This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, October 20 2017

06:00Hollyoaks This special episode concentrates on a day in the life of teens Peri, Yasmine and Lily, alongside their guardians Leela, Misbah and Diane. 
06:30Hollyoaks Zack tries to help Leela, who is struggling to cope. Tony worries about Harry's whereabouts, while Cindy is caught red-handed, and Lily cancels on Prince. 
07:00Charmed D?j? Vu All Over Again: A warlock repeatedly tries to kill the Charmed Ones and a demon turns back time after each failure so he can try again, creating havoc with Phoebe's premonitions. 
08:00Melissa & Joey Being There Hoping to improve face-to-face communication within the family, Joe puts a ban on the use of all mobile phones and computers over the weekend. (S5 Ep9/22) 
08:30Melissa & Joey Parental Guidance Joe is furious when he finds out that Dani invited some older friends over to the house and they drank his expensive bottle of wine. (S5 Ep10/22) 
09:002 Broke Girls And the Childhood Not Included Caroline loses Han's expensive pet fish while cleaning out the tank. Oleg and Sophie try to split up with their casual dates. (S4 Ep3/22) 
09:302 Broke Girls And the Old Bike Yarn When a bicycle is abandoned outside the serving hatch of the cupcake business, Caroline takes it in order to start a delivery service. (S4 Ep4/22) 
10:00Baby Daddy A Mother of a Day: Tucker's mother shows up just as he's preparing to attend an awards ceremony with Bonnie. Will Riley's pregnancy stop her from being promoted? (S6 Ep4/11) 
10:30Baby Daddy When Elle Freezes Over Sam wants to give her relationship with Ben another chance. Bonnie is hired as Elle's new estate agent. Riley practises being a parent. (S6 Ep5/11) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Romeward Bound The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome so that she can act as his art consultant while he lives there, but she frets about the effect on Marshall's career. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Something Old Robin is desperate to find her 'something old', which she buried in Central Park years before the wedding, and Barney bonds with Robin's father. 
12:00The Goldbergs Happy Mom, Happy Life Dana and Adam are given a doll to parent for a class assignment but their project is compromised when Beverly keeps interfering. (S2 Ep15/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs The Lost Boy Murray takes Adam to a Phillies baseball game and lets him leave his seat on his own for the first time, but Adam gets lost in the stadium. (S2 Ep16/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Cohabitation Formulation Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. Leonard rekindles his relationship with Priya. (S4 Ep16/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Toast Derivation A surprised Sheldon is disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him. (S4 Ep17/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Be the Bigger Person Mel launches a healthy diet campaign while running for a Senate seat, but a voter soon catches her out eating some unhealthy fast food. (S5 Ep21/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Double Happiness Mel receives unexpected news that could directly affect her run for a Senate seat. Lennox and Zander are involved in a serious car crash. (S5 Ep22/22) 
15:00Baby Daddy May the Best Friend Win While out clubbing, Ben and Tucker meet a girl called Ava. They both return with her phone number and argue over who should call her. (S1 Ep7/10) 
15:30Baby Daddy The Daddy Whisperer Ben begs to join super-mum Izzy's parenting class. When baby Emma grabs some items in a store, Bonnie and Riley are held for shoplifting. (S1 Ep8/10) 
16:00New Girl Jess and Julia Jess enlists Julia to help her get out of paying for a traffic ticket, but feels annoyed when Julia isn't very friendly towards her. Winston fails to woo a former date. 
16:30New Girl Valentine's Day Desperate not to be alone on Valentine's Day, Jess goes hunting for a man on a night out with Schmidt, while Julia's career clashes with Nick's romantic plans. 
17:00The Goldbergs The Darryl Dawkins Dance As the school dance approaches, Erica asks Beverly to help her find Barry a date to keep him away from her best friend Lainey. (S2 Ep11/24) 
17:30New: Stage School Brand new series: The National Dance Championships have finally arrived for Underrated, but how will they perform on the big stage, and will Kieran's meeting with Taboo backfire? (S2 Ep20) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Infestation Hypothesis Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Pulled Groin Extrapolation Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Glenn hosts Courtney's baby shower but it descends into chaos. Milo tries to sabotage Dirk and Cindy's relationship, while Diane plans to get Luke and Mandy back together. 
19:30Extreme Cake Makers Karisha Pithwa takes inspiration from Bollywood to create a seven-tiered wedding cake covered in 1000 fresh and silk flowers; the cake will also include a hand-piped henna design. (Ep10/15) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Cooper/Kripke Inversion Sheldon is forced to work on the same project as his nemesis Barry Kripke. Howard and Raj spend a fortune on personalised action figures. (S6 Ep14/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Spoiler Alert Segmentation After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for this big step. (S6 Ep15/24) 
21:00The Twilight Saga: Breaking... Film ...Dawn Part Two: (2012) Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson star in the final chapter of the horror-romance. Also starring Taylor Lautner, Michael Sheen, Peter Facinelli and Billy Burke. 
23:15The Big Bang Theory The Platonic Permutation At Thanksgiving, Sheldon and Amy hang out as friends at the aquarium, and Howard reluctantly agrees to volunteer at a soup kitchen. (S9 Ep9/24) 
23:45The Big Bang Theory The Earworm Reverberation Sheldon is driven to distraction when he can't get a familiar tune out of his head. Howard and Raj find out their band has a fan. (S9 Ep10/24) 
00:15Tattoo Fixers Will needs Lou's help covering a famous face in an intimate place. Jay assists glamour model Gigi, who has the initials of not one, but two exes on her breast. (S1 Ep9/9) [SL] 
01:25Rude Tube: Man v Machine Featuring crashes and mashes, a magic carpet ride on the streets of New York and Mike Tyson falling off a hoverboard... what more could you want? (S10 Ep7/10) 
02:30First Dates: The Proposal Three daters return to the restaurant hoping to pull a cracker for Christmas, while some couples who had great dates first time around return - and one of them gets down on bended knee... 
03:25GameFace Brand new series - Onion: Marcella's brother Billy comes out of rehab and the squabbles start up again. And finally Marcella has an audition, but the acting role requires her to cry. (Ep3) 
03:50Rude Tube: Naughty and Naked Rude Tube celebrates the most outrageous and hilarious flashes of flesh to have graced the web, featuring the exhibitionists and mischief makers responsible for them. 
04:20Rude(ish) Tube This time, Rude Tube's naughty little sister has found a pranking Superman, a Superwoman bending a frying pan, and a Supershark vs a Superdog. 
04:40Charmed D?j? Vu All Over Again: A warlock repeatedly tries to kill the Charmed Ones and a demon turns back time after each failure so he can try again, creating havoc with Phoebe's premonitions. 
06:00Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister presents online videos of the world's largest rope swing, a ticklish camel, and a cat taking on a fridge.