This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Thursday, January 18 2018

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:203rd Rock from the Sun Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons Dick accepts an invitation to a Solomon family reunion in Indiana, even though they are not really family. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Dick and Taxes The aliens learn about tax when they attempt to file their first tax returns. Mary discovers that Dick owes nearly $10,000, and Sally opens a hair salon to claim deductions. 
07:10Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Sick With Debra sick, Ray juggles the kids and work, which causes problems when quarterback Terry Bradshaw agrees to have a meeting with him at the paediatrician's. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Handsome? Ray starts to feel insecure about his looks after hearing Debra compliment Robert on his appearance. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Car Debra refuses to drive the car Ray buys from his parents after finding out that Ray 'got lucky' in it as a teenager. 
08:30Frasier Dial M for Martin Frasier's unemployment status is putting him on edge with everyone and when he blows up at Martin, Roz suggests that Martin moves in with Niles. 
09:00Frasier Hot Ticket Frasier and Niles fail to get tickets to the hottest show in town, and Daphne's behind appears in the Seattle paper. 
09:35Frasier First Do No Harm Frasier undertakes huge projects to make up for being unemployed, while Martin persuades him to date Duke's daughter Marie. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon visits Cafe Tavolini, a restaurant that is more than just a culinary disaster. Run by a husband and wife, the business is being neglected as the couple teeter on the edge of divorce. 
11:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Sailing enthusiasts Andy and Dee Hayford have travelled all over the world. Now they plan to buy a holiday home in Spain big enough to house them, their two daughters and grandchildren. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me There's competitive piñata bashing and large helpings of frank feedback in this new episode from Marbella. 
13:05Posh Pawn Prestige Pawnbrokers boss James test drives a home-made electric bike. A bespoke DJ van rocks up at HQ with a big price tag. And a bishop wants to sell a Salvador Dali sculpture. (S4 Ep5/6) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Village of the Year Alex adventures in Betws-y-Coed; Penelope horses around in Charlton Horethorne; Juliet reels in the catch of the day in Polperro, Cornwall; and Patrick digs for cockles in Penclawdd. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Laura Hamilton shows Alan and Carol Fuerteventura's top five properties for their budget of £90,000. But with totally different tastes, can the couple agree on just one property? 
17:00Four in a Bed The final visit is to The Parsonage Hotel and Spa in York, where Mark Toole and Natalie Allcock look to wow their guests with their country manor, complete with pub, spa and restaurant. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers It's a family affair as sugar craft specialist Eloise Durrant attempts to make her daughter (and biggest critic) a spectacular mermaid birthday cake to celebrate turning nine. 
18:00The Simpsons Moe 'n' a Lisa: Lisa discovers Moe's poetic talent and helps get him published. As a result of his writing success, Moe and the Simpsons are invited to a literary conference. 
18:30Hollyoaks Luke makes another mistake, which jeopardises his and Mandy's relationship. Tom's inheritance comes through and Darcy puts her plan into action. And Simone becomes suspicious of Shane. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00George Clarke's Amazing Spaces George travels over 5,000 miles to explore the wonder of small space builds in Japan. In the Midlands, a father and daughter salvage a dilapidated tree house with a £300 budget. (S7 Ep2/8) 
21:00Hunted Will Sandra and Mella realise that they've hitched a lift with an undercover 'ghost agent'? Ex-cop Jamie arranges a secret rendezvous with his heavily pregnant wife. (S3 Ep3/6) 
22:00Derry Girls The girls are tense about a big exam and naturally jump at a dubious opportunity to get out of it, especially as it involves spending time with the beautiful Father Peter. (Ep3/6) 
22:35The Undateables The award-winning show with more singles looking for love, like trainee accountant and Bollywood fan Nisar who has a stammer, and grunge-lover Daniel who has Asperger's. (S8 Ep2/4) 
23:35Working Class White Men Professor Green explores the challenges of family and fatherhood for working-class men; from Gav, who's just left prison, to Jake, who has a chance to travel the world as a model. (Ep2/2) 
00:35The Secret Life of the Zoo Critically endangered rhino Zuri gives birth to baby Ike. Otter Annie has three new pups. Camel Shan-shan is unwell. And sun bears Toni and Millie have relationship problems. (S4 Ep9) 
01:30How to Lose Weight Well This week AK and Bethany are slimming for speed dating; Gemma and Charlotte are trimming for a school reunion; and couple Si and Simon want to shed weight for Manchester Pride. (S3 Ep2/4) 
02:25Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit Aberdeen to help two sets of house-hunters who have relocated to the Granite City. And both families are keen to quickly find their new home. [SL] 
03:20Coast vs Country Ian and Steph want to retire to Norfolk, but while Ian wants the peace and quiet of country life, Steph wants to embrace the buzz of a coastal community. 
04:15The Autistic Gardener Alan Gardner is in Bristol with £15,000 to restore some order to Ig and Jo's 100 foot garden that is currently overflowing with weeds and junk. He also visits a garden in LA. (S2 Ep2/3) 
05:10How to Stay Well Does out-of-date make-up make you ill? Can you can catch a cold from being cold? And why do so many of us struggle to sleep in a strange bed? The doctors investigate. (Ep4) 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.