This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Wednesday, August 15 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Griff Rhys Jones is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Switch Sitters Deacon and Kelly agree to babysit Arthur but forget Carrie and Doug's warning not to give him spicy food. 
07:10The King of Queens Cheap Saks Carrie agrees to befriend Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (guest star Janeane Garofalo), and Spence agrees to go on a date with a man. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond No Fat Frank is not at all happy when Marie decides that they should both go on a strict diet just before the Thanksgiving holiday. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Apartment Ray can't stay away from Robert's new flat, which is packed with hot women, but then Debra turns up unexpectedly. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Toaster Ray is upset when his parents swap the personalised toaster he gave them as a Christmas present for a coffee machine. 
09:00Frasier Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do When Daphne finds an engagement ring in Martin's underwear drawer, Niles hires a detective to investigate Sherry's past. 
09:35Frasier The Zoo Story Frasier gets a new agent who sets him up with an opportunity for some great publicity when a crane at the local zoo is named after him. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Oakhurst, New Jersey, to help the overwhelmed owner of Mike and Nellie's restaurant, who lost his way when his father and business partner died. 
11:00The Simpsons Bart Gets an Elephant Bart wins an elephant as a radio quiz prize. He christens his new best friend Stampy, but Homer can't afford his upkeep and decides to sell him to an ivory dealer. 
11:30The Simpsons Kill the Alligator and Run When Homer becomes convinced he only has four years to live, the Simpsons go to Florida so that he can have a better quality of life. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me Three couples in Derby compete to win ?1000 cash in a week that features scallops with white chocolate foam, a man dressed as a hot dog, a ghost hunter, and homemade p?t?. 
12:50The Great British Bake Off Our five bakers are stepping back in time and using unfamiliar recipes for Forgotten Bakes week. There's a sweet and savoury signature challenge and Prue sets a boozy technical. (S1 Ep8/10) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Julia Bradbury is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Steph and Andy from Hampshire want to move to Portugal's Silver Coast to enjoy its weather and relaxing lifestyle. Jasmine Harman shows them five properties within their ?100,000 budget. 
16:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Sharon and Shaun have the tricky task of finding a new home for 67-year-old Jennifer, who is keen to relocate to a three-bed property with a swimming pool and near the beach. (S2 Ep13/25) 
17:00Come Dine with Me In and around Essex, the third host is 43-year-old teacher and mother of four Harmy, who hopes to spice up her guests' lives and bag the prize by serving up an authentic Punjabi feast. 
17:30The Simpsons Insane Clown Poppy Homer and Bart take Lisa to a book fair to make up for attaching fireworks to her video. At the fair, Krusty meets his long-lost daughter, but it doesn't go well... 
18:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XVI Bart falls into a coma and is replaced by a well-behaved robot; Homer takes part in a deadly TV game show; and Lisa turns into Albert Einstein. 
18:30Hollyoaks Liberty is cold towards Milo after kissing him the previous night. Cindy wants to watch the footage of Dirk from the camcorder recording he made for Holly before her wedding. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Orangutan Jungle School This series follows the stories of the orangutans at the world's biggest orangutan rehabilitation centre. In this episode, teen mum Clara and her baby Clarita arrive at the centre. (Ep1/3) 
21:0024 Hours in A&E Ex-paratrooper Martin has sustained life-changing injuries in a paraglider crash. Eddie's been weakened by chemotherapy and has severe sepsis. Graham's nose won't stop bleeding. (S15 Ep14) 
22:00Hang Ups All-star comedy. With Karen away on business, Richard is left holding the fort and people are coming at him from all sides, but at least he has his own therapist to unload on. (Ep2/6) 
22:30On the Edge: That Girl The final show of the three-part drama anthology. When Ashley is forced to confront a past reality she tried to bury, her life begins to unravel. Will she take the law into her own hands? 
23:00999: What's Your Emergency? This episode explores the link between poverty and rising crime. A 14-year-old reports a break-in at her home. A shoplifter admits he's been driven to extreme measures to survive. (S7 Ep4) 
00:00One Born Every Minute Emma and James lost a combined 11 stone so they could start a family. Erika and Jez are on baby number two, after the struggle to conceive number one became an exhausting regime. (S10 Ep6) 
00:55Meet the Drug Lords: Inside the... ...Real Narcos: Ex-Special Forces Jason Fox visits Colombia. In Medellin, he meets Popeye, once close friend and chief assassin for Pablo Escobar - a man with 257 kills to his name. (Ep2/3) [SL] 
01:50Baggage Claim Film (2013) Romcom starring Paula Patton. A flight attendant desperately tries to find herself a husband before her younger sister gets married. With Derek Luke, Taye Diggs and Djimon Hounsou. [SL] 
03:30Building the Dream Charlie Luxton is in Caterham, Surrey, where Ben and Nicola are transforming a dilapidated bungalow into a contemporary split-level home. (S7 Ep8/10) 
04:25Lost and Found Dumped Esme is found with a bad gash on her leg. An elderly terrier cross is handed in after her owner passed away. And Bolt by name, bolt by nature, a Japanese Akita runs away from home. 
05:20The Posh Frock Shop The team's tasked with finding dresses for bride-to-be Sally and her mum Ann. Since recovering from breast cancer, Ann is looking forward to sharing this moment with her daughter. (Ep3) 
05:45Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp demonstrates cool tricks for dressing a dining table. She makes a paper napkin rose, a cupcake bouquet, and uses vintage teacups for a great place setting. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Griff Rhys Jones is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.