This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Thursday, February 14 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Shaun Wallace is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:30The King of Queens Damned Yanky Under sedation in hospital to have his appendix removed, Doug starts to fantasise about other women... out loud. 
06:55The King of Queens Multiple Plots Doug is freaked out by a customer who answers the door semi-naked, and Carrie hates her new job as a dog-walker. 
07:20The King of Queens Trash Talker Deacon unwittingly befriends Doug's nemesis from his school days, which causes problems in their friendship. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond Move Over Ray comes to regret asking Debra to give him more space in bed when he has trouble sleeping at night. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond The Getaway Ray and Debra go away for a romantic weekend but worry that they are boring... Back home, Robert babysits the kids. 
08:40Frasier A New Position for Roz Roz prepares to leave the radio station and join a rival company, but not before voicing her concerns about Frasier's new relationship with Julia. 
09:10Frasier No Sex, Please, We're Skittish Roz isn't pleased when the station announces it's found a replacement for her, but if she can stay she'll have to put up with Frasier's new romance. 
09:40Frasier A Man, a Plan, and a Gal - Julia: Daphne and Niles have an important announcement to make, but Frasier's girlfriend steals their thunder. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's stuck in the past. 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Joe DiDomizio, President and CEO of a travel retailer that operates newsstands, bookshops and cafés in transportation terminals, goes incognito among his own employees. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary 
12:05Come Dine with Me First up in Fife is the only non-Scottish host, 41-year-old beauty therapist Nicky, who hopes to impress with some Scottish inspired grub. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It The boys visit a military vehicle enthusiast, where Henry mirror polishes a decommissioned missile and Simon repurposes a tank turret. (S3 Ep15) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Taekwondo-loving house hunters Gill and Mark from South Wales are looking to make a permanent move to a house with land and outbuildings in the beautiful countryside of Charente. (Ep24) 
16:00The £100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by Minal and Manny, a couple from Warrington, and Jess and Ryan, a couple from Redcar, as well as Sarah and Rosie, friends from Kings Lynn and Dorset. (S2 Ep29) 
17:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Bedfordshire, Tom and Naomi kick off with a menu which, like them, is a bit posh, but the food fails to leave an impression. And Neil's marriage proposal leaves the guests gagging. 
18:00The Simpsons Gone Abie Gone Grampa goes missing from Springfield Retirement Castle, so Homer and Marge must track him down by following clues from his past when he worked in a restaurant. (S24 Ep4/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Liberty discovers a surprising secret from Sami's past. The McQueen family do all they can to get Bobby in to private school. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:55The Political Slot Mike Russell MSP asserts the Scottish National Party's view that Brexit could undermine the positive contribution that EU nationals make to the Scottish economy. 
20:00The Secret Life of the Zoo Three of Chester Zoo's rare onagers are pregnant at the same time. A flamingo loses interest in mothering her chick. And a baby macaque gets picked on by some older females. (S7 Ep6) 
21:00Hunted It's a thrilling finale in Birmingham city centre. Can any fugitives board a helicopter on the Bull Ring shopping centre's roof and escape with a share of the £100,000 prize? (S4 Ep6/6) 
22:00First Dates: Valentine's Special Chi-Chi and her son Curtis visit the restaurant together; can she resist interfering in his date with Jaleesa? And Danny discovers that his date's best friend is First Dates waitress Laura. 
23:05Famous and Fighting Crime Katie Piper, Penny Lancaster, Made in Chelsea's Jamie Laing, Gogglebox's Sandi Bogle and Marcus Brigstocke join officers at Cambridge Constabulary, responding to real 999 calls. (Ep1/4) 
00:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay returns to the US to help ailing restaurants recoup their fortunes. In this episode, he visits Hot Potato Café in Fishtown, Philadelphia, which has never made a profit. 
01:00The Crystal Maze Celebrity Special Maze Master Richard Ayoade guides Joel Dommett, Jermaine Jenas, Adil Ray, Tamara Wall and captain Rylan Clark-Neal through the game show to raise funds for SU2C. (S1 Ep3) 
01:55Pure Marnie is determined to make the most of being a single Londoner now she knows what's wrong with her. She jumps into bed with Benji - but it has unintended consequences at work. (Ep3/6) [SL] 
02:40How the Other Kids Live Lily and Piper are eight and Isis is 10. They come from very different backgrounds but meet for the first time for a playdate, where they contemplate family, make-up and money. (Ep2) [SL] 
03:35Come Dine with Me This episode comes from Bolton and features some foodie one-upmanship, new ageism, Ukrainian cooking, and the usual pressure in the kitchen. 
04:30Jamie's Quick & Easy Food Jamie Oliver cooks four tasty dishes using just five ingredients - a smoky chorizo salmon; potato and artichoke al forno; lovely lamb hotpot; and a Walnut-Whip affogato. (S2 Ep5) 
04:55The £100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by Minal and Manny, a couple from Warrington, and Jess and Ryan, a couple from Redcar, as well as Sarah and Rosie, friends from Kings Lynn and Dorset. (S2 Ep29) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Shaun Wallace is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.