This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Friday, September 27 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Nina Hossain is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:30Mike & Molly Gone Cheatin' Mike and the guys prepare for their annual fishing trip, but the dynamic changes when Carl invites Victoria along, much to Mike's dismay. (S5 Ep4) 
06:55Mike & Molly Molly's Neverending Story Molly's work on numerous drafts of her book begins to annoy Mike and the rest of the family as the project never gets any closer to completion. (S5 Ep5) 
07:20The King of Queens Gorilla Warfare Carrie is shocked to learn the truth about the night she decided to marry Doug. Meanwhile, Danny falls for Holly. 
07:45The King of Queens Hi, School Doug bumps into his high school football coach (guest star Burt Reynolds) and Arthur loses his senses of sight, hearing and speech. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Snow Day Stuck at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy find themselves having a great time until Debra makes a nasty comment to Frank. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond Cookies Ray learns that the Frontier Girls' troupe leader and her daughter have targeted his parents' house as a spot to make big sales in their cookie drive. 
09:10Frasier The Good Son The opening episode of the classic comedy series in which Dr Frasier Crane returns to Seattle, where he has a job as a radio psychiatrist. 
09:40Frasier Space Quest Frasier is having a tough time finding some privacy, while Roz is busy debating the virtues of human contact. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon comes to the aid of Finn McCool's, a traditional Irish pub in the Hamptons. But the speciality of this house is family feuding - will Gordon be able to mediate? 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Mike Bloom, President and COO of discount retail chain Family Dollar, dons a disguise to go incognito among his own staff to see where the firm is excelling and where it needs improvement. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In Northampton, cockney duo Shelly and husband Scott dish up a night full of food that they think nobody will have heard of before! Joining them are Ilyas and Amanda, and Sabbi and Ashley. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It The boys visit a military vehicle enthusiast, where Henry mirror polishes a decommissioned missile and Simon repurposes a tank turret. (S3 Ep15) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pam Ayres is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Dorothy Pinkett is looking for a holiday home that can provide respite for herself and her disabled husband on her favourite island of Menorca, so the pressure is really on for Jasmine. 
16:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses In Almerķa, Sharon and Shaun meet Robert and Lesley, who want to swap the Scottish Highlands for Spain's glorious sunshine. In Alicante, Manuel and Damon help Helen from Kent. (S3 Ep5) 
17:00Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the owners are meeting for the last time to find out what they've been paid. After bitter rebukes and mounting tension the winner is announced. 
17:30Cooking Up a Fortune It's final night in the Food Arena. One pair make their most complex dish so far. But have they overstretched themselves? The others take a risk which could scupper their chances. (Ep15) 
18:00The Simpsons The Day the Earth Stood Cool Homer befriends a hipster couple in an effort to get a younger image and persuades them to move in next door, but the relationship soon sours. (S24 Ep7/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Cleo gets things wrong when she tries to cheer Mitchell up; and it's crunch time for Mitchell and Scott. Maxine is forced to swallow her pride to help Minnie. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: The Great British Bake Off... ...An Extra Slice: Jo Brand is joined by Bake Off fans Tez Ilyas, Hugh Dennis and Natasia Demetriou to discuss all the latest news and gossip. Tom Allen eats cake. (S3 Ep5) 
21:00New: Gogglebox Britain's sharpest armchair critics return for a 14th series, to share more of their insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S14 Ep3) 
22:00Live: The Circle Vote Night Emma Willis presents the first live Friday show as a panel of celebrity guests dissect all the drama, the first blocked players speak out, and viewers get another live vote. (S2 Ep4) 
23:35First Dates Hotel Single mum and hairdresser Amie has a heaven-sent date, restaurant salesman Matt hopes to seal a deal with romance, and part-time actor Simon seeks his leading man. (S4 Ep4/6) 
00:35Wife Swap USA A no-nonsense fire chief who tries to run her house like her battalion swaps lives with a conservative, stay-at-home wife who caters to her husband's every whim. (S1 Ep2) 
01:25Filth Film (2013) Dark comedy-drama. James McAvoy stars as a debauched, misanthropic policeman whose life is in a grim tailspin. Adults only: very strong and offensive language/sex/violence/drug use. 
03:05Come Dine with Me In and around Belfast. Chatty PR manager Claire hosts. She aims to impress with restaurant favourites. But, never having plucked a pheasant before, she has a challenge on her hands. (Ep1/5) 
03:30Come Dine with Me In and around Belfast. Carpenter and country boy Neil hopes some good old-fashioned country-style cuisine will tantalise his guests' taste buds. (Ep2/5) 
04:00Come Dine with Me In and around Belfast. Debonair Paul hosts. With his golf club crooner to entertain and his quail and langoustines to please the guests, does Paul have the winning combination? (Ep3/5) 
04:25Come Dine with Me In and around Belfast. It's the turn of 28-year-old DJ and events organiser Ryan. With the bar set high, the pressure is on for the man who has hosted events for thousands. (Ep4/5) 
04:55Come Dine with Me In and around Belfast. Host Cailin is pinning her hopes of winning on a Eurovision extravaganza; can she walk away with the money, money, money? (Ep5/5) 
05:20Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team help first-time buyers Christine and Chris, who've run out of money to decorate their Glasgow flat. 
05:40Star Boot Sale Amy Childs from The Only Way Is Essex may have a market trader dad, but she hasn't a clue how to set up a car boot sale. She's banking on some hair rollers appealing to her customers. (Ep7) [SL]