This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, October 24 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Milo is furious about Cindy's trouble and is out for revenge. Meanwhile, Glenn helps Jesse in his time of need. 
06:30Hollyoaks Glenn hosts Courtney's baby shower but it descends into chaos. Milo tries to sabotage Dirk and Cindy's relationship, while Diane plans to get Luke and Mandy back together. 
07:00Charmed The Painted World Prue becomes trapped inside a strange and enchanted painting of a castle alongside a supposedly innocent prisoner who is actually a dangerous warlock. 
08:00Charmed The Devil's Music When a number of young women mysteriously disappear from the crowd at a rock band's concerts, Leo believes their manager has made a pact with a demon. 
09:00Melissa & Joey You Little Devil Joe loses his swagger in the bedroom when he learns about the romantic significance of a little devil tattoo that Mel has on her rear end. (S5 Ep14/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey The Early Shift Joe gets a new job as the lifestyle correspondent on a local morning television show but he is required to get up very early every day. (S5 Ep16/22) 
10:00Baby Daddy You Cruise, You Lose Ben meets a runaway bride who's convinced fate has thrown them together. Danny and Riley take their cruise but Bonnie decides to tag along. (S6 Ep8/11) 
10:30Baby Daddy The Rebound Ben helps Tucker in an attempt to win back his ex-girlfriend Sondra. Bonnie and Riley bond at the sales and Danny tries to baby-proof the apartment. (S6 Ep9/11) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother P.S. I Love You: Marshall and Lily worry that Ted's new girlfriend Jeanette is a deranged stalker, but Ted insists that their meeting is simply the result of destiny. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Bad Crazy Ted is reluctant to break up with his crazy girlfriend Jeanette, despite the advice of his friends. Robin is intimidated by the idea of holding baby Marvin. 
12:00New Girl Naked Nick sets up a date with his sarcastic colleague Amanda. But he loses his confidence when Jess nervously giggles as she accidentally walks in on him while he's getting ready. 
12:30New Girl Cece Crashes Cece is determined to convince Jess that Nick likes her as more than just a room-mate. Meanwhile, Schmidt tries to seal the deal with Cece. 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Herb Garden Germination Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Agreement Dissection Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing. (S4 Ep21/24) 
14:00The Goldbergs La Biblioteca es Libros Beverly hears Adam is failing his Spanish class and blames his teacher. Barry gets a job delivering pizzas to win Murray's respect. (S2 Ep19/24) 
14:30The Goldbergs Just Say No As the presidential election approaches, Erica is shocked to discover that Beverly always votes for the political candidate that Murray favours. (S2 Ep20/24) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother Coming Back When Marshall struggles to get back to New York in time for the wedding, he is forced to hire a gas-guzzling car. James reveals that he is getting divorced. (S9 Ep2/24) 
15:30How I Met Your Mother The Broken Code During a poker game, Barney processes his anger at Ted after finding out Ted still has feelings for Robin. Lily realises she is Robin's only girlfriend. (S9 Ep4/24) 
16:00New Girl Control When Jess tries to make Schmidt relax and stop doing all the housework, the delicate ecosystem of the loft is thrown off balance and the place is soon a mess. 
16:30New Girl Fancyman (Part 1/2): Jess has an awkward meeting with Russell Schiller, the wealthy father of a student who has been creating some strange artwork in her class. 
17:00The Goldbergs I Drank the Mold Adam has a birthday sleepover, during which his friend Garry shares out some of his father's home brewed beer and makes everyone sick. (S2 Ep18/24) 
17:30New: Stage School Brand new series: With the world dance finals just around the corner, it's time for Underrated to knuckle down and learn a new routine. And Donna has some exciting news for Josh. (S2 Ep22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Rhinitis Revelation Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Good Guy Fluctuation Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Adam panics when Darcy is nowhere to be found. Mac is unhappy about Neeta and Brody's blossoming friendship. Luke plans to win back Mandy, while Imran makes a shocking discovery. 
19:30Extreme Cake Makers Molly's best friend, cat lover Liz, is turning 30 so Molly has come up with the purr-fect birthday surprise - to bake her a cake that looks identical to her two favourite cats. (Ep12/15) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Insufficiency Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Deception Verification Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) 
21:00Die Hard 2 Film (1990) Thriller. John McClane (Bruce Willis) is in trouble at Washington's Dulles Airport, where an ex-CIA renegade plans to free a South American drugs baron. Violence/strong language. 
23:25The Big Bang Theory The Empathy Optimization The gang plan a Sheldon-free weekend in Las Vegas after coping with his constant demands, rudeness and ingratitude when he was ill. (S9 Ep13/24) 
23:55The Big Bang Theory The Meemaw Materialization Sheldon is thrilled when his beloved grandmother 'Meemaw' comes to visit, but his excitement fades when she butts heads with Amy. (S9 Ep14/24) 
00:25Rude Tube: World Wide Weirder Top 50 of the weirdest clips on the internet, including the amazing chocolate man, a bizarre remake of The Shining and a unicorn that poos ice cream. (S10 Ep10/10) 
01:25Tattoo Fixers Sketch removes a tribute to hopeless romantic Karl's ex. Darren's found god and needs a dirty devil tatt covered by Jay. Alice tackles Alex's Game of Thrones ink. (S3 Ep3) [SL] 
02:30First Dates Singleton Nicole's friends call her Bridget Jones. At first glance, chartered surveyor Gary is no Mr Darcy, but will his karaoke skills impress Nicole? (S5 Ep2) 
03:25Rude Tube Heroes and Villains Alex Zane presents another selection of amusing online clips, including man versus sofa, tree takes on house, and monkey against car. 
04:20Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister continues with more amusing clips. Look out for a giant rat stopping the traffic in Chicago and a Cambodian sea monster. 
04:45Charmed The Painted World Prue becomes trapped inside a strange and enchanted painting of a castle alongside a supposedly innocent prisoner who is actually a dangerous warlock. [SL] 
06:00Hollyoaks Glenn hosts Courtney's baby shower but it descends into chaos. Milo tries to sabotage Dirk and Cindy's relationship, while Diane plans to get Luke and Mandy back together.