This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, September 16 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Mercedes and Brooke form an unlikely alliance, but it appears time is up for Brooke. Sylver tries to establish what Mercedes is up to. Sami wants to advance his relationship with Sinead. 
06:30Hollyoaks Nancy is on the warpath but is she looking in the right direction for someone to blame? Mercedes struggles to come to terms with the consequences of her actions. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Wait for It... Robin shows up with a new date named Gael, which prompts Ted to move on by going out on the town with Barney and Marshall, and dating fun-loving Amy. (S3 Ep1/20) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother We're Not from Here Barney and Ted assume Gael's success with women is because he is foreign and has an accent, so they pretend to be tourists to attract dates. (S3 Ep2/20) 
08:00Melissa & Joey Family Feud Mel and Joe co-host local TV show Good Morning Toledo for a week, which Mel thinks will help her to gain votes, and their comedic bickering makes them a hit. (S3 Ep10/16) 
08:30Melissa & Joey Fast Times Mel's new boyfriend Noah temporarily moves in with her while his flat is being renovated, but their relationship accelerates too quickly as a result. (S3 Ep11/16) 
09:00Baby Daddy It's a Wonderful Emma Feeling grumpy about all the fuss and upheaval surrounding the yuletide season, Ben makes a wish that Christmas had never existed. (S4 Ep22/22) 
09:30Baby Daddy She Loves Me, She Loves Me Note Ben becomes suspicious that Riley might secretly be in love with Danny and plants a fake love note to find out the truth. (S4 Ep1/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory Pilot The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's ignorance of women seems set to change when the beautiful Penny moves in next door. (S1 Ep1/17) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Big Bran Hypothesis Bothered by how messy Penny's flat is, Sheldon sneaks in to clean and organise it, but Penny isn't best pleased when she finds out. (S1 Ep2/17) 
11:00Speechless P-r-o-m-p--Promposal When JJ's girlfriend Izzy declines his invitation to the prom, Dylan and Ray plot to make her jealous. Maya learns to accept criticism. (S3 Ep19/22) 
11:30Speechless On the R-o--Road A-g--Again The DiMeos set out for one last adventure on the road before JJ heads to college but end up taking an ill-advised short cut. (S3 Ep20/22) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Oolong Slayer Peralta enlists Captain Holt's help while investigating a serial killer. Diaz and Santiago are forced to deal with The Vulture's demands. (S3 Ep4/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween III The third instalment of Peralta and Holt's 'Halloween heist' involves a tie-breaking contest to be crowned 'amazing detective slash genius'. (S3 Ep5/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Convention Conundrum After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at an upmarket hotel. (S7 Ep14/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Locomotive Manipulation Love is in the air when Amy manages to convince Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Feel the Burn After winning a 10-course dining experience in a raffle, Mel decides to join an exercise boot camp to lose weight before gorging on the gourmet meal. (S4 Ep4/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Plus One When Mel takes Joe to a social event connected with her work, he reveals too much about both their opinions to the press and gains her some bad publicity. (S4 Ep5/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy A Love/Fate Relationship Tucker is unhappy with his love life, so Ben and Bonnie invent a glamorous secret admirer to give him some much needed confidence. (S4 Ep10/22) 
15:30Baby Daddy Home Is Where the Wheeler Is Riley can't face the mess she has made out of her relationships with Ben and Danny, so she runs home to her mother's house. (S4 Ep11/22) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Karen Peralta On his birthday, Peralta takes Santiago to meet his mother. Diaz and Boyle struggle to deal with a new mandate on body cams during a stakeout. (S3 Ep14/23) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The 9-8 The Nine-Nine play host to officers from nearby precinct the Nine-Eight when their station house is flooded, reuniting Peralta with his old partner. (S3 Ep15/23) 
17:00The Goldbergs The Circle of Driving US comedy about an 11-year-old boy documenting his life in 1980s suburbia with his parents' video camera. Barry wants driving lessons. (S1 Ep1/23) 
17:30The Goldbergs Daddy Daughter Day A day out with Erica at the roller-skating rink leaves Murray wishing he hadn't asked his daughter to confide in him about her life. (S1 Ep2/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Status Quo Combustion With potential changes affecting different aspects of his personal and professional life, Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future. (S7 Ep24/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Locomotion Interruption Leonard and Amy take an impromptu road trip to Arizona to pick up Sheldon when his epic railway journey ends in chaos. Penny has an interview. (S8 Ep1/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Ste and Sami clash again, while the net is closing in on Stuart, who is being followed. Everyone is celebrating at The Loft but there's still tension between Mitchell and Scott. 
19:30The Good Place Everything Is Fine US fantasy comedy. A woman is wrongly sent to a pleasant afterlife and hides in plain sight from its creator, who is unaware of his error. (S1 Ep1/13) 
20:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Therapist Boyle brings Peralta into a case when a psychiatrist reports one of his patients missing. Captain Holt wants to meet Diaz's new girlfriend. (S6 Ep11/18) 
20:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Casecation Peralta and Santiago celebrate their wedding anniversary while standing guard over a comatose drugs baron who was shot and rushed into hospital. (S6 Ep12/18) 
21:00New: Made in Chelsea Brand new series: After the revelation that Jamie slept with Rosi, Habbs retreats to Liv's house in Henley, while Jamie seeks solace with best friend Alex. (S18 Ep3) 
22:00First Dates Pop singer Ben, who was a smash hit in the 1980s, meets Sarah, who used to have his poster above her bed. And will student James's unconventional party trick impress Emilie? (S10 Ep5) 
23:10The Big Bang Theory The Maternal Congruence Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a visit at Christmas, but then he finds out Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11/23) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Psychic Vortex Sheldon and Raj go to a university party, where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12/23) 
00:05Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of The X Factor, Obsessive Compulsive Country House Cleaners, Strictly Come Dancing, Antiques Roadshow, Gunpowder and the News? (S10 Ep8) [SL] 
01:10Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Pash covers Pete's offensive ink. Sketch helps Sam with a backdoor blunder. Uzzi loses Chrissy's charmless chat-up line. Alice inks heart transplant patient Brad. (S6 Ep4) [SL] 
02:15Made in Chelsea Brand new series: After the revelation that Jamie slept with Rosi, Habbs retreats to Liv's house in Henley, while Jamie seeks solace with best friend Alex. (S18 Ep3) 
03:10First Dates Pop singer Ben, who was a smash hit in the 1980s, meets Sarah, who used to have his poster above her bed. And will student James's unconventional party trick impress Emilie? (S10 Ep5) [SL] 
04:00The Big Bang Theory Pilot The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's ignorance of women seems set to change when the beautiful Penny moves in next door. (S1 Ep1/17) 
04:25The Big Bang Theory The Big Bran Hypothesis Bothered by how messy Penny's flat is, Sheldon sneaks in to clean and organise it, but Penny isn't best pleased when she finds out. (S1 Ep2/17) 
04:50How I Met Your Mother Wait for It... Robin shows up with a new date named Gael, which prompts Ted to move on by going out on the town with Barney and Marshall, and dating fun-loving Amy. (S3 Ep1/20) 
05:10How I Met Your Mother We're Not from Here Barney and Ted assume Gael's success with women is because he is foreign and has an accent, so they pretend to be tourists to attract dates. (S3 Ep2/20) 
05:30Schooled There's No Fighting in Fight Club Lainey wants to put the school cheerleading team into competitions but meets opposition from Mellor and the football squad. (Ep10/13) 
06:00Hollyoaks Nancy is on the warpath but is she looking in the right direction for someone to blame? Mercedes struggles to come to terms with the consequences of her actions.