This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, August 16 2019

06:00Hollyoaks The tension mounts as Ste is offered a way out of the far right group. Mercedes fools around with Liam while her husband is away, but she doesn't realise that someone is in the house. 
06:30Hollyoaks Stuart and Jonny have an alarming secret plan, which is discovered by an intruder. Goldie is burning all of her clothes from her exes, and Mercedes has to cover her tracks. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Uh-Oh It's Magic Russell takes his date Jessica to a magic show, only to see the magician make her disappear and not return. Illusionist Criss Angel guest stars. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Singing and Dancing When Timmy joins an 'a cappella' group, he is keen to keep his new hobby a secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey have an annoying new neighbour. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother Daisy Marshall tries to work out where Lily went when she stormed out of the hotel on the night of their big fight. Robin is worried by Barney's pre-wedding behaviour. (S9 Ep20/24) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Gary Blauman When an old friend of the gang, Gary Blauman, shows up at the hotel for Robin and Barney's wedding unexpectedly, the seating plan is thrown into disarray. (S9 Ep21/24) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Lost in Translation Mel asks Joe to act as translator when she has a meeting with a Japanese businessman, but once they all get together for dinner, things turn awkward. (S1 Ep15/30) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Joe Versus the Reunion Despite everything that has happened to him over the past year, Joe decides to go to his college reunion and meet up with his former classmates. (S1 Ep16/30) 
10:00Baby Daddy A Wheeler Family Christmas Outing Ben tries to bring everyone together for Emma's first Christmas photo, including his dad Ray, who's been keeping a secret. (S1 Ep9/10) 
10:30Baby Daddy Something Borrowed, Something Ben Riley organises a wedding for her friends Katie and Dave but is horrified when Ben invites his wild pal Gene to the event. (S1 Ep10/10) 
11:00Speechless C-h--Cheater! Maya and Kenneth hold JJ accountable for his academic future when he cheats in a test at school. Ray gets involved in a get-rich-quick scheme. (S1 Ep19/23) 
11:30Speechless R-u-n--Runaway When Maya learns that JJ attempted to run away from home, she's determined to help him complete the task, but her actions exasperate her son. (S1 Ep20/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Sal's Pizza When Peralta's favourite restaurant burns down, the fire marshal assumes the owner is the prime suspect in the investigation. A virus hits the precinct's computers. (S1 Ep9/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Thanksgiving Santiago hosts a Thanksgiving dinner at her apartment for all of her colleagues at the precinct, but the celebration risks turning into a holiday disaster. (S1 Ep10/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Stag Convergence Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Launch Acceleration When Nasa informs Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey The Other Longo When Joe's photographer brother Tony visits, Mel is impressed by his work and asks him to take some shots of her. Lennox avoids Ryder when he has a cold. (S1 Ep25/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Teacher/Teacher Joe gets Ryder into trouble with his teacher when he helps him to complete a homework assignment. Mel sneaks Lennox into an 18-years-and-over concert. (S1 Ep26/30) 
15:00Baby Daddy All's Flair in Love and War Tucker's girlfriend Vanessa gets an assistant manager position at Ben's bar and makes Ben's life miserable with ridiculous hours. (S2 Ep9/16) 
15:30Baby Daddy Test Anxiety Ben's feelings are hurt when Riley wants to talk to Danny and not him about her bar exam woes, but she finally confides in him. (S2 Ep10/16) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Tactical Village The officers attend mandatory training exercises in which all regional precincts compete. Captain Holt becomes addicted to a game on his smartphone. (S1 Ep19/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Fancy Brudgom Boyle asks Peralta to be his best man. Jeffords, Santiago and Gina start a new diet but struggle to stick to it. Holt helps Diaz to make a sincere apology. (S1 Ep20/22) 
17:00Speechless B-r-i--British I-n-v--Invasion Maya's regal mother pays a visit at Thanksgiving and the family struggle to impress her. Kenneth's overbearing father arrives. (S2 Ep6/18) 
17:30Speechless B-i--Bikini U-n--University JJ convinces his parents to take him on a trip to explore a college he is interested in. Ray goes wild when he's left home alone. (S2 Ep7/18) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The 43 Peculiarity The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Parking Spot Escalation When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Goldie is forced to lie to her mum about Joel. Maxine has some distressing news for Damon, and Liam tries to fix things with Bobby. There's a shocking discovery in the village. 
19:30The Goldbergs My Valentine Boy Erica and Valley Erica find a new band member to replace Lainey. Adam and Murray plot to escape from Valentine's Day dinner with Beverly. (S6 Ep15) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Anything Can Happen Recurrence Penny and Leonard distract Sheldon from his career problems by reinstating Anything Can Happen Thursday. Raj asks for Howard's advice. (S7 Ep21/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Proton Transmogrification Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22/24) 
21:00Now You See Me Film (2013) Thriller starring Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Mark Ruffalo, Isla Fisher and Morgan Freeman about four magicians who commit a series of impressively bold robberies. 
23:15New: Rick and Morty [adult swim] Brand new series - The Ricklantis Mixup: Rick and Morty have an amazing adventure in Atlantis, and the Citadel of Ricks prepares for its first democratic presidential election. (S3 Ep7/10) 
23:40New: Robot Chicken: DC Comics... ...Special II (adult swim): Brand new - Villains in Paradise: The Robot Chicken writers explore what happens when the DC villains end up on the same beach as the DC heroes at spring break. 
00:15Rick and Morty [adult swim] Big Trouble in Little Sanchez Summer becomes terrified by the possibility of a vampire attack. Rick urges Beth and Jerry to resolve their problems by having off-planet therapy. (S2 Ep7/10) 
00:45The Big Bang Theory The Sibling Realignment When Sheldon learns that his mother won't attend his wedding unless he invites his brother Georgie, he and Leonard travel to Texas. (S11 Ep23/24) 
01:15The Big Bang Theory The Bow Tie Asymmetry Everyone focuses on making sure all the arrangements for Amy and Sheldon's big day go according to plan - except the bride and groom. (S11 Ep24/24) 
01:45Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Honeypot Peralta and Captain Holt clash over the merits of Holt's newly hired assistant. The team attempt to clean and declutter the communal office. (S6 Ep7/18) 
02:15Brooklyn Nine-Nine He Said, She Said Captain Holt suspects a cunning escape after discovering that his lifelong criminal arch-nemesis has died in a prison transport accident. (S6 Ep8/18) 
02:35Gogglebox Britain's favourite viewers return for another series. What do they think of Strictly Come Dancing, The X Factor, Bake Off, First Dates, Time Crashers and Lady Chatterley's Lover? (S6 Ep1) [SL] 
03:30New: Gogglebox Australia Brand new series: The Goggleboxers share opinions on The Bachelorette, World's Biggest Pets, Gruen, Celebrity Apprentice, Nigella Feasts, Australian Story, The X Factor and RBT. (S2 Ep1/8) 
04:25Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Honeypot Peralta and Captain Holt clash over the merits of Holt's newly hired assistant. The team attempt to clean and declutter the communal office. (S6 Ep7/18) 
04:45Brooklyn Nine-Nine He Said, She Said Captain Holt suspects a cunning escape after discovering that his lifelong criminal arch-nemesis has died in a prison transport accident. (S6 Ep8/18) 
05:10How I Met Your Mother Daisy Marshall tries to work out where Lily went when she stormed out of the hotel on the night of their big fight. Robin is worried by Barney's pre-wedding behaviour. (S9 Ep20/24) 
06:00Rude(ish) Tube Shorts A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring food and animals.