This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, December 12 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Yasmine is torn about her friendship with Finn. James confronts Liam when his actions affect his family. The future is looking bright for Sally when she gets some promising news. 
06:30Hollyoaks Mercedes is plagued by a mystery tormentor. James and Liam reach an understanding, but James has an ulterior motive. Yasmine is hurt after confronting Edward about Finn. 
07:00Don't Tell the Bride: Christmas... ...Revenge In this yuletide revisit the brides look back on their special day and get even with the grooms for the 'dream weddings' they organised by giving them nightmare Christmas gifts. 
08:00Mike & Molly Rich Man, Poor Girl When Victoria brings home a new boyfriend called James, the entire family wonders whether she might have found 'The One' at last. (S4 Ep13) 
08:30Mike & Molly Three Girls and an Urn Molly meets the best buddy of her dreams when Peggy's childhood friend Kay comes to town for a visit, but Peggy isn't keen on sharing. (S4 Ep14) 
09:00Young Sheldon A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom Sheldon struggles with newfound popularity after using statistics to aid the school football team. (S1 Ep5/22) 
09:30Young Sheldon A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac Sheldon is determined to be proved right when a Nasa official comes to school and dismisses one of his scientific suggestions. (S1 Ep6/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Monster Isolation After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Contractual Obligation Implementation Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Sixteen Candles It's Adam's 16th birthday, but his parents are too distracted by Barry and Lainey's engagement and Erica's musical ambitions to remember it. (S6 Ep1/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs You Got Zuko'd Adam's girlfriend Jackie returns from her summer in New York but acts like a different person. Beverly is unhappy with Lainey's culinary skills. (S6 Ep2/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine New Captain After Holt is transferred to the NYPD Department of Public Relations, the arrival of a new captain causes the precinct to dissolve into chaos. (S3 Ep1/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Funeral The precinct gets another personnel change, putting Peralta and Santiago's budding relationship at risk. Boyle is attracted to a fellow officer. (S3 Ep2/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Plagiarism Schism Barry Kripke finds proof that Dr Pemberton plagiarised his thesis in college. Should Sheldon and Amy turn their rival in or not? (S12 Ep21/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Maternal Conclusion Leonard is surprised when his mother Beverly comes to visit and is kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. (S12 Ep22/24) 
14:00Mike & Molly 'Tis the Season to Be Molly: Mike assures Molly he'll be home in time for Christmas Eve dinner, but things go awry when he and Carl end up in the back of a stolen truck. (S5 Ep3) 
14:30Mike & Molly Gone Cheatin' Mike and the guys prepare for their annual fishing trip, but the dynamic changes when Carl invites Victoria along, much to Mike's dismay. (S5 Ep4) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hostage Situation Boyle and Genevieve want to take their relationship to a new level, but his ex-wife Eleanor disrupts their plans. Can Peralta help them? (S3 Ep11/23) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9 Days Captain Holt and Peralta contract mumps during an investigation, and decide to be quarantined together so they can use the time to solve the case. (S3 Ep12/23) 
16:00The Goldbergs The Wedding Singer Barry and Lainey's wedding date is right around the corner and Beverly is in her element, but is the groom starting to have second thoughts? (S6 Ep11) 
16:30The Goldbergs The Pina Colada Episode Murray and Geoff try to pull Beverly, Barry and Erica out of their shared misery after Lainey's departure. Coach Nick returns to town. (S6 Ep12) 
17:00Don't Tell the Bride: Christmas... ...on Ice: Rosie yearns for a classy, fairy tale wedding, but groom Nick wants to throw a Christmas-themed event, despite his bride-to-be's unhappy associations with the festive season. 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Dumpling Paradox When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7/17) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Grasshopper Experiment Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him, only to discover he actually can talk to a member of the opposite sex after a few drinks. (S1 Ep8/17) 
19:00Hollyoaks Liam shows off his alternative festive spirit. Breda questions Mercedes' memories from the night she was shot. Jesse gets his hopes up for his big career moment, but is he set for a fall? 
19:30Come Dine with Me Fourth to host this week is 51-year-old parole officer Bernard. He's looking to woo his guests with the classic combination of an evening of Northern Soul and delicious grub. 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The 21-Second Excitation The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (S4 Ep8/24) 
20:30New: Young Sheldon Brand new series - A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken: Mary gets Pastor Jeff involved when Sheldon isn't invited to Billy's party. George and Dr Sturgis bond. (S3 Ep9) 
21:00Gogglebox: Celebrity Special... ...for SU2C: Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne, Danny and Dani Dyer, Dele Alli and Eric Dier, and Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy take to their sofas in aid of SUTC. (S12 Ep8) 
22:00Naked Attraction Anna Richardson hosts the daring dating show as student Charles hopes to turn his disastrous love life around, while non-binary pansexual Lee is open to all genders. (S4 Ep1) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Application Deterioration Leonard, Sheldon and Howard run into problems when they file for a patent. Emily reaches out to Raj after their break-up. (S9 Ep18/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Solder Excursion Diversion Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop. Leonard and Howard lie to their wives to avoid an errand. (S9 Ep19/24) 
00:00Gogglebox Britain's favourite television viewers pass judgement on: The Eurovision Song Contest, American Pie, The Island with Bear Grylls, and the best of the News. (S3 Ep11/12) [SL] 
01:10First Dates Trainee astronaut Nicky hopes her date, motoring journalist Daniel, can take her to the stars. And road sweeper Bruce, 58, aims to find a lady who'll love him for who he is. (S8 Ep9) [SL] 
02:10New: First Dates USA Brand new series - I Take a Lot of Selfies: Two daters struggle with self-image, one returns for a second shot at love, and the survivor of a near-fatal accident bares his emotions. (Ep7) 
03:00New: Fear the Walking Dead Brand new series - Pillar of Salt: At the Colonia, Alejandro reveals his darker side. A hotel resident becomes violent. Madison springs into action and lays down the law. (S2 Ep12/15) 
03:50The Big Bang Theory The Monster Isolation After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17/24) 
04:15The Big Bang Theory The Contractual Obligation Implementation Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18/24) 
04:40New: School of Rock Brand new series - Is She Really Going Out with Him: Summer's jealousy of Freddy's new girlfriend gets the better of her, so she befriends her rival and tries to sabotage them. (S2 Ep9/13) 
05:05New: School of Rock Brand new series - Total Eclipse of the Heart: Summer aims to get over Freddy but ends up getting stuck with him and Kale at school overnight. Dewey helps Tomika beat her fear. (S2 Ep10/13) 
06:00Hollyoaks Mercedes is plagued by a mystery tormentor. James and Liam reach an understanding, but James has an ulterior motive. Yasmine is hurt after confronting Edward about Finn.