This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, May 22 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Sienna can't take Laurie's torment any longer. After talking to his wife Sinead, she realises she must take matters into her own hands. 
06:30Hollyoaks Will Brody and Liberty manage to stop Sienna making a catastrophic decision? Meanwhile, Sinead has a shocking confession to make. 
07:00Rules of Engagement A Wee Problem Jeff does his best to make a heavily pregnant Brenda laugh, Adam annoys Audrey with his non-stop chatter during a spa visit, and Timmy starts his new job. 
07:30Rules of Engagement 100th Brenda goes into labour on Jen and Adam's wedding day. When Timmy's work visa expires due to Russell's carelessness, the two are forced to patch up their differences. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother Showdown Lily and Marshall decide to live apart for the fortnight before their wedding, while Barney is ecstatic to appear as a contestant on The Price Is Right. (S2 Ep20/22) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Something Borrowed When Marshall and Lily's plans for their dream wedding go awry, their friends save the day and give them the low-key ceremony they've dreamed of. (S2 Ep21/22) 
09:00Baby Daddy You Cruise, You Lose Ben meets a runaway bride who's convinced fate has thrown them together. Danny and Riley take their cruise but Bonnie decides to tag along. (S6 Ep8/11) 
09:30Baby Daddy The Rebound Ben helps Tucker in an attempt to win back his ex-girlfriend Sondra. Bonnie and Riley bond at the sales and Danny tries to baby-proof the apartment. (S6 Ep9/11) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Workplace Proximity Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that this will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Romance Resonance Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs A Chorus Lie Adam hits puberty and just as his voice is changing, he is given the lead in the school musical. Can he survive the performance by lip-synching? (S3 Ep2/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs Jimmy 5 Is Alive Barry accidentally records over Beverly's prized videotape of his fifth birthday party. Adam and Murray fall out when they build a robot. (S3 Ep3/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Apartment Peralta is in danger of losing his flat but has no money to buy his own place, so Gina tries to help him find a new home. The officers do self-evaluations. (S1 Ep18/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Tactical Village The officers attend mandatory training exercises in which all regional precincts compete. Captain Holt becomes addicted to a game on his smartphone. (S1 Ep19/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Expedition Approximation Sheldon and Raj see if they could survive a dark-matter research expedition in a salt mine by simulating the conditions in a steam tunnel. (S8 Ep6/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Misinterpretation Agitation A smitten doctor turns up at Penny's door after her flirtatious sales techniques on behalf of the pharmaceutical company work too well. (S8 Ep7/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey The Perfect Storm Mel grounds Lennox because she's failing chemistry, but when Mel's father Senator Russell Burke shows up unexpectedly, he undermines her authority. (S1 Ep5/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Spies and Lies Mel catches Joe having secret meetings in the basement with a girl called Tessa, and discovers that they're on a manhunt for her brother-in-law, Lewis Scanlon. (S1 Ep6/30) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Jake and Sophia Peralta hits it off with a woman in a bar, only to find out she is the defence attorney representing a perpetrator he wants to put in jail. (S2 Ep6/23) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Lockdown Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving because Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7/23) 
16:00Speechless N-e--New Y--Year's E--Eve Jimmy convinces Maya to go on a night out together on New Year's Eve, but they struggle with Maya's urge to rush home to the kids. (S2 Ep10/18) 
16:30Speechless The H-u-s--Hustle Maya and Jimmy get dragged into a school fundraiser at which Maya makes a new friend. Ray explores his reckless side with JJ and Dylan. (S2 Ep11/18) 
17:00The Goldbergs Baio and Switch To get closer to Barry and Erica, Beverly promises to bring actor Scott Baio to town for a charity event. Adam gets into a tricky situation. (S3 Ep12/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Double Dare After watching a game show together for years, Adam and Emmy are excited to learn that the producers will be holding auditions at their school. (S3 Ep13/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Intimacy Acceleration When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Colonization Application Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Sinead is desperate for help, Nancy feels awful for fighting on the wrong side, and Harry is furious once he discovers who James's new client is. 
19:30New: Speechless Brand new series - F-a--Fashion 4 A--All: Maya and Melanie take their fashion line to an Abilities Expo but find it unfriendly. Ray goes with JJ on an overnight college visit. (S3 Ep13/22) 
20:00New: The Goldbergs Brand new series - Mom Trumps Willow: Adam decides to see the movie Willow instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly. Barry tires of his status as the family's middle child. (S6 Ep22) 
20:30New: Schooled Brand new series - CB Likes Lainey: When CB gathers the courage to tell Lainey he has feelings for her, Barry derails his plans. Glascott can't make the teachers like each other. (Ep12/13) 
21:00New: Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Brand new series: Pash tackles Rebecca's pain in the neck. Sketch destroys Layton's dodgy design. Alice takes pity on Teresa and her kitty. Uzzi covers Sean's crustacean situation. (S6 Ep9) 
22:00New: First Dates Abroad Brand new series: In the Australian restaurant, Clare is nervous about her date with Aaron and asks the staff for conversation tips. Milanka thinks Chris should date her mother. (S4 Ep7) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Weekend Vortex Amy is upset when Sheldon breaks his promise to attend her aunt's birthday party in order to join the guys for a video game marathon. (S5 Ep19/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Transporter Malfunction Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon some Star Trek memorabilia but she is irked when they refuse to remove the toys from their packaging. (S5 Ep20/24) 
00:05Don't Tell the Bride Essex couple Jas and Bobby could be heading for rocky waters. One of them wants a quiet wedding, while the other favours a Titanic-style night to remember. (Ep6) 
01:10First Dates Abroad Brand new series: In the Australian restaurant, Clare is nervous about her date with Aaron and asks the staff for conversation tips. Milanka thinks Chris should date her mother. (S4 Ep7) 
02:10Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Brand new series: Pash tackles Rebecca's pain in the neck. Sketch destroys Layton's dodgy design. Alice takes pity on Teresa and her kitty. Uzzi covers Sean's crustacean situation. (S6 Ep9) [SL] 
03:05The Goldbergs Brand new series - Mom Trumps Willow: Adam decides to see the movie Willow instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly. Barry tires of his status as the family's middle child. (S6 Ep22) 
03:25Schooled Brand new series - CB Likes Lainey: When CB gathers the courage to tell Lainey he has feelings for her, Barry derails his plans. Glascott can't make the teachers like each other. (Ep12/13) 
03:50The Big Bang Theory The Workplace Proximity Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that this will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5/24) 
04:10The Big Bang Theory The Romance Resonance Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6/24) 
04:30New Girl Par 5: Jess tags along with Fawn to a charity golf tournament so that she can network with a powerful education official. Winston meets a beautiful woman. (S4 Ep20/22) 
04:55New Girl Panty Gate Schmidt takes the fall to help Fawn out of an embarrassing political scandal. Coach faces a life-changing decision about his future with May. (S4 Ep21/22) 
05:15How I Met Your Mother Showdown Lily and Marshall decide to live apart for the fortnight before their wedding, while Barney is ecstatic to appear as a contestant on The Price Is Right. (S2 Ep20/22) 
06:00Hollyoaks Will Brody and Liberty manage to stop Sienna making a catastrophic decision? Meanwhile, Sinead has a shocking confession to make.