This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Tuesday, May 1 2018

06:00Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir: Simon Says: Humiliated by Gabriel Agreste, the hypnotist Jacques Grimault is akumatized and can make people obey his orders. Simon Says: destroy Ladybug and Cat Noir! S1 E20 
06:27Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir: Guitar Villain: Hard rocking crook Guitar Villain seeks revenge against a young, arrogant pop singer. To stop him, Ladybug and Cat Noir must sharpen their wits! S1 E21 
06:58Lab Rats Elite Force Home Sweet Home - Part Two: While at Caldera, Scarlett turns on Skylar, and it's up to the rest of the team, and a set of android girls, to save her. S5 E11 
07:29K.C. Undercover Unmasking the Enemy K.C. sets a trap to reveal Brady's secret identity. S3 E10 
08:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... ...Cat Noir: The Collector: Adrien's father is akumatized into The Collector. Will Ladybug and Cat Noir manage to stop him and to unmask Hawk Moth? S2 E1 
08:31Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Darkblade: After losing the local elections, Armand d'Argencourt gets akumatized. Now Darkblade and armed with his sword, he wants to become mayor. S1 E12 
09:02Hotel Transylvania Breakfast at Lydia's/The Trouble with Wendies Mavis wins employee of the month. She shares breakfast with Aunt Lydia. Dr. Gillman saves Wendy's ponytail and now she owes him. S1 E7 
09:33Tangled Queen Rapunzel Rapunzel is excited to be left in charge but when a terrible blizzard threatens to destroy Corona, the Princess is faced with some difficult decisions. S1 E11 
10:04Elena Of Avalor First Day of Rule Elena officially becomes crown princess and rescues her sister, Isabel, from Noblins, elf-like shapeshifting creatures based on a Chilean peuchen myth. S1 E1 
10:35Sofia The First Sofia the Second On the day of the dance Sofia's friend arrives early, she promised to show her around. Sofia discovers a way she can be in two places at once, but there are problems. S2 E10 
11:06Vampirina Bone Appetit/Woodchuck Woodsies Demi brings infamous Chef Remy Bones to the Scare B&B to help with meal preparations. Vee joins Poppy and Bridget at a Woodchuck Wooodsie event. S1 E7 
11:37Tangled The Wrath of Ruthless Ruth When The Snuggly Duckling is haunted by its original owner, Ruthless Ruth, Rapunzel helps the Pub Thugs to figure out what the ghost wants from them. S1 E17 
12:08Hotel Transylvania Stop or My Mummy Will Shout Pedro told his mum he was running the hotel, but now she's coming to visit. Should he own up, or keep up the pretence? S1 E12b 
12:23K.C. Undercover K. C. Levels Up: When K.C. is up for a promotion at The Organization, she becomes obsessed with acing her test. S2 E12 
12:54K.C. Undercover Catch Him if You Can K.C. must capture wanted computer hacker Noah Stone, but finds herself competing against teen bounty hunter Pinky Carter, who also wants to catch the hacker. S2 E13 
13:25Liv and Maddie Skate-a-Rooney Liv's pro skater boyfriend arrives for a contest she's due to judge. Before he realises Liv's a judge he dumps her then tries to get her back. The girls plan their revenge. S1 E3 
13:56Bizaardvark Amelia's Perfectly Imperfect Volleyball Adventure Paige bribes the volleyball coach to put Amelia on the team. Amelia's bloated ego lands them in a match with the state champions. S2 E17 
14:27Hotel Transylvania Drop the Needle/Really Gross Anatomy Mavis reluctantly makes a deal with her cousin Klaus. Mavis and the gang teach Dr Gilman about medicine. S1 E17 
14:58Elena Of Avalor The Princess Knight Elena enters a fencing tournament in disguise to prove that she's a great fencer. S1 E13 
15:29Tangled Under Raps Rapunzel discovers that Cassandra has a new crush and is excited by the prospect of going on double dates with her best friend. S1 E9 
16:00Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Nino is angry with Adrien's father and Hawk Moth uses that anger to turn him into The Bubbler, who makes adults disappear. Will Ladybug and Cat Noir escape? S1 E2 
16:31Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Ice-cream maker Andre is akumatized by Hawk Moth. As Glaciator he turns people into ice cream, which starts to melt! S2 E3 
17:00K.C. Undercover Family Feud The Cooper family and Agent Johnson are trying to get Abby to give up the whereabouts of her parents. With no luck getting Abby to talk, they keep her in jail. S2 E26 
17:31Andi Mack Best Surprise Ever Amber fails to defend Jonah Beck when her friends mock his Space Otters team. Jonah turns to Andi, who is convinced Bex and Bowie are destined to be together. S1 E12 
18:02Stuck In The Middle Stuck in a Gold Medal Performance: The Diaz family hosts Olympic medallist Laurie Hernandez for a dinner that spirals out of control. S2 E9 
