This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Saturday, January 27 2018

05:55Kirstie's Handmade Treasures Kirstie Allsopp gets her bangers in a twist making sausages and pork pies for a competition at the Nidderdale Show in North Yorkshire. 
06:153rd Rock from the Sun Episode I: The Baby Menace: In the first episode of series five, the Solomons panic when they realise that Vicki intends to sell the story of her baby's alien conception to the newspapers. 
06:403rd Rock from the Sun Dick for Tat Dick seethes with jealousy when he discovers that his academic rival Professor Strudwick once had an affair with Mary back before he met her, so he plots to even the score. 
07:05The King of Queens Crappy Birthday When Carrie tells Doug to ignore her 30th birthday, he is more than happy to play along because there's a huge ultimate fighting tournament on TV. 
07:35The King of Queens S'aint Valentine When Arthur attends a dance for singles, he encounters a stranger. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond All I Want for Christmas All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife, but they can't get any privacy. 
08:25Everybody Loves Raymond Civil War Ray volunteers for a Battle of Gettysburg re-enactment to spend some quality time with his father - although they are fighting on opposite sides. 
08:55Frasier Rivals Frasier and Niles compete for the attention of the same woman at a party. At least, they think it's the same woman. 
09:30Frasier A Tsar Is Born Frasier and Niles discover that they may be Russian royalty. 
10:00Frasier The Late Doctor Crane Frasier's name becomes confused with another in casualty. The next day his death is announced on television and he reads his own obituary. 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Grasshopper Experiment Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him, only to discover he actually can talk to a member of the opposite sex after a few drinks. (S1 Ep8/17) 
11:00The Big Bang Theory The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization Sheldon and Leonard are asked to give a paper at a physics conference, but Sheldon is reluctant to share the credit, so Penny tries to help. (S1 Ep9/17) 
11:25The Big Bang Theory The Loobenfeld Decay Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny on stage singing in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's lie gets out of control. (S1 Ep10/17) 
11:55The Simpsons Marge in Chains In the middle of a flu epidemic that Homer started, Marge accidentally shoplifts and is sent to jail for 30 days. 
12:25The Simpsons New Kid on the Block When Homer gets kicked out of an all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant for eating too much he takes the owner to court. 
12:55The Simpsons Lisa's First Word The family tries to get Maggie to say her first word but Homer is glad that Maggie has not spoken yet because all Lisa and Bart do is talk back to him. 
13:25Come Dine with Me This episode comes from Birmingham and features a Caribbean feast, a vegetable banquet, some heavy-handed criticism at the table and a dark horse. 
14:25Coast vs Country House hunters Michelle and Peter have a budget of 450,000 and hope to make the big move from their family home in Berkshire to Devon, where they currently own a holiday home. 
15:25A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Rodney and Lynda Palliser from Hertfordshire are looking for an apartment on Mallorca, close to Palma. Can Laura Hamilton help them find their dream property within their 100,000 budget? 
16:30A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Barbados holds a special place in the hearts of Bristol couple Carol and Stephen Howell. With a budget of 275,000, Jasmine Harman helps them to find their perfect property. 
17:30The Secret Life of the Zoo Mandrill Ludo gets over-friendly with his dad's girlfriend when his dad's at the vet's. Red panda Jung is losing weight and no one knows why. Plus: tigers, and penguins. (S4 Ep2) 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Great Canal Journeys Timothy West and Prunella Scales travel past enchanted forests and fairy-tale castles and picturesque mountains and valleys, on a trip down the Marne-Rhine Canal in France. (S8 Ep2/4) 
20:00Village of the Year with Penelope ...Keith Five South East villages go head-to-head for a spot in the grand final. Will it be the buildings, the scenery or good old British eccentricity that wins the day? 
21:00Holocaust: The Revenge Plot The story of a secret group of Holocaust survivors who decided to avenge the Holocaust by poisoning German cities' water supplies to kill millions. 
22:00The Monuments Men Film (2014) George Clooney's fact-based World War II drama. A group of art experts form a unit to prevent the Nazis from destroying the globally important cultural artefacts they've stolen. 
00:20Snake Eyes Film (1998) Nicolas Cage stars in Brian De Palma's thriller. A corrupt cop finds himself at the centre of events when a high-ranking politician is assassinated at a boxing match. Violence. 
02:00The Last Leg Hosts Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe examine the biggest and most entertaining stories of the week. Celebrity guests join them live in the studio. (S13 Ep1) 
02:55Hollyoaks Omnibus Mandy prepares for the happiest day of her life, while Scarlett threatens to ruin the wedding. Maggie fulfils her bucket list, while Nancy is heartbroken by Darren's lies. [SL] 
05:10Coast vs Country Sara Damergi and Kerr Drummond travel the UK competing to find house-hunters their dream home. This time, Wendy and Christopher hope to relocate from Cornwall to Northumberland.