This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Thursday, April 2 2020

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Madeley joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
06:30Cheers Whodunit? Frasier's esteemed colleague Dr Ludlow meets Carla, falls in love with her and proposes marriage in a whirlwind romance, but Carla has a surprise up her sleeve. (S3 Ep13/25) 
06:55Cheers The Heart Is a Lonely Snipe Hunter At Diane's insistence, Sam invites Frasier to join the boys on a fishing trip, during which they send him into the woods on a 'snipe hunt'. (S3 Ep14/25) 
07:20The King of Queens Ruff Goin' When Carrie and Doug aren't invited to a local street party, Doug adopts an unwanted dog to prove to the neighbours what a nice person he is, but he soon loses patience with it. 
07:45The King of Queens Brace Yourself Spence loses his job, so Kelly and Deacon hire him to help around the house. Arthur is determined to change his appearance after Major draws an unflattering picture of him. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Boob Job Debra decides to conduct an experiment after seeing Ray's reaction to her friend's new and improved breasts. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond The Can Opener When Ray and Debra have an argument about their new can opener, Marie, Frank and Robert can't help getting involved. 
09:10Frasier Beware of Greeks Frasier must confront an old family grudge with Aunt Zora when he runs into his cousin Nikos, who is getting married. 
09:40Frasier The Perfect Guy When a handsome doctor joins the radio station as the host of a new show, Frasier can't believe he is as perfect as he seems and tries to find his flaw. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Austin, Texas, home to struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. 
11:00Come Dine with Me Isca from Honduras hosts first in West Yorkshire, with a Central American menu, in a week that also features a row over a pie, some awful jokes and a few home truths. 
12:00The Steph Show Steph McGovern presents the brand-new daily programme live from her living room, featuring special guests and the latest information to help us navigate these unique times we are living in. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers In Kent, can a deal be done on a unique painting of Muhammad Ali? At London Road in Sheffield, pawnbroker Dan is taken for a ride in an unusual fairground dodgem car. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Madeley joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Couple Cecil and Patricia think the time is right to buy their dream holiday home in Vera Beach, Florida. Will Scarlette Douglas impress with the five great properties she's lined up? 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Stephanie has big plans for her ground-floor apartment, Sarah and George secure their first wedding booking and Debbie and Nigel's renovations are halted by an unexpected booking. (S4 Ep9) 
17:00Four in a Bed The final visit of the week is to Pollards Inn in Willaston run by Jamie and Cara Kimpton. Most of the guests love the décor but for some, a problematic shower pours cold water on the stay. 
17:30New: Jamie: Keep Cooking and... ...Carry On: Jamie Oliver shows us some incredible recipes, tips and hacks, tailored for the unique times we're living in. (Ep9) 
18:00The Simpsons My Sister, My Sitter Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter. All is going well, until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie... 
18:30The Simpsons Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment: When alcohol is banned in Springfield, Moe's Tavern becomes a speakeasy and Homer reinvents himself as the Beer Baron. 
19:00Coronavirus Crisis: Channel 4... ...News Special: Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
20:30Jamie: Keep Cooking and Carry On Jamie Oliver shows the nation some incredible recipes, tips and hacks, tailored for the unique times we're living in, including a risotto and an eggless chocolate pudding. (Ep3) 
21:00New: Born to Be Different For 20 years, Channel 4 has followed the lives of five children born with disabilities. They are now young adults tackling the reality of independence. But not everyone is coping. (S10 Ep2) 
22:0021 Kids and Counting Following the fascinating lives of Britain's biggest family. In the lead-up to the birth of their 10th baby girl, Sue and Noel decide to take the family on a package holiday to Benidorm. 
23:00First Dates Criminology student Luka, who's fascinated by serial killers, meets musician Daniel. Italians Marco and Chiara bond over their roots. Two care workers from Preston go on a date. (S13 Ep2) 
00:00The Undateables Charlotte's looking for her life partner, Richard is desperate to find Mrs Right, Alex is back to find that special someone, and Sam is happier than ever now that he's engaged. (S11 Ep4) [SL] 
01:00Five Guys a Week Fun-loving Susan is ready to date again after losing her husband eight years ago. Five potential suitors move in with her, in an eclectic week including baking and tantric massage. (Ep4) 
01:55Couples Come Dine with Me In Blackpool, former dancer Rowan and businessman John meet competitive Holly and Ollie, who are hard to please, and Sally and Joanne, who wear matching tie-dye outfits. 
02:45Feel Good Comedy about love and addiction. George's reluctance to tell her friends about Mae is taking its toll on their sex life. Can George do the one thing that scares her the most? (Ep3) [SL] 
03:15Coast vs Country Hypnotherapist David and wildlife enthusiast Carolynne love Northumberland and are now looking for their forever home on a budget of £375,000. But will it be coast or country? 
04:05Grand Designs Australia A couple build a multi-tiered tower with an infinity pool on a hard-to-reach site by the cliff face of a former quarry in Sydney beachside suburb North Bondi. (S7 Ep1) 
04:55Location, Location, Location In London, Phil Spencer catches up with Krystle and Sam, who wanted a fun party pad near the river, and Jason and Jaye, who found Clapham beyond their budget. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Madeley joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.