This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, March 18 2019

06:00Hollyoaks This special episode follows the Maaliks having a traditional Indian meal, while Ste is introduced to a group of friends, unaware that they all have far-right extremist views. 
06:30Hollyoaks Mac is trying his best to bond with his daughter Juliet, but James keeps getting in the way, leaving Mac more determined than ever to rid himself of James for good. 
07:00Rules of Engagement A Big Bust Audrey befriends her housekeeper Ana and decides to raise money from all the neighbours in the building to pay for an operation that Ana needs. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Missed Connections When Timmy shares a romantic moment with a woman on the subway, he tries to track her down using a website that finds missed connections. 
08:00Sabrina the Teenage Witch My Best Shot When Sabrina gives Josh a confidence boost to help him follow his dream of becoming a photographer, he gets too full of himself and quits his coffee shop job. (S5 Ep11/22) 
08:30Sabrina the Teenage Witch Tick Tock Hilda's Clock Hilda feels her biological clock is ticking so she sends it away to have it slowed down. But when Sabrina goes to retrieve the clock, she loses it. (S5 Ep12/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Failure to Communicate The family gathers around the laptop to video chat with Ryder in New Orleans on his 18th birthday, but the computer suddenly crashes. (S5 Ep6/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Thanks But No Thanks Mel and Joe write thank you cards to everyone who sent them wedding gifts, and pretend to be delighted with a huge, ugly coffee maker. (S5 Ep7/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Cornhusker Vortex Sheldon teaches Leonard about football so that he can fit in with Penny's friends, but Leonard alienates the group with his new knowledge. (S3 Ep6/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Guitarist Amplification Sheldon feels annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7/23) 
11:00The Goldbergs Crazy Calls After getting telephone answering machines, Murray and Pop-Pop wage a message war on one another. Adam finds a lunchtime home with the school computer room crowd. (S4 Ep4/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs Stefan King Adam gets in trouble with Beverly for portraying her as a monster in a horror story, and Erica forces Barry to attend a Halloween costume dance with her. (S4 Ep5/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Wednesday Incident When Peralta notices that Captain Holt is in a bad mood, he teams up with Holt's husband Kevin to find out what has gone wrong. (S2 Ep16/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Boyle-Linetti Wedding As the wedding day of Gina's mother and Boyle's father dawns, each member of the squad is given a task to complete for the nuptials. (S2 Ep17/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Bus Pants Utilization Leonard's idea for a smartphone application derails his friendship with Sheldon as they fight for control of the project. (S4 Ep12/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Love Car Displacement Tensions are high when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference, leaving Howard feeling threatened. (S4 Ep13/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Melissa & Joey's Frozen During a skiing holiday, Mel and Joe become frozen after getting buried in an avalanche and are thawed out 100 years later. (S5 Ep18/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Put a Ring on It Joe buys Mel a fake birthday gift to distract her from his big surprise: a unique wedding ring that he has had created especially for her. (S5 Ep19/22) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Boyle's Hunch Peralta thinks Boyle might have found his soul-mate in art gallery owner Genevieve. Diaz deals with a case of theft in the precinct building. (S3 Ep3/23) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Oolong Slayer Peralta enlists Captain Holt's help while investigating a serial killer. Diaz and Santiago are forced to deal with The Vulture's demands. (S3 Ep4/23) 
16:00The Goldbergs The Spencer's Gift Erica is jealous of Barry's outstanding performance when they both get after-school jobs at Spencer's gift shop selling novelty presents. (S4 Ep14/24) 
16:30The Goldbergs So Swayze It's Crazy When Adam tries his hand at acting, an agent decides he's only good for 'nerd' roles, so Beverly sets out to turn him into a heartthrob. (S4 Ep15/24) 
17:00Don't Tell the Bride Nathan loves music and Stoke-on-Trent, so when bride-to-be Beccie gives him free rein to plan their wedding, he honours them with nuptials based on Northern Soul. (Ep3) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Wildebeest Implementation Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Engagement Reaction Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Breda has come to a decision about Mac's proposition. Prince wants to help Lily, even if she's resistant, and Damon surprises Maxine, but she is confused by the gesture. 
19:30New: Speechless Brand new series - D-a-t-e--Date?: JJ gets a crush on a new girl at school. Ray makes bogus claims about a picture on his phone, and Jimmy teaches Dylan how to deal with stress. (S1 Ep6/23) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Meteorite Manifestation: Sheldon is thrilled to help Howard and Bernadette with some bureaucratic paperwork until he realises they are breaking the law. (S12 Ep14/24) 
20:30Young Sheldon Brand new series - David, Goliath and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back: Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Missy steals Meemaw's make-up. (S2 Ep14/22) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: With Tenerife looming, the celebs seek a date. Chelsee Healey double dates Vinny and Stephen, Kerry goes out again with Aaron, and Megan meets a loud eater. (S6 Ep17/20) 
22:00New: Baewatch: Parental Guidance Brand new series: Self-styled 'perfect' couples put their relationships to the test as they are secretly monitored by family. Fiery party couple Sam and Marlie go under the lens. (Ep2) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Separation Oscillation Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Bachelor Party Corrosion The guys' science skills are tested when they get a flat tyre during Leonard's surprise bachelor party weekend in Mexico. (S9 Ep3/24) 
00:00Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Sketch cleans up Lindsey's dirty devils, Uzzi shears Lara of her sheep, Alice eradicates Sophie's shoddy skate tatt, and Pash slaps a cover over Shannon's ink. (S5 Ep15) [SL] 
01:05Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: With Tenerife looming, the celebs seek a date. Chelsee Healey double dates Vinny and Stephen, Kerry goes out again with Aaron, and Megan meets a loud eater. (S6 Ep17/20) 
02:10First Dates The First Dates restaurant re-opens its doors to single people looking for love. Paul is desperate to find love but is worried that fear makes his stutter worse. And do chat-up lines work? [SL] 
03:00Baewatch: Parental Guidance Brand new series: Self-styled 'perfect' couples put their relationships to the test as they are secretly monitored by family. Fiery party couple Sam and Marlie go under the lens. (Ep2) 
03:55The Big Bang Theory The Cornhusker Vortex Sheldon teaches Leonard about football so that he can fit in with Penny's friends, but Leonard alienates the group with his new knowledge. (S3 Ep6/23) 
04:15The Big Bang Theory The Guitarist Amplification Sheldon feels annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7/23) 
04:35New Girl Par 5: Jess tags along with Fawn to a charity golf tournament so that she can network with a powerful education official. Winston meets a beautiful woman. (S4 Ep20/22) 
04:55New Girl Panty Gate Schmidt takes the fall to help Fawn out of an embarrassing political scandal. Coach faces a life-changing decision about his future with May. (S4 Ep21/22) 
05:15Rules of Engagement A Big Bust Audrey befriends her housekeeper Ana and decides to raise money from all the neighbours in the building to pay for an operation that Ana needs. 
06:00Hollyoaks Mac is trying his best to bond with his daughter Juliet, but James keeps getting in the way, leaving Mac more determined than ever to rid himself of James for good.