This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Tuesday, February 20 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Alistair McGowan is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun The Thing That Wouldn't Die (Part 1/2): When Dick tells the other aliens that Mary saw him turn Neesam into a chimpanzee, they all agree that denial is the best method of damage control. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun The Thing That Wouldn't Die (Part 2/2): In the last ever episode, the aliens come to terms with the fact that their mission has been cancelled and say goodbye to all their friends on Earth. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond The Christmas Picture Ray thinks a family portrait would make a great Christmas present for his parents, until Marie and Debra clash over who counts as 'family'. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Bully on the Bus Ray and Debra have wildly differing opinions of how to react to the news that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. 
08:30Frasier Star Mitzvah Frasier makes a deal with Trekkie workmate Noel that he'll get him Scott Bakula's autograph if he can teach him Hebrew. But all does not go to plan. 
09:00Frasier Bristle While You Work (Part 1/3): Frasier hires a new housekeeper as a replacement for Daphne, but she proves less than reliable. 
09:35Frasier Rooms with a View (Part 2/3): The Cranes pay an unexpected visit to the hospital as Niles prepares to undergo heart bypass surgery. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay's target is Sabatiello's, an Italian family restaurant in Stamford, Connecticut, better known for the tantrums of combustible owner Sammy than the quality of its food. 
11:00Undercover Boss USA Karen Freeman-Wilson, the Mayor of Gary in Indiana, dons a disguise to go incognito among the city's workforce and meets a sanitation plant operator, a firefighter and a police officer. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Barber Barry Hayden, student nurse Becci Weir, educational doll distributor Jane Gordon and communications manager Les Rushforth take on the challenge in and around Liverpool. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers At Cashbrokers in Penzance, head honchos Larry and Neil consider some luxury bags, a posh watch and a rare FA Cup medal. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Alastair Stewart is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Dave and Debbie want to retire to the Costa Blanca. They've sold their house in the UK, so they need to find a new home quickly. Jasmine Harman shows the couple five fantastic properties. 
16:00A New Life in the Sun Can a new restaurant in Spain meet the opening deadline? A Spanish hotelier searches for a new property and two gite owners in France give up their cosy home to live in a barn. 
17:00Four in a Bed The second visit is to Elmfield B&B in Devon, where retired politician Martin Perry and housekeeper Tracey Barrett pride themselves on keeping things traditional. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers Suzanne attempts an Elvis-inspired jukebox cake. Michelle battles to make real tea pour from a suspended teapot cake, and Molly aims for a white winter wonderland masterpiece. 
18:00The Simpsons Beware My Cheating Bart When Bart is forced to chaperone Jimbo's girlfriend on a trip to the cinema she develops feelings for him, causing trouble with the bullies at school. (S23 Ep18/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Jesse has a decision to make, and Adam gets the wrong end of the stick about his father. Jack receives some life-threatening news, while Darren turns to Mandy when he's struggling. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Joe Wicks: the Body Coach Fitness guru Joe Wicks helps pub landlords Jim and Helen call time on their unhealthy lifestyle. He also gets Elise in Bradford more body confident for spending time with her kids. (Ep 2/2) 
21:0024 Hours in A&E Zach, who's 25, has severed four of his fingers in a building site accident. Daquon, who's 10, was hit by a motorbike on his way to school. (S14 Ep8) 
22:00Working with Weinstein This documentary meets people who worked with Harvey Weinstein across 30 years of British film, and investigates how he kept his accusers quiet for decades. 
23:05Before We Die: Walter Presents Now that Hanna knows her own son is 'Inez', she wants to get him out of danger right away and close the investigation. Christian has other ideas, despite the risk. In Swedish/subs. (Ep6/10) 
00:20Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay is in Wilkinsburg, Pennsylvania, home to Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine, a soul food restaurant established 12 years ago by a retired special education teacher. (S6 Ep4/16) 
01:10World of Weird Joel Dommett visits Tokyo to work for a crying agency. Meryl Fernandes investigates sploshing. Ben Shires meets a man who identifies as a dog. Plus: a Japanese penis festival. (S1 Ep2/6) 
02:05The Supervet A Staffordshire Bull Terrier who senses its owner's nocturnal epileptic fits needs treatment for its painful legs. And an Irish Setter has a cancerous tumour. 
03:00The Question Jury It's the last chance for this week's contestants to win up to 10,000, but tensions run high as one of them refuses to take no for an answer. (S2 Ep5) 
03:55Coast vs Country Brian and Marjory are approaching retirement and want to return home to Scotland. But while Marjory envisages sea views, Brian wants an expanse of Scottish landscape he can call his own. 
04:50Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with Andrew and Emma, whose hunt had stalled in Buckinghamshire; and Karen and Russell in Aberdeenshire, who found a place beyond their dreams. [SL] 
05:45Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team help Worcestershire couple Emma and Darren, whose family home needs a drastic overhaul. Can their kitchen, dining and sitting rooms be transformed for free? 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Alastair Stewart is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.