This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Thursday, September 27 2018

06:00Jessie Zombie Tea Party 5: Luke needs a new member of his paintball team at short notice. He enlists a terrified Ravi, but when Luke's team is losing badly, it's up to Jessie to save the day. S1 E4 
06:29Jessie Tempest in the Teacup Emma and Zuri plan a romantic date for Jessie and Tony. Things go wrong after Ravi's helicopter crashes in a billboard teacup, Jessie and Tony are stranded in it too. S1 E19 
07:00Bizaardvark House Moms Paige and Frankie try to prove they are not the 'moms' of the house. Meanwhile, Willow suggests Amelia try something new with her channel. S3 E3 
07:29Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Marinette is looking after Alex's watch when it gets broken. Akuma evilises Alex so she becomes Timebreaker, and can freeze everyone in time so she can get the watch back. S1 E4 
08:00Bunk'd Welcome to Camp Kikiwaka The Ross kids are at camp where owner Gladys is scarier than the rumoured beast. She's out to get them because of her old rivalry with their mum. S1 E1 
08:32Raven's Home When Booker and Levi get into some trouble backstage at a concert, Raven and Chelsea try to seize the moment to perform with their all-time favorite group La Dee Da. S1 E13 
09:00K.C. Undercover Dance Like No One's Watching K.C. goes undercover at a retirement home in order to plant a tracker on her target. S2 E10 
09:32K.C. Undercover The Love Jinx When Craig and Kira discover they were never legally wed, K.C. decides to throw them a do-over wedding. S2 E11 
10:00Bizaardvark Her. Me and Hermie: Paige becomes interested in being a vet when she grows up, causing Frankie to fear she's losing her best friend and Bizaardvark. S2 E19 
10:32Bizaardvark First Paige and Frankie are over the moon when their Bizaardvark channel finally hits 10,000 subscribers and they are invited to produce videos in the prestigious Vuuugle space. S1 E1 
11:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Zombiezou Sweet Miss Bustier gets akumatized into Zombizou. Armed with an evil black lipstick, she wants to spread love in the city... by force. S2 E15 
11:31Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Captain Hardrock Juleka's mother is akumatized into Captain Hardrock. Steering an impregnable ship and armed with a pirate sword, she wants to blast her music across Paris. S2 E16 
12:00Bunk'd Boo Boos and Birthdays Emma and Zuri disagree when trying to plan a surprise birthday party for Tiffany. To get out of a volleyball tournament, Ravi and Jorge fake injuries. S1 E9 
12:32Bunk'd Zuri and Tiffany find an eagle egg. They try to return it to the nest but get stuck in the tree. Lou rescues them from the wrath of the mother eagle. S1 E20 
13:00Raven's Home Vest In Show When Raven and Booker have the same vision of Raven getting fired, Booker helps her design outfits for her upcoming doggy show. S1 E12 
13:32Raven's Home When Booker and Levi get into some trouble backstage at a concert, Raven and Chelsea try to seize the moment to perform with their all-time favorite group La Dee Da. S1 E13 
14:00Jessie Why do Foils Fall in Love? It's Jessie and Tony's first anniversary and she plans to write a song for him, but when she thinks he's forgotten the song turns into an angry one which goes viral. S2 E14 
14:32Jessie All the Knight Moves It seems Zuri is a chess prodigy so Jessie encourages her to enter a contest to win a trip to Paris. But Zuri lets her French opponent win so he can visit his family. S2 E19 
15:00Bizaardvark House Moms Paige and Frankie try to prove they are not the 'moms' of the house. Meanwhile, Willow suggests Amelia try something new with her channel. S3 E3 
15:31Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...and Cat Noir: Princess Fragrance: Marinette's friend gets akumatized. Now Princess Fragrance, she wants to abduct a visiting prince. This new villain smells like trouble for our heroes! S1 E15 
16:00New: Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure There's Something about Hoof Foot Hook Foot falls in love with a mermaid with ulterior motives. S2 E10 
16:31Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... ...Cat Noir: Robustus: Markov, a small, sensitive robot, is akumatized into Robostus, a villain who brings inanimate objects to life. Can our heroes reason with this humane robot? S2 E11 
17:00Raven's Home The Falcon and the Raven - Part Two: When Raven finally admits to Booker and Nia that she has visions too, Nia feels left out. S2 E2 
17:32Bunk'd Zuri and Tiffany find an eagle egg. They try to return it to the nest but get stuck in the tree. Lou rescues them from the wrath of the mother eagle. S1 E20 
18:00New: Bizaardvark No Way, Whoa! Paige and Frankie learn their favourite entertainment show will be doing a piece on the Vuuugle House. Meanwhile, Bernie and Amelia get trapped in Bernie's room. S3 E4 
18:32Stuck In The Middle Stuck with Harley's Bethany Harley and Suzy try a new strategy to get along with their difficult neighbours. S3 E6 
