This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, February 17 2018

06:00Couples Come Dine with Me In south London, author Delilah and her boyfriend Laurence love Karla and Aiden's modern menu so much that they start feeding each other at the table, much to the horror of their hosts. 
06:55The Goldbergs The Age of Darkness The family rallies round to comfort Erica when she's dumped by her boyfriend Drew. Barry becomes addicted to an arcade video game. (S1 Ep21/23) 
07:25Melissa & Joey To Tell the Truth Mel and Joe's friendship with married couple Nate and Gillian is put in jeopardy when Mel reveals a secret that Nate has told Joe in confidence. (S4 Ep8/21) 
07:55Melissa & Joey My Roof, My Rules When Mel and Joe discover that Lennox is dating Emerson, her teaching assistant, Joe asks Mel to put her foot down and forbid the relationship. (S4 Ep9/21) 
08:25Melissa & Joey The Chaperones Mel and Joe volunteer to chaperone Ryder's school dance, but get themselves kicked out for bad behaviour. Ryder contemplates breaking up with Stella. (S4 Ep10/21) 
08:55The Goldbergs A Wrestler Named Goldberg Murray coaches Barry for his first high school wrestling match but keeps it a secret from Beverly, who is sure to disapprove. (S1 Ep22/23) 
09:30The Goldbergs Livin' on a Prayer: Murray is feted by his old high school for his sporting prowess. Barry throws a party to impress his friends while his parents are away. (S1 Ep23/23) 
10:00The Goldbergs Love Is a Mix Tape Adam tries to express his feelings for Dana by making her a mix tape, but disaster strikes when the tape falls into Beverly's hands. (S2 Ep1/24) 
10:30The Goldbergs Mama Drama Adam is disappointed to be cast in a minor role in the school musical, so Beverly helps him to land a leading part in a competing stage show. (S2 Ep2/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Brand new series - The Circle of Driving Again: When Murray insists that Adam must have driving lessons, the family learn something new about Pops. Barry visits Erica at college. (S5 Ep8) 
11:30Toy Story That Time Forgot Animated adventure with the Toy Story characters. When Bonnie goes on a play date to Mason's house, the toys are trapped in a room with tough dinosaur action figures called the Battlesaurs. 
12:00Casper Film (1995) Christina Ricci, Bill Pullman, Cathy Moriarty and Eric Idle star in director Brad Silberling's supernatural family comedy about the friendship between a girl and a friendly ghost. 
14:00The Big Bang Theory The Tenure Turbulence A tenured position becomes available at the university, and competition soon heats up when Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all apply for it. (S6 Ep20/24) 
14:30The Big Bang Theory The Closure Alternative Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21/24) 
15:00The Big Bang Theory The Proton Resurgence Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22/24) 
15:30The Big Bang Theory The Love Spell Potential When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons and Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23/24) 
16:00The Big Bang Theory The Bon Voyage Reaction Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24/24) 
16:30The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Insufficiency Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1/24) 
17:00The Big Bang Theory The Deception Verification Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) 
17:30The Big Bang Theory The Scavenger Vortex Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt for the group of friends, designed to test their scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Raiders Minimization Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Workplace Proximity Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that this will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5/24) 
19:00Men in Black Film (1997) Sci-fi comedy. Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith star as top-secret agents who monitor and hush up the presence of aliens on Earth - and discover one scary critter's deadly plot. 
21:00X-Men: First Class Film (2011) Action fantasy. Prequel recounting how Magneto (Michael Fassbender) and Professor Xavier (James McAvoy) first met while trying to foil a nuclear war plot. Also starring Kevin Bacon. 
23:35Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Schofield's South African Adventure, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Dogs Behaving Badly, The Great Pottery Throw Down and more? (S9 Ep4) 
00:40The Big Bang Theory The Romance Resonance Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6/24) 
01:15The Big Bang Theory The Proton Displacement Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7/24) 
01:40Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Racing driver and model Seb Morris joins the dating agency, but Tallia is his ex and he has no idea that she's already on the books. Jonathan has a blind date. (S4 Ep8/20) 
02:45Celebs Go Dating: Valentines Brand new series: Gemma heads out on her second date with Ben. Muggy Mike meets contortionist Lauren on a trapeze. London goes to play crazy golf with personal trainer Elliot. (S4 Ep9/20) 
03:35Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Emotions run high as exes Seb and Tallia visit the agency. Ollie has a second date with Ruben and his questionable tattoo. Sam faces his biggest challenge. (S4 Ep10/20) 
04:30How I Met Your Mother The Rehearsal Dinner Barney becomes convinced that Robin is planning to throw him a special wedding rehearsal dinner at the laser tag arena, which infuriates her. (S9 Ep12/24) 
04:50How I Met Your Mother Bass Player Wanted The friends encounter a guest at the hotel who intentionally stirs up trouble between them. Marshall and baby Marvin finally arrive in Farhampton. (S9 Ep13/24) 
05:15Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister continues with more amusing clips. Look out for a giant rat stopping the traffic in Chicago and a Cambodian sea monster. 
06:00Hollyoaks Omnibus The Maaliks receive some shocking news and another revelation floors Farrah. Sienna and Cleo are at war, while Granny Campbell makes Courtney consider her ability as a mother.