This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, September 23 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Ste is struggling to keep his emotions in check. Meanwhile, no one can believe how far things have gone. The police are ready to take action. 
06:30Hollyoaks Maxine shocks Sienna with her latest stunt to make herself look ill. James presents Maxine and Damon with a harsh reality and Marnie plays matchmaker for her son. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother The Bracket Barney tries to track down a mystery female who is warning other women not to sleep with him, but the list of potential candidates is long. (S3 Ep14/20) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother The Chain of Screaming Marshall fears a dressing down from his angry boss after he hands in a piece of work late. A series of mishaps leads a waiter to scream at Marshall. (S3 Ep15/20) 
08:00Melissa & Joey Feel the Burn After winning a 10-course dining experience in a raffle, Mel decides to join an exercise boot camp to lose weight before gorging on the gourmet meal. (S4 Ep4/21) 
08:30Melissa & Joey Plus One When Mel takes Joe to a social event connected with her work, he reveals too much about both their opinions to the press and gains her some bad publicity. (S4 Ep5/21) 
09:00Baby Daddy A Love/Fate Relationship Tucker is unhappy with his love life, so Ben and Bonnie invent a glamorous secret admirer to give him some much needed confidence. (S4 Ep10/22) 
09:30Baby Daddy Home Is Where the Wheeler Is Riley can't face the mess she has made out of her relationships with Ben and Danny, so she runs home to her mother's house. (S4 Ep11/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Pancake Batter Anomaly Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. However, his friends know how miserable he is when he's ill and stay well away from him. (S1 Ep11/17) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Jerusalem Duality Sheldon's confidence is shaken to the core when he encounters Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than he is. (S1 Ep12/17) 
11:00The Goldbergs The Circle of Driving US comedy about an 11-year-old boy documenting his life in 1980s suburbia with his parents' video camera. Barry wants driving lessons. (S1 Ep1/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs Daddy Daughter Day A day out with Erica at the roller-skating rink leaves Murray wishing he hadn't asked his daughter to confide in him about her life. (S1 Ep2/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Karen Peralta On his birthday, Peralta takes Santiago to meet his mother. Diaz and Boyle struggle to deal with a new mandate on body cams during a stakeout. (S3 Ep14/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The 9-8 The Nine-Nine play host to officers from nearby precinct the Nine-Eight when their station house is flooded, reuniting Peralta with his old partner. (S3 Ep15/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Status Quo Combustion With potential changes affecting different aspects of his personal and professional life, Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future. (S7 Ep24/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Locomotion Interruption Leonard and Amy take an impromptu road trip to Arizona to pick up Sheldon when his epic railway journey ends in chaos. Penny has an interview. (S8 Ep1/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey More Than Roommates Joe inherits an ugly chair from his grandma and is pleased to be able to bring a piece of his life into Mel's home at last, but Mel doesn't agree. (S4 Ep14/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Accidents Will Happen Mel thinks she might be pregnant but is unsure about whether to share the tidings with Joe because he's busy preparing for a major business pitch. (S4 Ep15/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy It's a Nice Day for a Wheeler Wedding Bonnie's wedding planner resigns without warning, so she is relieved when her old friend Charlotte volunteers to help. (S4 Ep20/22) 
15:30Baby Daddy Love and Carriage Riley faints after Danny asks her to marry him, and when she wakes up, she is unable to remember anything about his proposal. (S5 Ep1/20) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 1/3): Peralta and Holt adjust to their lives in the Witness Protection Programme while crime boss Jimmy 'The Butcher' Figgis is still at large. (S4 Ep1/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 2/3): Jimmy Figgis sees Peralta and Holt's video and comes looking for them. A new captain takes over the precinct, but is he up to the job? (S4 Ep2/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs Kara-Te On the eve of the annual high school talent show, Beverly and Murray fall out over Barry's plan to perform his martial arts routine on stage. (S1 Ep11/23) 
17:30The Goldbergs You're Under Foot When Beverly complains that Pops is spending too much time with her at home, Murray takes him back to work at the furniture shop. (S1 Ep12/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Champagne Reflection Sheldon and Amy record the final episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Penny tells Bernadette how her colleagues really feel about her. (S8 Ep10/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Clean Room Infiltration Amy hosts a Victorian Christmas Eve dinner, complete with party games, and Raj, Leonard and Howard have pigeon problems. (S8 Ep11/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks James is growing suspicious of Maxine and puts Mitchell's career on the line in his search for the truth. Damon arranges a final meal at The Hutch for Maxine. 
19:30The Good Place What We Owe to Each Other Eleanor is enlisted to help Michael with an important task. Chidi acts as the third wheel on a couples outing to help out a friend. (S1 Ep6/13) 
20:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Bimbo Holt and Peralta investigate when valuable antique coins are stolen from the university where Kevin works. Jeffords and Santiago get competitive. (S6 Ep13/18) 
20:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Ticking Clocks Peralta and the squad track down a hacker who infiltrates the precinct's servers, compromising protected information on undercover agents. (S6 Ep14/18) 
21:00New: Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Sam Thompson returns to the Chelsea fold and still has an axe to grind with Jamie over his betrayal with Habbs. Are they able to repair their broken friendship? (S18 Ep4) 
22:00First Dates Ex-pop star Jay and call centre manager Brett reveal some surprises from their past and play a game of dare. Primary school teacher Richard gives his date Jess a '15 out of 10'. (S10 Ep10) 
23:10The Big Bang Theory The Lunar Excitation Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23/23) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Robotic Manipulation Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1/24) 
00:05Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite opinionated viewers think of Strictly, Lost and Found, I'm a Celebrity, Blue Planet II, Avatar, The Sex Robots Are Coming and the News? (S10 Ep13) 
01:10Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Pash tackles Rebecca's pain in the neck. Sketch destroys Layton's dodgy design. Alice takes pity on Teresa and her kitty. Uzzi covers Sean's crustacean situation. (S6 Ep9) [SL] 
02:10Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Sam Thompson returns to the Chelsea fold and still has an axe to grind with Jamie over his betrayal with Habbs. Are they able to repair their broken friendship? (S18 Ep4) 
03:05First Dates Ex-pop star Jay and call centre manager Brett reveal some surprises from their past and play a game of dare. Primary school teacher Richard gives his date Jess a '15 out of 10'. (S10 Ep10) [SL] 
04:00The Big Bang Theory The Pancake Batter Anomaly Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. However, his friends know how miserable he is when he's ill and stay well away from him. (S1 Ep11/17) 
04:20The Big Bang Theory The Jerusalem Duality Sheldon's confidence is shaken to the core when he encounters Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than he is. (S1 Ep12/17) 
04:45How I Met Your Mother The Bracket Barney tries to track down a mystery female who is warning other women not to sleep with him, but the list of potential candidates is long. (S3 Ep14/20) 
05:05How I Met Your Mother The Chain of Screaming Marshall fears a dressing down from his angry boss after he hands in a piece of work late. A series of mishaps leads a waiter to scream at Marshall. (S3 Ep15/20) 
06:00Hollyoaks Maxine shocks Sienna with her latest stunt to make herself look ill. James presents Maxine and Damon with a harsh reality and Marnie plays matchmaker for her son.