This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Saturday, March 3 2018

05:25Location, Location, Location In Nottinghamshire, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two sets of house-hunters desperate to fly the nest and set up on their own. But are their expectations greater than their budgets? 
06:203rd Rock from the Sun Father Knows Dick When Harry struggles to find his identity, Dick resolves to be a nurturing father figure to him, but his attempts to be honest with his 'new son' lead Harry to rebel. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Selfish Dick When Dick finds out Mary Albright is getting a bigger, better office, he sabotages her good fortune. Tommy and Harry take Sally to hospital after an accident in the kitchen. 
07:10The King of Queens Sparing Carrie Doug and Carrie's bowling friends tell Doug he has to fire Carrie from the team. 
07:35The King of Queens Net Prophets Doug reluctantly agrees to invest his Christmas bonus in an online business, and Arthur tries to outdo the neighbours' big wreath. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Sneeze Much to Debra's annoyance, Marie mollycoddles Ray when he thinks he's coming down with something. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Christmas Present Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas present in the hope that she'll let him go on a golfing weekend. 
09:00Frasier Boo! Frasier dresses up as a clown to help cure a patient of her clown phobia but ends up giving Martin a shock that leads him to make a major decision. 
09:30Frasier Coots and Ladders Frasier feels guilty after resorting to crime to spice up his life, but his attempts to put things straight have embarrassing consequences. 
10:00Frasier Match Game Frasier hires an attractive professional matchmaker (Laura Linney), but ends up on a string of bad dates. Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne plan a natural birth. 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, but her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6/23) 
11:00The Big Bang Theory The Panty Pinata Polarization Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7/23) 
11:30The Big Bang Theory The Lizard-Spock Expansion A girl for whom Howard harbours romantic feelings falls for Leonard instead, despite Howard's efforts to woo her, leaving him furious with jealousy. (S2 Ep8/23) 
12:00The Simpsons $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling): Homer gets a job at Mr Burns' new casino and Marge becomes addicted to the slot machines. 
12:30The Simpsons Homer the Vigilante Homer sets up a chaotic vigilante group to combat one-man crime spree Molloy (guest star Sam Neill). 
13:00The Simpsons Bart Gets Famous Thanks to his new catchphrase, 'I didn't do it', Bart becomes famous, getting his own TV series and releasing a lucrative line of merchandise. 
13:30Come Dine with Me Four cooks go head-to-head in Swansea, with an onslaught of healthy food, locally sourced grub and foodie chat. But who will take home the 1000 prize? 
14:30Coast vs Country Newlyweds Kanagasingam and Lesley are looking for a love nest in East Sussex. Spiritual Kanagasingam wants the peaceful countryside, while Lesley loves the coastal lifestyle. 
15:35A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Pia and Stephen Abbott have been married for 35 years and have long dreamed of owning a property in Spain. Jasmine Harman helps them find a home around La Marina Alta for 130,000. 
16:35The Secret Life of the Zoo Critically endangered rhino Zuri gives birth to baby Ike. Otter Annie has three new pups. Camel Shan-shan is unwell. And sun bears Toni and Millie have relationship problems. (S4 Ep9) 
17:35The Supervet An owner travels through the night to get his much-loved Dobermann seen by Professor Noel Fitzpatrick. And a rabbit with a broken ankle needs surgery. (S9 Ep7) 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Penelope Keith's Coastal Villages Penelope visits East Anglia, where she is plunged into tales of bravery, scandal and intrigue on coastal stopovers including Weybourne, Cley next the Sea, Thorpeness and Dunwich. (Ep3) 
20:00Britain at Low Tide Tori Herridge traces various attempts to make the River Clyde deeper to get ships into the heart of Glasgow, and examines the role of an odd-shaped vessel in a boat graveyard. (S2 Ep3/6) 
21:0010 Cloverfield Lane Film (2016) Drama. A woman wakes after a car crash to find herself locked in an underground bunker after an apparent global catastrophe, but is unclear where the real danger is. Violence. 
23:00Predator Film (1987) Cult sci-fi action. Arnold Schwarzenegger plays the leader of a commando unit hunted in the South American jungle by a creature from another planet. Strong language/violent scenes. 
01:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits the Olde Hitching Post restaurant in Hanson, Massachusetts. Tom bought the business for his daughter six years ago but is still refusing to let her run it. 
01:50The Last Leg Hosts Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe examine the biggest and most entertaining stories of the week. Vicky McClure and Tom Davis join them live in the studio. (S13 Ep6) 
02:45Hollyoaks Omnibus Luke suggests moving in with Mandy but what will that mean for her affair with Darren? An old friend returns with a present for Tony, and Leela makes a video hoping Peri will see it online. [SL] 
04:55The Question Jury Seven strangers locked in a jury room must answer general knowledge questions to win up to 10,000. Luke feels like he's being overlooked and takes his frustrations out on Mairead and Nick. 
05:50Superfoods: The Real Story Kate Quilton travels to South Africa, to see if the baobab tree might help with diabetes. There's also a look at bee pollen and experiments with prunes at zero gravity. (S3 Ep7/8)