This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, December 18 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Mercedes stands her ground to protect Bobby. Diane decides it's time to move on from Tony and confides in Scott about her perfect man. A new and unlikely romance is blossoming. 
06:30Hollyoaks Mercedes wonders whether she's made the right decision when her safety is threatened again. Mitchell's plans to see Scott are thwarted by the Deverauxs' Christmas day out. 
07:00Don't Tell the Bride: Christmas... ...Revenge In this festive revisit some of the brides recall their nuptials and get their own back on the grooms for dropping wedding clangers with a yuletide set of embarrassing forfeits. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother Something New Robin and Barney's wedding is looming, but Ted tells Lily he's planning to move to Chicago after the ceremony. Marshall takes baby Marvin on a trip to Minnesota. (S8 Ep24/24) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother The Locket The gang all travel to Long Island for Robin and Barney's wedding, but the happy couple make a startling discovery about their families en route. (S9 Ep1/24) 
09:00Mike & Molly The Book of Molly Molly returns home after eight weeks at the writers' workshop with great news: her book is going to be published and she's getting a big advance. (S5 Ep1) 
09:30Mike & Molly To Have and Withhold Molly panics when she gets a bad case of writer's block because she might lose the big advance for her book if she can't cure it in a hurry. (S5 Ep2) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Insufficiency Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Deception Verification Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Bachelor Party Barry thinks he wants a wild bachelor party, but when confronted with the reality, he realises Adam's idea of a low-key event is more his speed. (S6 Ep9/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs Yippee Ki Yay Melon Farmer Barry is thrilled that his engagement to Lainey enables him to celebrate Christmas at her house. Marvin makes a big promise to Adam. (S6 Ep10/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Swedes Santiago and Jeffords help Gina to prepare for an exam. Peralta and Diaz work with two Swedish detectives on an international jewel theft case. (S3 Ep9/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Yippie Kayak Peralta, Boyle and Gina get into trouble while doing some shopping on Christmas Eve. Santiago tries to prove she's as tough as Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep10/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Hamburger Postulate Leonard fears he's wasting his time on Penny and ends up making a connection with Leslie. Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5/17) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Middle Earth Paradigm Penny decides to host a big Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6/17) 
14:00Mike & Molly Immaculate Deception Molly and Mike are over the moon when they discover that they will finally have the house to themselves for an entire weekend. (S5 Ep11) 
14:30Mike & Molly The World According to Peggy Molly plans to throw a big party for Peggy after finding out that she has suddenly decided to retire from her job at the cafeteria. (S5 Ep12) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Terry Kitties Jeffords enlists Peralta's help to solve a case from his past. Santiago invites herself to a competitive training exercise with Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep19/23) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Paranoia Jeffords disapproves of Diaz's fast-moving relationship with Pimento, who has started to believe that someone from his past is trying to kill him. (S3 Ep20/23) 
16:00The Goldbergs Eight-bit Goldbergs Adam is thrilled when he is asked to design his own video game for a school project. Beverly frets that Pops is too keen on gambling. (S6 Ep19) 
16:30The Goldbergs This Is This Is Spinal Tap The Dropouts are booked to perform a gig at a charity carnival. Beverly's concerns about Murray's health push him to the limit. (S6 Ep20) 
17:00Don't Tell the Bride In Dublin, Harry Potter fan Brendan becomes a wedding wizard, but will his stylish Mexican partner Victor be spellbound by dragons, cauldrons, owls and broomsticks? (Ep2) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Shiksa Indeterminacy Leonard, Raj and Howard all fall heavily for Sheldon's twin sister, but when Leonard comes up with a plan to win her heart, it's derailed by Sheldon. (S1 Ep15/17) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Peanut Reaction Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard and gets support from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16/17) 
19:00Hollyoaks Mitchell prepares to tell his family about Scott. Sienna is desperate to know whether Christmas will fulfil her wishes, while Jack wants to whisk Breda away on holiday. 
19:30New: Celebrity Christmas Come... ...Dine with Me: Brand new series: Internet prankster Stevo The Madman hosts the third night and serves authentic Caribbean food. But is the Scotch bonnet chilli too much to handle? (Ep3/5) 
20:00The Crystal Maze Celebrity... ...Christmas Special: Richard Ayoade guides celebrity adventurers Christopher Biggins, Deborah Meaden, Jamie Laing, Frankie Bridge and Chris Kamara around a special panto-themed Maze. 
21:00The Inbetweeners The Duke of Edinburgh Awards Will is asked to coordinate the school's Duke of Edinburgh Awards scheme, and immediately turns the situation to his own advantage. (S2 Ep5/6) 
21:35The Inbetweeners End of Term Will is stressed about exams, Jay has other things on his mind, Simon finally seems to be making headway with Carli, and Neil forgets his kit for his PE exam. (S2 Ep6/6) 
22:05New: Rick and Morty [adult swim] Brand new series - Rattlestar Ricklactica: Following the further misadventures of scientist Rick and his grandson Morty during their many animated inter-dimensional travels. (S4 Ep5) 
22:40Rick and Morty [adult swim] Brand new series - Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty: Rick promises Morty he can get a new companion: a flying, fire-breathing dragon. Jerry meets a mysterious talking cat. (S4 Ep4) 
23:10The Big Bang Theory The Cohabitation Experimentation When Amy's flat is flooded, she has to move out while it is repaired and proposes a 'cohabitation experiment' with Sheldon. (S10 Ep4/24) 
23:40The Big Bang Theory The Hot Tub Contamination Leonard and Penny intervene when Sheldon and Amy have an argument. Howard and Bernadette are disturbed by unexpected guests. (S10 Ep5/24) 
00:05Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest critics think of Politics Live, After Life, Dancing on Ice The Final, Only Connect, Cheat, and Baewatch: Parental Guidance? (S13 Ep4) [SL] 
01:10First Dates Is tai chi enthusiast John the yin to dominatrix Sherry's yang? And can karaoke crooner David help Jenni overcome her dating nerves by serenading her at the table? (S8 Ep12) 
02:10New: First Dates Abroad Brand new series: In Australia, Ashleigh has a trick or two up her sleeve to woo a man with tattoos. Mechanical engineer Kyle fits the bill as most of his body is covered in ink. (S6 Ep2) 
03:10The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Insufficiency Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1/24) 
03:35The Big Bang Theory The Deception Verification Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) 
04:00How I Met Your Mother Something New Robin and Barney's wedding is looming, but Ted tells Lily he's planning to move to Chicago after the ceremony. Marshall takes baby Marvin on a trip to Minnesota. (S8 Ep24/24) 
04:25How I Met Your Mother The Locket The gang all travel to Long Island for Robin and Barney's wedding, but the happy couple make a startling discovery about their families en route. (S9 Ep1/24) 
04:50New: School of Rock Brand new series - Leader of the Band: An online review of the band labels Tomika the leader, sparking competition between members of the group to seize the musical spotlight. (S3 Ep4/20) 
05:15New: School of Rock Brand new series - The Other Side of Summer: Summer has an identity crisis after failing to get an A grade in a test for the first time. Are the changes affecting her permanent? (S3 Ep5/20) 
06:00Hollyoaks Mercedes wonders whether she's made the right decision when her safety is threatened again. Mitchell's plans to see Scott are thwarted by the Deverauxs' Christmas day out.