This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Monday, August 13 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Griff Rhys Jones is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens American Idle When Carrie loses her job she eventually decides to set up her own business, but how successful will it be? 
07:10The King of Queens Santa Claustrophobia Carrie takes a temporary job working with Doug. What could possibly go wrong? 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Getting Even Ray embarrasses Debra at a school auction but then worries about the ways in which his wife could take revenge on him. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Visit Debra suffers a moment of complete shock when she suddenly realises that she wishes her mother was more like Marie... 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Halloween Candy Debra decides it's Ray's turn to take charge of birth control, so he decides to have his 'wires cut', but then chickens out... 
09:00Frasier My Fair Frasier Frasier dates beautiful, dynamic lawyer Sam Pierce (Lindsay Frost), but could their conflicting careers end their relationship before it's properly begun? 
09:35Frasier Desperately Seeking Closure Frasier desperately tries to find out what went wrong when Sam breaks off their relationship. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Atlanta, Georgia, to help first-time restaurant owners Richard and Jorge, whose establishment, Park's Edge, is in big trouble due to constant fighting between them. 
11:00The Simpsons King-Size Homer Homer tries to put on enough weight to be classified as disabled so that he can work from home. 
11:30The Simpsons Mother Simpson Homer's long-lost mother (guest star Glenn Close) turns up on the run from the police. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me Blackburn The competitive dinner parties include a risky chocolate soufflé, a low calorie trifle, and a curry that's far too hot for one of the diners. 
12:50The Great British Bake Off It's pastry week and the bakers face a tough triple challenge with a savoury signature, a multi-layered technical, and an ambitious traditional pie that pushes them to the edge. (S1 Ep6/10) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Julia Bradbury is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Pia and Stephen Abbott have been married for 35 years and have long dreamed of owning a property in Spain. Jasmine Harman helps them find a home around La Marina Alta for £130,000. 
16:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Sharon and Steve help Paul and Christine from Warwickshire find a forever home near the beach. Damon helps Bill and Julie from Bognor Regis find their dream den in the sun. (S2 Ep11/25) 
17:00Come Dine with Me This week's competition is in and around Essex, where first host is 46-year-old head teacher Corinna. Will her royal themed evening, regal cuisine and larger than life hosting be enough? 
17:30The Simpsons The Boy Who Knew Too Much Bart is witness when Mayor Quimby's nephew is falsely accused of assaulting a French butler. But testifying at the trial means admitting he was skipping school. 
18:00The Simpsons Behind the Laughter A behind-the-scenes look at the Simpson family. How did they win their fame? And how did they cope when the showbiz pressure got too much? 
18:30Hollyoaks The McQueens arrive in Magaluf and reunite with Mercedes for her hen do, at which she finally reveals that her mystery groom is Russ Owen. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00How to Get Rich Quick Dave Fishwick meet two sisters hoping to double their money with arts and crafts. There's also a trip to the London Stock Exchange to invest in some 'blue chip' share options. (Ep4/7) 
20:30Jamie Cooks Italy Jamie Oliver kickstarts a new Italian cooking adventure on the Aeolian Islands, where he learns from locals how to cook stuffed squid, and creates a Sunday lunch for all the family. (Ep1/8) 
21:00Saving Poundstretcher Retail guru Chris Edwards tries to save the discount store. In this episode he tackles theft, and discovers that some staff members are partly to blame for Poundstretcher's losses. (Ep2/3) 
22:00Sacha Baron Cohen: Who Is America? Brand new satirical series in which comedian Sacha Baron Cohen explores the diverse individuals across the political and cultural spectrum who populate a unique nation. (Ep5/7) 
22:358 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a brand new episode, as Sean Lock and Phil Wang take on guest captain Alan Carr and Harriet Kemsley. Plus special guests David O'Doherty and Joe Wilkinson. (S16 Ep5) 
23:40Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back On a trip to Greenville in Mississippi, Gordon has just 24 hours to give Sherman's, a family-owned fine dining establishment, a bright farmhouse chic interior and a modernised menu. (Ep4/8) 
00:3060 Days in Jail 11th Hour It's the final few days inside. Barbra finds a reserve of inner strength she never knew she had, and Zac tries to locate a mobile phone hidden by his pod boss. (S1 Ep11/12) 
01:25The Secret Life of the Zoo When young male tortoise Football muscles in on 71-year-old Bert's harem of females, the Chester Zoo keepers introduce two Swedish female tortoises to the group. (S2 Ep3/6) 
02:20The Supervet Professor Noel Fitzpatrick helps Hetty the Labrador - a guide and seizure dog that's lame. There's also a Rhodesian ridgeback with a tumour and a sickly Tibetan terrier. (S6 Ep3/10) 
03:15Building the Dream Charlie Luxton is in Cambridgeshire, where Darren and Luisa are on a voyage of discovery, building a picture-perfect waterfront home - a project with lots of issues. (S7 Ep9/10) 
04:10Vet on the Hill Scott and Emma fall in love with a fox that just can't make it in the wild, and Hugo the bullmastiff has just found a loving new home - but his luck may have run out. (S2 Ep10/12) 
05:05Lost and Found A rescued puppy found in a car park in Leeds steals the heart of a Dogs Trust carer. A stray lurcher hit by a car is nursed back to health, and the search is on for a Romanian rescue dog. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Griff Rhys Jones is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.