This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, October 22 2018

06:00Hollyoaks It's Dee Dee and Rose's birthday. Diane and Tony have bought them both bikes, and Tegan promises to give her daughter the best birthday. Kim decides it's time for her to leave. 
06:30Hollyoaks Romeo decides to blackmail Harry into giving him some money, and the doctors plan to wake Dee Dee from her coma to see if the seizures have stopped. 
07:00New Girl Fluffer Nick and Jess address their relationship when Nick realises that Jess is using him to do all the chores a boyfriend would do without getting any of the benefits. (S2 Ep3/25) 
07:30New Girl Neighbors When a group of fashionable twenty-somethings move into the flat across the hall, Jess and Schmidt are determined to become friends with the hip young crowd. (S2 Ep4/25) 
08:00Baby Daddy The Third Wheeler Ben whisks Riley away for a hike in the woods to give her a break from an overprotective Danny. Bonnie and Tucker try to get Brad out of jail. (S6 Ep6/11) 
08:30Baby Daddy The Sonny-Moon Ben is jealous when Bonnie wants to take Danny on a cruise to celebrate his impending fatherhood. Tucker starts telling lies after meeting an ex. (S6 Ep7/11) 
09:00Melissa & Joey You Little Devil Joe loses his swagger in the bedroom when he learns about the romantic significance of a little devil tattoo that Mel has on her rear end. (S5 Ep14/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey The Early Shift Joe gets a new job as the lifestyle correspondent on a local morning television show but he is required to get up very early every day. (S5 Ep16/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Codpiece Topology Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, but her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6/23) 
11:00The Goldbergs The Goldberg Girls Beverly seeks her children's advice on assembling a circle of friends for her later years. Geoff's romantic gestures begin to annoy Erica. (S5 Ep11/22) 
11:30The Goldbergs Dinner with the Goldbergs Geoff takes Erica out to a restaurant with her family to celebrate her birthday, but dinner with the Goldbergs is no ordinary meal... (S5 Ep12/22) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 1/3): Peralta and Holt adjust to their lives in the Witness Protection Programme while crime boss Jimmy 'The Butcher' Figgis is still at large. (S4 Ep1/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 2/3): Jimmy Figgis sees Peralta and Holt's video and comes looking for them. A new captain takes over the precinct, but is he up to the job? (S4 Ep2/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Spoiler Alert Segmentation After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for this big step. (S6 Ep15/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Tangible Affection Proof Annoyed at being forced to celebrate Valentine's Day when he hates it, Sheldon delegates the task of buying Amy's gift to his assistant. (S6 Ep16/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Nanny Love Joe fears that being a nanny will prevent him from having a love life, while Mel worries that a depressed Joe means no more gourmet food. (S1 Ep3/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Boy Toys R Us Lennox starts dating a bad boy that Mel disapproves of, while Mel is also dating a bad boy of her own. Joe takes it upon himself to reorganise Mel's closet. (S1 Ep4/30) 
15:00Baby Daddy Married to the Job When Ben hears that the bar needs a new manager, he enlists Riley's help to prove to the owner that he's responsible enough for the position. (S1 Ep5/10) 
15:30Baby Daddy Take Her Out of the Ballgame When Ben and Tucker's softball league team loses constantly, Riley steps in as captain, but her competitive side soon comes out. (S1 Ep6/10) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Fugitive (Part 1/2): When a prison van crashes, a mass escape of convicts takes place and the entire squad must go on a manhunt to track them down. (S4 Ep11/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Fugitive (Part 2/2): Only one escaped prisoner remains on the loose but Peralta is forced to enlist a surprising ally in order to apprehend him. (S4 Ep12/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs The Kremps Beverly tries to make friends with her reserved, softly-spoken neighbours the Kremp family and bombards them with invitations to a barbecue. (S1 Ep8/23) 
17:30The Goldbergs Stop Arguing and Start Thanking When Beverly invites Murray's unreliable brother Marvin to visit at Thanksgiving, she reignites their long-standing feud. (S1 Ep9/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Insufficiency Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Deception Verification Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Romeo professes his love for Lily. Diane tells Tony she still loves him and is willing to give things a second try. Rose refers to Diane as her mum, which devastates Tegan. 
19:30Young Sheldon Cape Canaveral, Schr?dinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair Trying to bond with Sheldon, George Sr takes the boys on a trip to see the Space Shuttle launch. (S1 Ep8/22) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Celebration Experimentation The gang persuade Sheldon to celebrate his birthday and invite a few special guests along to his party in the 200th episode. (S9 Ep17/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Conjugal Configuration: Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground, while Penny and Leonard discover that they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents. (S12 Ep1/24) 
21:00New: Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Sam hopes to convince Habbs to give him another try, unaware that she has met the dashing Tristan. And Binky appears at Ryan and Louise's engagement party. (S16 Ep3/12) 
22:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Eyal and Mutya enjoy all the fun of the fair. Olivia causes carnage at a cider tasting and crashes Alik's date. Chloe, Vas and Sam have an awkward triple date. (S5 Ep7/20) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Beta Test Initiation Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Friendship Contraction After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the roommate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15/24) 
00:05First Dates Can charmer Hussein handle teenage bricklayer Molly's laddish banter? Are self-proclaimed misfits Patrick and Angharad perfect for each other? (S8 Ep5) 
01:10Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Eyal and Mutya enjoy all the fun of the fair. Olivia causes carnage at a cider tasting and crashes Alik's date. Chloe, Vas and Sam have an awkward triple date. (S5 Ep7/20) 
02:10Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Sam hopes to convince Habbs to give him another try, unaware that she has met the dashing Tristan. And Binky appears at Ryan and Louise's engagement party. (S16 Ep3/12) 
03:05Happy Together Brand new series - Pilot: US comedy about a suburban, 30-something married couple who reconnect with their cooler selves when a young pop star unexpectedly moves in with them. (S1 Ep1/22) 
03:25New Girl Brand new series - About Three Years Later: Jess and Nick return from a European book tour promoting Nick's novel. Cece and Schmidt throw a birthday party for their daughter. (S7 Ep1/8) 
03:50How I Met Your Mother The Final Page (Part 2/2): Barney tells Ted he plans to make a Christmas proposal to Patrice. Marshall and Lily have their first night away together since baby Marvin's birth. (S8 Ep12/24) 
04:10How I Met Your Mother Band or DJ? When Robin learns that Barney failed to ask her father's permission before proposing, she insists that he gets Robin Sr's approval as soon as possible. (S8 Ep13/24) 
04:30The Big Bang Theory The Codpiece Topology Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2/23) 
04:55The Big Bang Theory The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, but her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6/23) 
06:00Hollyoaks Romeo decides to blackmail Harry into giving him some money, and the doctors plan to wake Dee Dee from her coma to see if the seizures have stopped.