This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Thursday, September 20 2018

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Charlie Stayt is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:35Mike & Molly Dennis's Birthday Molly urges Mike to give up his apartment and move in with her. Mike's mother Peggy gets a big surprise when she celebrates her boyfriend Dennis's birthday. (S2 Ep2) 
06:55Mike & Molly Mike in the House When Mike moves in with Molly and her family, he has to make the adjustment from life in his bachelor pad to staying in a house full of women. (S2 Ep3) 
07:15Mike & Molly '57 Chevy Bel Air: Mike is in hot water when Molly finds out he purchased Vince's used car without consulting her first because she thinks they should be saving up for the wedding. (S2 Ep4) 
07:40Everybody Loves Raymond Somebody Hates Raymond When Ray's friend Andy gets a job booking guests for a local sports radio show, Ray offers to appear, only to hear that the show's host hates him. 
08:05Everybody Loves Raymond Just a Formality Robert tells Raymond he's finally decided to propose to Amy, and convinces him to meet her ultra-conservative parents. 
08:35Everybody Loves Raymond The Disciplinarian Tired of being labelled the 'evil witch' around the house, Debra convinces Ray that it's his turn to discipline the kids. 
09:05Frasier Motor Skills After relying on the breakdown service one too many times, Frasier and Niles take a car maintenance class. And when Roz gets Alice a puppy, Martin takes over the training. 
09:35Frasier The Show Must Go Off Frasier and Niles try to revitalise the career of their boyhood actor idol, only to learn that he stinks. With Sir Derek Jacobi and Patrick Macnee. 
10:05Undercover Boss USA Situated near Lake Tahoe, Squaw Valley is one of the largest ski resorts in the United States. CEO Andy Wirth takes up a new identity in order to work incognito among his own employees. 
11:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets husband-and-wife bistro owners, who have a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep11/16) 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Forthright farmer's wife Rachel ends the week on her farm with some high end country cooking, but has she taken too much of a risk serving venison with a chocolate sauce? 
13:05A New Life in the Sun The owners of a charter boat in Mallorca launch new plans for their future; the Brit owners of a Spanish restaurant have to rethink; a French glamping site struggles with unwanted guests. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Find It, Fix It, Flog It In Whitby and Shipley in Yorkshire, Henry builds a steam punk lamp from a copper pipe, and Simon brings a dated Welsh dresser right up to the present. (S3 Ep14) 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Jill and Paul are hoping to move to a small holding and lead a self-sufficient life in Brittany. Will any of the five properties Danni Menzies has to show them for their ?135,000 be right? 
17:00Four in a Bed The final visit is to The Cross Keys Hotel, Saffron Walden, Essex run by former flight attendant Nici Van Valen. The guests love the luxury, but tensions are at boiling point... 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers Karisha aims high with a hot air balloon cake with a suspended basket, Molly makes a staggering Hawaiian themed tropical bar, and Ben sculpts a stunning vintage Mini wedding cake. (S3 Ep15) 
18:00The Simpsons Tales from the Public Domain Homer reads out classic tales from an overdue library book, with himself as Odysseus at the Battle of Troy, Lisa as Joan of Arc, and Bart as Hamlet. 
18:30Hollyoaks Ollie makes an entrance at school with Imran and Brooke. Diane tells Tegan she doesn't have a say in what treatment Dee Dee will be given, so Tegan hires James as her lawyer. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer search the capital and nearby seeking properties for two families feeling the pinch in their cramped London flats. (S31 Ep5) 
21:00No Offence In the hunt to get closer to Beckett, Dinah tries to win the trust of the undercover cop in the far-right group that he used to be involved with, and uncovers explosive secrets. (S3 Ep2/6) 
22:00The Circle More drama and fun and games from the reality show where contestants play against each other for ?50k on a specially-designed social media platform called The Circle. (Ep3) 
23:0524 Hours in A&E Psychiatric nurse Christie has severe burns after being attacked by a patient. Joe's cousin accidentally stabbed him in the thigh. Freddie, who's two, has a pain in his eye. (S15 Ep13) 
00:05Live from Abbey Road Classics The seventh series looking back at the cream of the live performances recorded for the music show. The third episode features songs from Counting Crows and Goo Goo Dolls. (S7 Ep3/6) 
00:35Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon's mission is Flamangos in rural New Jersey, where mother-and-daughter team Adele and Cheryl are stuck in their tropical ways, but their restaurant is far from being a paradise. 
01:25The Supervet Professor Noel Fitzpatrick pulls out all the stops to give a rescue puppy two bionic feet and a new lease of life. Young husky collie Nell has been hit by a car. (S8 Ep1/4) 
02:20The Secret Life of the Zoo Rare okapi Stomp injures K'Tusha with his horn when he tries to mate with her. Two African painted dogs compete to impress two new females. Plus: turtles and cassowaries. (S3 Ep6/7) 
03:15Homes by the Sea Charlie Luxton visits the Essex coast where he views a glass house, a converted wooden shack, an art deco refurb on Mersea Island and a detached Victorian villa in Leigh-on-Sea. (S2 Ep5/8) 
04:10Grand Designs Australia A couple build a modern farmhouse in Brookfield valley, Brisbane. It can telescope up to three storeys, is angular in shape and clad in natural materials. (S5 Ep8/10) 
05:05The Posh Frock Shop Dutch bridal model Daisy is searching for her own wedding gown. But finding her dress is proving more difficult than Ian thought. Pageant queen Dionne is on the hunt for a dress. (Ep19) 
05:30Kirstie's Vintage Gems Neglected due to family and business, Nick and Ellie's Tunbridge Wells home needs the magic of Kirstie Allsopp's linocut craft and wicker class to give it the 1930s twist they want. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.