This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, April 18 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Darren is worried that the baby may not be his biological son, so he orders a DNA kit, while Luke wants to fight for his family. Brooke meddles in Juliet's love life. 
06:30Hollyoaks Ollie tells Mandy that Luke wants a paternity test, but Mandy is worried about Darren. Kyle is horrified to see who Nancy has invited to his party, and Laurie manipulates Sinead. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Ghost Story Audrey is upset when Jeff says that he doesn't believe she saw her dead grandmother's ghost. Russell tries to persuade Timmy not to go through with his marriage. 
07:30Rules of Engagement The Four Pillars Adam struggles to take an engagement photo that he likes, while Jeff and Audrey decide to attend a relationship counselling session. 
08:00Sabrina the Teenage Witch Sabrina in Wonderland Sabrina meets a handsome guy at the office but always does her best to avoid him. Puzzled by her own behaviour, she tries to find out what's going on. (S7 Ep13/22) 
08:30Sabrina the Teenage Witch Present Perfect Sabrina casts a spell to eliminate all her flaws and make her incapable of mistakes. But the perfect new Sabrina soon jeopardises her job and friendships. (S7 Ep14/22) 
09:00Baby Daddy Lights! Camera! No Action! Tucker arranges for Danny to be interviewed on a television chat show. Ben and Riley have a misunderstanding over Angela. (S3 Ep3/21) 
09:30Baby Daddy Bonnie's Unreal Estate Riley's company is hired to represent a preacher whose life is tainted by a scandal. Bonnie's new career in real estate hits problems. (S3 Ep4/21) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Russian Rocket Reaction Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Rhinitis Revelation Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs The Ring An infuriated Beverly confronts her husband when she discovers that her engagement ring is the same one that Murray gave to his former fiancée. (S1 Ep5/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs Who Are You Going to Telephone? Adam abandons Pops at Halloween to go trick-or-treating with a group of cool new friends who are really up to no good. (S1 Ep6/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Moo Moo Jeffords aims to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas. (S4 Ep16/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cop-Con The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event, usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by asking them to be on their best behaviour. (S4 Ep17/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Fish Guts Displacement Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Santa Simulation Sheldon unwillingly reveals painful memories of Christmas past when Leonard persuades him to join in with a seasonal game of Dungeons & Dragons. (S6 Ep11/24) 
14:00Baby Daddy Play It Again, Bonnie A lovesick Bonnie realises how much she misses her ex-boyfriend Brad, so she turns to Tucker for help in arranging a reunion. (S3 Ep13/21) 
14:30Baby Daddy Livin' on a Prom: When Bonnie goes on strike because she feels unappreciated, Ben tries to get back into her good books by taking her to a Bon Jovi concert. (S3 Ep14/21) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine HalloVeen The precinct embarks on its fifth annual Halloween Heist. Everybody has a plan, no one is safe, and relationships and friendships are sorely tested. (S5 Ep4/22) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bad Beat To track down an arms dealer, Peralta and Jeffords go undercover at an illegal gambling club. Hitchcock and Scully have an unusual challenge for Diaz. (S5 Ep5/22) 
16:00The Goldbergs Muscles Mirsky When Beverly is caught out reading Erica's diary she promises to trust her daughter instead of snooping in future, but Erica takes advantage. (S1 Ep15/23) 
16:30The Goldbergs Goldbergs Never Say Die! Adam and his friends go on a treasure hunt inspired by comedy adventure film The Goonies when Pops misplaces some family jewels. (S1 Ep16/23) 
17:00The Crystal Maze Maze Master Richard Ayoade guides the Well Read and Underfed team, a group of plucky students, through the Maze. But will they graduate with honors or will the Maze mark them down? (Ep6) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Tenure Turbulence A tenured position becomes available at the university, and competition soon heats up when Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all apply for it. (S6 Ep20/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Closure Alternative Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Scott and Ste host the Easter fete in the hope of cheering up Diane and Tony, and all the business owners get involved. Stuart and Jonny cause trouble with the Maaliks. 
19:30New: Speechless Brand new series - B-r-i--British I-n-v--Invasion: Maya's regal mother pays a visit at Thanksgiving and the family struggle to impress her. Kenneth's overbearing father arrives. (S2 Ep6/18) 
20:00New: The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Laureate Accumulation: When their academic competitors charm America on a publicity tour, Sheldon and Amy try to get some Nobel laureates on their side. (S12 Ep18/24) 
20:30New: Young Sheldon Brand new series - Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary: Thinking she may be expecting, Mary secretly buys a pregnancy test with Meemaw. Sheldon takes up the violin. (S2 Ep17/22) 
21:00New: Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - Four Movements: Gina plays a game of chess with Captain Holt, goes out for lunch with Diaz and Santiago and infiltrates an expensive social club with Peralta. (S6 Ep4/18) 
21:30New: Dead Pixels Brand new series - Big Nose: The live action and animation comedy. Meg starts live streaming from Kingdom Scrolls but flatmate Alison worries she won't make a living from it. (Ep4/6) 
22:00Derry Girls The girls are tense about a big exam and naturally jump at a dubious opportunity to get out of it, especially as it involves spending time with the beautiful Father Peter. (Ep3/6) 
22:35Derry Girls Erin is excited that teenage Katya, 'a child of Chernobyl', is coming to stay, but Katya isn't exactly grateful to be in Derry. And there are developments in Granda Joe's love life. (Ep4/6) 
23:05The IT Crowd From Hell Boss Douglas tries to run Reynholm Industries into the ground, Jen has to deal with a builder from hell, Roy loses 20 quid and Moss learns how to stand up to ruffians. (S3 Ep1/6) 
23:40The IT Crowd Are We Not Men? A new football website allows Roy and Moss to pass as 'proper' men for a momentous couple of days. Jen goes out with a man who looks like a magician. (S3 Ep2/6) 
00:15The Big Bang Theory The Adhesive Duck Deficiency Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8/23) 
00:40The Big Bang Theory The Vengeance Formulation Howard is scared about committing to Bernadette so he avoids her. Then he realises he's made a mistake and, to compensate, he proposes to her. (S3 Ep9/23) 
01:10Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Britain's Got Talent, Nature's Weirdest Event, Dr Who, First Dates, Culinary Genius, and the News? (S9 Ep9) [SL] 
02:15Gogglesprogs The Gogglesprogs give their honest, inimitable and ultimately hilarious take on the biggest and best TV. What do they think of Simply Nigella, The Lion King and Made in Chelsea? (Ep3) [SL] 
03:05Celebs Go Dating The mini-break has arrived as the celebs are off to Crete, but Callum's decision to invite two girls along comes back to bite him on the behind in a big way. (S5 Ep19/20) 
04:00Dead Pixels Brand new series - Big Nose: The live action and animation comedy. Meg starts live streaming from Kingdom Scrolls but flatmate Alison worries she won't make a living from it. (Ep4/6) 
04:25Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - Four Movements: Gina plays a game of chess with Captain Holt, goes out for lunch with Diaz and Santiago and infiltrates an expensive social club with Peralta. (S6 Ep4/18) 
04:50The Big Bang Theory The Russian Rocket Reaction Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5/24) 
05:10The Big Bang Theory The Rhinitis Revelation Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6/24) 
06:00Hollyoaks Ollie tells Mandy that Luke wants a paternity test, but Mandy is worried about Darren. Kyle is horrified to see who Nancy has invited to his party, and Laurie manipulates Sinead.