This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Thursday, July 25 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Rory Bremner is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:25Cheers It's Lonely on the Top Carla's promoted to bartender and her drunken celebration leads to a night of passion with one of the Cheers regulars, but she can't recall who it was. (S11 Ep22/29) 
06:55Cheers Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses Part 1: Rebecca impresses Kelly's father and is thrilled when he invites her over to his house, but the evening isn't what she was expecting. (S11 Ep23/29) 
07:20The King of Queens Net Prophets Doug reluctantly agrees to invest his Christmas bonus in an online business, and Arthur tries to outdo the neighbours' big wreath. 
07:45The King of Queens Party Favor Doug reluctantly agrees to be his cousin's best man, but the stag party doesn't go as planned. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond All I Want for Christmas All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife, but they can't get any privacy. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond Civil War Ray volunteers for a Battle of Gettysburg re-enactment to spend some quality time with his father - although they are fighting on opposite sides. 
09:10Frasier IQ Who has the most impressive IQ: Frasier or Niles? The results of their childhood tests are finally revealed, and one is much higher than the other. 
09:40Frasier Dr Nora Christine Baranski guest stars as venomous radio therapist Dr Nora, who joins Frasier at KACL. Piper Laurie cameos. 
10:10The Big Bang Theory The Tesla Recoil Leonard and Howard learn that Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette thinks Ruchi's trying to steal her job. (S11 Ep8/24) 
10:35The Big Bang Theory The Bitcoin Entanglement Sheldon seeks revenge when the guys cut him out of a potentially valuable investment. A secret about Leonard and Penny is revealed. (S11 Ep9/24) 
11:00The Simpsons Life on the Fast Lane Homer buys Marge a bowling ball for her birthday. She takes lessons with a smooth Frenchman (guest star Albert Brooks), but does he have an ulterior motive? 
11:30The Simpsons Homer's Night Out Homer's in trouble when Bart captures him on film cavorting with belly dancer Princess Kashmir. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05A New Life in the Sun Has one expat become the victim of his own success in the Côte d'Azur? The heat causes havoc with the floor in a French B&B, and there's good news for a new restaurant in Almeria. (S4 Ep9) 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers In London, Charlie and Patrick look at a stunning and valuable antique grandfather clock. In Sheffield, Dan delivers a shock when he values an antique diamond-covered cocktail watch. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Paul Sinha is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Maureen and Richard from Walsall fell in love with Mijas Costa at a family wedding and are now looking to buy a holiday home in the area to enjoy with their young daughter Amelie. 
16:00The £100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by Linda and Amanda, a couple from Fife, and Charlotte and Rob, a couple from London. Will either pair get to the final question and beat the drop? (S3 Ep9) 
17:00Come Dine with Me Cardiff/South Wales Accountant Runa serves up a Bangladeshi menu but radio DJ Rachel is out for revenge. Ryan tries to eat fresh chillies, with disastrous consequences. (Ep4/5) 
17:30The Simpsons Pokey Mom When Homer ends up in the prison infirmary after visiting the prison rodeo, Marge notices the artistic talent of inmate Jack Crowley, and vouches for him at his parole hearing. 
18:00The Simpsons Eeny Teeny Maya Moe Homer takes Maggie along to Moe's and leaves her in the playground outside the bar. Moe is delighted when he gets to know a young woman over the internet. 
18:30Hollyoaks Levi tries to trick Maxine into confessing the truth. Liberty wants to help Sienna, while Breda gives Tony some parenting advice. Prince is persuaded to follow his heart. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: George Clarke's Old House... ...New Home: A coastal conclusion to the series sees George in Margate and Worthing, offering a sympathetic hand with a monster Victorian semi and a beautiful Regency conversion. (S4 Ep6) 
21:00New: Catch-22 Drama based on Joseph Heller's novel of the same name. Alive and intact, Yossarian is thwarted by an old adversary. Confronted by a devastating loss, he undergoes a transformation. (Ep6/6) 
22:00Celebrity Gogglebox What do Nicole Appleton, Mel Blatt, Shaun Ryder, Bez, Chris Kamara, Example, Professor Green, Chris Eubank Sr, Chris Eubank Jr and other famous faces think of our top telly? (Ep6) 
23:00New: The Tez O'Clock Show Fast-paced satirical sketch and comedy show presented by provocative comic Tez Ilyas. He's joined by Guz Kahn, Sindhu Vee, Sophie Willan and Adam Rowe and special celeb guests. (Ep1/3) 
00:0024 Hours in A&E Paul, who's 66, is brought to A&E with a dangerously high heart rate; Nicky has a swelling in her throat; and seven-year-old Kit has injured his chest in a golf buggy. (S18 Ep12) 
01:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon visits an Italian restaurant in Florida. Owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen and on top of that, refuses to take any criticism and battles Gordon every step of the way. 
01:50August: Osage County Film (2014) Drama with Meryl Streep, Sam Shepard, Julia Roberts, Ewan McGregor and Juliette Lewis. A father's disappearance prompts an ill-tempered family gathering. Very strong language/drugs. 
03:50The £1 Houses: Britain's... ...Cheapest Street: With Youssef the builder juggling several £1 house projects at once, frustrations boil over on the street. Council deadlines are also causing extreme pressures. (S2 Ep5) [SL] 
04:20£2 Million Passport - Welcome... ...to Britain: Dispatches: Reporter Antony Barnett investigates the 'golden visa' scheme, which offers British residency to wealthy foreign nationals. [SL] 
04:50Kirstie's Vintage Gems In this bite-size episode, Kirstie Allsopp teams up with master potter Richard Miller to help Ellie and Nick create their very own plates to complement their new 1930s dining room. 
04:55The £100K Drop Friends Elaine and Maria, from Wallsend, and Craig and Kieran, a couple from London, join Davina McCall to take on the drop. Can either pair walk away with the cash? (S3 Ep8) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Rory Bremner is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.