This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Monday, December 16 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Suzannah Lipscomb is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:30The King of Queens Awed Couple Doug and Carrie decide to find new friends in an attempt to annoy Deacon and his wife, but it's not that simple... 
06:55The King of Queens Cologne Ranger Doug discovers a new aftershave that he really likes, but he decides to keep wearing it in secret despite the fact that Carrie hates it. 
07:20The King of Queens Domestic Disturbance When Carrie hires a maid, Doug feels left out and hires Spence's mum. But she's a terrible cleaner, and Arthur falls for her. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond Italy (Part 1): Marie treats the family to a holiday in Rome, but Ray's not happy about the whole experience. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Italy (Part 2): The family are still on holiday in Rome, where Robert falls for a stunning Italian beauty. 
08:40Frasier Mother Load (Part 2/2): After Frasier boots Daphne's unpleasant brother out of his home, Daphne frets that she'll be left alone to deal with her horrendous mother. 
09:10Frasier Juvenilia Frasier is ambushed when he agrees to appear on a seemingly innocent teen-oriented radio show but is then interrogated by the brainy high-school panel. 
09:40Frasier The Proposal A fussy Niles leaves nothing to chance when he plans the perfect evening as the backdrop for asking Daphne to be his wife. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon heads for Sante La Brea, a health food restaurant nestled in the heart of the elite quarter of Hollywood. But there's nothing exclusive about this eatery, which is facing ruin. 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Steven Newman, CEO of Loehmann's department stores, goes undercover on the frontlines of his own company to make sure that the outlets are implementing his plans to reinvigorate the brand. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05The People's Vet Rottweiler Duke's been rushed in for an emergency appointment. German lop rabbit Belle goes under the knife. And Cheekywaawaa the chihuahua undergoes treatment for an eye ulcer. (S2 Ep5) 
13:05Escape to the Chateau: DIY Dick builds a compost toilet for use at outside weddings, Billy and Gwendoline want to open their chateau as a wedding location, and Clive and Tanith need to win over the locals. (S1 Ep11) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jon Culshaw is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Find It, Fix It, Flog It In the East Midlands, Henry finds his dream Russian motorbike and sidecar dating back to World War II, while Simon snaps up a trendy 1970s fire surround. (S4 Ep21) 
16:00A Place in the Sun Tony and Julie from Manchester want to buy their first property together on the beautiful Trabocchi coast in Italy. Danni Menzies has five properties lined up for their 150,000 budget. 
17:00Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Four talented sugar crafters race against the clock in Kirstie Allsopp's cake decorating competition. There's also a yule log, some beautiful embroidery, and two mini makes. (S7 Ep1/15) 
18:00The Simpsons Team Homer Homer forms a bowling team - the Pin Pals - with Moe, Apu and Otto; but one of them has to go when Mr Burns muscles in on the team. 
18:30Hollyoaks Mercedes stands her ground to protect Bobby. Diane decides it's time to move on from Tony and confides in Scott about her perfect man. A new and unlikely romance is blossoming. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: Save Well, Spend Better In a bumper episode, the experts help a husband and wife who've been racking up debt since a family tragedy. And two sisters' generosity has left their bank balances in a state. (Ep5/5) 
21:00New: 24 Hours in A&E Lucy is rushed in after a severe seizure. Simon comes to A&E with severe neck pain. Two-year-old Sophie is in paediatrics after being sprayed in the face with a cleaning product. (S19 Ep5) 
22:00Three Identical Strangers The astonishing true story of three men who make the chance discovery, at the age of 19, that they are identical triplets; a discovery that unearths an extraordinary and disturbing secret. 
00:05First Dates PR exec Claudia, who's 26, looks for a date who won't make her feel 'ick'. And 71-year-old music producer Barry dates a former member of a pop group. (S13 Ep5) 
01:05First Dates at Christmas Fresh singletons visit the restaurant and some favourite daters return for a special episode celebrating Fred and his team's successes, engagements and the first First Dates baby! [SL] 
01:55Carol Film (2015) Drama starring Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara. A wealthy married woman begins an intense relationship with a younger woman she meets in a department store. Sex/some strong language. 
03:55Come Dine with Me In Crawley, an eccentric teacher, a wind-up merchant, a chatty care worker and a people-hating vegetarian vie for the 1000 prize in the competitive cooking challenge. 
04:55Coast vs Country Music-loving surveyor Diepiri and fashion designer Ethel are looking for a holiday home in Dorset. Ethel wants a life by the coast while Diepiri loves the calm of the country. [SL] 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jon Culshaw is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.