This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, February 26 2018

06:00Hollyoaks It's the launch of the new restaurant, and Ella and Leah sneak off to have some fun of their own in the abandoned Hollyoaks High, but things could end badly. 
06:30Hollyoaks Mandy finds information about Darren's past that infuriates her, while Leela's drinking to numb the pain goes too far. Adam and Glenn try to build bridges. 
07:00Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: On their last morning in Lanzarote, the group play kayak polo. The afternoon features a blustery belly-dancing class on the ferry to Gran Canaria. (Ep35/40) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Ten Sessions Ted is turned down for a date by Stella, his dermatologist, and starts being pleasant to her receptionist Abby in order to get on her good side. 
08:00Baby Daddy It's a Nice Day for a Wheeler Wedding Bonnie's wedding planner resigns without warning, so she is relieved when her old friend Charlotte volunteers to help. (S4 Ep20/22) 
08:30Baby Daddy Love and Carriage Riley faints after Danny asks her to marry him, and when she wakes up, she can't remember anything about his proposal. (S5 Ep1/20) 
09:00Melissa & Joey The Chaperones Mel and Joe volunteer to chaperone Ryder's school dance, but get themselves kicked out for bad behaviour. Ryder contemplates breaking up with Stella. (S4 Ep10/21) 
09:30Melissa & Joey I'll Cut You Mel takes Joe's side when he's involved in a hit-and-run accident, until she discovers the other driver is her hairdresser. Ryder tries to win Stella back. (S4 Ep11/21) 
10:00How I Met Your Mother The Bracket Barney tries to track down a mystery female who is warning other women not to sleep with him, but the list of potential candidates is long. 
10:30How I Met Your Mother The Chain of Screaming Marshall fears a dressing down from his angry boss after he hands in a piece of work late. A series of mishaps leads a waiter to scream at Marshall. 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 1/3): Peralta and Holt adjust to their lives in the Witness Protection Programme while crime boss Jimmy 'The Butcher' Figgis is still at large. (S4 Ep1/22) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 2/3): Jimmy Figgis sees Peralta and Holt's video and comes looking for them. A new captain takes over the precinct, but is he up to the job? (S4 Ep2/22) 
12:00The Goldbergs Smother's Day Barry and Erica forget to buy Beverly a Mother's Day present and make some last-minute 'Mom Coupons' instead, hurting her feelings. (S3 Ep22/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs Big Orange Beverly and Lainey hatch a plan to destroy Barry's favourite shirt. Murray decides to tear down the family tree house, leaving Adam distraught. (S3 Ep23/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The White Asparagus Triangulation Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards... perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Vartabedian Conundrum Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he choose to act on her advice? (S2 Ep10/23) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Maybe I'm Amazed After Mel drops a bombshell on Joe during their wedding ceremony, he is forced to make a decision in a hurry that could affect their marriage. (S4 Ep20/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey At Last Still reeling from the unexpected news at the wedding, Joe issues an impulsive invitation without consulting Mel first, putting their new life together in jeopardy. (S4 Ep21/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy Trial by Liar Danny is desperate to build bridges with Riley after their break-up, but she is furious after learning he hooked up with Sam in high school. (S5 Ep11/20) 
15:30Baby Daddy Ben-semination Ben discovers that Tucker has found an unusual way to make some extra cash but when he decides to do the same he rapidly lives to regret it. (S5 Ep12/20) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Fugitive (Part 1/2): When a prison van crashes, a mass escape of convicts takes place and the entire squad must go on a manhunt to track them down. (S4 Ep11/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Fugitive (Part 2/2): Only one escaped prisoner remains on the loose but Peralta is forced to enlist a surprising ally in order to apprehend him. (S4 Ep12/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs The Greatest Musical Ever Written Barry makes fun of Adam for taking part in a school musical. Beverly's job as a substitute teacher causes problems for Erica. (S4 Ep8/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Globetrotters When Adam creates a video that makes it look as though he and his friends beat Barry in a game of basketball, Barry demands a rematch in the gym. (S4 Ep9/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy new female neighbour who moves into the apartment building and threatens to become the 'new Penny'. (S2 Ep19/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Isotope Leonard is devastated when Stuart from the comic book shop chats Penny up. Even worse, she doesn't mind. Sheldon tries to scupper the budding romance. (S2 Ep20/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Darren and Mandy make excuses for their absence, while an old friend returns with a present for Tony. But the friendship soon turns sour. 
19:30New: Coach Trip: Final Week... ...Road to Tenerife: Brand new series: On Gran Canaria, Brendan takes the group sofa boating and for an afternoon class at clown school. Will everyone be laughing after the vote? (Ep36/40) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Matrimonial Metric: Sheldon and Amy secretly test their friends to see who is the most qualified to act as best man and maid of honour at their wedding. (S11 Ep12/24) 
20:30Young Sheldon Brand new series - Pilot: US comedy prequel to The Big Bang Theory about gifted but eccentric nine-year-old Sheldon Cooper, who doesn't find it easy growing up in East Texas. (S1 Ep1/22) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Gemma's head is a mess as she weighs up the two men chasing her. Ollie tries to decide whether Dr Jason is Mr Right. And it's crunch time for Seb and Tallia. (S4 Ep17/20) 
22:00Celebrity First Dates Jess Wright from The Only Way Is Essex, Richard Blackwood, Esther Rantzen and Paralympic silver medal winner Will Bayley visit the restaurant for dates with members of the public. (Ep1) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Proton Transmogrification Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Gorilla Dissolution Penny re-evaluates her life, including taking a big step with Leonard, while Howard and Bernadette struggle to care for Mrs Wolowitz. (S7 Ep23/24) 
00:00Tattoo Fixers Alice flushes away Lucy's toilet tatt, Jay tackles Tom's superhero design, Sketch covers Chris's boastful nickname and Glen removes Darren's chat-up line leg art. (S4 Ep3) 
01:10Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Gemma's head is a mess as she weighs up the two men chasing her. Ollie tries to decide whether Dr Jason is Mr Right. And it's crunch time for Seb and Tallia. (S4 Ep17/20) 
02:15First Dates Ex-cruise ship worker Dale is ready to start looking for love again, five years after his partner passed away. Meanwhile, Fred lets Cici off work early to go on a date of her own. (S8 Ep13) 
03:05Celebrity First Dates Jess Wright from The Only Way Is Essex, Richard Blackwood, Esther Rantzen and Paralympic silver medal winner Will Bayley visit the restaurant for dates with members of the public. (Ep1) 
04:00Rules of Engagement Goodbye Dolly Audrey accidentally breaks a little girl's doll. She does her best to have the toy repaired, but keeps damaging it further in bizarre accidents. Brenda goes on a date. 
04:20How I Met Your Mother The Bracket Barney tries to track down a mystery female who is warning other women not to sleep with him, but the list of potential candidates is long. 
04:45Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty sister presents a host of crazy clips. Watch out for a train that travels through an apartment block and the worst parasailing take off ever made. 
05:05Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister features more mischievous and crazy clips including a raccoon versus a dustcart, and a super-fast Smart car. 
06:00Hollyoaks Mandy finds information about Darren's past that infuriates her, while Leela's drinking to numb the pain goes too far. Adam and Glenn try to build bridges.