This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, October 21 2017

06:00Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister presents online videos of the world's largest rope swing, a ticklish camel, and a cat taking on a fridge. 
06:30Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Mummy's boy Tiago plans to put his self-conscious bride Karlette on the big screen at his 1950s drive-in wedding, but she wants something intimate and contemporary. (Ep13) 
07:25Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Jamie and Frankie can't seem to leave the past in the past, while newbie Charlie finds himself in an awkward love triangle with arch rivals Mimi and Tiff. (S14 Ep2/12) 
08:30Couples Come Dine with Me This episode comes from Ashford in Kent, where Francophiles Stephanie and Ian, the first hosts, amaze their guests by living in a tiny version of the Palace of Versailles. 
09:30Couples Come Dine with Me This episode, from the north Kent coast, features an egg phobia, a banter battle, an impromptu proposal and a haka. And one contestant puts his foot in it with his own fianc?e, twice. 
10:30How I Met Your Mother The Time Travelers Barney asks Ted to go with him to see a Robots Versus Wrestlers show. Marshall and Robin argue over the invention of a new cocktail at McLaren's bar. 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Romeward Bound The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome so that she can act as his art consultant while he lives there, but she frets about the effect on Marshall's career. 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Old School Peralta is overjoyed when his hero, veteran crime reporter Jimmy Brogan, visits the precinct, but things soon go awry. Jeffords and Boyle prepare Diaz for a day in court. 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Sal's Pizza When Peralta's favourite restaurant burns down, the fire marshal assumes that the owner is the prime suspect in the investigation. A virus hits the precinct's computers. 
12:30The Goldbergs Cowboy Country New couple Lainey and Barry talk Murray into watching a football match with Lainey's dad Bill, but the two fathers support opposing teams. (S2 Ep12/24) 
13:00The Goldbergs Van People Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to drive. Adam is voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook but when he objects he is suspended. (S2 Ep13/24) 
13:30The Goldbergs Barry Goldberg's Day Off Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. (S2 Ep14/24) 
14:00The Goldbergs Happy Mom, Happy Life Dana and Adam are given a doll to parent for a class assignment but their project is compromised when Beverly keeps interfering. (S2 Ep15/24) 
14:30The Goldbergs The Lost Boy Murray takes Adam to a Phillies baseball game and lets him leave his seat on his own for the first time, but Adam gets lost in the stadium. (S2 Ep16/24) 
15:00Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Mummy's boy Tiago plans to put his self-conscious bride Karlette on the big screen at his 1950s drive-in wedding, but she wants something intimate and contemporary. (Ep13) 
16:00The Great British Bake Off Our five bakers are stepping back in time and using unfamiliar recipes for Forgotten Bakes week. There's a sweet and savoury signature challenge and Prue sets a boozy technical. (Ep8/10) 
17:15The Great British Bake Off: An... ...Extra Slice: Jo Brand chats with celebrity Bake Off fans and shines a light on the best, worst and the must-try-harder moments from the latest episode. With exclusive footage. (Ep8/10) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Monster Isolation After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Contractual Obligation Implementation Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18/24) 
19:00The Big Bang Theory The Matrimonial Momentum Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1/24) 
19:30The Big Bang Theory The Separation Oscillation Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2/24) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Bachelor Party Corrosion The guys' science skills are tested when they get a flat tyre during Leonard's surprise bachelor party weekend in Mexico. (S9 Ep3/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The 2003 Approximation Sheldon sulks when Penny and Leonard announce they're moving in together. Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book shop. (S9 Ep4/24) 
21:00Die Hard Film (1988) Violent action-thriller starring Bruce Willis. A New York cop attempts to free hostages who are being held in a skyscraper by an arch villain. With Alan Rickman. Strong language. 
23:40Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite opinionated viewers think of television programmes including Dogs Might Fly, Drive, Marcella, Sex Box, Mastermind and Natural Born Winners? (S7 Ep8) 
00:40Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite opinionated viewers think of Britain's Got Talent, Indian Summers, Millionaires' Mansions, Bake Off: Cr?me de la Cr?me, Die Hard and the News? (S7 Ep9) 
01:50Rude Tube: Epic Legends Top 50 celebrating a host of unforgettable online characters, including the UK's foremost expert in pointless skills and a hands-free beer drinking yoga hack. (S10 Ep8/10) 
02:50Rude Tube Freaky Skills and Geeky Thrills Rude Tube celebrates the greatest internet videos, with snake eaters, speed climbers, escalator skiers, amazing contortionists and a drive-through rapper. 
03:15Tattoo Fixers The tattooing titans return as Jay saves Luke's bacon with a polished portrait, Alice deletes Hannah's horrible hashtag and Sketch beautifies Mark's belly Buddha. (S3 Ep1) [SL] 
04:10How I Met Your Mother The Time Travelers Barney asks Ted to go with him to see a Robots Versus Wrestlers show. Marshall and Robin argue over the invention of a new cocktail at McLaren's bar. 
04:35How I Met Your Mother Romeward Bound The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome so that she can act as his art consultant while he lives there, but she frets about the effect on Marshall's career. 
04:55Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister has found some cats singing the Star Wars theme, a hilarious pee prank and an escaped honey badger. 
06:00Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister is back for another series of cheeky and daft clips. Look out for the craziest road junction in the world and a cow... in space!