This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, May 20 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Mercedes gets some horrifying news, and Liam tries to tempt her to ease her pain with drugs. Sinead suspects Laurie didn't go to his anger management session, and is furious with him. 
06:30Hollyoaks The school investigation comes to an end, Mercedes and Sylver decide they need a holiday away, and Harry helps the police with their inquiries. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Baby Talk When Audrey bonds with their unborn baby by reading her stories, a paranoid Jeff comes to believe that she is trying to form an alliance against him. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Catering Brenda enlists Jeff and Audrey's help when she does the catering for an event. When Timmy's parents visit, he fails to invite Russell out to dinner with them. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother Lucky Penny Ted is gutted when he misses a flight to Chicago for an interview at a prestigious architecture company. Annoyed, he tries to work out who is to blame. (S2 Ep15/22) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Stuff Lily's irked when Barney gives harsh criticism of her performance in a play. Ted and Robin fall out when they discuss what to do with 'stuff' left behind by ex-partners. (S2 Ep16/22) 
09:00Baby Daddy A Mother of a Day: Tucker's mother shows up just as he's preparing to attend an awards ceremony with Bonnie. Will Riley's pregnancy stop her from being promoted? (S6 Ep4/11) 
09:30Baby Daddy When Elle Freezes Over Sam wants to give her relationship with Ben another chance. Bonnie is hired as Elle's new estate agent. Riley practises being a parent. (S6 Ep5/11) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Insufficiency Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Deception Verification Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Dance Party USA Erica gets the opportunity to participate in a popular television dance show, but her dream quickly turns into a nightmare. (S2 Ep22/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs Bill/Murray Adam and Beverly decide to create a music video to help Erica's application to Julliard stand out, while Murray bonds with Lainey's dad Bill. (S2 Ep23/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Ebony Falcon For his first task back in the field, Sgt Jeffords prepares to join Peralta and Boyle to infiltrate a gymnasium where steroids are being sold illegally. (S1 Ep14/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Operation Broken Feather: Peralta is upset to hear that Santiago is considering leaving the precinct to work with his nemesis 'the Vulture' in the Special Crimes Unit. (S1 Ep15/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Junior Professor Solution When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension is brewing between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The First Pitch Insufficiency Howard's nervous when Nasa ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Pilot First episode of the popular US sitcom about a politician and the man she employs to help look after her niece and nephew when they are suddenly left in her care. (S1 Ep1/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Moving On Mel dates a guy with ulterior motives. Joe deals with getting his stuff back from his ex-wife, while Lennox tries to make friends at her new school. (S1 Ep2/30) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Chocolate Milk Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a 'plus one' to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2/23) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Jimmy Jab Games When the squad has time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3/23) 
16:00Speechless B-r-i--British I-n-v--Invasion Maya's regal mother pays a visit at Thanksgiving and the family struggle to impress her. Kenneth's overbearing father arrives. (S2 Ep6/18) 
16:30Speechless B-i--Bikini U-n--University JJ convinces his parents to take him on a trip to explore a college he is interested in. Ray goes wild when he's left home alone. (S2 Ep7/18) 
17:00The Goldbergs In Conclusion, Thanksgiving Adam exploits his father's soft spot for a popular song. Beverly wants Murray to invite his grouchy dad to Thanksgiving dinner. (S3 Ep8/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Wingmom Murray agrees to let Barry join the junior Reserve Officers Training Corps, but when the going gets tough Barry begs Beverly to get him out of it. (S3 Ep9/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Space Probe Disintegration Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe he helped launch. (S8 Ep12/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Anxiety Optimization When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Will Brody and Liberty manage to stop Sienna making a catastrophic decision? Meanwhile, Sinead has a shocking confession to make. 
19:30New: Speechless Brand new series - H--Hey, You: Kenneth interferes in Maya's plans with Melanie. Ray begs JJ to cast him opposite Izzy in his next movie. Dylan is impressed by Jimmy's band. (S3 Ep11/22) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Maternal Conclusion: Leonard is surprised when his mother Beverly comes to visit and is kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. (S12 Ep22/24) 
20:30Young Sheldon Brand new series - A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster: The family help a broken-hearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Mary takes Sheldon to work for a day. (S2 Ep21/22) 
21:00New: Made in Chelsea Brand new series: In an effort to spice up their sex life, Liv and Digby head to sunny Cape Town, and Jamie starts to realise that he has deeper feelings for Habbs. (S17 Ep9/13) 
22:00The Undateables The show catches up with some familiar faces, including Leeds fan Ray, photographer Becky, and poet Shaine, who marks two years with his girlfriend on a special trip to London. (S10 Ep3) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Friendship Contraction After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the roommate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Vacation Solution Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks she gives him. (S5 Ep16/24) 
00:05Don't Tell the Bride Hopeless romantic Gavin plans nuptials for fiancée Sophie with a combined theme of farmyard and Thai. Is he aiming too big and too high? (Ep4) 
01:10First Dates Finding the right man has been a tall order for 6' 3" Nikki; how does 6' 4" Ross measure up? And is there a spark when laboratory engineer Daniel meets lingerie designer Lauren? (S9 Ep5) [SL] 
02:10Made in Chelsea Brand new series: In an effort to spice up their sex life, Liv and Digby head to sunny Cape Town, and Jamie starts to realise that he has deeper feelings for Habbs. (S17 Ep9/13) 
03:05The Undateables The show catches up with some familiar faces, including Leeds fan Ray, photographer Becky, and poet Shaine, who marks two years with his girlfriend on a special trip to London. (S10 Ep3) [SL] 
04:00The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Insufficiency Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1/24) 
04:20The Big Bang Theory The Deception Verification Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) 
04:45New Girl The Crawl When a new bar opens in the area, it's the final piece of the puzzle for Nick's epic Valentine's Day pub crawl. Jess and Ryan ponder their future. (S4 Ep15/22) 
05:05New Girl Oregon Jess takes a bumpy stroll down memory lane when she and the gang travel to her childhood home in Portland, Oregon, for her father's wedding. (S4 Ep16/22) 
05:30How I Met Your Mother Lucky Penny Ted is gutted when he misses a flight to Chicago for an interview at a prestigious architecture company. Annoyed, he tries to work out who is to blame. (S2 Ep15/22) 
06:00Hollyoaks The school investigation comes to an end, Mercedes and Sylver decide they need a holiday away, and Harry helps the police with their inquiries.