This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, August 21 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Goldie is forced to lie to her mum about Joel. Maxine has some distressing news for Damon, and Liam tries to fix things with Bobby. There's a shocking discovery in the village. 
06:30Hollyoaks The village is shaken by the disturbing discovery. The walls are closing in on Breda, but will she manage to talk her way out of it? Damon has a big idea to show Maxine how special she is. 
07:00Rules of Engagement The Jeff Photo While at a gallery, Audrey finds an old photo of Jeff looking very fit, which motivates him to try to get fit again. Russell is having no luck with women. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Double Down Jeff and Audrey are thrown into a panic when their surrogate, Brenda, has an ultrasound scan that reveals they might be having twins. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother Purple Giraffe Ted feels desperate when Robin doesn't turn up to a party he invited her to as a second date and he vows to continue throwing parties until she does. (S1 Ep2/22) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Sweet Taste of Liberty Ted agrees that Barney should spice up his love life, as a result of which he ends up flying to Philadelphia for a crazy adventure. (S1 Ep3/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Young Love Mel embarks upon a romantic relationship with a younger man. Lennox faces a challenge when she aims to take up the post of editor of the school blog. (S1 Ep21/30) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Mel and Joe's Anniversary Joe confronts his ex-wife for going on a date with a new man to their special place on what would have been their wedding anniversary. (S1 Ep22/30) 
10:00Baby Daddy The Slump Dr Shaw decides that Riley's the cause of Danny's inability to focus during ice hockey matches. Riley thinks things are moving too fast with Fitch. (S2 Ep5/16) 
10:30Baby Daddy Ben's Big Gaycare Adventure Ben tries to get Emma into daycare by flirting with cute assistant manager Megan, who jumps to the wrong conclusion about Ben and Tucker. (S2 Ep6/16) 
11:00Speechless F-i--First S-e--Second F--First Day When new students with disabilities start at the school, Maya urges their parents to demand full-time aides like Kenneth. (S2 Ep2/18) 
11:30Speechless J-J's D-r--Dream Ray gets in over his head when he makes up a fake charity to impress his girlfriend. Maya gives newly promoted Jimmy tips on being the boss. (S2 Ep3/18) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Operation Broken Feather: Peralta is upset to hear that Santiago is considering leaving the precinct to work with his nemesis 'the Vulture' in the Special Crimes Unit. (S1 Ep15/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Party Captain Holt invites the entire squad over to his house to celebrate his birthday, but Peralta and Santiago make a bad impression on Holt's husband Kevin. (S1 Ep16/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Re-entry Minimization Howard is disappointed when he doesn't receive a hero's welcome on his return from space. Will he ever get the recognition he deserves? (S6 Ep4/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Holographic Excitation The gang celebrates Halloween with a fancy dress party at Stuart's comic book shop, but Sheldon and Amy can't agree on which costumes to wear. (S6 Ep5/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey I Can Manage When Mel feels the pressure of balancing her home renovations with her duties at work, Joe convinces her to put him in charge of construction. (S2 Ep1/15) 
14:30Melissa & Joey If You Can't Stand the Heat Mel is charmed by the good-looking young man who designs her new kitchen cabinets, but Joe's reaction to him leads to an argument. (S2 Ep2/15) 
15:00Baby Daddy Surprise! Ben learns why Riley doesn't like celebrating her birthday. Bonnie reveals she forgot to complete some paperwork and that Ben isn't Emma's sole custodian. (S2 Ep15/16) 
15:30Baby Daddy Emma's First Christmas Ben and Danny end up wearing elf suits when they go out of their way to find a particular toy as a Christmas gift for baby Emma. (S2 Ep16/16) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Jimmy Jab Games When the squad has time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3/23) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween II Peralta and Holt repeat their Halloween wager of the previous year as Peralta bets the Captain that he can steal his watch before midnight. (S2 Ep4/23) 
17:00Speechless D-i--DiMeo A-c--Academy After a dust-up about JJ's graduation with his teachers, Maya comes to her son's rescue and launches her own school from their home. (S2 Ep12/18) 
17:30Speechless E-i--Eighteen JJ struggles with not being treated like an adult on his 18th birthday. Ray tries to make Taylor jealous with some of his father's old moves. (S2 Ep13/18) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Cooper/Kripke Inversion Sheldon is forced to work on the same project as his nemesis Barry Kripke. Howard and Raj spend a fortune on personalised action figures. (S6 Ep14/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Spoiler Alert Segmentation After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for this big step. (S6 Ep15/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Maxine is over the moon for her big day, but will Sienna manage to convince her to tell the truth? Liam gives Mercedes a big ultimatum, and Jack helps a grieving villager. 
19:30The Goldbergs The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook Beverly and Adam appear on a mother-and-son cookery show on public access TV. Barry ruins his college letter of recommendation. (S6 Ep18/23) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Locomotion Interruption Leonard and Amy take an impromptu road trip to Arizona to pick up Sheldon when his epic railway journey ends in chaos. Penny has an interview. (S8 Ep1/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Junior Professor Solution When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension is brewing between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2/24) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Nathan goes on a second date with sexy Spanish Alain, hoping it will be as spicy as the first! Jack Fincham is sent on a new date with Megan. (S7 Ep14/20) 
22:00New: Wife Swap USA Brand new series: An old-school mother of eight children swaps lives with a gay millennial father of two infants who believes that traditional ways aren't always the best. (S1 Ep4) 
23:00The Big Bang Theory The Dumpling Paradox When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7/17) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Grasshopper Experiment Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him, only to discover he actually can talk to a member of the opposite sex after a few drinks. (S1 Ep8/17) 
00:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Bimbo Holt and Peralta investigate when valuable antique coins are stolen from the university where Kevin works. Jeffords and Santiago get competitive. (S6 Ep13/18) 
00:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Ticking Clocks Peralta and the squad track down a hacker who infiltrates the precinct's servers, compromising protected information on undercover agents. (S6 Ep14/18) 
01:00Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Nathan goes on a second date with sexy Spanish Alain, hoping it will be as spicy as the first! Jack Fincham is sent on a new date with Megan. (S7 Ep14/20) 
02:05Wife Swap USA Brand new series: An old-school mother of eight children swaps lives with a gay millennial father of two infants who believes that traditional ways aren't always the best. (S1 Ep4) 
02:55Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite TV viewers think of Doctor Foster, Strictly Come Dancing, Sex Diaries Webcam Couples, Release the Hounds, First Dates, The X Factor and the News? (S6 Ep4) [SL] 
03:50Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Bimbo Holt and Peralta investigate when valuable antique coins are stolen from the university where Kevin works. Jeffords and Santiago get competitive. (S6 Ep13/18) 
04:15Brooklyn Nine-Nine Ticking Clocks Peralta and the squad track down a hacker who infiltrates the precinct's servers, compromising protected information on undercover agents. (S6 Ep14/18) 
04:40How I Met Your Mother Purple Giraffe Ted feels desperate when Robin doesn't turn up to a party he invited her to as a second date and he vows to continue throwing parties until she does. (S1 Ep2/22) 
05:05How I Met Your Mother Sweet Taste of Liberty Ted agrees that Barney should spice up his love life, as a result of which he ends up flying to Philadelphia for a crazy adventure. (S1 Ep3/22) 
05:30Rules of Engagement The Jeff Photo While at a gallery, Audrey finds an old photo of Jeff looking very fit, which motivates him to try to get fit again. Russell is having no luck with women. 
06:00Hollyoaks The village is shaken by the disturbing discovery. The walls are closing in on Breda, but will she manage to talk her way out of it? Damon has a big idea to show Maxine how special she is.