This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, July 4 2020

06:00Rules of Engagement Fountain of Youth Jeff and Audrey set out to prove that even with a baby on the way they can still have fun, and Adam tries to film his pet cockatoo performing a trick. 
06:30Rules of Engagement Baby Talk When Audrey bonds with their unborn baby by reading her stories, a paranoid Jeff comes to believe that she is trying to form an alliance against him. 
07:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA The saga of Boston eatery La Galleria 33 comes to a dramatic conclusion, as Gordon Ramsay gives restaurant owners and sisters Rita and Lisa an ultimatum. 
08:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. 
09:00Don't Tell the Bride Yanis wants his big day to be a towering hit, with plans featuring the Eiffel tower. When the wedding plans are leaked, the couple are left facing the consequences. 
10:00Don't Tell the Bride Rugby-loving Wes plans the biggest wedding ever, in front of 26,000 people at a Premiership rugby match. But bride-to-be Charlotte wants something more intimate. 
11:00The Spiderwick Chronicles Film (2008) Fantasy adventure. Children find a secret book at their great-great-uncle's creepy home that reveals a thrilling, scary world of goblins, ogres and trolls. With Freddie Highmore. 
12:55Rude(ish) Tube Shorts A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring the effects of dental anaesthetics. 
13:00The Goldbergs Crazy Calls After getting telephone answering machines, Murray and Pop-Pop wage a message war on one another. Adam finds a lunchtime home with the school computer room crowd. (S4 Ep4/24) 
13:30The Goldbergs Stefan King Adam gets in trouble with Beverly for portraying her as a monster in a horror story, and Erica forces Barry to attend a Halloween costume dance with her. (S4 Ep5/24) 
14:00The Big Bang Theory The Irish Pub Formulation A visit from Raj's sister Priya creates tension among the guys, especially when Leonard asks Sheldon to conceal his romantic past with her. (S4 Ep6/24) 
14:30The Big Bang Theory The Apology Insufficiency Leonard thinks his dating problems are due to lack of confidence and vows to be self-assured around attractive females. Howard is called by the FBI. (S4 Ep7/24) 
15:00The Big Bang Theory The 21-Second Excitation The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (S4 Ep8/24) 
15:30The Big Bang Theory The Boyfriend Complexity When Penny's father comes to visit, Leonard discovers her parents still think that he and Penny are a couple, so he takes advantage of the situation. (S4 Ep9/24) 
16:00The Big Bang Theory The Alien Parasite Hypothesis Amy finds that she has romantic feelings for Zack, while Raj and Howard compete to prove who would make the better superhero. (S4 Ep10/24) 
16:30The Big Bang Theory The Justice League Recombination The guys slowly warm to Zack and find an enjoyable way to bond with him when they enter a New Year's Eve fancy dress competition together. (S4 Ep11/24) 
17:00The Big Bang Theory The Closet Reconfiguration When Howard and Bernadette get Sheldon to organise their untidy closet, Sheldon finds an unopened letter from Howard's long-absent father. (S6 Ep19/24) 
17:30The Big Bang Theory The Tenure Turbulence A tenured position becomes available at the university, and competition soon heats up when Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all apply for it. (S6 Ep20/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Closure Alternative Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Proton Resurgence Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22/24) 
19:00Night at the Museum: Secret of... Film ...the Tomb: (2014) Ben Stiller stars in the third part of the adventure comedy franchise. Larry the nightwatchman has to visit London to find a way to keep his museum exhibit chums alive. 
21:00Ted 2 Film (2012) Outrageous adult comedy. Ted, the toy bear who came to life, faces a challenge to his marriage. With Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried and Jessica Barth. Very strong language/sex/drugs. 
23:10Celebrity Gogglebox USA Brand new series: Gogglebox heads across the pond with celebrity faces including Sharon and Kelly Osbourne and Tyra Banks. Shows watched include Hostile Planet and Magic for Humans. (Ep6) 
00:10Gogglebox Including Mary Berry's Easter Feast, Saturday Night Takeaway, University Challenge, Big Little Lies, The Toilet An Unspoken History, The Dog with an IQ of 102 and Line of Duty. (S9 Ep8) 
01:15Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Britain's Got Talent, Nature's Weirdest Event, Dr Who, First Dates, Culinary Genius, and the News? (S9 Ep9) 
02:20First Dates Can meat-loving teacher Marie control her sledgehammer wit when she finds out that her date, Davin, is a vegan? Sexagenarians Lynda and Philip both like younger men. And DJ Tom is back. 
03:15First Dates Ruby's only ever had dates with 'bad boys'; how will she react when Kriss reveals his sensitive side? And will young-at-heart octogenarians Patricia and Alan find love? 
04:10Don't Tell the Bride Yanis wants his big day to be a towering hit, with plans featuring the Eiffel tower. When the wedding plans are leaked, the couple are left facing the consequences. 
06:00Hollyoaks Omnibus Sid takes his anger out on Jordan, while Peri makes a shocking discovery. Tony's mood swings take a turn. John Paul ditches a date with George. And can James convince Juliet to come home?