19:00Andi Mack Dad Influence Andi meets Bowie. He wants her to be off school to get to know him. At first she's not allowed but eventually he manages it. Amber secretly wishes she was at school. S1 E7 
19:32Penny On M.A.R.S Sebastian at M.A.R.S Thanks to her friends, Penny decides not to leave M.A.R.S.,,even when Miss Bauer makes things difficult. Camilla is more and more in love with Sebastian. S1 E3 
20:00Raven's Home Big Trouble in Little Apartment After giving up her room to Chelsea, Nia doesn't want to admit to her mom that she misses her privacy and turns to her dad for help. S1 E3 
20:32K.C. Undercover The Storm Maker K.C. is tasked with tracking down a dangerous weather-controlling device on the same night as her homecoming dance. S3 E8 
21:00K.C. Undercover Keep On Truckin' K.C. lies to The Organization about losing the weather machine and is sent on a new mission with Craig to recover the machines power source. S3 E9 
21:32Liv and Maddie Frame-a-Rooney Ridgewood's mascot has been vandalized, and the Rooney's all become suspects. Meanwhile, Parker has the day off from school and gets into trouble at home with Reggie. S2 E17 
22:00Liv and Maddie Grandma-A-Rooney Grandma Janice shows up to present Liv with an award, but something just doesn't feel right. Joey invites three girls over to watch the Lover's Comet. S2 E18 
22:31Wizards Of Waverly Place Alex Gives Up Max's popularity rises when he looks likely to win the competition. A rich girl wants to marry him! Alex and Mason find they can't be lovers if she's mortal and try to be friends. S4 E2 
23:00Wizards Of Waverly Place Alex Tells the World When the Russos return from captivity, Alex exposes magic secrets to save the Wizards they left behind - but both she and Justin are penalised for their revelations. S4 E1 
23:29Raven's Home Vending the Rules Booker and Levi want expensive virtual reality goggles so Levi comes up with a plan to sell black market snacks at school. S1 E9 
23:57Alex & Co. Episode 26 Nicole feels guilty for David's expulsion and tries to have him readmitted. She organises a protest involving the students. Victoria finally agrees to let him return. S2 E13 
00:23Good Luck Charlie Charlie Did It! While in the chemist's shop with Teddy and Gabe, Charlie grabs a pair of sunglasses. A shoplifting alarm is set off, and the shop manager won't let them leave. S1 E7 
00:48Good Luck Charlie Dance Off Teddy invites Spencer to the dance. They go with Ivy and Emmett (who likes Teddy). The boys have a dance-off over Teddy, who is angry her date with Spencer has been spoiled. S1 E8 
01:12Good Luck Charlie Boys Meet Girls PJ gets a job delivering for a fast food restaurant and falls in love with a customer, Madison. It turns out Bob used to date Madison's mum, which upsets Amy. S1 E9 
01:36Hannah Montana Me and Mr Jonas and Mr Jonas and Mr Jonas Miley gets jealous when her Dad jams with teen heartthrobs the Jonas Brothers. Jackson tries to break the world pogo stick record. S2 E17 
01:59Hannah Montana I Will Always Loathe You Miley's in the running for an award so Grandma comes to stay. Aunt Dolly comes too even though the two women don't get on. Dolly Parton guest stars. S2 E18 
02:22Hannah Montana The Way We Almost Weren't Miley's on tour but wants to rush home to see Maroon 5. Dad gets her to stop at the diner where he met her mum. Lightning causes her to dream about the meeting. S2 E19 
02:46Violetta Mariotti edits footage of Tomas and Violetta hugging so it looks like they are having an affair. It's one of the videos that are causing trouble among the students. Antonio is worried. S1 E62 
03:33Disney The Lodge Help Danielle and Ben's treasure hunt takes a turn for the worst, Kaylee meets someone who hopes to shape her career while Alex reveals too much to the reality show audience. S2 E3 
03:56Evermoor Chronicles Dogsbody Bella stages a fashion show to save her fashion school application. Meanwhile splinter magic causes Jake to inadvertently swap brains with Ludo's dog. S2 E6 
04:20Disney Cookabout Episode 20 Ase and Max experience a milking parlour where hundreds of cows are milked. What can one make with milk besides milkshakes? The awesome kitchen never fails to surprise. S1 E20 
04:43The Suite Life of Zack & Cody Big Hair and Baseball The Yankees baseball team is staying at the hotel and the twins are impressed, despite being Red Sox fans. Mr Moseby goes to the game and causes the Red Sox to lose. S1 E17 
05:09Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...and Cat Noir: Princess Fragrance: Marinette's friend gets akumatized. Now Princess Fragrance, she wants to abduct a visiting prince. This new villain smells like trouble for our heroes! S1 E15 
05:32Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ..& Cat Noir. Gamer: Ruled out of a video game tournament because of Marinette, Max is akumatized. Now the Gamer, he controls a robot that wreaks havoc. S1 E16 
06:00Jessie One Day Wonders Luke sees Jessie busking in Central Park and decides he wants to play with her. A record producer offers to make a demo and a music video for them, for money. Is it a scam? S1 E5