This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Monday, November 12 2018

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Colin Murray is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:303rd Rock from the Sun Fun with Dick and Janet (Part 2): Dick tries to keep his wife Janet a secret from Mary, and Tommy admits to vandalising a field which Officer Don believes is the site of an alien landing. 
06:553rd Rock from the Sun Tricky Dick Dick and Mary play practical jokes on each other, Tommy joins a garage band to improve his chances with August, and Sally sets her sights on a yoga instructor. 
07:203rd Rock from the Sun Dick-in-Law Dick accepts an invitation to spend the weekend with Mary's parents, who aren't aware that Dick and Mary have broken up. The other aliens help Nina move apartment. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond Hackidu Ray shows an interest in Ally's 'Hackidu' trading card hobby but inadvertently gives away her favourite 'Scramisaur' card. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Debra Makes Something Good Debra finally cooks a dish that Ray, Robert and Frank all enjoy, but Marie is not impressed with her efforts. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond Marie and Frank's New Friends Ray and Debra plan to get more time to themselves by encouraging Marie and Frank to make new friends. 
09:05Frasier Frasier Crane's Day Off Frasier is off work sick with just his paranoia to keep him company, leading him to believe that everybody is after his job. 
09:40Frasier My Coffee with Niles After a year in Seattle, Frasier settles down with Niles to discuss what it's been like to be back together again. 
10:05Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back Gordon is in Los Angeles to save family-owned Mexican restaurant La Serenata, giving the dining room an inviting new turquoise interior and planning a smaller but more dynamic menu. (Ep5/8) 
11:00The Simpsons The Simpsons' 138th Show Spectacular: Troy McClure hosts a celebration of the milestone that is the 138th episode of The Simpsons. 
11:30The Simpsons Marge vs. the Monorail: When Springfield decides to install a monorail system, Homer gets the job as conductor, but has no idea what he's doing, although he does get to wear a cape. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In Luton, Shawn and Kendra's menu is inspired by their travels and Canadian heritage. But things don't go to plan when their ice cream curdles and Shawn has an eggy mishap. 
13:05A New Life in the Sun A straight-talking hairdresser from London tries to cut it as the Costa Blanca's newest stylist, and newly-weds start a new life as holiday hosts in the south of France. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Fifteen to One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. The players face notoriously tough questions as they compete to be Champion and take home ?40,000. (Ep6/35) 
16:00A Place in the Sun Carol and Steve from North Yorkshire have ?80,000 to buy a holiday home in Spain. They've focussed their search around the village of Oliva. Has Danni Menzies lined up their dream home? 
17:00Four in a Bed Kicking off the competition in Anglesey are newbie owners Neil and Lavinia Walker who run Castellor B&B, where it's all about going the extra mile. But the in-room extras fail to impress. 
17:30Embarrassing Pets Jug pups Bebe and Gogo turn into tiny terrors on walks. Caroline is tasked with pacifying Jeremy the pecking parrot. And Gavin investigates Sid the ferret's suspicious spare tyre. (Ep16) 
18:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XII Homer annoys a gypsy, who places curses on each of the Simpsons. Homer captures a leprechaun to break the curse, but all does not go to plan. 
18:30Hollyoaks Harley tells Peri that she's quit school. Jack asks Breda to look after Charlie as part of his plan to woo her. Sinead sets up a meeting for Laurie with Sally at the school. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Liam Bakes In this new series, Liam Charles brings a fresh, playful view on baking, with recipes mixing pop culture and his Jamaican heritage. Liam shows a mate how to make a mega cupcake. (Ep1/5) 
20:30Food Unwrapped What in nature provides the natural bright blue dye in our sweets? Why is there jelly in our pork pies and how does it get there? And why is soft shell crab such a delicacy? (S15 Ep5) 
21:0024 Hours in A&E Rich has been in a high-speed car crash and can't move his legs. His pregnant girlfriend rushes to the hospital. Justin has had a life-threatening accident while playing football. (S16 Ep1) 
22:00First Dates Glamorous former reality TV star Aisleyne is looking for a man with 'the heart of the Dalai Lama, the personality of Russell Brand and the body of Rocky Balboa'. (S11 Ep3) 
23:05Emergency Helicopter Medics Britain's air ambulance teams race to save the life of a motorcyclist and help another who may have a serious spinal injury. And a woman has been kicked in the face by her horse. (Ep1) 
00:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Sebastian's, a pizzeria in Los Angeles, is desperately in need of Gordon Ramsay's expertise, but its owner won't heed the chef's advice. 
01:00The Last Leg More live satirical comedy as Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by comedian Russell Howard and Tamsin Greig to dissect the week's events. (S15 Ep4/10) 
01:55Alone at Home What happens when kids are left to their own devices? In Surrey, Natalie and Dan head off for four days. Will their three children cope, or will the parents return to utter chaos? (Ep1/4) [SL] 
02:50Ivory Tower Film (2014) Documentary about the problems facing higher education in the USA. As costs rise and access narrows, growing numbers of people are asking whether it's even worth going to university. 
04:25Buy It Now Friends Jay and Barney have a solution to a floppy problem; Mum Melanie has a neat idea to help parents get more sleep; Theresa has a discreet solution to an embarrassing issue. (Ep25) 
04:50French Collection Sommieres & Harrogate JP's just too nice to haggle, Julie gives loads of tips to shabby chic, and Shafia pushes and pushes on price to prove everyone wrong. (S2 Ep15/25) [SL] 
05:45Kirstie's Handmade Treasures In this bite-size episode of Kirstie's Handmade Britain, Kirstie Allsopp and cider-maker Andy Thomstone demonstrate how to make a winter version of one of our favourite drinks. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Colin Murray is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.