This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Monday, March 25 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:30Cheers The Mail Goes to Jail Norm helps Cliff out by delivering the mail when his friend is unwell, but then he's accused of tampering with the post and arrested. (S3 Ep17/25) 
06:55Cheers Bar Bet An absurd bet Sam made during his wild days comes back to haunt him when the man he made the wager with shows up. And if Sam can't triumph, he must forfeit the bar. (S3 Ep18/25) 
07:20Cheers Behind Every Great Man Sam's reputation as a ladies' man takes a battering when a journalist comes to the bar to report on Boston's singles scene and is irked by his smugness. (S3 Ep19/25) 
07:45Frasier Roz Krantz and Gouldenstein Are Dead Roz serves a community service order at a retirement home, but all the people she looks after pass away. 
08:10Frasier The Unnatural Frasier tries to stop Frederick realising that he's a less than perfect father when he fills in on the radio station's baseball team. 
08:40Frasier Roz's Turn When a spot opens up at the radio station for a new talk show host, Roz decides that it's her turn to host her own show. 
09:10Everybody Loves Raymond The Contractor Debra persuades Ray to hire Gianni to do some DIY work in their kitchen, but they both come to regret it due to their friend's laziness. 
09:40Everybody Loves Raymond Peter on the Couch After Amy invites her brother Peter to stay for dinner, he makes himself at home on the couch... and never leaves. 
10:10Ramsay's Hotel Hell Gordon Ramsay visits the struggling Historic Calumet Inn in Pipestone, Minnesota, where the staff are working at full stretch and are on the brink of revolt. (S2 Ep8/8) 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Lorne Abony is the CEO and Chairman of in-store media provider Mood Media, one of the fastest-growing companies in America. He adopts a disguise and goes undercover in his own company. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary 
12:05Come Dine with Me Kicking off this all-in-one episode from Birmingham is fisherwoman Natalie, who's hoping her experimental menu inspired by her Far Eastern travels will be enough to bag the grand. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It In this episode Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien visit the West Midlands and London, with finds including a potato oven and an old petrol pump. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Mandy and Peter dream of swapping their island life in Jersey for Fuerteventura in the Canary Islands. Armed with a budget of 127,000, Jasmine Harman shows them five fantastic properties. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Stephanie creates an apartment for her mother in her fairy-tale 16th century chateau. Jayne and Steve need to get four en suite themed bedrooms ready for their new B&B business. (S2 Ep26) 
17:00Four in a Bed The competition starts in Weymouth, Dorset at The Somerset House Hotel, run by couple Adam and Holly, who hope their boutique rooms and BBQ breakfast will whet their guests' appetite. 
17:30Come Dine with Me This week's competition is in the Midlands, where the first to host is 43-year-old dog lover, Becci who's hoping to be crowned top dog with a Cornish themed menu. 
18:00The Simpsons Bye Bye Nerdy Lisa researches bullying when she becomes a victim herself and she discovers there is a 'nerd scent' that attracts bullies to nerds. So she invents an antidote. 
18:30Hollyoaks The McQueens are preparing for their double wedding, but Liam is still blackmailing Mercedes, and he gives her an ultimatum. Meanwhile, an upset Juliet threatens to burn down the school. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: New Landlords from Hell Dispatches A year-long investigation reveals the shocking conditions that tenants of one of Britain's biggest housing associations have to live in. 
20:30New: Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty learns the surprising truth about pizza prices. Kate Quilton discovers a potentially life-saving property of shrimp shells. Matt Tebbutt investigates salted caramel. (S16 Ep2) 
21:00New: 24 Hours in Police Custody More real-life police drama. Detectives race to the scene of a stabbing in broad daylight. Cameras follow every twist and turn of the investigation. (S8 Ep3) 
22:00Women Who Kill Unlike many male murderers, female killers tend to know their victims. This documentary meets three women who murdered people they knew. What pushes ordinary women to kill? (Ep1/2) 
23:00Mums Make Porn Five ordinary mums, shocked by the mainstream hardcore porn available online and its impact on their kids' generation, decide to make their own porn movie. (Ep1/3) 
00:0060 Days on the Streets Ex- soldier Ed Stafford continues his journey through homelessness, bedding down with the rough sleepers of London's West End and asking what draws so many to the nation's capital. (Ep2/3) 
01:00The Crystal Maze Games Master Richard Ayoade returns as more everyday adventurers endeavour to make it to the Crystal Dome. Will the Gamers be able to nerd their way to victory? (S5 Ep1) 
01:55Undercover Boss USA Ron Lynch, the founder and President of Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery, one of the USA's fastest growing chains of sports pubs, goes incognito to work among his own staff. 
02:45The Big Narstie Show Big Narstie and Mo Gilligan present late night anarchic chat, comedy and music. With guests Maya Jama, David Mitchell and NSG. (S2 Ep5/8) 
03:40Coast vs Country In south Wales, Paul wants to leave the city for a more peaceful life. Can Kerr Drummond convince him to buy by the beach, or will he choose one of Sara Damergi's countryside options? 
04:35Kirstie's Handmade Treasures Under the instruction of master florist Sioned Rowlands, Kirstie Allsopp learns how to create a flower arrangement for the 'petite' category at the Royal Cornwall Show. 
04:55The 100K Drop Davina McCall hosts the show in which players can win up to 100k. Can Gary and Miriam, a stepmum and stepson from South Shields, or Sam and Jak, a couple from Epsom, beat the drop? (Ep4) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.