This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, October 24 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Edward turns up at Diane's flat again but has already made an enemy out of Finn. Goldie plans to get to the bottom of Breda's behaviour, while Cindy's grand designs are in jeopardy. 
06:30Hollyoaks Tony hopes that Goldie's plan will uncover Breda's darkest secrets. Edward continues to impress everyone but Finn, and Darren has a cheeky romantic treat in store for Mandy. 
07:00Celebrity Coach Trip In Tarragona, some of the celebs are already sick of each other. There's sea kayaking, extreme zip wiring, and Sam makes waves by flirting with Ola. (S1 Ep3/10) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother The Three Days Rule Ted's friends pressure him into waiting three days before calling Holly, a girl he likes, and asking her out, but he secretly starts sending her texts. (S4 Ep21/24) 
08:00Speechless T-h-a--Thanksgiving The DiMeos are not pleased when Jimmy's brother Billy and his family invite themselves over to celebrate Thanksgiving with them. (S1 Ep7/23) 
08:30Speechless R-a-y-c--Ray-Cation Maya enlists the family to help JJ romance Claire, and Ray worries his family's chronic tardiness will cause him to miss a field trip. (S1 Ep8/23) 
09:00Mike & Molly After the Lovin' After spending the weekend with Molly, Mike comes on too strong with his affections, so he takes Carl's advice to play it cool and tries not to go overboard. (S1 Ep7) 
09:30Mike & Molly Mike Snores Annoyed about spending all her time at Mike's home, Molly insists he stays at her place for a night, giving him a taste of how it would be to live with her family. (S1 Ep8) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Pants Alternative Sheldon has been awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Wheaton Recurrence Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy Wil Wheaton is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19/23) 
11:00The Goldbergs Goldbergs Feel Hard Erica is accepted into a summer arts school but Murray struggles to express pride in her achievement. Barry becomes the school mascot. (S2 Ep24/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big party at Lainey's house while her father is away, but the gathering gets out of control. (S3 Ep1/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Puzzle Master Peralta and Santiago investigate arson attacks connected to a crossword puzzle author. Gina helps Holt with his Commissioner presentation. (S5 Ep15/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Nutriboom Peralta and Boyle realise that they have been fooled into joining a cult-like pyramid scheme and they struggle to terminate their contracts with it. (S5 Ep16/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Fermentation Bifurcation The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack at a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Line Substitution Solution Sheldon pays Stuart to spend the afternoon shopping with Amy so that he can queue up to see a special film screening instead. (S9 Ep23/24) 
14:00Mike & Molly Mike's Feet Mike and his police partner Carl begin to get on each other's nerves after working too many double shifts together during a snowstorm. (S1 Ep17) 
14:30Mike & Molly Peggy Shaves Her Legs When Peggy and Molly have lunch together, Mike worries that his mother is telling Molly unflattering stories about his childhood. (S1 Ep18) 
15:00Speechless S-u-r--Surprise! Dylan asks Maya not to give her a birthday party but Maya throws a surprise bash anyway. Jimmy and Kenneth try to find something in common. (S1 Ep17/23) 
15:30Speechless D-i--Ding When Maya dents a nearby car, Ray leaves a note to the other driver behind his mother's back. Kenneth hides the fact that he's been moonlighting. (S1 Ep18/23) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Tattler Peralta and Gina attend their 20-year high school reunion. Boyle helps Diaz with a decision. A radio show mystery sound contest baffles the guys. (S6 Ep3/18) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Four Movements Gina plays a game of chess with Captain Holt, goes out for lunch with Diaz and Santiago and infiltrates an expensive social club with Peralta. (S6 Ep4/18) 
17:00The Goldbergs A Christmas Story Beverly begins to worry that the family's holiday traditions have grown stale, so she launches a new celebration called 'Super Hanukkah'. (S3 Ep10/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs The Tasty Boys Adam and Barry team up to form a rap super-group just like the Beastie Boys. Beverly puts pressure on Murray to let her redesign the kitchen. (S3 Ep11/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Brain Bowl Incubation Sheldon tries to convince Amy they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living. (S10 Ep8/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Geology Elevation Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague Bert the geologist has won a prestigious fellowship. (S10 Ep9/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Tom is annoyed by Cindy's underhand tactics. Breda scrambles for answers to defend her actions. Cindy needs to be a tower of strength during a friend's hour of need. 
19:30Come Dine with Me On the fourth day in Swindon and Marlborough, drama teacher Ben is putting on a Middle Eastern and Asian menu. Expectations are high as his fellow contestants suspect he's a foodie. 
20:00Young Sheldon Brand new series - A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board: Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged. Mary helps Pastor Jeff to avoid temptation. (S3 Ep2) 
20:30New: Young Sheldon Brand new series - An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom: Meemaw refuses to drive Sheldon to a lecture. Georgie attempts to impress Veronica with his new business venture. (S3 Ep3) 
21:00New: Pants on Fire Brand new series: Mel B and Kem Cetinay join host Emma Willis as they try to uncover the truth among the absolute lies, which include stunt driving, a marathon and a pro surfing move. (Ep3) 
22:00Celebrity Gogglebox What do Rylan Clark-Neal, Denise van Outen, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Little Mix, Kelly Osbourne and other famous faces think of our top telly, from Killing Eve to Countdown? (Ep1) 
23:10The Big Bang Theory The Extract Obliteration Sheldon is thrilled when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at community college. (S6 Ep6/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Habitation Configuration Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7/24) 
00:05First Dates Matthew has been to Disneyland 43 times, but hasn't yet met his Prince Charming. Can fellow Disney fanatic Paul give him his happy ever after? (S5 Ep4) 
01:15Pants on Fire Brand new series: Mel B and Kem Cetinay join host Emma Willis as they try to uncover the truth among the absolute lies, which include stunt driving, a marathon and a pro surfing move. (Ep3) 
02:10Rob Beckett's Savage Socials Brand new series: Comedian Rob Beckett brings together the biggest celebrity news and OMG moments of the week, providing his trademark savage commentary on clips, memes and blunders. (Ep4) 
02:50Celebrity Gogglebox What do Rylan Clark-Neal, Denise van Outen, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Little Mix, Kelly Osbourne and other famous faces think of our top telly, from Killing Eve to Countdown? (Ep1) 
03:45The Big Bang Theory The Pants Alternative Sheldon has been awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18/23) 
04:05The Big Bang Theory The Wheaton Recurrence Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy Wil Wheaton is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19/23) 
04:30How I Met Your Mother The Three Days Rule Ted's friends pressure him into waiting three days before calling Holly, a girl he likes, and asking her out, but he secretly starts sending her texts. (S4 Ep21/24) 
04:50Young & Hungry Young & Rob'd Gabi is invited out on a date by a handsome man that Sofia believes is a thief, forcing her to consider whether she should be dating or waiting. (S3 Ep6/10) 
05:15Young & Hungry Young & Lottery Sofia, Yolanda and Elliot put their money together to buy a lottery ticket and fantasise about what their lives would be like after winning. (S3 Ep7/10) 
06:00Hollyoaks Tony hopes that Goldie's plan will uncover Breda's darkest secrets. Edward continues to impress everyone but Finn, and Darren has a cheeky romantic treat in store for Mandy.