This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, October 16 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Myra is suspicious when Cleo and Joel decide to bring their trip to Tanzania forward. 
06:30Hollyoaks Tony joins Damon, Brody and Mac for a poker game, while Lily goes up against Yasmine and Peri in a journalism competition to win an internship. 
07:00Charmed When Bad Warlocks Turn Good Prue tries to help a troubled young man who is destined to become one of a trio of evil warlocks. Can he avoid his fate by entering the priesthood? 
08:00Melissa & Joey Maybe I'm Amazed After Mel drops a bombshell on Joe during their wedding ceremony, he is forced to make a decision in a hurry that could affect their marriage. (S4 Ep20/21) 
08:30Melissa & Joey At Last Still reeling from the unexpected news at the wedding, Joe issues an impulsive invitation without consulting Mel first, putting their new life together in jeopardy. (S4 Ep21/21) 
09:002 Broke Girls And the Pity Party Bus Max is heartbroken when Randy breaks up with her via his therapist Elliot, so Caroline rents a party bus to cheer her friend up. (S5 Ep16/22) 
09:302 Broke Girls And the Show and Don't Tell The girls return to New York from California and tell Caroline's father that they plan to open a dessert bar with the film cash. (S5 Ep17/22) 
10:00Baby Daddy Not So Great Grandma Bonnie isn't thrilled when she finds out Ben invited her estranged mother Nana Lyle to town for Emma's nursery school family weekend. (S5 Ep14/20) 
10:30Baby Daddy Unholy Matrimony Ben poses as Brad, Bonnie's absent husband, when her friends from work refuse to believe that she has an attractive, younger partner. (S5 Ep15/20) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother The Final Page (Part 2/2): Barney tells Ted that he plans to make a Christmas proposal to Patrice. Marshall and Lily have their first night away together since the birth of baby Marvin. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Band or DJ? When Robin learns that Barney failed to ask her father's permission before proposing, she insists that he gets Robin Sr's approval as soon as possible. 
12:00The Goldbergs A Goldberg Thanksgiving Beverly challenges Erica to participate in Jazzercise after Erica says her mum's obsession is sad. Marvin visits at Thanksgiving. (S2 Ep7/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs I Rode a Hoverboard Adam breaks his arm and exaggerates to his friends that he fell off a hoverboard, just like the hero in the film Back to the Future. (S2 Ep8/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The 21-Second Excitation The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (S4 Ep8/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Boyfriend Complexity When Penny's father comes to visit, Leonard discovers her parents still think that he and Penny are a couple, so he takes advantage of the situation. (S4 Ep9/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Gone Girl Mel tries to talk Lennox out of going to Colombia on a research expedition with her college professor. Joe makes Dani call her mother, Felicia. (S5 Ep11/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Call of Duty Reeling from Ryder's announcement that he wants to join the Navy, Mel and Joe try to discourage him by putting him through a mock boot camp. (S5 Ep13/22) 
15:00Baby Daddy The Third Wheeler Ben whisks Riley away for a hike in the woods to give her a break from an overprotective Danny. Bonnie and Tucker try to get Brad out of jail. (S6 Ep6/11) 
15:30Baby Daddy The Sonny-Moon Ben is jealous when Bonnie wants to take Danny on a cruise to celebrate his impending fatherhood. Tucker starts telling lies after meeting an ex. (S6 Ep7/11) 
16:00New Girl Kryptonite Coach moves out and Winston, who's been on a two-year stint as a basketball coach in Latvia, returns to his old flat. Jess gets her belongings back from her ex-boyfriend. 
16:30New Girl Wedding The guys are invited to the wedding of a mutual friend. Worried that he'll run into his ex-girlfriend, Nick asks Jess to be his date. Schmidt is on the prowl for single women. 
17:00The Goldbergs A Goldberg Thanksgiving Beverly challenges Erica to participate in Jazzercise after Erica says her mum's obsession is sad. Marvin visits at Thanksgiving. (S2 Ep7/24) 
17:30New: Stage School Brand new series: The dance crew try to focus on the upcoming National Dance Championships, but after bumping into rival dance outfit Taboo the road to glory may not be smooth. (S2 Ep16) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Parking Spot Escalation When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Zarnecki Incursion When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Diane is furious when she discovers Tony's lies, while Peri and Yasmine are shocked by what they find out about Lily. 
19:30Extreme Cake Makers Molly has a tall order: a celebration cake complete with 50 edible peacock feathers and 3000 gold flowers for a flamboyant customer to help him celebrate 35 years as a drag artist. (Ep6/15) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Extract Obliteration Sheldon gets excited when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at community college. (S6 Ep6/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Proposal Proposal: Amy must decide whether or not to marry Sheldon and answers his proposal. Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news. (S11 Ep1/24) 
21:00New: Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Jamie and Frankie can't seem to leave the past in the past, while newbie Charlie finds himself in an awkward love triangle with arch rivals Mimi and Tiff. (S14 Ep2/12) 
22:00Tattoo Fixers Jay deals with a couple who are obsessed with getting cheap tattoos on holiday. Lou sorts out Thom, who has a rude tribute to one of his friends on his rear end. (S1 Ep7/9) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Matrimonial Momentum Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Separation Oscillation Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2/24) 
00:00Rude Tube: Mashed 'n' Trashed Alex Zane presents great viral homages, pastiches and parodies with Darth Vader made of balloons, a dragon-slaying politician and a beatboxing Forrest Gump. (S10 Ep3/10) 
01:05Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Jamie and Frankie can't seem to leave the past in the past, while newbie Charlie finds himself in an awkward love triangle with arch rivals Mimi and Tiff. (S14 Ep2/12) 
02:10First Dates Can policeman Mark cross the thin line between hate and love on a date with self-confessed 'nightmare' Abi? And will latex-loving Shirlie bond with her fellow divorcee Dave? (S4 Ep12) 
03:05Tattoo Fixers Victoria is in desperate need of a tattoo cover-up so she can train as a teacher. Abigail gets inked at the age of 75 and Hollie loses her cheeky chicken tattoo. (S1 Ep8/9) [SL] 
03:55Rude Tube: Pranks and Stunts Rude Tube celebrates the greatest internet videos. This episode features skateboarding mishaps, electric shocks, incredible graffiti artists and a masterful fire farter. 
04:20Rude(ish) Tube This instalment of Rude Tube's naughty little sister includes the incredible Big Egg, a shark attack in Amsterdam, plus dinner with Epic Mealtime. 
04:45Charmed When Bad Warlocks Turn Good Prue tries to help a troubled young man who is destined to become one of a trio of evil warlocks. Can he avoid his fate by entering the priesthood? 
06:00Hollyoaks Tony joins Damon, Brody and Mac for a poker game, while Lily goes up against Yasmine and Peri in a journalism competition to win an internship.