18:33New: Bizaardvark Paige is Wrong Paige and Frankie have conflicting views on a girl named Jade. Paige's cousin convinces Bernie that someone as talented as he is needs to expand his brand. S2 E18 
19:04Bunk'd Live from Camp Kikiwaka When the kids realize how outdated the Camp Kikiwaka website is, they decide to do a live stream to show people how great the camp is. S1 E15 
19:35Lab Rats Elite Force The Rock Bree is disappointed by the Elite Force Breakdown, a list ranking the team in order of importance. The powerful Arcturion space rock from Mighty Med resurfaces. S5 E14 
20:08Raven's Home Vending the Rules Booker and Levi want expensive virtual reality goggles so Levi comes up with a plan to sell black market snacks at school. S1 E9 
20:39Liv and Maddie Detention-A-Rooney In order to get out of a mother/son pageant, Parker intentionally gets up to mischief to get detention. Pete plays nurse when Liv and Maddie get sick at the same time. S2 E9 
21:10Jessie Creepy Connie 3 - The Creepening: Creepy Connie is back to warn Luke about her friend Mad Mac, who has an even bigger obsession with him than she does. But things aren't always what they seem. S3 E11 
21:41Austin & Ally Beach Clubs & BFFs Trish is jealous when she thinks Kira is replacing her as Ally's BFF. Austin and Dez find a treasure map at the beach club and become obsessed with finding the treasure. S3 E4 
22:12That's So Raven Where There's Smoke Raven's in charge while her dad's away. She finds a packet of cigarettes in Cory's trouser pocket while doing laundry but It turns out he took them away from Cindy. S4 E19 
22:43Hannah Montana Lilly's Mum has Got It Goin' On: Lilly's mum has a date with Hannah's dad. The girls want the date to be a success but it doesn't go well after Lilly's mum insists on paying half. S2 E16 
23:14Wizards Of Waverly Place The Supernatural Justin falls for Kari, who loves baseball, so he uses magic to get onto his dad's baseball team. When Dad finds out and stops Justin using magic the team starts to lose. S1 E15 
23:45Alex & Co. Episode 30 Alex is reconciled with his friends. Linda's duplicity is revealed. S2 E17 
00:11Good Luck Charlie Kit and Kaboodle Mrs Dabney pays Teddy to look after her cat, Kaboodle, while she's away. When Mrs Dabney's sister turns up she's worried about the cat, so they call in a feline therapist! S1 E11 
00:36Good Luck Charlie Teddy's Little Helper Teddy discovers the secret to getting on her teacher's good side. Meanwhile Bob is not happy after Gabe's basketball team fires him. S1 E12 
01:00Good Luck Charlie Blankie Go Bye-Bye Teddy, PJ and Gabe throw a surprise dinner for Amy and Bob's anniversary. Charlie loses her favourite blankie and won't stop crying so Teddy tries to find it. S1 E13 
01:24Hannah Montana Lilly's Mum has Got It Goin' On: Lilly's mum has a date with Hannah's dad. The girls want the date to be a success but it doesn't go well after Lilly's mum insists on paying half. S2 E16 
01:47Hannah Montana Me and Mr Jonas and Mr Jonas and Mr Jonas Miley gets jealous when her Dad jams with teen heartthrobs the Jonas Brothers. Jackson tries to break the world pogo stick record. S2 E17 
02:10Hannah Montana I Will Always Loathe You Miley's in the running for an award so Grandma comes to stay. Aunt Dolly comes too even though the two women don't get on. Dolly Parton guest stars. S2 E18 
02:34Violetta Violetta and Diego are walking through Madrid when they make a surprising discovery. S2 E73 
03:21Billie and The Ghost Ice Ice Billie Billie's parents send her to the cinema while they prepare a birthday surprise. She discovers Luca is being held hostage so she and Malcolm try to rescue their friend. S1 E13 
03:44The Evermoor Chronicles Tallulah Brinkworth Meets Her Match Tara hatches a plan to pull her magical self out of the tapestry to help defeat Bridget. Instead she pulls out her fictional alter-ego. S1 E9 
04:08Disney Cookabout Episode One Tshego and Lebo visit a free range chicken farm, and learn how important it is to use free range chicken and eggs. They must collect eggs for their recipe. S1 E1 
04:32The Suite Life of Zack & Cody Bowling Playing flag football, a less violent type of American football, the Tipton loses to St. Marks. They challenge them to a bowling match. Zack is grounded, so London replaces him. S2 E8 
04:58Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... ...Cat Noir: The Dark Owl: Mr. Damocles gets akumatized into Dark Owl. Armed with high-tech gadgets, he wants to get revenge on Ladybug and Cat Noir, who've humiliated him. S2 E13 
05:29Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Syren Talented swimmer Ondine gets akumatized into Syren. She has feelings for Kim and wants to turn Paris into an underwater kingdom for her prince. S2 E14 
06:00Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir: Reflekta: Absent from a class photo thanks to Chloe, Juleka gets akumatized. Now Reflekta, she turns everyone into copies of herself, including Cat Noir! Can Ladybug stop her? S1 E22