This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Monday, December 17 2018

06:00Jessie Used Karma Ravi is fed up with Luke and Zuri's pranks. He explains about karma and how their bad behaviour will rebound on them. Are the bad things happening to Luke karma or Ravi's fault? S1 E2 
06:29Jessie The Talented Mr Kipling Ravi's best friend is his lizard Mr Kipling. He's shocked to find he's not allowed to keep his pet in the flat. Can Jessie work out how to keep the lizard and the flat? S1 E3 
07:00Big City Greens Welcome Home/Raccooned The Green family moves to the city. Their truck is towed. Cricket and Bill accidentally disturb a nest of raccoons. S1 E7 
07:29101 Dalmatian Street A Dog's Best Friend; This series, set in 21st Century London, follows the adventures of mum Delilah and dad Doug, Dolly and Dylan, and their 97 younger brothers and sisters. S1 E1a 
07:44Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Frightningale A young singer gets akumatized into Frightningale. Armed with a magic mike, she wants to turn Paris into a giant musical. S2 E9 
08:15Coop And Cami Ask The World Would You Wrather Be The Principal's BFF? Cooper is shunned at school after his classmates think he's becoming friends with Principal Walker. S1 E5 
08:44Austin & Jessie & Ally All Star Ne ...All Star Special: Jessie helps out when Austin is booked to play Times Square. She offers him the family's helicopter and home, and hopes he might perform one of her songs, but he likes Zuri's! 
09:44101 Dalmatian Street A Dog's Best Friend; This series, set in 21st Century London, follows the adventures of mum Delilah and dad Doug, Dolly and Dylan, and their 97 younger brothers and sisters. S1 E1a 
10:00Jessie Caught Purple Handed Jessie finally gets an agent, then discovers he's so spectacularly unsuccessful he is thrilled to have her as a client. What's more he only wants her as a hand model! S3 E2 
10:32Jessie Understudied and Overdone Jessie understudies Susan Channing but she's really mean and never misses a performance. So Luke and Ravi detain her. She escapes and arrives as Jessie goes on stage. S3 E3 
11:00Jessie Lizard Scales and Wrestling Tales Luke has questions about being adopted and about his birth parents. Emma helps him but he misreads the adoption documents, leading to a crazy situation. S3 E4 
11:31Jessie The Blind Date, the Cheapskate and the Primate Trying to prove to Zuri she's over Tony, Jessie decides she and Tony should find a blind date for each other. But it goes horribly wrong... S3 E5 
12:00Jessie Between the Swoon and New York City Jessie meets handsome, rich Brooks not realising he's evil Mrs Chesterfield's son. When she hears he's dating Jessie she's furious and cuts off his money. S3 E23 
12:32Jessie No Money, Mo' Problems: Jessie and Brookes' relationship is blossoming but his mother disapproves of their relationship. Tony realises he still has feelings for Jessie, but is it too late? S3 E24 
13:00Jessie The Runaway Bride of Frankenstein Brooks proposes to Jessie, but she can't decide whether to accept, as she doesn't know if the kids like him. Can Brooks win the kids over and gain her hand? S3 E25 
13:32Jessie There Goes the Bride Brooks gets a job in Africa. Jessie wants to go with him, so they must move their wedding date. Jessie is sad to leave the kids and her career behind. What will she do? S3 E26 
14:00Jessie Snack Attack Jessie tries to meet a famous casting director by persuading Zuri to be friends with his daughter Wendy, but the girls don't get on. Emma must get a job to pay her phone bill. S3 E10 
14:32Jessie Acting with the Frenemy Jessie and Chloe are friends, until Chloe steals Jessie's ideas for a character. She also enlists Ravi's help to make sure she gets an indie film role Jessie wants. S3 E12 
15:00Jessie Coffee Talk Justin Timberlake is in town. The chance of getting two VIP passes to his show divides the household, with the girls arguing over who deserves them. Who will win the argument? S3 E27 
15:31Big City Greens Photo Op/Remy Rescue Bill tries to trick the family into having a photo taken. Can Cricket stop Remy's parents sending him away to school? S1 E8 
16:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Mayura (Heroes' Day - Part Two): Hawk Moth has put his dreadful plan into action and reakumatized all his former villains with Catalyst's help. Will our heroes manage to defeat them? S2 E24 
16:31Coop And Cami Ask The World Would You Wrather Have a Hippo? Cooper reveals Cami still sleeps with her stuffed hippo. When it's accidentally donated to a toy drive, Fred and Cooper must make things right. S1 E2 
17:00Raven's Home The Falcon and the Raven - Part One: When Booker has a vision that Raven loses her ten thousand dollars, the kids secretly take Raven's money and hide it before she loses it. S2 E1 
17:32Bunk'd By All Memes Emma decides to give everyone back their cell phones to foster camp unity and bring everyone closer together on her new Campstagram app. S3 E6 
18:00Bunk'd A Whole Lotta Lobsta The Ross kids are determined to make the forthcoming Kikiwaka lobster festival the best one ever, but everything goes wrong and it ends up being a disaster. S3 E7 
