This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Wednesday, July 18 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adam Henson is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Dougie Nights Doug and Deacon go clubbing and Doug discovers that he enjoys it. Meanwhile, Carrie feels threatened by her new colleague, who looks just like her. 
07:10The King of Queens No Orleans Doug and Carrie find an expired cheque in an old unopened wedding present from Doug's annoying cousin. Can they convince him to write another one? 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Crazy Chin Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Nice Talk When the MacDougals are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the families attempt to bond over a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle. 
08:35Everybody Loves Raymond Blabbermouths When Robert tells Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even by sharing some nasty secrets of his own. 
09:05Frasier She's the Boss Frasier has a new station boss - Kate Costas (Mercedes Ruehl) - and they get on like oil and water, especially when she moves his show to 2.00am. 
09:35Frasier Shrink Rap Niles and Frasier decide to enter family therapy in an effort to get on better. Some hope... 
10:05Car S.O.S Lancia Reborn Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend restore a high-end car, a 1967 Lancia Flavia coupé, that has been rotting away for over 30 years, hidden in a garage in Rochdale. (S3 Ep8/10) 
11:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon travels to New Jersey to visit the Spanish Pavilion, a family-run business whose owners, brothers Michael and Jerry, spend more time struggling for power than managing the business. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In an episode of extreme highs and ravaging lows in Bristol, straight-talking Frenchwoman Anne refuses to drink Richard's wine, calls his job boring, barks at Harriet and recites erotica. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien fix up unwanted items and flog them on to make a handsome profit for their owners. In this episode, Henry gives Simon a motorcycling masterclass in Wiltshire. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Anita Rani is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Ali and Ben Brown from Kent have dreamed of owning a property abroad for many years. Jasmine Harman shows them five possibilities on the beautiful Spanish island of Gran Canaria. 
16:00The £100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by Dawn and Andy, a couple from Birmingham, and Simone and Philip, a couple from Epsom Downs. Can either pair take home the cash? (Ep53) 
17:00Come Dine with Me It's the third night in and around Reading, and the turn of self-professed supermum Lydia to host. How will her fellow diners react to her 'taste of the Savannah' Kenyan menu? 
17:30The Simpsons Homer Goes to College Homer has to attend university to study nuclear physics, when it becomes clear that he's unqualified for his job as nuclear power plant safety inspector. 
18:00The Simpsons Apocalypse Cow Bart and Lisa save a cow from the slaughterhouse, giving it to Mary, a farm girl. Unfortunately, her father thinks the cow is a token of marriage... 
18:30Hollyoaks Ellie is trying her best to make everything perfect for Alfie coming out of hospital. Alfie opens up to Yazz and, unable to contain her feelings, Yazz kisses Alfie, and he kisses her back. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Live Well for Longer This new health show covers the stuff we all want to know about. This time it's all about sex, drugs and alcohol, including male contraception, smart drugs, and a month off the booze. (Ep1) 
21:0024 Hours in A&E Richard has fallen off a ladder while he was fixing his roof. Doreen has a serious infection. Five-year-old Cojo has injured his elbow while he was wrestling with his brother. (S15 Ep10) 
22:00Stath Lets Flats A Completely Football Stath takes desperate measures to get on the annual inter-agency football tournament when he finds out he's been dropped from the team. (Ep4/6) 
22:30Lookalikes Ed Sheeran lookalike Ty aims to bring feuding former friends Tim and Andy back together. But Ty's patience is tested when the duo tag along on his hot date with 'Marilyn Monroe'. (S2 Ep4/4) 
23:00Celebrity Sextortion This extraordinary film follows former ITV breakfast host Dan Lobb as he seeks to uncover the truth behind how a private sexually explicit video of him was leaked online. 
00:05Inside Facebook: Secrets of the... ...Social Network: Dispatches goes undercover in the secretive world of the people who decide what can and can't be posted on Facebook. 
01:00Mama Film (2013) Violent supernatural horror. A couple take in two young nieces who were lost in the woods for five years. The mystery of how they survived alone is all too soon apparent. [SL] 
02:40Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb Three competing homeowners in Liverpool seek inspiration to make their homes more desirable as they look to attract an offer from buyer Lilly. (Ep10) 
03:35Vet on the Hill Dr Scott Miller takes on a challenging hip replacement for a tiny chihuahua. There is also a chaotic cat invasion and an extreme makeover. (S2 Ep2/8) 
04:30My Kitchen Rules World-renowned chef Ken Hom visits the MKR Mansion, where Edinburgh couple Angela and James face the challenge of creating a main course from Ken's mystery ingredient of whole salmon. 
05:25Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp and furniture-maker Anselm Fraser help Jannine and Shaun Cartwright build some treasure chests for their young boys' toys. 
05:30Star Boot Sale Olympic athlete Iwan Thomas is a natural competitor and he comes to the car boot sale with just one aim - to win. But can he be persuaded to part with his valuable sporting mementos? 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adam Henson is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.