This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, February 19 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Cleo and Sienna are at war, while Granny Campbell continues to sabotage Courtney. Maxine gives in to Adam, and Milo offers Alfie some words of advice. 
06:30Hollyoaks Granny Campbell makes Courtney think about her ability as a mother, while Cleo tells Joel her concerns. Sally confides in Marnie about problems with Myra, but Marnie gets confused. 
07:00Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: Twist Week: In the Spanish city of Seville, the group go on a scavenger hunt and try some flamenco - before Brendan ends a week of twists with a bang. (Ep30/40) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Something Blue At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney overhears Ted and Robin discussing a secret. He wheedles it out of them and learns that they have split up. 
08:00Baby Daddy A Love/Fate Relationship Tucker is unhappy with his love life, so Ben and Bonnie invent a glamorous secret admirer to give him some much needed confidence. (S4 Ep10/22) 
08:30Baby Daddy Home Is Where the Wheeler Is Riley can't face the mess she has made out of her relationships with Ben and Danny, so she runs home to her mother's house. (S4 Ep11/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey What Happens in Jersey (Part 2/2): Joe and Mel are left confused when his grandmother Sofia resorts to trickery to make her grandson and his 'wife' repair their marriage. (S3 Ep15/16) 
09:30Melissa & Joey A Decent Proposal Joe rushes home to tell Mel that he has feelings for her after their romantic night together in New Jersey, but her old flame Austin is in the picture. (S4 Ep1/21) 
10:00How I Met Your Mother Wait for It... Robin shows up with a new date named Gael, which prompts Ted to move on by going out on the town with Barney and Marshall, and dating fun-loving Amy. 
10:30How I Met Your Mother We're Not from Here Barney and Ted assume Gael's success with women is because he is foreign and has an accent, so they pretend to be tourists to attract dates. 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Karen Peralta On his birthday, Peralta takes Santiago to meet his mother. Diaz and Boyle struggle to deal with a new mandate on body cams during a stakeout. (S3 Ep14/23) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The 9-8 The Nine-Nine play host to officers from nearby precinct the Nine-Eight when their station house is flooded, reuniting Peralta with his old partner. (S3 Ep15/23) 
12:00The Goldbergs Baio and Switch To get closer to Barry and Erica, Beverly promises to bring actor Scott Baio to town for a charity event. Adam gets into a tricky situation. (S3 Ep12/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs Double Dare After watching a game show together for years, Adam and Emmy are excited to learn that the producers will be holding auditions at their school. (S3 Ep13/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Peanut Reaction Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard and gets support from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16/17) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Tangerine Factor When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. Both turn to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17/17) 
14:00Melissa & Joey The Chaperones Mel and Joe volunteer to chaperone Ryder's school dance, but get themselves kicked out for bad behaviour. Ryder contemplates breaking up with Stella. (S4 Ep10/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey I'll Cut You Mel takes Joe's side when he's involved in a hit-and-run accident, until she discovers the other driver is her hairdresser. Ryder tries to win Stella back. (S4 Ep11/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy It's a Nice Day for a Wheeler Wedding Bonnie's wedding planner resigns without warning, so she is relieved when her old friend Charlotte volunteers to help. (S4 Ep20/22) 
15:30Baby Daddy Love and Carriage Riley faints after Danny asks her to marry him, and when she wakes up, she can't remember anything about his proposal. (S5 Ep1/20) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 1/3): Peralta and Holt adjust to their lives in the Witness Protection Programme while crime boss Jimmy 'The Butcher' Figgis is still at large. (S4 Ep1/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 2/3): Jimmy Figgis sees Peralta and Holt's video and comes looking for them. A new captain takes over the precinct, but is he up to the job? (S4 Ep2/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs Smother's Day Barry and Erica forget to buy Beverly a Mother's Day present and make some last-minute 'Mom Coupons' instead, hurting her feelings. (S3 Ep22/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Big Orange Beverly and Lainey hatch a plan to destroy Barry's favourite shirt. Murray decides to tear down the family tree house, leaving Adam distraught. (S3 Ep23/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The White Asparagus Triangulation Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards... perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Vartabedian Conundrum Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he choose to act on her advice? (S2 Ep10/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Jesse has a decision to make, and Adam gets the wrong end of the stick about his father. Jack receives some life-threatening news, while Darren turns to Mandy when he's struggling. 
19:30New: Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: The group land in Lanzarote and head off for a spot of sea trekking and a spin on some quadricycles. But on this trip, all roads lead to the vote. (Ep31/40) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Locomotive Manipulation Love is in the air when Amy manages to convince Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Valentino Submergence Sheldon and Amy host a special live episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. (S9 Ep15/24) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Ollie gets some brutal advice from Binky, and there's a second date for London and Elliot. The agents bring in a relationship expert to help Tallia and Seb. (S4 Ep12/20) 
22:00Naked Attraction Presenter Anna Richardson guides 28-year-old Judy through the basics of naked dating. And tent erector Craig, who is almost 30, hopes to meet his ideal match in the buff. (S2 Ep7) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Discovery Dissipation Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Cooper Extraction Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour, and while he is away the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11/24) 
00:05First Dates Trainee astronaut Nicky hopes her date, motoring journalist Daniel, can take her to the stars. And road sweeper Bruce, 58, hopes he can find a lady who'll love him for who he is. (S8 Ep9) 
01:10Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Ollie gets some brutal advice from Binky, and there's a second date for London and Elliot. The agents bring in a relationship expert to help Tallia and Seb. (S4 Ep12/20) 
02:10Gogglebox Britain's favourite viewers on: The Grand National, Britain's Got Talent, University Challenge, 2000 Tattoos, 40 Piercings & a Pickled Ear, Game of Thrones and more. (S5 Ep9/12) 
03:05Tattoo Fixers Valentine's Special Brand new series: Glen rids Riley of her Valentine's issues, Jay fixes Leon's bedroom problems, Alice covers Suzanne's cocky Cupid, and Sketch divorces Jordan from his tattoo. (S4 Ep13) 
04:00Rules of Engagement Dirty Talk Russell returns from a cruise and admits that while on board he married his old flame Liz after a drunken night together. Adam falls asleep on the roof while sunbathing. 
04:25How I Met Your Mother Wait for It... Robin shows up with a new date named Gael, which prompts Ted to move on by going out on the town with Barney and Marshall, and dating fun-loving Amy. 
04:45Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister is back with just as cheeky and daft - if a little less rude - clips. Featuring a cat playing chess and a horse doing yoga. 
05:10Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister is back with just as cheeky and daft - if a little less rude - clips. Includes a scary dinosaur prank and a boxing octopus. 
06:00Hollyoaks Granny Campbell makes Courtney think about her ability as a mother, while Cleo tells Joel her concerns. Sally confides in Marnie about problems with Myra, but Marnie gets confused.