This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, July 25 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Harry makes a shock discovery but will it change his plans? Mercedes continues to lie to Sylver, Marnie helps James make a big decision, and sparks fly between two of Tom's Turtles staff. 
06:30Hollyoaks Sienna is in disguise, while Marnie tries to talk some sense into James. Liam confesses his feelings for Mercedes. Tom is laying down the law, and Sienna has a proposition for Liberty. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Voluntary Commitment Russell discovers that having a male assistant at work can be advantageous. Audrey decides to do some voluntary work and makes a bet with Jeff. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Jeff's New Friend Jeff is surprised when Audrey tells him that the friend he made at the gym is gay, while Russell worries about the young woman he's dating. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother Lobster Crawl Ted fills in as baby Marvin's nanny as a favour to Lily and Marshall, while Robin is determined to get Barney back, no matter what it takes. (S8 Ep9/24) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother The Over-Correction Robin grows suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice and, thinking that Barney is going through an emotional crisis, tries to split them up. (S8 Ep10/24) 
09:00Melissa & Joey The Honeymooners Mel is disappointed when her honeymoon to Tahiti is cancelled because she has broken her leg, so Joe surprises her with a romantic getaway. (S5 Ep3/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey The Day After When Dani wants to go on a date with a boy from school, Joe tells her that she's not allowed, so she tricks Mel into taking her along instead. (S5 Ep4/22) 
10:00black-ish VIP Dre takes his family to a theme park and hires a VIP tour guide, hoping to enjoy the kind of magical, opulent holiday he was never able to have as a child. (S3 Ep1/24) 
10:30black-ish God When Dre discovers that Zoey is questioning her belief in God, he experiences a crisis of faith and looks to family members and colleagues for support. (S3 Ep2/24) 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Gray Star Mutual A fire destroys Boyle's food truck, Diaz helps Santiago pick her wedding dress, while Gina and Jeffords coach Holt in the art of social media. (S5 Ep18/22) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bachelor/ette Party Boyle organises an elaborate scavenger hunt for Peralta's bachelor party, but the guys take short cuts that throw the event into disarray. (S5 Ep19/22) 
12:00Young Sheldon A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11/22) 
12:30Young Sheldon A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he is the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Thespian Catalyst Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. (S4 Ep14/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Benefactor Factor A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science. (S4 Ep15/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey You Little Devil Joe loses his swagger in the bedroom when he learns about the romantic significance of a little devil tattoo that Mel has on her rear end. (S5 Ep14/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey The Early Shift Joe gets a new job as the lifestyle correspondent on a local morning television show but he is required to get up very early every day. (S5 Ep16/22) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Crime Scene Peralta and Diaz doggedly work and rework a crime scene in an effort to solve a difficult murder case that is clouded by confusing evidence. (S6 Ep6/18) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Honeypot Peralta and Captain Holt clash over the merits of Holt's newly hired assistant. The team attempt to clean and declutter the communal office. (S6 Ep7/18) 
16:00black-ish Lemons Tensions are high at Dre's office as staff discuss the outcome of the presidential election and fail to get any work done, much to Dre's frustration. (S3 Ep12/24) 
16:30black-ish Good Dre Hunting Rainbow convinces a begrudging Dre to attend therapy sessions so he can learn how to cope with his anger issues. Johan becomes a life coach. (S3 Ep13/24) 
17:00Young Sheldon A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster The family help a broken-hearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Mary takes Sheldon to work for a day. (S2 Ep21/22) 
17:30Young Sheldon A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast Sheldon asks the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Georgie yearns for cable TV. (S2 Ep22/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Roommate Transmogrification Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Skank Reflex Analysis Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks It's Maxine's hen do. Meanwhile, at the Hula Luau stag do, Damon struggles to contain his emotions. Walter meddles in Prince's love life, and has Breda found her next victim? 
