This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Wednesday, January 30 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Suzannah Lipscomb is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:30The King of Queens Shrink Wrap When Carrie and Arthur's constant bickering begins to spiral out of control, Doug and Carrie decide it's time to send Arthur to a psychotherapist to find the root of his anger. 
06:55The King of Queens Arthur, Spooner When Carrie has to work the night shift, Doug starts to get lonely but soon discovers that Arthur is the ideal companion to keep him company. 
07:20The King of Queens Window Pain Doug and Carrie don't make a good first impression on their new neighbours - young professional couple Mike and Debi - when they have a particularly loud argument. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond Civil War Ray volunteers for a Battle of Gettysburg re-enactment to spend some quality time with his father - although they are fighting on opposite sides. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Mia Famiglia Ray's oldest living relative, his great aunt Sarina, turns up from Italy to help Ally with a school project about family trees. 
08:40Frasier Bully for Martin Frasier offers his unsolicited help when Martin's boss starts acting like a bully, and Roz talks incessantly about her new love Roger. 
09:10Frasier Mother Load (Part 1/2): Just as Niles and Daphne agree to move in together, they are visited by her disruptive, conniving mother and lecherous, leeching brother. 
09:45Frasier Mother Load (Part 2/2): After Frasier boots Daphne's unpleasant brother out of his home, Daphne frets that she'll be left alone to deal with her horrendous mother. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay tries to save struggling restaurant Down City in Providence, Rhode Island. But the restaurant's tough-talking owner Abby refuses to listen to advice from anyone. 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Series five begins with Randy DeWitt, CEO of sports bar and grill chain Twin Peaks, going incognito among his own staff to see if the company's culture is keeping up with its rapid growth. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Eric and Jean from the Wirral are looking for a two-bed beachside property for 77,000 euros. The Kellys from Buckingham want a holiday home to suit four generations of family. (S2 Ep23/25) 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien head to Middlesex and Surrey, where Simon repurposes a 50s hairdryer and an old school desk, and Henry restores a child's motorbike. (S3 Ep4) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jay Rayner is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun With retirement on the horizon for Jeanette and Ian, they feel it's the right time to make their dream come true of owning a holiday home on Spain's popular Mar Menor. 
16:00The 100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by Marian and Sandra, sisters from Hamilton, Sarah and Andy, a couple from Loughton, and Rick and Gill, a couple from Dunstable. Will they beat the drop? (S2 Ep18) 
17:00Couples Come Dine with Me In and around Glasgow, Mandi and Ally kick off with family favourites, starting with Scottish charcuterie. transgender couple Judith and Charlene are next, followed by Lucy and Stephen. 
18:00The Simpsons What to Expect When Bart's Expecting Bart becomes a guru to couples in Springfield who want to have a baby when he puts a spell on his art teacher, who then falls pregnant. (S25 Ep18/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Darren catches ex-wife Nancy in a compromising situation with her new lover. Donna-Marie reveals the truth for all to hear, and Yazz, while feeling second best, makes a drastic decision. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Kirstie and Phil's Love It or... ...List It: In the village of Clifford, Kirstie and Phil meet Vic and Paul. From the outside their idyllic home looks perfect for a family, but appearances can be deceptive. (S4 Ep5/8) 
21:00The Undateables Autistic rock star Daniel's career has taken off, but his biggest hit has been finding love with Lily. And James Bond fan Rhys has joined a dating agency, hoping to find romance. (S10 Ep4) 
22:00Pure Brand new comedy drama about 24-year-old Marnie, who's been plagued by disturbing sexual thoughts for as long as she can remember, but is now on a mission to change her life. (Ep1/6) 
22:4524 Hours in A&E Katrina has injured her knee. Mark is struggling to breathe. Three-year-old Thomas, who was born with a rare blood condition, has a high temperature. (S17 Ep4) 
23:45Shut Ins: Britain's Fattest People Emily is a 24-year-old single mum and weighs 26 stone who binges on big breakfasts, takeaways and snacks. Can a bariatric surgeon and a psychologist fix Emily's compulsive eating? (Ep3/3) 
00:45Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA The first of a two-part visit to Mangia Mangia in Woodland Park, Colorado. The Italian restaurant has an identity crisis, a headstrong owner and a defiant head chef. (S7 Ep3/10) 
01:40Magic Magic Film (2013) Psychological thriller starring Juno Temple, Emily Browning and Michael Cera. A woman's holiday on a remote Chilean island turns into a nightmare. Very strong language/sex. [SL] 
03:20Best of Both Worlds Debbie, Daniel and daughter Dilly want a simpler, greener life in the Forest of Dean. In Bedfordshire Rebecca and Gerhard want the great outdoors but with easy access to town. (Ep5) 
04:15Jamie's Money Saving Meals Jamie Oliver cooks a low-cost luxurious Mexican chilli. He shares two new ideas for using up leftover roast chicken; and cooks a fast, frugal twist on a favourite pasta dish. (S2 Ep3/6) 
04:45The 100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by Marian and Sandra, sisters from Hamilton, Sarah and Andy, a couple from Loughton, and Rick and Gill, a couple from Dunstable. Will they beat the drop? (S2 Ep18) 
05:40Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp demonstrates how to make a personalised vintage doormat and some cute coasters with spray paint, old tiles and serviettes. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Suzannah Lipscomb is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.