This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, March 23 2019

06:00The King of Queens Shear Torture Carrie becomes suspicious about the frequent visits that Doug makes to the hairdresser. 
06:25The King of Queens Inn Escapable Doug and Carrie pay a stressful visit to a bed and breakfast, and Arthur faces a romantic dilemma. 
06:50Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Wedding (Part 2/2): Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony that has the Barone family tradition written all over it. 
07:15Everybody Loves Raymond Fun with Debra Debra convinces Ray that he should allow her to join him on the golf course after she realises they don't have fun together any more. 
07:40Everybody Loves Raymond Thank You Notes Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon. 
08:05Frasier Liar, Liar Frasier finds himself in a precarious situation when he attempts to sort out the troubled marriage of an old high-school acquaintance. 
08:30Frasier Three Days of the Condo Frasier stands for Condo Board President because he is unhappy about how the building is run. Niles lends his apartment to Martin and Sherry. 
09:00Frasier Death and the Dog On a quiet day at the radio station, Frasier tells a depressed caller about Eddie's recent run-in with the dog therapist. 
09:30The Big Bang Theory The Romance Resonance Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6/24) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Proton Displacement Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7/24) 
10:25The Big Bang Theory The Itchy Brain Simulation A worried Leonard thinks that Sheldon will over-react when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8/24) 
10:50The Simpsons Worst Episode Ever Bert and Milhouse end up running Comic Book Guy's shop after he has a heart attack. 
11:20The Simpsons Tennis the Menace When Homer and Bart take up tennis, Bart's ability drives his father into a jealous rage, but then Krusty Classic offers him a chance for revenge. 
11:50Four in a Bed The competition starts at the Hillcroft in Torquay, where husband and wife team Martyn and Elaine Flint hope their lovingly decorated adults-only B&B will prove a hit with their guests. 
12:25Four in a Bed The second visit sees Sam and Henry confident that their five-star rooms above a quintessential English country pub, The Bear and Swan, in Chew Magna, Somerset, will impress their guests. 
12:55Four in a Bed The third visit is to the Guesthouse East in Eastbourne, where childhood sweethearts Tony and Lisa hope their guests will fall head over heels for their family friendly B&B. 
13:25Four in a Bed The final visit of the week is to the Shirley B&B in Bournemouth, where Jorge Mesquita hopes to impress his guests with his all-round cleanliness and the power of his showers. 
14:00Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the B&B owners meet for the last time. There are harsh truths, heated debates and downright disagreements before the winner is announced. 
14:30A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Maria and Laky Zervudachi want to downsize from their large country home and find two new properties: a smaller family home close to Lewes, and an apartment in Palma, Mallorca. (Ep3) 
15:30Sun, Sea and Brides to Be Great expectations as a father of the bride puts planner Angela to the test, and tourists threaten to disrupt a wedding at an ancient venue in Paphos. Can planner Jo keep them at bay? (Ep9) 
16:35Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer head for Greater Manchester to help two couples land their dream property in a complex housing market. (S31 Ep1) 
17:35The Secret Life of the Zoo The keepers face the dangerous task of replacing a broken window in the reticulated python habitat. Dusky pandemelon Kai turns shy when he meets a female for the first time. (S7 Ep4) 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Great Canal Journeys Timothy West and Prunella Scales cross Italy's largest lake and travel down Europe's oldest working canal to Milan. The journey includes spectacular gardens, singing and wine. (S9 Ep2) 
20:00Warcraft Film (2016) Duncan Jones's fantasy adventure, in which the inhabitants of the planet Azeroth face invasion by a horde of Orcs. Can they find a way to repel the bellicose creatures? 
22:25The Take Film (2016) Violent thriller with Idris Elba, Richard Madden and Charlotte Le Bon. A pickpocket, an anti-fascist and a CIA agent uncover a conspiracy in Paris. Strong, racist language/nudity. 
00:15Cabin in the Woods Film (2012) Comedy-horror from the creators of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Five students fall prey to deadly manipulation while they're on a weekend break. Gory violence/strong language/drugs. 
01:50The Last Leg The award-winning live satirical comedy continues. Host Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by Kevin Bridges to dissect the week's news. (S16 Ep9/10) 
02:45Hollyoaks Omnibus Sylver receives a mysterious gift while celebrating his birthday. Breda breaks into the Cunninghams' house and makes a decision about Mac's proposal. Lily makes a choice about her marriage. [SL] 
04:50Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp shows how easy it is to make things for both the home and the important people in our lives. This episode features sugarcraft and a masterclass in perfume-making. 
05:00The 100K Drop Davina McCall hosts the show in which players can win up to 100k. Can Michael and Gary, friends from Ireland, or Sharon and Frank, a couple from Iver, beat the drop? (Ep2) 
05:55The Big Bang Theory The Thanksgiving Decoupling Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law, who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9/24)