19:30New: School of Rock Brand new series - Freddy Fights for His Right to Party: Freddy is invited to a bash thrown by some older students, but he has to make a tough decision when Zack isn't included. (S1 Ep9/12) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Itchy Brain Simulation A worried Leonard thinks that Sheldon will over-react when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Thanksgiving Decoupling Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law, who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9/24) 
21:00New: Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - Sicko: Peralta and Boyle investigate a serial killer. Holt spars with his rival, Commissioner Kelly. Jeffords deals with complications after his recent exam. (S6 Ep17/18) 
21:30New: The Good Place Brand new series - Leap to Faith: Michael receives a surprise visitor who has some important news, while Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani and Jason attempt to solve a puzzling riddle. (S2 Ep9/13) 
22:00The Inbetweeners The Trip to Warwick Simon and his new girlfriend Tara are going on a trip to visit her sister at university, but the other boys decide to invite themselves along. (S3 Ep4/6) 
22:35The Inbetweeners Will Is Home Alone Will's mum is off on a weekend with an old friend. Will is left home alone and the other boys take advantage of the situation. It's all fun until the morning. (S3 Ep5/6) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Geology Elevation Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague Bert the geologist has won a prestigious fellowship. (S10 Ep9/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Property Division Collision Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions into two separate households but tension ensues. (S10 Ep10/24) 
00:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Your Honor Captain Holt's mother seeks help from the precinct. Jeffords, Diaz and Boyle redecorate the breakroom. Santiago teaches Gina how to change a tyre. (S4 Ep19/22) 
00:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Slaughterhouse Peralta and Diaz try to earn the respect of their idol, Lt Melanie Hawkins, after accidentally disrupting one of her undercover cases. (S4 Ep20/22) 
01:00Rick and Morty [adult swim] Brand new series - Pickle Rick: Rick turns himself into a pickle in one of his crazy experiments, while Beth, Summer and Morty attend family therapy sessions. (S3 Ep3/10) 
01:35Robot Chicken [adult swim] Strummy Strummy Sad Sad Fred Flintstone runs from the dinosaur revolution. Sebastian has union trouble with his orchestra. Jessica Jones gets an intervention. (S9 Ep5) 
01:50Robot Chicken [adult swim] 3 2 1 2 333, 222, 3... 66?: Robot Chicken wonders how Harriet the Spy would fit into the modern world of Cyberwarfare. Alvin and the Chipmunks play Coachella. (S9 Ep6) 
02:058 Out of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts as Rob Beckett, Katherine Ryan, Tom Allen, Maya Jama, Richard Osman and Catherine Bohart kick off a fresh series of the comedy panel show. (S21 Ep1) 
02:50Gogglebox Britain's favourite television viewers pass judgement on: The Eurovision Song Contest, American Pie, The Island with Bear Grylls, and the best of the News. (S3 Ep11/12) [SL] 
03:45The Good Place Brand new series - Leap to Faith: Michael receives a surprise visitor who has some important news, while Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani and Jason attempt to solve a puzzling riddle. (S2 Ep9/13) 
04:10Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - Sicko: Peralta and Boyle investigate a serial killer. Holt spars with his rival, Commissioner Kelly. Jeffords deals with complications after his recent exam. (S6 Ep17/18) 
04:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Your Honor Captain Holt's mother seeks help from the precinct. Jeffords, Diaz and Boyle redecorate the breakroom. Santiago teaches Gina how to change a tyre. (S4 Ep19/22) 
04:55Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Slaughterhouse Peralta and Diaz try to earn the respect of their idol, Lt Melanie Hawkins, after accidentally disrupting one of her undercover cases. (S4 Ep20/22) 
05:15How I Met Your Mother Lobster Crawl Ted fills in as baby Marvin's nanny as a favour to Lily and Marshall, while Robin is determined to get Barney back, no matter what it takes. (S8 Ep9/24) 
06:00Hollyoaks Sienna is in disguise, while Marnie tries to talk some sense into James. Liam confesses his feelings for Mercedes. Tom is laying down the law, and Sienna has a proposition for Liberty.