This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, November 18 2017

06:00Rules of Engagement Voluntary Commitment Russell discovers that having a male assistant at work can be advantageous. Audrey decides to do some voluntary work and makes a bet with Jeff. 
06:30Rules of Engagement Jeff's New Friend Jeff is surprised when Audrey tells him that the friend he made at the gym is gay, while Russell worries about the young woman he's dating. 
06:55How I Met Your Mother Knight Vision Ted finds himself with three prospects to be his date for the wedding weekend, but he chooses poorly about which of the women to spend time with. (S9 Ep6/24) 
07:25How I Met Your Mother No Questions Asked Daphne sends a text message to Lily revealing the truth about Marshall becoming a judge. Marshall begs Ted to sneak into Lily's room and delete it. (S9 Ep7/24) 
07:55Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Liv and Digby's fledgling romance blossoms under a Tuscan sun, while Sam takes drastic action to erase all memories of Tiff. (S14 Ep6/12) 
09:00Couples Come Dine with Me In north Somerset, property developer Norman and his partner Dee kick off with an Indian menu, which proves a little too spicy for guests Brett and Vicky, and lovebirds Ashley and Sophie. 
10:00Couples Come Dine with Me Sheffield and Rotherham Phil and his wife Ali kick off with their A-list menu, but with one vegetarian and one guest with a severe duck aversion, the group could prove tough to please. 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Knight Vision Ted finds himself with three prospects to be his date for the wedding weekend, but he chooses poorly about which of the women to spend time with. (S9 Ep6/24) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother No Questions Asked Daphne sends a text message to Lily revealing the truth about Marshall becoming a judge. Marshall begs Ted to sneak into Lily's room and delete it. (S9 Ep7/24) 
12:00The Dog Who Saved Christmas Film (2009) Family comedy-drama. A failed police dog gets a chance to prove himself when his owners go away for Christmas and two burglars decide to take advantage of the situation. 
13:50Toy Story Toons: Small Fry Short animation featuring characters from the Toy Story films. Buzz is left behind at a fast food restaurant when the mini-Buzz toy from Bonnie's children's meal cheekily takes his place. 
14:00The Goldbergs Van People Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to drive. Adam is voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook but when he objects he is suspended. (S2 Ep13/24) 
14:30The Goldbergs Happy Mom, Happy Life Dana and Adam are given a doll to parent for a class assignment but their project is compromised when Beverly keeps interfering. (S2 Ep15/24) 
15:00The Goldbergs The Lost Boy Murray takes Adam to a Phillies baseball game and lets him leave his seat on his own for the first time, but Adam gets lost in the stadium. (S2 Ep16/24) 
15:30The Goldbergs The Adam Bomb Erica's inspired to put college on hold to pursue a singing career. Adam and Barry get into an epic prank war started by an April Fools' Day joke. (S2 Ep17/24) 
16:00The Goldbergs I Drank the Mold Adam has a birthday sleepover, during which his friend Garry shares out some of his father's home brewed beer and makes everyone sick. (S2 Ep18/24) 
16:30The Big Bang Theory The Anxiety Optimization When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13/24) 
17:00The Big Bang Theory The Comic Book Store Regeneration The gang prepare for the reopening of Stuart's comic book shop. Penny teaches Sheldon to 'let it go' when he is irritated. (S8 Ep15/24) 
17:30The Big Bang Theory The Intimacy Acceleration When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Colonization Application Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Comic-Con Conundrum Cut off from his father's fortune, Raj appoints Sheldon to organise his finances. Penny considers joining the guys at Comic-Con. (S10 Ep17/24) 
19:00The Big Bang Theory The Escape Hatch Identification Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj when he's forced to move out of his flat, leading to unexpected conflict. (S10 Ep18/24) 
19:30The Big Bang Theory The Collaboration Fluctuation Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life. (S10 Ep19/24) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Recollection Dissipation Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Separation Agitation Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21/24) 
21:00The Mechanic Film (2011) Thriller. Jason Statham plays a hitman who, ordered to kill his mentor, then takes on the dead man's son (Ben Foster) as an apprentice. Brutal violence/strong language/sexual scenes. 
22:50Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers are back. What do they think of Victoria, The Great British Bake Off, Hunted, Penelope Keith's Hidden Villages, Body Fixers and the News? (S8 Ep1) 
23:55Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite opinionated viewers think of Strictly Come Dancing, The Lie Detective, Victoria, Celebrity Island with Bear Grylls, National Treasure and The X Factor? (S8 Ep2) 
00:55Naked Attraction DJ Darryl is used to seeing women all dressed up in clubs. Will stripping everything back help? And Ania is looking for a mate who won't disappoint when the clothes come off. (Ep2) [SL] 
02:00Rude Tube: Web Stars Alex Zane presents another Rude Tube countdown. The web stars include the Simon Cowell of internet songs, a guy who throws a house party in Ikea, and Jesus, who appears at darts! 
03:00Rude Tube Freaky Skills and Geeky Thrills Rude Tube celebrates the greatest internet videos, with snake eaters, speed climbers, escalator skiers, amazing contortionists and a drive-through rapper. 
03:25Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers are back. What do they think of Victoria, The Great British Bake Off, Hunted, Penelope Keith's Hidden Villages, Body Fixers and the News? (S8 Ep1) 
04:20Rules of Engagement Dad's Visit Jeff's chauvinist father extends his visit after spraining his ankle, much to Audrey's dismay. Russell has a one-night stand with a woman who won't leave his home. [SL] 
04:40Rules of Engagement Lyin' King: Jeff and Audrey lie to Jennifer and Adam to get out of a dinner they are hosting so that they can go to a much cooler party. Timmy tries to keep Russell on his best behaviour. 
05:00Rules of Engagement Poaching Timmy Timmy and Audrey join forces when Timmy tires of Russell's demands and Audrey decides that she wants to dump her incompetent assistant. 
06:00Rules of Engagement Old Timer's Day Audrey teases Jeff when he falls asleep during a film, so he tries to prove to her that he's still young and lively by playing a game of softball.