This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Friday, March 27 2020

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
06:30Cheers Sam Turns the Other Cheek Sam unwittingly breaks his cardinal rule never to date a married woman, but he finds himself on the spot when her jealous husband suddenly appears. (S3 Ep5/25) 
06:55Cheers Coach in Love Part 1: Coach falls madly in love with an attractive woman named Irene, who agrees to marry him. True to form, Sam takes a romantic interest in Irene's daughter. (S3 Ep6/25) 
07:20The King of Queens Sold-Y Locks Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair to a wig-maker so that they can afford to go on a holiday cruise. 
07:45The King of Queens Emotional Rollercoaster Doug lies to Carrie at the amusement park so that he can go on the rollercoaster, but his fibs come back to haunt him. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Cruising with Marie Frank gets injured before going on a Caribbean cruise with Marie, so Ray stands in for him, sharing a tiny cabin with his mother and being mistaken for her lover. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond Ray Home Alone When Debra takes the kids to visit her parents, Ray spends time at home alone, but he can't sleep. 
09:10Frasier Desperately Seeking Closure Frasier becomes determined to find out what went wrong when Sam breaks off their relationship. 
09:40Frasier Perspectives on Christmas Martin, Daphne, Niles and Roz each describe the tedious holiday season from their own differing perspectives. 
10:10Celebrity Undercover Boss USA Restaurateur Marcus Samuelsson dons a disguise to work incognito in a teaching kitchen, food truck and culinary institute, to try to find great undiscovered chefs to mentor. (S8 Ep10/10) 
11:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Orange County in southern California to try to save Italian restaurant Luigi's from a disaster caused by family arguments, lazy shortcuts and unappetising food. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Southampton and Portsmouth, the week begins with a touch of Bollywood, as competitive Nicky serves a menu celebrating the cuisine of her native India to guests Lynda, Jamie and Graham. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers At Sheffield's London Road, a 200-year-old picture contains a hidden secret and there's an Olympic football signed by Team GB women. Plus: a unique sound system and a dazzling diamond ring. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Shirley has enjoyed holidays in Spain for over a decade and now wants to make a life-changing, permanent move to the Murcia area. Can Laura Hamilton find her dream home on a 50,000 budget? 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Steve and Angela revamp their poolside al fresco kitchen and Dick and Angel give their magnificent five-metre-high staircase a makeover with help from Dorothy and Arthur. (S4 Ep5) 
17:00Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers meet for the last time. Things get personal and there are dramatic discoveries before the payments are made and the winner is announced. 
17:30New: Jamie: Keep Cooking and... ...Carry On: Jamie Oliver shows the nation some incredible recipes, tips and hacks, tailored for the unique times we're living in, including minestrone soup and a chicken curry. (Ep5) 
18:00The Simpsons The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show, providing the voice of wisecracking surfer dog Poochie, a new character brought in by the network. 
18:30Hollyoaks Mercedes demands justice as the village reels from the events of the previous day. Liberty desperately searches for Brody. Walter decides that he doesn't want to lose Mitchell. 
19:00Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
20:00New: Coronavirus: Can You... ...Avoid It? How do viruses spread? Visual tests covering a typical day - at home, on the commute and at work - show how we interact with the world and how viral droplets are transmitted. 
21:00New: Gogglebox On the box this week: This Morning, Earth's Magical Kingdom and Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. Also The Mandalorian from Disney+ and the BBC's Prime Ministerial Statement. (S15 Ep6) 
22:00New: Friday Night Dinner The Caravan Robert Popper's comedy about the Goodmans returns. Dad's bought a grotty caravan. Jim's got a new dog. And the boys have new 'females' but can they bear to tell Mum? (S6 Ep1) 
22:35New: Duncanville Pilot Animated comedy that revolves around a 15-year-old boy with a rich fantasy life. In the first ever episode, Annie worries about her very average teenage son. (Ep1/11) 
23:00New: Duncanville Red Head Redemption Animated comedy. In this episode, Duncan's friends replace him in their online video game tournament, so he joins the opposition. (Ep2/11) 
23:35Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa Film (2013) Outrageous hidden-camera comedy starring Johnny Knoxville. An 86-year-old goes on a road trip with his grandson. Crude and sexual humour that may offend/strong language/nudity/drugs. 
01:20The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XIV Homer kills the Grim Reaper, then takes his job. And when Bart and Milhouse's magic stopwatch breaks, they are the only ones left in real time. 
01:45Come Dine with Me Berkshire. The first host, 54-year-old events organiser Sarah, attempts to wow her guests with a French-themed evening, and even makes her own pastry for her lemon tart. (Ep1/5) 
02:10Come Dine with Me Berkshire. Music merchandiser Rob serves his restaurant favourites, but puts his foot in it when he asks his guests to wear slippers. Later, there's a surprising A-list appearance. (Ep2/5) 
02:40Come Dine with Me Berkshire. On night three, self-professed supermum Lydia serves a 'taste of the savannah' Kenyan menu. But after she criticised her rivals' dinners, how will her guests react? (Ep3/5) 
03:05Come Dine with Me Berkshire. On the penultimate night, telecoms manager Susan serves up a spicy menu, including the intriguing chicken mole. (Ep4/5) 
03:35Come Dine with Me Berkshire. On the final night, John plans a Spain-inspired menu. There's a spat between Sarah and Lydia, Susan's table manners leave a lot to be desired and Lydia gets the hump. (Ep5/5) 
04:00Grand Designs Kevin McCloud returns to Somerset to catch up with Ed and Vicky and find out the latest on their off-grid cowshed conversion, which they turned into a home and business space. 
04:55Location, Location, Location Northern Ireland. Phil Spencer house-hunts in Bangor for Lynn, who's been blind since birth, while in Belfast, Kirstie Allsopp searches for a home for two busy doctors living far apart. 
05:50Kirstie's Handmade Treasures Kirstie Allsopp is in sweet tooth heaven as she learns how to make candy in Manhattan and, back in the UK, creates perfect passion fruit marshmallows covered in chocolate and coconut. 
06:00Mike & Molly Goin' Fishin': Mike and Molly adjust to their new status as an engaged couple, but trouble arises as Molly starts planning the wedding while Mike wants to go fishing with the guys. (S2 Ep1)