I Met Your Mother Little Minnesota It's Christmas time and both Marshall and Robin are feeling homesick in New York. Ted tries to keep his immature younger sister Heather away from Barney. (S4 Ep11/24) 
15:00New Girl Coming Out Jess and Ryan reveal their relationship to the other teachers at school. Schmidt has an ulcer but refuses to take time off work so Nick steps in. (S4 Ep13/22) 
15:30New Girl Swuit Schmidt and Nick develop a prototype 'swuit' - a suit made entirely of sweatshirt material - as they prepare to launch their latest business venture. (S4 Ep14/22) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween IV On Halloween night, the squad members follow precinct tradition and compete for the title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius. (S4 Ep5/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Monster in the Closet When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad members try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago's careful direction. (S4 Ep6/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs Smother's Day Barry and Erica forget to buy Beverly a Mother's Day present and make some last-minute 'Mom Coupons' instead, hurting her feelings. (S3 Ep22/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Big Orange Beverly and Lainey hatch a plan to destroy Barry's favourite shirt. Murray decides to tear down the family tree house, leaving Adam distraught. (S3 Ep23/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Fish Guts Displacement Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Santa Simulation Sheldon unwillingly reveals painful memories of Christmas past when Leonard persuades him to join in with a seasonal game of Dungeons & Dragons. (S6 Ep11/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Goldie and Myra discover something about Prince and Lily, while Alfie is convinced a meteorite is coming to Hollyoaks. Adam's dark thoughts cause him to lash out. 
19:30Extreme Cake Makers Molly creates a classic wedding cake with an agricultural touch, Phil and Christine tackle a towering choux bun tree cake, and it's a fright night for Ben as he creates a scary goblin cake. 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Septum Deviation When Leonard has to have minor surgery on his nose, Sheldon is the one who seems to need sympathy. Raj is upset when his parents split up. (S8 Ep9/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Champagne Reflection Sheldon and Amy record the final episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Penny tells Bernadette how her colleagues really feel about her. (S8 Ep10/24) 
21:00Red 2 Film (2013) Comedy-thriller sequel starring Bruce Willis and Mary-Louise Parker. A retired secret agent and his girlfriend get dragged into a perilous adventure. With Helen Mirren. Violence. 
23:15The Big Bang Theory The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis At Christmas, Leonard's handsome colleague starts dating Penny, while Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette torments his friends. (S2 Ep11/23) 
23:40The Big Bang Theory The Killer Robot Instability Kripke challenges the boys to a robot duel, while Howard is hurt when Penny reveals what she thinks about his behaviour towards women. (S2 Ep12/23) 
00:15Tattoo Fixers Alice helps rid Sammie of an unladylike error, Sketch erases Lloyd's misunderstood etching, and Jay tackles martial arts fan Jimmy's naughty nod to Chuck Norris. (S3 Ep10) [SL] 
01:20Gogglebox The nation's favourite viewers comment on Britain's Got Talent, Caravanner of the Year, Marcella, The Island, Horizon Should We Close Our Zoos?, University Challenge and more. (S7 Ep10) [SL] 
02:25First Dates A Brummie hunk meets a lady who likes tattooed giants, anaesthetist David is looking for a husband but can't remember his date's name, and a couple have four divorces between them. (S6 Ep6) 
03:15Rude Tube Viral Idols Alex Zane continues with the cream of the internet crop, featuring an echo voice waiter, a beatboxer and the creepiest family band in the world. 
04:10Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister continues. Watch out for the robotic warhorse, breakdancing gone wrong and a man who makes musical instruments out of vegetables. 
04:30Rules of Engagement The Jeff Photo While at a gallery, Audrey finds an old photo of Jeff looking very fit, which motivates him to try to get fit again. Russell is having no luck with women. 
04:55Rules of Engagement Double Down Jeff and Audrey are thrown into a panic when their surrogate, Brenda, has an ultrasound scan that reveals they might be having twins. 
06:00Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister has discovered some less rude (but still daft) videos including an incredible UFO sighting, a surfing cat and a man flying through a hole in a cave.