18:32Andi Mack Hole in the Wall Jonah sings at open mic night. When his song about Andi backfires, he sings a retracted version the next day. Andi tells him she's glad they can be friends. S3 E4 
19:00Jessie A Doll's Outhouse Emma and Zuri watch a scary movie about a doll that kills. It terrifies Zuri. She wants to sleep with Jessie, who confesses she has a phobia: she is terrified of potties. S1 E21 
19:32K.C. Undercover Holly Holly Not So Jolly It's Christmas time and K,C, reflects on the many disguises and missions she has taken on as a spy in the hope she can get over her holiday blues. S2 E24 
20:00Jessie Beauty and the Beasts Jessie shows Zuri how to cheat in the Little Miss Big Apple competition, but later finds her cheating on her school work and apologises for teaching her to do wrong. S1 E22 
20:32Raven's Home Because When Booker and Nia want to reveal Booker's powers to impress classmates, Raven warns them to keep the Baxter's psychic powers a family secret. S2 E3 
21:00Raven's Home Cop to It When the new building manager accuses someone of tagging the side of their building, Raven thinks Tess is responsible. S2 E3 
21:32Raven's Home Weirder Things The kids win a contest for a private screening of favourite TV show Weirder Things. Raven agrees to take them if they' stay out of way while she gets her hair done. S2 E5 
22:00K.C. Undercover The Legend of Bad, Bad Cleo Brown Grandma Gayle is in town and tells K.C. and Ernie a story about the first black woman spy, Cleo Brown. S2 E21 
22:31K.C. Undercover Undercover Mother When a magazine tries to interview K.C. for being the smartest student she disguises herself as her mom so she can be featured and hide her identity as a spy. S2 E22 
23:00K.C. Undercover Virtual Insanity Ernie is kidnapped and hooked up to a virtual world by two bad guys who are after a code he created. Jira and Craig agree to allow K. C. to plug in to save Ernie. S2 E23 
23:29Stuck In The Middle Stuck in the Dark Harley volunteers to supervise Daphne's first sleepover, but the story she tells is too scary, and makes Daphne afraid of the dark. S3 E13 
23:57Stuck In The Middle Stuck with No Escape Harley realises the Diaz kids aren't as close as they once were, and devises a challenge to bring them together. Things don't quite work out as planned. S3 E15 
00:23Stuck In The Middle Stuck in Spring Break The Diaz family is spring cleaning during spring break until Tom decides to deliver a boat himself and take the family too, leading to an unexpected reunion. S3 E16 
00:48Raven's Home Just Call Me Vic Shorthanded without Chelsea, Grandpa Baxter arrives to help with the chores and make Raven's life easier, but only ends up making everyone's lives more difficult. S2 E17 
01:12Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Sandboy While Tikki isn't with her, Marinette learns a supervillain is bringing the Parisians' bad dreams to life. Will she be able to transform in time to stop this nightmare? S2 E23 
01:36Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Catalyst - Heroes' Day Part One: It's Heroes' Day. Everyone must do a good deed. The day becomes a nightmare when Hawk Moth akumatizes Nathalie into Catalyst to activate a plan. S2 E24 
01:59Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Mayura (Heroes' Day - Part Two): Hawk Moth has put his dreadful plan into action and reakumatized all his former villains with Catalyst's help. Will our heroes manage to defeat them? S2 E24 
02:22Alex & Co. Episode 17 Linda peeks at Emma's secret diary. She w ants to use the information to turn Barto into her perfect boyfriend, so that Emma won't get engaged to Christian. S2 E4 
02:46Violetta Lara feels that Violetta is coming between her and León, especially when he defends her. S2 E63 
03:33Disney The Lodge Under New Management Sean is in the unusual position of running the lodge with his parents, while Skye, Alex and Danielle prepare to go to a mysterious island together. S2 E9 
03:56The Evermoor Chronicles Twist of Fate A black prediction appears on the tapestry. The villagers are shocked, and say it must be guarded - so Seb will miss the Prom! S1 E15 
04:20Disney Cookabout Episode 23 Max and Kate visit Cape Town's Bo-Kaap to get tips on Malay cooking. They learn how to fold samosas and cook breyani and bobotie. S1 E23 
04:43Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Copycat: When a disgruntled sculptor who is in love with Ladybug is targeted by Hawk Moth, he is transformed into Copycat, a perfect double of Cat Noir. S1 E3 
05:09Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Marinette is looking after Alex's watch when it gets broken. Akuma evilises Alex so she becomes Timebreaker, and can freeze everyone in time so she can get the watch back. S1 E4 
05:32Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Pharoah: Jalil, a young Egyptologist, is akumatized by Hawk Moth. He becomes Pharaoh and wants to sacrifice Alya in a ritual. Can Ladybug and Cat Noir stop him? S1 E5 
06:00Jessie Zombie Tea Party 5: Luke needs a new member of his paintball team at short notice. He enlists a terrified Ravi, but when Luke's team is losing badly, it's up to Jessie to save the day. S1 E4